Hey fembots, I'm looking for a female friend to pine after

>fembots
No such thing
originalolol

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Too pathetic for even /r9k/?

I'm also collecting fempepes.

>>37248499
>I'll post contact if anyone seems like a good match.
just post contact. or contact me and I'll describe myself there. [email protected]

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>>37249126
>Email

Bleh, really?

Skype: Annoyingfatass
Discord: Moi#1009

What kind of things would you buy, anon? I meet those standards, although im not super good looking

>>37249306
Usually stuff like Steam games, an assortment of edibles/collectibles for birthday and/or Christmas, etc.

Though it worries me that's the first questions you asked, I at least want the ILLUSION of friendship as opposed to some blatant sugar-baby deal

this is literally the saddest shit i've ever read

please fembots don't enable this virgin

>>37249421

This, but it's rather appropriate for r9k in its own way.

>>37249410
It's ok anon i'm not planning on actually going through with it. i'm just curious

what makes you think you deserve a 'decent' looking virgin girl who is also single? describe yourself or post a picture. let's see if you're good enough for someone like that. I bet you're fat and ugly.

>>37249514
I am indeed fat and arguably ugly. I'm under the full expectation that we'll never date, I just want to dote on a nice girl who isn't fucking anyone.

>>37249571
>I just want to dote on a nice girl who isn't fucking anyone.
There are none on this board, don't waste your time and money.

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>>37249616
I have in fact talked to several. They eventually get a boyfriend and/or stop talking to me, though.

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Getting into the abstract female Pepes now.

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best fempepe

I'm not a virgin and I am fat and I don't want to pretend to be your gf. But we could be friends and play games and you don't have to buy me anything. Eh?

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>>37250165
She's actually based on a Japanese mascot which is in turn based on a ball of moss with a crotch bulge. No joke.

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>>37250165
what is she called

>>37250184
what is this sadfrog

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>>37250187
I've heard her called Pipi but she's based on Marimokkori.

>>37250181
>I'm not a virgin

Ehh, I dunno. It would be like how Hitler enjoyed Jewish comedians but lamented the fact that they were der Juden.

>>37250254
Having sex changes a person literally 0%.

>>37250363
But it changes my perception of someone whether I want it to or not.

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Homer Pepe?

>>37248499
nice dubs

also ig i meet those requirements but i really hope that you arent as desperate as you seem, since you posted on fuckin 4chan looking for a friend. i like art and music and vidya games and all that shit. try not to be too much of a fag though.

>>37250254
i dont feel much emotion but when i see her in those pics i actually feel happiness

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>>37251467
It's a mix of desperation and frustration over being ghosted by multiple girls around the same time for no specific reason. I want someone who makes my heart leap whenever she comes online, who I can say embarrassing cutesy things to and later claim to be joking when in fact I'm partly serious.

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One more extra-desperate bump