/britfeel/

My guilty pleasure is those "shop/eat well for less" shows

Middle class morons who don't understand basic personal finance

>>37245355
NORMIES DIE DIE DIE
ABORT THREAD, COMFY IS RUNIED

I see Hitchens posters here on the same level as Nazi bronies, basically what are you doing lads?

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Which one of you lads is Commander Russels? Fucking hilarious.

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How has your Wednesday been lads?
Do anything comfy in this fine weather or has the heat made it too uncomfy for some?

- PM Kev x

>>37245385
ExpIain your reasoning

>>37245385

I'm not hitchens poster, but I do support him, his politics is perfect

>tfw fall from grace and can't even enjoy being a fucking normie.
Being a normie is suffering lads. Don't fucking do it.

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>>37245304
should probably add these to it t b h:
>voting tory
>voting in general
>utopianism
>advocating for privatised railways
i'm actually a lefty, the only thing i really agree with hitchens on is that the railways should be renationalised
also he's very memeable

Very few people in this thread are attractive to women

Reminder that Lee is literally a furfag

https://youtu.be/br6pmggSBVs?t=7m16s

7:16

>murr (a furfag word to denote sexual pleasure)

Probably sucks off his dog

valium or xanax lads

>he is even worse than an infidel, he is, may allah forgive me, a waifu poster

>>37245403
If you're here on 4chan, /britfeel/ specifically, the chances are Hitchens is going to severely disapprove of some part of your life and would be opposed to you living your life the way you do, in the same way bronies who idolise the Nazis being the people they would be putting in the camps.

>>37245400
I'm so hot but I'm not wearin anything now Kev, just got my lil boi pucci wavin in the air as I type.

anyone got any good methods of getting over a girl?

inb4 kys

TWO-HEEEEADED BOOOOOY

>>37245506

Waifu posters are literally repulsive.

Just imagine on the other end of a waifupost is an obese man in his 20s, surrounded by piss bottles, parents that have completely given up on him, a free testosterone level on par with poleaboo, and a general pugent odour.

>>37245499
Xanax, I took five once and blacked out for 16 hours. Woke up naked outside my house.

>>37245378

"You're seriously not telling me the 70p pasta tastes just like the 2 quid ones?" they cry exasperated, unaware they're both made in the same factory.

Does make me giggle, one of the good points of growing up poor is knowing how to retain money. Get called tight, but fuck going back to that life.

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>>37245355
Help me out lads, there's this girl in my school who is 10/10 imo, she recently broke up with her BF like 2 weeks ago but it looks like she's over it, how do I make my moves? And also we're pretty good friends forgot to mention, pls halp lads

>>37245512

How will hitchens disappove of my life?

I have a job, a house, I don't take drugs and although I don't go to church, I'm sure hitchens wouldn't disapprove of my otherwise healthy life.

>>37245445
>onion soup
>adds 3 onions
>half a block of butter

Fucking Christ kay

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>>37245527
Stop this degeneracy right now.

- PM Kev >:(

>>37245558

Come back when you're 18

this wont be original, I won't even try

>tfw people say you left your wife to fuck someone else
>tfw everyone is judging you
>tfw your wife is a fucking wreck and thinks you cheated on her
>tfw losing friends because of it
I didn't even do anything wrong lads, I just stopped being in love.

Wish I was a 30 year old KHV lads, you don't even know.

>>37245558
>school

underage b&

MODS

>>37245512
The reason my life is fucked up the way it is, is because Hitchens type of politics have been destroyed in the past few decades

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>>37245572
Do you vote?
Should pic related come back?

>>37245400
>>37245600
Kev hogging his blessings today.

Bastard

>>37245572
I said chances are, not he would definitely, there are some people here who might fit the bill, but you also have to take into account you associate with people here, a place filled with utter degeneracy, and you probably look at porn as well which is very immoral.
>>37245619
>The reason my life is fucked up the way it is
The reason you are fucked up is most likely because of yourself, like the rest of us here.

>>37245553
Nah cheap pasta tastes like shit, I'd say spaghetti is the same but dont feed me your lies. I'd rather spend 1.50 and get decent OK tier than fucking shitty 60p pasta.

>>37244865
What I found really helped when I last lost weight was counting the calories of everything I ate. When you have a tally and consciously have to count things as you eat I found it easier to exert restraint.

Tomorrow's another day anon, I'm sure you can do it!

>>37244932
Well done on getting a bunch of exams over and done with, when are your next few?
You should always make time for some form of rest, don't want to work yourself too hard end end up burning yourself out.

>>37244938
Alrite anon. Aye I know what you mean, it's dry heat too so it's such a slog to find the motivation to do anything.
Why don't you draw britfeel a picture?

>>37244941
Sounds like you're in a tough one lad, really rooting for you. Please don't try and carry the weight on your own, and ask for help when you need it lad.

Chinese is a decent choice though
Special curry + prawn toast is

>>37244956
Aaa I was getting worried you'd disappeared friendo.
Really sorry to hear you've not been going through the best of times recently, but if things are looking up then I'm glad for that.
How's the drinking and such going?
Also yeah get some food lad don't starve yourself, what do you have in?
I had some cod and salad for my own tea, was v nice and is just the weather for it!

>>37245606

I really feel for your pain as a fellow britfeeler, but christ lad, getting married? That really was a foolish move.

>>37245600
But but my boi pucci only gets wetter when I see you post sexy Kev >.<

>>37245624

I do vote, would vote BNP, vote UKIP because they stand.

Yes, I am pro renationalisation of rail.

>>37245541
Most of the waifu posters are normies desu

>>37245677
>voting for a party with a paki in the hierarchy

Thought you wanted to be moral?

>>37245682

You're really stretching the definition of normie there

>>37245750

I am being moral, voting UKIP is perfectly acceptable

>>37245660
Marriage felt like the right thing to do lad. Sometimes we walk into mistakes hoping we will be the exception.
Just thankful there isn't any kids or that involved. Best to get out early I suppose.

>>37245770
You literally aren't, you're voting for a party who is perfectly fine with having and supporting non whites in the UK which means they are perfectly happy having ethnic tension within the country still dividing us, you really are a fucking tit.

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>nobody tells me about the new thread

it's secondary school all over again lads

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>>37245682
yes I can confirm, I am a massive normie haha fucking losers did you really believe we're complete losers

>>37245645
I did disappear for a while, but I came back. I am sorry for worrying you, and glad you remember to look out for me.
I got very drunk a week ago, it was not pretty, but I am slowly getting back to normal life.
I forgot what food I have, I'll go have a look.
Some fish sounds good right now, I've had a lot of complaints about the heat but personally I haven't noticed.

>>37245821
>he found the new thread

fuck sake

>>37245821
But someone did link it.

>>37245835
next time you get drunk you should kill yourself

>>37245821
You were told lad.
see
>>37245365

We did invite you. Not our fault you couldn't fucking listen. That's always your problem anon, you fucking phone it in all the time. Actually communicate with us like we do you.

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Don't mind me lads, just doing a spot of reading.

Want to make sure I nail this 2:2 in Criminology.

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I DON'T FUCKING WANT PILLS

>>37245857
Probably will, anon, that's why I'm trying to not do it again.

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>>37245871
this is getting too real lad

>>37245639
But pasta and spaghetti is the same thing lad

>>37245800

I'm voting for the best available party on the ballot

>>37245891
do it tonight
do it now

>>37245873
>tfw got a 2.1 in criminology
Lads, what am I doing with my fucking life?

I just got called out on a fire alarm. My normie flat mates who I've spoken to literally once were standing outisde with friends, I stood in the corner. I hoped that they would just ignore me, but at the end the flat chad said "look, there's anon, he was standing behind us the whole time". I had an anxiety attack after I got back into the flat, and shook +sweated the entire 10 minutes outside. I hate social anxiety, I have not having friends. This is so horrible.

>>37245927
So just stay inside your room when the fire alarm goes off? It's not hard.

>>37245355

Best dubs fellow norm fan remember when bipolar was like totally life and men on the internet felt like male feelings but you ended up wondering if you were god or the devils inside her and then you open a can or beer and everything is ok, well that's what I'm like now and everything is okay remembering the bits you want to don't let anyone not tell you you found truth but didn't understand it not in the age of spell check this digits https://youtu.be/f2IA7gpnNJI

>>37245927
That's pretty funny lad, bet he gets laid all the time

>adult colouring books

Is there anything that more physically represents the infantilised nature of western people than this?

>>37245954
But if it's not just normies buring bacon I might be kill not that I'd mind at this point. But honestly the fire alarm is too loud.

>>37245967
yeah adult diapers

>>37245967
Fidget Spinners.
Video games
Marvel movies
Harry Potter (adult covers)
Pop Vinyl figures
Vidya clothing.

>>37245909
Talking bout the sticks of spaghetti lad not the pasta shapes, cheap shapes are shit

>>37246000
you forgot anime mister trips

>>37245983
>Is there smoke?
>Is there fire?
Then yeah maybe go outside otherwise don't bother. Sounds like your flatmates are just utter mongs and can't cook bread properly.

>>37245918
i finished my second year a few weeks ago.

is there even any jobs for criminology? seems like we chose a pointless degree

>>37245916
As long as you understand it isn't the moral or right thing to do for the country, a better thing would be to find an independent candidate who actually supported saving the country or running yourself, if you cared.

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>>37246000
I dunno. I kinda like my vidya clothing, it's subtle and shows off my bum.

>>37245967
Social media in general desu

>>37246000
Movies in general nowadays, as well as music.

>>37245992>>37245967

oi do you have a problem with that? personally they're much comfier as a NEET and it helps me keep clean. i don't know. i don't really mind or care what anybody else thinks, i indulge myself in 90s shows i watched as a kid too all the time i don't see how it's bad

also
>diapers
fuck off yank

>>37246026
It is really loud, but honestly some days I'd rather kill myself than talk to another human being. Fuck, I was having an ok day today.

>>37246043
are you a real girl? pls show tits

>>37246062
>I have so much anxiety I hate talking with people
>he says on a website purely designed for social interaction and talking with people

Neck yourself you attention seeking faggot.

>>37246043
NO! N7 shit is in now way "subtle" video game clothing, you see that shit on nerds everywhere and anyone who knows anything about pop culture will be able to identify you from half a mile a way as a complete hopeless videogame nerd.

>>37246043
Rest in PG Tips Britfeel

Anyone fancy starting the next thread?

Normies really need to rally to drive the infantile robots from britfeel

>>37246082
90% of normie posts are by me and i'm a robot

>>37246043
I told you guys there was women in this thread. why didn't you believe me?

>>37246072
I might tbqh. I don't want to be caught ordering a rope online or some dumb shit, and my accom has no bath for me to fill with salt water if I cut an artery in my arm. Suggestions welcome.

>>37246082
too many angry people on brit feel. there is always one prick looking to release his anger onto someone

>>37246043
Hey qt r u lonely? Pls post moar pics :3

>>37246043
want to meet up in a motorway service station, love?

>>37246053
Mind elaborating, pal? I don't see enjoying either as necessarily infantilising

>>37246043

Jesus christ, you honestly pass well

>one girl shows up
>everyone loses their shit

fucking normie faggots

FUCK OFF REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>37246130

get a load of this guy and his romance

>>37246130
as long as you don't have a smelly cock and arse.that would put me off

>>37246081
THIS FFS

gxfgs

>>37246027
Police, but you can do that without the degree and they treat you like shit if you're a 'smart cunt'

Or fast food.

>>37246043
Get out, you daft whore

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>>37246147

Fucking kek

unroginalcommentapparently

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GET OUT GET OUT GETOU GET OUT VET OUT GET OUT ET OUT GETO UT GET OUT GET OUT GET OUT GET OUT GET OU GETOU GET OUT GET OUT GET OUT

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE DIE NORMIES CUM

>>37246158
I look like Curly Watts, is that ok?

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>fan off
Humid and warm
>fan off
Freezing cold

REEEEEEEE

>>37246148

That's just one of them as well.

There's more but they won't show.

I'm really surprised she showed her face desu. I don't have the balls.

>>37246145
Movies, in general have had their artistic value pretty much all but stripped away, dumbed down so that simply any one can go in and enjoy, clap along and feel smart, movies outside of a very, very small selection are good or worth a shit now because of the way we as a society have started to act, the same goes for music in its own way.

got over 400 on a iq test today lads but we've agreed to keep it hushed up because some VERY important people would get jealous, haha

>>37246043
it's funny how you get all these (You)'s despite your dopey face

>>37246043
Wut r u up 2 today? I like ur leggings;)

>>37246169
>they treat you like shit if you're a 'smart cunt'

do they actually? dont think i am going to join the police anyway

>>37246200
>this jealous bint

>>37246185
Fan on and put on more than a t-shirt

>>37245835
Damn, it's a shame that things got that bad, you're not drinking now though, right?

If you use steam pls add me on
http://steamcommunity.com/id/Lennord/
If you ever get the urge or think things are getting too much I'd appreciate it if you chanced a talk with me first!

Ahh man you're lucky, I'm a huge pussy when it comes to heat so any slight temperature changes are like living in the sahara for me (so dramatic)


>>37245857
>>37245917
Disgusting.
Please re-evaluate your life and think about what you're doing you absolute dickhead.

Maybe if you showed more compassion to others you wouldn't feel so bad about yourself.

>>37246193
Ever see Idiocracy?
It turns out it's sooner than we thought

>>37246196
Is that you Grichka?

>>37246193
What's with all the superhero movies?

They are LITERALLY the exact same fucking movie over and over and over.

>>37246218
I'm really tired of pseudo intellectuals saying this tbqhwyf

>>37246147

This, he passes better than any trap I've seen on /r9k/

>>37246215
I will try this adventurous course of action

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Get this thread back to comfy now lads. I'm disappointed with you all.

- PM Kev x

>>37246210
Yeah, the bobbies assume you are after a CID job, the CID think you're a wee spoilt poof who will never understand what it's like being a real copper.

>>37246212
I FUCKING WORK FOR MY (You)'s YOU CUNT

THIS HARLOT STROLLS INTO THE THREAD AND POSTS HER 4/10 FACE AND GETS A MOUNTAIN OF THEM

>>37246239
I prefer this than all the whining about refugee huggers being blown up by immigrants

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>>37246239
okay mr. prime minister

>>37246233
Here lad, I never said it's a bad thing. I enjoy easy to digest films, books, music, games.

>>37246224
i don't know who that is, but i remember someone saying in hushed tones that a persona by that name would be quote; 'absolutely fuming' about this

>>37246258
Shut up Pakiboo.
No one wants to see your transition face.

>>37246193
So more accessible = instant trash because it will always have artistic value stripped away? Don't quite understand that one lad. Plenty of very accessible films I've watched in the past which were decent.

>>37246043
>inb4 it's a prisongay

>muh morality
>wow everything is stupid now unlike me
>reee normies

can we just fucking have a comfy thread PLEASE?

why are you clowns giving him (you)'s, i've seen that pic like 5 times before somewhere

>>37246043
why didn't she/he reply to us?

we want to know your gender. We'll be friendly :D

Really hope this game i'm playing ends soon, its boring as fuck but I feel inclined to finish it because I spent money on it

>65 quid worth of BTC I bought the other day is now worth 80 quid

bubble getting out of hand lads

>>37246355
what game ladarino?

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>>37246147
>>37246314
>>37246326
Does this look male to you

>>37246363
bayonetta

fffff

want to finish it cause I bought the other meme game vanquish, hope it isn't as bad

Watching The Middle on comedy central. Sue Heck would get a game if you know what I mean

>it's a pakis threatening High Court Sheriffs episode

Every
Time

>>37246217
No, I haven't drank since... whenever it was, I can't remember.
I will be sure to add you, at some point, forgive my reluctance, I'm not great with people even over things like steam.
Oh, I'm simply in the other direction, I'm very sensitive to the cold.
And there is no need to be upset at the other anon, I can understand why my presence in the thread might be undesirable to some.

I just assumed everyone was just playing along. Is pretty worrying that it now looks like some of you actually thought the girl in that picture was the poster.

>>37246381
>lump of shit sticking to her arse

minging

>>37246381
>not the same girl

timestamp you dope

>>37246384
desu never been a fan of the stuff platinum games do

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>>37246381
spoiler that shit YOU FREAK

>>37246395
Imagine having a wart there and having to feel it every time you wipe you arse, sounds like hell to me.

>>37246386
they always act hard when they're in a """"gang""""

>>37246412
not very moral of you ebinalad

>>37246433
Yea they always get loads of guys round. Like chavs in groups

>5'5 bald polish homo keeps using the bathroom at 9ish when I use it to get ready for work at 10 for nightshifts

Seriously hate this potato faced downie.

wish he'd just die or move out like he said he would.

>>37246043

this has been posted over the internet so much.

how are you thirsty fucks falling for this?

Let's face it lads, we don't have a girl in the thread unless she timestamps her pussy with /britfeel/

>>37246381

real nice, you've been taking some black dicks there and now you have an ass wart

well done

>>37246043
oh you think you can just post a picture and get a load of orbiters complimenting you, do you?

listen, love, I wouldn't even cum inside you, I would pull out just so I could cum on your face and sell you on the street as a Chelsea Bun

>>37246253
fuck that. this actually makes sense with their line of thinking. another reason to not join the police

>>37246463
Even if it was real, she's like a 5/10 at best, and that's with using an angle

baka

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>>37246473
I don't have sex with niggers :)

>>37246520
>timestamp
>britfeel

OR FAKE.

DO NOT RESPOND TO THIS POSTER ANONS WE ARE BEING RUSED.

Do people feel we need a new /britfeel/

This one is beyond saving. Just like Britain with muslims.

>>37246463
There was a girl a couple months back that posted a timestamp. I wonder if she's still here

>it's gonna be a muggy night
fuck this just kill be now

think ill go play more persona 5 and pretend im a popular japanese high school student

>>37246567
akechi is the traitor

>>37246540
do it lad. By order of the sane

>>37246540
Theres an offshoot on the other chan but I don't know how active it is now

>>37246520
im having a wank to this. post some more love.

maybe me and the brit feel lads can gang bang you

>>37246193
What do you mean a way as a society have started to act? Normies will always like the more accessible shit, but it doesn't mean it's inherently bad. I would agree if it's more aimed at the samey kapeshit tripe we're seeing from the same studios, but movies as a whole I can't.

gonna watch the 6th sense tonight lads

>>37246583
>not seeing this coming from a mile away

ive just met the cunt and he seems like the traitor, glad my suspicion has been confirmed though, why did he do it though, was it just him going on about things not being legal and the correct form of justice or him being selfish and wanting to be the one who outs the phantom thieves and getting fame from it?

they had the slush puppy machine up and running at the co op today, but I didnt see where the cups were for it, so I decidied to stay hot and sweaty instead of just asking the woman behind the till where they are

>>37246616
>youre a criminal
>he's a special detective, they don't even hide it

>>37246616
I've never played it lad I'm just memeing, he does seem like a traitor though

Sarah Beeny would get it

Thread over
New thread

>>37246668
>>37246668
>>37246668

My first ever wank was to a paki lad. I don't even regret it

>>37246611
Bruce Willis is a ghost at the end

>>37246634
i want to try and pick all the options which basically admits im part of the phantom thieves to him and see if i can have this game running "battle" of him knowing who i am but just needing proof to actually get me
>>37246655
yeah guys a cunt desu

also just going to mention that ryuji is best bro (out of the people ive met so far)

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>>37246683
actually in support of this. LETS MOVE BOYS.

ABANDON THREAD.

gonna watch fight club tonight lads

Gonna watch Empire Strikes Back for the first time tonight, lads

Hope I finally get to see Luke fight Darth Vader.

>>37246727
is this ebin lad?

have you seen it before?

>>37246729
luke is darth vaders sister

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>>37246727
watched it for the first time like 2 days ago, I actually liked it which is unusual cause i'm a contrarian fuck who usually hates popular reddit movies

>>37246701
>at the end
no, he was a ghost all along.

>>37246683
You're deviding the community cause muh feelings

Get moving over lads.

>>37246668

>>37246668

>>37246668

>>37246668

>>37246767
fuck off tbchwy

>>37246727
I'm actually re-reading the book.
It's weird being 30 reading edgy stuff for teens.

Also reading Transmetropolitan series again.
Jesus I'm receeding mentally.

gonna watch Shutter Island tonight lads

>>37246727
The narrator and Tyler Durden are the same person

>>37246760
just move to the new thread stop being a bel
this thread is tainted

>>37246793
HE WAS A PATIENT ALL ALONG.

Does anybody else here wear onesies with nappies every now and then

Strictly NOT a fetish thing. Makes me feel like a kid again. I also absorb myself in early 90s media

>>37246611

The one where the club gets into a fight today tomorrow tonight next week maybe remember the first time! Ido Ino Igo https://youtu.be/gJ4MNKGwMWs

then I sledge the art for the pages within books of word written and written again by other me and (n) and check if the world still locks up ten percent and nails there to dead trees are may

The trees are grey for a dry day in the grass when a poet cries out for rain on a sunny day in trees are may April showers en Scotland and caws it the oldest alliance.

>>37246820
Nice! I love it when people use my memes

gonna watch the usual suspects tonight lads

Oh the LARPers are back

>>37246830
KEVIN SPACEY IS KEYSER SOZE

BLOX

>>37246830
He becomes President in the end

>>37246729
It's revealed that Darth Vader is Luke's father

Actual thread
>>37246668

>>37246668

>>37246668

>>37246668

>>37246668

We're using this one tonight, let this one die.

>>37246767
Literally no-one paying her any attention anymore, don't anger the mods and delete your separate thread.

gonna watch star wars episode 7 the force awakens tonight lads

>>37246856
Fuck off spoiling it you prick

>>37246861
>her

Who? Poleaboo?

Gonna watch moby dick tonight lads.

>>37246862
Hope you like wacky banter, SO RELATABLE

>>37246860
Nope originally lad

Gonna watch the world burn tonight lads.

Gonna watch some twilight zone episode where some bird is in a hospital and it's really dark so you cant see the doctors faces for some reason.

>>37246862
Was alright a movie. But felt too safe.

>>37246862
its a shit movie, sorry for spoiling

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Started watching game of thrones a few weeks ago. It's pretty good. That horrible feeling that you get as you near the end of a good TV show is intensifying the more episodes of season 6 I finish. It's not a good feel gents.
>>37245541
>Just imagine on the other end of a waifupost is an obese man in his 20s, surrounded by piss bottles, parents that have completely given up on him, a free testosterone level on par with poleaboo, and a general pugent odour.

Sans piss bottles and obesity, this is literally me.

Post 'em.

Just had a massive poo lads

It was a massive one and it reeked. My bum is still stinging

>>37246893
It's a cookbook

>>37246891
You missed it mate that was the other night

>>37246893
Name of Episode lad, those are my favourite ones.

You are Darth Raven.

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Sometimes i wonder what's around next corner.

Unoriginaly original.

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>>37245541
ah yes *sniffs* very pungent, delectable smell *rubs crotch more* *sniffs fingers* mmmmmmmm what an exquisite scent! ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

I'm not obese

gonna watch se7en tonight lads

>>37246939
Kevin Spacey is the bad guy again.

Gonna nap lads. If I don't wake up I'll be fucking lucky. I'll let you guys know how it goes.

>>37246939
WHAT'S IN THE FUCKING BOX?

Brad Pitt's wife's head.


Gonna watch Inception tonight lads.

>>37246611
>>37246727
>>37246729
>>37246793
>>37246830
>>37246862
>>37246880
>>37246891
>>37246893
>>37246939
SHUT THE FUCK UP YOU CUNTs

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>>37245506
Saracen bastard
>>37245541
I'm pretty skinny with good hygiene. And my parents have only slightly given up on me.
>>37246903
I've been rewatching Twin Peaks at the moment. Building up to watching Fire Walk With Me and the new series.

>>37246387
Ahh that's good to hear, keep it up lad I believe in you.
Ahh that's fine, I wouldn't want you to do something that would make you uncomfortable, the offer is always there though friendo.
Did you settle on what to have for tea?

That's nonsense, nothing to do with undesirability, you have the right to be here as much as anyone. Not your fault someone else woke up a twat today.

gonna watch a lets play of deadly premonition tonight lads

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Going out tonight. Haha ;) xxx

Gonna meet a twink off grindr who told me to meet him in a public toilet round 11pm tonight lads.

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what on earth happened to the last thread?
fell back some pages, and degenerated into name-calling ad-hominem petty arguing...

what is going on? I also saw britfeel threads lingering on page 3 and things like that recently...


is it time to call it a day and put ol' britfeel to sleep? We can surely do better.

I blame OP image for all of our recent woes and tribulations. and for the manchester bombing. Boo. Get a new OP image fer chrissakes

>>37246972
Fire Walk with me is a weird one. It's different from the series, but better than the filler post-reveal, pre-ending.

Not sure if to watch the new series as it airs or just record it until it's done and binge it.
I swear boxsets have fucking ruined me.

>>37246995
>that posture
>that body language

I might be mistaken, but did you kidnap that girl and force her to pose for you?
everything about her seems to be screaming "oh god, help me, please"
jfc

gonna watch old boy tonight lads

>>37247043
he has sex with his daughter and loves it

REEEE you cunts ruined /britfeel/

gonna watch kill bill volume 2 tonight lads

>>37246919
Eye of the Beholder. It's one of the most famous ones

going to watch memento tonight lads

>>37247047
>>37246995
>purposefully shitting up the thread so someone goes to your thread

Sad!

gonna go watch the man in the mirror cry tonight lads

>>37246919
Eye of the Beholder

It's not a very good one to be honest

Legit spoiler:

The doctors are pigs

>>37247093
The other thread has been deleted, you spack

gonna watch oblivion tonight lads

>>37247077
Uma Therman can't act worth a shit.

>>37247085
Never really followed it, just caught it on TV when I remember it's on. Or when it randomly airs these days.

>>37247047
I want to be her

Is prison trans a thing?

X1-Alpha do you copy?

going to watch unbreakable tonight lads

>>37247004

That's a trip night "because we care to see whom gets dominated" one question lads how much did the markets move while mo ot transitioned to wogull, why do you like birds "you" as in like totally you risking the come on best suits.

>>37247113
>watching lets plays

just woke up lads, seems like the thread is complete and utter cancer right now,think i might call off posting for tonight

>>37247113
You become Sheogorath (sp)

>>37247113
Martin sacrifices himself to save tamriel

gonna watch i am legend tonight lads

im going to watch nothing tonight cause im a depressed piece of shit

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>>37247093
What other thread? I'm just posting pictures of my bum.

>>37247176
Here's a spoiler
You watch a mediocre adaption of a good book and forget about it in two weeks

going to an ariana grande concert tonight lads

>>37247154
>>37247168
>>37247170
>retards got the wrong reference
heh

>>37247152
>>37247152
Are you having a stroke lad?

Originally of course

>>37247125
where is everyone else? this is awful desu

they should seriously reconsider these threads you know, from the premise up

>>37247209
>retard fell for the bait

EPIC

gonna watch black swan tonight lads

STOP POSTING "gonna watch <terrible movie> tonight lads" YOU UNFUNNY FUCK

>>37247229
She wows the audience with her fantastic display of the Black Swan and wins the hearts and minds of every ballet fan in the world

Gonna watch >>37247232's mums porno tonight lads.

>>37247223
>merely pretending to be retard
>bait on bait isn't real

spoiler: AERITH DIES

oops, that should be AERIS, right, Britcucks?

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>>37245645
Thanks for the suggestion lenlad, what do you think of my picture?

>>37247255
this guy are sick

now shut up and like it

>>37247254
>damage control

ebin>>37247255

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WUBBA LUBBA DUB DUB EVARYBAHDY!

At least the Americans got something right, eh?

>>37247232
>6th Sense
>Fight Club
>Bad

Come on son

Should I get drunk tonight lads? It will mean leaving the house to buy booze

>>37247255
Considering there's no "th" sound in Japanese, it should be Aeris, yes

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this is my dinner tonight. what about you lot?

gonna watch the fifth element tonight lads

>>37247210
No. It's just things.

Doctors out desu

>spectrum is Aline and strokes are just built up anxiety do you not physics lad

>>37247287
Get drunk with me on Friday instead lad.

>>37247298
>bread with those faggot holes in it

fucking cuck my shit up i hate that

>>37247287
>buy booze
>after 10
Yeah, unless you're at a pub, ain't happening.

gonna watch the village tonight lads

Gonna watch paint dry tonight lads

>>37247322
You used too much so it won't dry

>>37247313
it occurs because the yeast creates gas bubbles.
can't have a bit of risen bread without a bit of hole.

going in the shower now, if anyone wants to take this meme up heres a handy website
http://spoiler.io

>>37247306
Cant mate, Granddad's birthday
>>37247316
pretty sure that's not true

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>>37247298
slice of italian milano salami i bought for 40p reduced from 2.50, bag of fridge raiders and an apple

might have some ice cream later if I can get an appetite
I might have some ice cream later if i'm up to it

>>37247316
I can buy booze up till 11.30.
L O N D O N
I'm not even in a metropolitan part, where shops are open all night.

>>37247209
I know you were referencing that tom cruise film but that wasn't very good so it's not worth spoiling

>>37247322
The paint dries at the end

:^)

>>37247341

> he buys artisanally-crafted shoreditch sourdough loaf

absolutely howling

>>37247344
Only Scotland where they have strict laws about that shite.

Saw a dirt trap on Omegle who didn't even try to put on a feminine voice

Would you still make fuck with her?

What do you want, /britfeel/ ?

What you want? You a house or a car?
Forty acres and a mule, a piano, a guitar?
Anythin', see, my name is Uncle Sam, I'm your dog
Motherfucker, you can live at the mall

gonna make banana pancakes.

get banana. get egg. add sugar and salt. blend. cook in pan. that's it.

fancy version:
Get a banana, 1-2 eggs, about half a mug of flour, and quarter mug of milk. blend. Add sugar (about quarter cup) and a spoon of salt.
cook in pan
top with chopped nuts and fresh berries, some honey, butter etc.,

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Get off your damn backside, quit smoking the dope, and GET A JOB!!!

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Gonna watch Nick Griffin's cooking show tonight lads

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K8_HThEYP2o

>>37247448
spoiler, muslims win

gonna watch Logan die and his clone kill Professor X in Logan tonight lads

>>37247448
That's one comfy as fuck kitchen

>>37247461
spoilers, x-23 grows up and has sex with loads of non whites

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Everyone at works thinks I'm an alcohol because a coworker saw me pouring my wetherspoons pitchers into kopperberg bottles and sneaking them. I didn't want to waste my drinks before the clubs ffs

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just dumping my images in thread recently desu
am i contributing to the decline of our once might nation?

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Here's a pic of my pigeon Keith enjoying a nice cup of tea.

Gonna watch David kill all of the engineer's and make the Xenomorphs in Alien: Covenant tonight lads

>>37247508
birds are filled with mites

enjoy your infested tea

>>37247492
Fucking chortling at the thought of this lad

>>37247508
The caffeine will kill him.

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Need to go get my hair cut tomorrow. Last few times I have been I asked for the normie-special and it worked out nicely. These are the exact words I say:

>alright mate can I get a skin fade on the back and sides with it sort of coming forward messy on the top? cheers

Works errytime.

>>37247565
>niggers

fucking disgusting lad, delete that picture

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>>37245378
yeah, i like that new show that is on itv, but only because of pic

>>37247565
I want to bury my face in that booty

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Can you lads stop posting all these spoilers please, I don't like it when you do that, not very kind

>>37247530
He bathes every day and he's dusted with mite powder regularly. He's a very clean pigeon desu

>>37247558
It's caffeine free. The last thing I need is a pigeon more hyper than he is already.

>>37247511
Hehe, that's a mean one!

Goodjob no-one except autists watches alien for the story

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Mum just found the rungle gungle

>>37247602
I like them, and if you did have asparagus like your image, maybe you would too. The little rush of excitement as you hover over a spoiler is like opening a pack in hearthstone.

>>37247608
>Goodjob no-one except autists watches alien*

ftfy mate, there is no reason to watch any of them past Aliens

>>37247508
"OW ITS SO HOT, WHY WOULD YOU OFFER THIS SCALDING BEVERAGE TO ME, A COMMON PIGEON, MY BEAK IS BURNT AND IT HURTS AND MY NAME IS DAVE NOT KEITH"

what films should i watch lads?

>eternal sunshine of the spotless mind

>paths of glory

>memento

>amelie

>>37247659
memento tbqh lad

>>37247659
eternal sunshine of the spotless mind and paths of glory

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>>37247643
It wasn't hot and he is not a common pigeon desu. His parents were racing pigeons who got blown off course and nested in next door's barn. He fell out and it was too high up to put him back so my neighbour brought him to me. He does tricks, when he goes outside he flies up as high as he can go and falls back to earth then pulls up at the last moment. Pigeons like that are called tumblers, it's bred birds party piece so to speak.

His name is Keith Flint, when I first got him he had twin orange Mohawks like the Firestarter video. Definitely not Dave.

>keeping pigeons

You a 50 year old Northerner?

>>37247746
can someone please draw a picture of anon having sex with his pigeon?

>>37247637
>childhood is hating Prometheus and Resurrection
>adulthood is realising they are still better than 90% of horror films

You'll learn one day

Lost 16-year-old girl 'was passed around like an entertainment device by four gang rapists in a flat over a kebab shop'
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4537714/Lost-teen-passed-rapists-555-kebab-shop.html

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qw4-b3jDWoU

>>37247628
My Mum found my piss jugs once.

I'd buy 6 bottles of whole, drink it all in one night and use the empty bottle relieve myself during my long gaming sessions. The problem I had is sneaking full bottles the toilet to empty them. Soon I found myself with loads of 6 pint bottles of piss that I could only hide. I probably had about 10. I used to hide them under pile of clothes in the corner of my room. My Mum found them when she went into my room to open a window and upon seeing the pile of clothes, decided to put them away.

>>37247766
anon = tesla reincarnated

>>37247771
>90% of american horror films*

Seriously lad, you should really reread the stuff you post

>>37247659
eternal sunshine of the spotless mind if you want to feel really bad about not having a gf

memento if you want to be kinda glad you dont have a gf

>>37247797
basically watch eternal sunshine of the spotless mind and then memento

>>37247762
Lol no. The neighbourhood has decided I'm the loony bird rescuer so I've had allsorts from wrens to buzzards. Not a northener, no flat cap, whippet or coal in't bath...

>>37247766
... and we don't have sex sorry but he does like nuzzling his beak in between my fingers. All birds do it with their parent figure, it's a sign of affection.

>>37247771
But Alien 3 is shit as well

When unemployment was a lot higher in 2009, everyone just endlessly told me that I should 'pull up my boostraps' and that I was just a lazy faggot that blamed all his problems on immigrants.

Now I have 3 companies all wanting me to work for them,

>>37247797
t-think i will watch memento then. i dont fancy going to bed depressed.

too many films have a love story in it that makes me feel shitty. even the matrix trilogy made me feel bad because of trinity and neo

>>37247746
your bird looks evil. eyes are glowing red and shit. better get an exorcist cus hes possessed af

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>>37247787
Why thank you anon, I'm honoured.

>>37247878
He grew out of his evil Mohawk and red eyes, they turned black after a couple of months and he grew his Mohawk out.

>>37247771
Prometheus would be excellent with a directors cut. Only a few things I truly thought shouldn't have been in it, felt like hollywood execs fucked it up a bit like they did with bladerunner

Annoyed they've just reverted to alien films, seen enough of aliens more interested in the engineers

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Cheeky newstime wank.

>>37247884
You remind me of my old latin teacher. She used to look after pidgeons. Once she helped a pidgeon with a broken leg or wing and it just sort of stayed. It was called Boris.

Save me from my night shift lads.

>>37247923
Posh twat

unsure if i should watch eternal sunshine or memento first

>>37247917
"The headlines tonight, anon has a nice penis and it belongs in my mouth"

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>>37247917
So one anon has a fetish for pidgeons, and you have a fetish for horses. Since when did /britfeel/ become full of beastiality fetishists?

boys i need some advice
i think im starting to get oneitis about this girl, i dont really know her that well but she seems sweet and i cant stop thinking about her
this is my first time down this path, is there a way out before its too late or am i doomed?

>>37247950
Memento, Sunshine is the better of the two

>>37247969

I have a gollywog gf if that counts?

>>37247923
I never expected to have a pigeon, it just sort of happened and he's so humanised now because he was raised by one, hopping up and down the stairs rather than flying and trolling the cat, that it would be very hard to integrate him with a flock. He has no startle response (ie trolling the cat and not knowing he can't do it outside) and how to feed himself. So he stayed, all the other birds I've fostered have gone back to the wild but Keith is for keeps.

Boris though... not with the surname Johnson I hope? Even pigeons have dignity.

>>37247966
Why thank you Natasha.

keep getting mouth ulcers, but i just love sucking cocks in service station restrooms too much toquit

>>37247969
I'm curious if anyone on /britfeel/ has a normal white British gf.

I'm dating some east asian lass.
>>37247988
This lad is being Tarzan.

Must be some lad.

>>37247969
It's not a pigeon fetish, my pigeon has a human fetish.

>>37247999
Sounds like quite the character.

>>37248030
he pecked your pecker before you did, did he?
>>37248025
If someone here has a gf, there must be at least something wrong with them.

Lads imagine wanking was illegal.

When I have a wank, I like to pretend it's illegal. Makes it more thrilling.

Sometimes while I'm wanking I whisper to my self "my god, if anyone found out I was wanking I'd be shot"

>>37248060
>If someone here has a gf, there must be at least something wrong with them.
With who? The gf or the guy here?

>>37248060
Honestly I think you'd be surprised at the percentage of normies here.

I'm just a completely normal guy. Job, gf, go to the pub with my mates at the weekend, the lot.

Why do I come here? Dunno. Just stumbled upon r9k a few years ago and thought it was funny, ended up getting sucked in.