How do you deal with the fact that you will never have a girlfriend?

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i will never even kiss a girl

fuck

>>37253929
good thing i got a last taste before my ex broke it up
Truthfully though nothing special, you could probably get a better tasting whole out of a newly showered qt

>>37253929
lol where the HECK is the doodle!!

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I touch myself a lot. Like all the time.

>>37253929
Just embrace it as a part of yourself
I wallow in the feeling of never knowing what it's like to even hug a girl other than relatives. It feels free, and incredibly comfy

>>37254152
>Truthfully though nothing special

are you fucking retarded? it's not supposed to actually taste good. it's not a BBQ sauce you mongoloid. the reason that men love the taste and smell is obviously because of association

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>>37253929

I don't. I just fell sad all the time and get completely crushed every time I see a cute girl/a couple

I also daydream a lot about changing myself to be a person worthy of a gf

I wish I could just stop thinking about love/sex all the time, it's like my brain is purposefully fucking with me

I'll also never have to deal with a girls bullshit. Before I kill myself I'll fuck a prostitute probably.

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>>37254209
I want this qt on my balls

>>37253929
>How do you deal with the fact that you will never have a girlfriend?
I'm content in knowing that I'll an hero once my parents pass away. So the amount of time I have to deal with these lonely feels is finite.

I used to think that. Then I stopped stressing about my virginity so much and just lived my life. Within the year I lost my virginity to a girl I met in a hotel hot tub. It can happen.

Note: I'm 300 lbs and would have average features at best if I wasn't.

>>37253929
I don't deal with it because it's not a problem.

>>37253929
Its not so much the issue of being alone but why I'm alone, that a girl would rather be alone or be Chad's sidegirl or kill herself, than be with me is just the biggest insult of all.

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>tfw hardly even give a shit about sex anymore
>tfw just want someone I can spend time with, be close to, and not be alone with

Fuck mang

>>37254209
i want to fulfill my code lyoko fantasies

I had one,
its not about pussy.
its about the sent of her hair, the softness of her skin, her qt laugh, and just the way she felt in my arms.
sigh... getting some bad withdrawals

>>37253929
>How do you deal with the fact that you will never have a girlfriend?

This will only be true if I didn't care about losing weight to become more appealing.

>How do you deal with the fact that you will never know the taste of a pussy?

Just because I never had a relationship doesn't mean I'm a virgin.

I paid a prostitute and ate her; she was very clean and her pussy didn't smell or taste funny. It's like playing with loose, firm skin with your tongue. Her clit felt similar to the cartilage you find when you eat a chicken leg, but softer.

>>37253929
Can't crave something you've never had.

So I'd say I'm living pretty good.

>>37255224
>I paid a prostitute and ate her;

That's revolting

>>37255258
I was curious.

I'm still STD-free.

>>37255311
It's still revolting.

>>37255351
I don't think your mommy gave you enough tendies.

>>37255376
You're definitely right there

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>>37253929
The hope that I will.

onigiri maybe dunno lol

>>37253929
By becoming the girlfriend of course

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>>37253929
>How do you deal with the fact that you will never have a girlfriend
Even if that's true, I wouldn't really care too much. Learning to self sustain and be happy with my self is more important than glamoring pussy.
>How do you deal with the fact that you will never know the taste of a pussy?
That's disgusting. Why would I want that?

Had one, it sucked. It's been almost four years since then and now I'm back to the point where I can't even imagine having one again, but I also kind of don't want one.

2D waifus really are better, I only want another GF if she's exactly like one.

>>37255091

I know this feel. I just want a weeb gf I can play vidya and watch anime with. Cosplay too.

>>37253929
The answer to the first question: realizing that I don't even know what I'd do if I had a woman. They seem like really awful expensive exotic pets that curl up and die if you look at them wrong. Video games are much cheaper and easier in comparison.

To answer the second question I know she wouldn't do anything for me in return so there's no reason to waste my spit.

>>37253929
I usually just believe I will have one someday somehow. When that doesn't work, I can be pretty happy with my waifu. Real women will try to cheat and trick you. Besides, actually cute girls like in pic related, you'll probabbly never meet anyway, they basically don't exist. Just make what you want exist.

I think I'll die without ever touching an unrelated female. I've never even been bumped into.

im just looking for someone to fuck me. i dont want a girlfriend, tried s bunch of dating apps, i dont ask for fucking initially and i try to get to know them. get ghosted

>>37253929
>How do you deal with the fact that you will never have a girlfriend?
I have had a gf
>How do you deal with the fact that you will never know the taste of a pussy?
I do know the taste of pussy

>>37255058
Greentext? How does a 300lb creature just get laid so easily? Was she gross?

>>37253929
pussy tastes pretty gross desu. I have to try not to think about it while going at it or I gag...
If it's right out of the shower and fully shaven, I can tolerate it

>>37255220
fuck man, I'm KHHV but I can somehow feel you

>>37257268
Pussy right out of the shower ain't bad at all. I just had some :)

I think the real question is how do I deal with the fact that I will never have a friend?

Answer: Alternate between college and internship, and in my free time play vidya, watch youtube/anime, work out, and fap.

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>>37257346
NORMIE, GET OUT THIS BOARD RIGHT NOW OR THERE WILL BE CONSEQUENCES. THIS IS YOUR LAST WARNING

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I've sent a robot my worn panties before cause he said he wanted to know what pussy smelled like.

He said he enjoyed it.

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>he wants a soul sucking, money vacume, time wasting emotional meat bag called "girlfriend"
As a proud fuckboy. I just fuck woman, maintain them as a friend for aslong as we are fucking. And if she wants a relationship with me. Its only going to last as long as I am still fucking her.

The female parasitic woman FEARS the fuckboy.

Being a fuckboy is an art. Only a retard gets a girlfriend. True alpha-males fuck bitches when they are done being fucked.

Sex is the only value woman have. Once they deny you sec. Just drop the bitch and move on to a new one. The dry spell doesnt last forever.

>>37253929
Alcohol is a good coping mechanism