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Story time, /r9k/. I got an unsolicited text from a random number and decided to roll with it.
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Bonus points to whoever actually gets my riddle
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Yes, I live in Seattle
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target location identified
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triangulating...
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target locked
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En route to destination.
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Yes, this is me. Gaze upon my luxuriant beard
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I think he's trying to make me jealous.
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Creme brulee is pleb-tier.
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That thing is in fact a potato.
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Never mind, I just realized how unfunny I am. Disregard, OP is a fag.
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Get to the murder part, please.
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>>37253294
I'll get to the sexy part.
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this thread is the biggest display of rampant faggotry i have ever witnessed in my life
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>>37252944
Robert Hawkins is buried in Bellevue.
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>>37253332
yeah, pretty much. got a date out of it though
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>>37253332
i like it desu
kill yourself
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>>37253362
was she pretty to you
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>>37253362
I think you missed a part? Or you just missed screenshotting it. I love this thread btw
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send the dick pics!!!
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>>37253362
I am actually quite handy with a rope
>>37253392
I skipped it because I realized how dumb it was
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>>37253405
Ah damn post everything you sperg its so interesting
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according to PF rules you can't use the teleportation abilities of summoned creatures :^(
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>>37253405
She's totally gonna flake, dude. You don't even know if it's a she anyways.
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>>37253446
Maybe so, but the twist is that I already have a date tomorrow. A date with eternity.
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>>37253471
>meet up
>stammer a hello
>realize you both will never be attracted to eachother
>find an excuse to leave
>bask in the loneliness
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I cant handle this much faggotry.
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>>37253446
I wonder about that
>>37253581
That's not shibari.
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>>37254011
Nice, anon. Interesting how that turned out.
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>>37254011
I enjoyed this thread and I hope everything goes well, OP. Try not to spill too much spaghetti.
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>>37253581
>>37253332
Take notes retard. No lame emotes, no white-knight faggotry, just some guy engaging in playful banter. That's how you do it.
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spoiler: this is ops friend and just got a new number and op told him to pretend he didnt know him
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Considering how she scarfed down that steak dinner and then went for dessert, she's probably 350 lb land whale. Congrats on wasting your time retard.
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Keep us posted OP.make a thread tomorrow when this dies
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but is she a she? and is she cute?
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>>37252924
You sound like a faggot but I enjoyed your thread
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>>37254866
OP changed the contact name(or created one) after they exchanged info and made a sarcastic quip to an anon who said OP didn't know if the other person was a girl or not so I would assume he at least got a feminine name from this person.
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holy crap that was really impressive
(unless the other person is a homo)
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i secretly want a random phone number to call me accidentally but i never have wrong numbers, very unadventurous; i guess it is no secret anymore.
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