/Britfeel/ - Daylight nightmares edition.

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lost my job again

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Based Jezza knew all along. If he doesn't get it in I think I'm gonna leave. Too scary to imagine how bad the next 5 years will get under Theresa Thatcher

If you're ready this Mummy May, I can assure you this was meant as satire. Pls don't kill me and throw me in the canal.

>>37239550
Have you looked down the back of the sofa

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Just ate loads of crackers and cheese
Pretty tasty, lads
Post waifus

>>37239550
What was?

originaaliotuitusnmhre

>>37239562
he knows all about terrorist what with being besties with the ira

>>37239565
This reminds me of the limmy vine.

>I've lost my granda
Checked behind the sofa?
>*cries*
Just kidding
>starts to smile
only joking fuck yer granda.

>>37239589
It's called diplomacy my friend.

>>37239565

Just dust m8 :<

>>37239587

Call centre drone. I couldn't face going in and talking about payslips any more. Might have to get a debt relief order now.

can have about 500-600 calories until midnight.

dunno if I should get a Tesco finest cauliflower and cheese and a some drumsticks from the deli or something.

can also have some yogurt/milk with protein powder, but I think ill reserve that for my nightshift, cbf cooking lunch.

>>37239605
dont negotiate with terrorists, kill them

>>37239589
Disgusting. I only bow to paki cock.

>>37239484
I would disagree, I would say plenty of things scare an English man like any other person, but throughout history the men of this country have shown they can rise above their fear and do what needs to be done for Queen/King and country.

>>37239547
>Lives in Italy
Source?

Also why are the captcha's such picky cunts these days.
>select all vehicles
Did that
>incorrect.

>>37239484
Stupid, empty, childish words. You're the reason pakis rape our children.
>T-That's what happens in the real word, stiff upper lip lad :)

>>37239605
Is that the same for theressa and the Saudi's then

>>37239614
Get a micro lasagne lad.

>>37239634
Cry and panic some more

>>37239641
Or a mini pizza

>>37239616
That tactic spawned ISIS.
>>37239635
>Negotiating a peace deal = selling billions of trident

OK pal.

>>37239641

100% of all readymeal lasagnas are pure unadulterated shit.

>>37239641
Stop responding to the freak lad, maybe it'll fuck off eventually.

>>37239648
>cry and panic
Nah lad, we need to fight back.

Burn a mosque.
Diet Cola and Petrol makes for great napalm.

>>37239669
I thought isis started when disenfranchised Iraqi government types and islamisits mixed in jail

>>37239648
>Just take it on the chin when muslims rape and bomb us lad, it's part of being British now
What happened to this country?

>Horror on the M6: Lorry driver is arrested after four women and one man are killed and another passenger left fighting for his life

shit, haven't seen any posts from Service Station anon today, have any of you?

>>37239683
Nah lad, asda sells a decent yin. Can't recall the brand, but it's one of those oven ones that you can also nuke. Clearly oven cooking is best option, but nuking isn't too bad.

>>37239614
4 minirolls

>Anon how are you when it comes to working in groups?
>Me: well as long as they are not complete retards I should be able to work with them.

Didn't get the job, pretty sure that answer is why

>>37239695
You go do that. You'll be getting gang raped by muslims in jail while I'll be free and feeling /smug/

>>37239731
kek, was your interviewer likely to be one of the people working with you?

>>37239611
I had a pretty comfy call centre job I walked out of. Regret it now.

What sort of stuff was you doing?

>>37239732
literally betraying your own country.

gtfo out of this thread you paki bastard

>>37239731
Yeah, you should have said
>I get on great in a group environment, as long as everyone is willing to work together there will be issue.

>>37239732
Probably a Scotfag who doesn't need to worry about muzzy terrorists.

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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Orgynal

>>37239766
Your just scared because your weak stop over reacting

>>37239768
Pretty sure he's just an intellectual cuckold.

>>37239763

Inbound payslip queries for government employees. Just getting yelled at basically.
I regret leaving already too but I was going mad.

>>37239768
Why would a scot say"nothing scares an englishman"

>>37239783
do you have nothing to do than bait people?

>>37239825
Truth is not bait

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>>37239562
someone needs to make doom corbyn a thing

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>>37239585
Grinding new skins in OW. Luckily I only want around 3, some are God awful.

>>37239820
Because half those cunts voted remain and want to be english so fucking bad.
See: RANGERS fans.
The other half wants to be irish.

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>>37239783
This lad gets it. Real Englishmen will take a terrorist attack and say 'please sir, may I have some more?' Tis' but a scratch.

>>37239867
Rangers fans are British. I've never met a scot that said he wanted to be English

>>37239848
its not truth at all. you have no idea what this means for our country. if you have any intelligence, you would be afraid because you would know what this means. its not a case of being afraid because you could be a target, its what it means for the state of things.

this is like saying "romans, why are you fighting back against the savage tribes that attacked us, you are just afraid, you weak hehe".

>>37239915
You can't reason with 'refugees welcome, yeah Islam is bad but remember the Crusades innit' subhumans.

>>37239892
No ones saying they want more Wtf would you think that.
Terrorism works by making people scared if your not scared it's not working

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>>37239894
>British
Exactly, fucking English wanna be cunts.

>>37239936
>if your not scared it's not working
You weren't scared after London and now they've killed even more this time. I-It's not working though right?

>>37239717
I don't know what caused the crash but why were there six adults in a Nissan Micra?

>>37239936
>Get bullied
>don't react
>get bullied more
>act scared
>get bullied more.
The only way to defeat a bully is to fucking knock his fucking head in.

>>37239941
Noone gives a shit about scottish football and your obsessive rivalries.

>still banging on about paki bombers

How long is this shit gonna plague the chans? Boring as fuck

>>37239930
Never said anything like that take your strawman back

>>37239894
Pakis and nogs call themselves 'British' as well. The Scots are in fine company

>>37239956
>no one gives a shit about Scottish Football.
Could have just ended it there lad. Even Scots don't watch Scottish football.
Less it's there wee local team. or 'Diddy club' as the non-Glaswegians who only support one of the big 2 would say.

>>37239915
Fear is a emotional response it has nothing to do with intelligence I know what's going on in just refuse to let it scare me

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Why cant Kate Beckinsale be my gf?

>>37239976
>Pakis and nogs call themselves 'British' as well.
Nah they call themselves English just look at Amir. None of the entitled pakis/blacks/refugees want to waste around in some little irrelevant white town in Wales/Scotland/N.Ire they want to be near London town, muh Manchester, etc.

any of you lads in mensa? ever go to a meet up or whatever they have? whats it like being in a room full of people who define their life with being on average marginally more intelligent than the average person?

>>37239945
Are they getting what they want? No. So it's not working for them

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>>37240004
Because she's a munter.

Why can't I have a qt like Jenn Ghetto as my GF.

>tfw also strangely attracted to Grimes.

>>37239955
We are reacting mi5 will be on this you can't see it but things are being done

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>>37240019
Absolute fucking state of your waifu, m8.

>>37240017
Yeah I bet they're really annoyed right now

>>37240017
uhhh, they want to kill westerners, so yeah they are getting what they want

>>37240013
I would never consider joining Mensa. I imagine I would pass the requirements.
I feel like the sort of people who join are the type that need to validate their own lives by feeling superior to those around the. I bet most are not successful but feel they could of been. I'm not 16 any more. Don't need to feel high and mighty about being slightly above average.

>>37240048
No they want an Islamic state

>>37240019
Nigga you gay as fuck.

>>37240035
>tfw no waifu since Cara Delevingne decided to go full Britney.

>>37240017
ISIS's goal is to kill western men and enslave their women. So yes, everything is going very VERY well for them, cuck.

>>37240072
Islamic state. it's in the name

>>37240013
Correction: define their life with being able to pass a test that you can literally learn how to pass

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>>37240035
The state of yours lad. She looks like an old handbag that's been left out in the middle of council estate and used as a piss bag for the young team.

>>37240057
>I imagine I would pass the requirements
>could of

>English'man' happy for muslims to rape white children around the country and have monthly terrorist attacks because our country isn't offically an Islamic state yet
The sad thing is even if it's just a bit for (you)s this is how many 20s uni students think. Very intellectual and rational.

>>37240127
Uni students need to be rolled into the same flaming pits as the muslims.

>>37240127
I never said I was happy take back that strawman.....again

>>37240146
Sorry you felt smug about the whole situation. You inferior paki.

>>37239998
fear is a response to feeling anxious that something bad is happening. something bad is happening. how you act on that fear is what makes you who you are you.

you either have strong confidence in our state or you dont care if you literally feel nothing

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>>37240035
Yeah, she's an older woman. Better than some rank fucking tattooed skelly who you only like for /mu/ cool points. Fucking hell she belongs in a shooting gallery.

I mean Kate Beckinsale isn't impossible to beat but you aren't even going to come close with hipster gollum m80.

>>37240141
>tfw one of the dead posted on twitter about Trump being racist towards muslims and needed to be more torelant.

>>37240176
Fear and being anxious are both emotional not intellectual
I don't have strong faith in the state these bombing will happen again but I know I'm strong enough to deal with that

>>37240196
Thats why I don't feel anything for the victims. Could already tell by their photos on that little compilation that they're the "progressive" and "tolerant" sort.

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>>37240188
Okay lad.
>tfw you're old hag isn't even as cute as an Irish half breed.
Get it up ye mum fucker.

>>37240225
lol what is that nignog. We get it, you browse /mu/.

>>37240167
I'm not smug these bombings happened I don't know why you think that

>looking at tesco shopping online
>fosters lager 20x440ml cans
>only 12 quid

fucking hell, why did nobody tell me their deals were so good?

>>37240247
Fosters is shit lad.

>>37240247
But......fosters

>>37240247
>fosters

come on now lad

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Good ol' Sikhs

>>37240241
>Ruth Negga
>/mu/
Okay lad. Sorry you're getting so salty over some old bird.

Even Kate Moss aged better than that cunt your posting.

>>37240269

>SikhPress

I just went to the gym this morning and did some sikh presses on the bench

>>37240269
>getting into a pakis taxi offering free rides

rotherham v2 when?

>>37240260
>>37240263
>>37240266
i know lads but i dont even care desu, theyve got loads of different beers to choose from at around the same value too

>>37239861
i've had no luck with four boxes so far

even tempted to use the 7 quid i have on PSN to buy some boxes, but i am really loathe to spend money on that kind of shit

>>37240277
>Negga
You aren't supposed to call them that.

>>37240269
how do they know he's a sikh, maybe he's just a atheist wearing a do rag

>>37240287
Shit lad just get 10 Stellas for the same price.

>>37240260
>>37240263
>>37240266
>tfw actually like Fosters.
I also drink Becks.

What am I doing with my life?

>>37240220
>Fear and being anxious are both emotional not intellectual

not entirely true. our emotions are a reflection of our state of mind.

>I don't have strong faith in the state these bombing will happen again but I know I'm strong enough to deal with that

and you feel anxious at all that this could mean the down fall of our country and a complete waste of thousands upon thousands of years of improvement?

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>>37240291
>overwatch on consoles

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Lads, I bought some flax seeds because I heard they were full of good nutrition.

After doing some more research I've realised they contain large amounts of phyloestrogens.

I've been eating them for about 2 weeks now. If I keep it up, will I start looking more feminine at some point?

>>37240583
>wife beater
not even once lad.

>>37240116
Could of implies past tense you retard.

>>37240594
i don't like PC, it's more work and full of neckbeards

>>37240583
i care much more about how much alcohol I can put into my body than how much I will enjoy the drink

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>>37240291
I must've sucked up all of your luck senpai, I've already got two of my favourite skins (Sym, Tracer) already. Never had such good luck in an event.
>even tempted to use the 7 quid i have on PSN to buy some boxes,
I'd wait until next week and see how your arcade loot boxes go. It is only 7 quid though, not like you can buy a decent game with it.

>>37240606
I think his point is that could of isn't correct usage and could have is the correct way to say it.
You know he's a right old grammar nazi.

>>37240598
Stella is objectively one of the best main stream lagers.

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Here's my cat and rescue pigeon, for anyone who thinks keeping a bird means their cat will eat it.

>paying for cosmetics
>paying for the "chance" of cosmetics

Absolute fucking morons

>>37240632
Nice view, farm boy

>>37240606
simply false

>>37240636
I don't, it would just leave me fuming if the rng gave me nothing in return. If he's got 7 quid left over from another purchase I don't see the harm though.

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See? They can live in harmony because neither of them are muslims.

>>37240655
Thanks. It's very quiet, there's no people and it's too much effort for anyone to want to blow up.

>>37240659
Allha catbar *explodes*

>>37240632
While I believe you, that image totally looks like the cage is the only thing standing between the cat and the meal it is eyeballing.

>>37240659
I love pictures like this. So fucking cute.
I miss my cats.
I left him at my parents because I didn't want to take him away from his home of 5 years.
He's coming up 11 now.
My cat will be gone soon.

>>37240659
you never know these days

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>>37239585
just having a spliff then a wank then getting set for another rocket league session i'm on 140 hrs i want 200. couple 24 hr sessions today and saturday then spend monday on it i should get there before i'm back in work tuesday.

>>37240606
Yeah you keep overestimating yourself you fucking retard. "Could have been" would've been fine in that context but "could of been" is Amerifat tier English.

>>37240694
>My cat will be gone soon.

cats can live up to 20 mate

>>37240694
>>37240713
this.
i met a 26 year old cat the other week

wild times we are living in

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>>37239585
just had a wank and i am about to read some plato

>>37240616
yeah, i'm doing the arcade stuff now, wish i had saved up more coin for the event, only have 700

really want the Mei, Tracer and D.Va skins

and some of the dance moves would be nice

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>>37240632
>rescue pigeon
Are they high maintenance as hell?

>>37240713
>>37240722
Cheered me up a little lads.
I hope he makes it.
Nothing makes me happier than visiting parents and seeing him still bouncing about the garden like a champ.

>>37240630
Your right. I typed could of later of and didn't even realise. When replying.
The contraction could've is phonetically could of for me.
>>37240657
Could of could have could've does imply past tense in the context of I could have done that. Present or future would not have have? I could do that?

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>autism appointment form arrived
>wants me to bring a family member and threatens that if i don't, they "may not" be able to provide a diagnosis.
>Tfw with a family member present i won't be able to be completely honest with the doctor because basically everything i've learned since age 10 is "how to not let other people realize you're a sperg" and having someone present takes it from "it's okay, this is basically anonymous like saying it online nobody will know" to "the minute you leave this room you're going to be asked about why you said x, y, z, why you never mentioned a, b, c, before..."

i just know they're going to go "well basically you're like 99% aspergers but we want 100% so lol you're just a loser, kys."

>>37240756
Could've is could of to me too.
scot or northernfag?

>>37240705
Mensa dues paying member detected.

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>>37240677
>>37240699

Yeah, the ball my cat is rolling at him in the pic was primed to explode 2 seconds later.

>>37240694
My cat is 14 now. I've had purebreeds that died young but the cat in the pic, Lila, was feral when I got her in she's in great health so don't start worrying yet desu. One of my mom's cats is 24.

>>37240759
That's why they do it.
It's to catch you out and not give you the bennies.

might have a fap, but it'll probably end up being incredibly smelly from this heat!

>tfw no anon to smother their nose with my balls

>>37240808
how do you deal with pigeon shit, doesn't it just shit all over the carpet?

my gf keeps saying "my why my fanny stink"

i secretly shot a fat load inside her last night while she was asleep. hahaha bitch is clueless

>>37240798
Nope. I'm as average as you can get when it comes to intellectual stuff. Just felt like pointing out that the chances are if you're posting on a Vietnamese Agent Orange compensation forum, you probably don't have a Mensa tier IQ.

>>37240808
My cat just appeared on my doorstep. It was so skinny an malnourished.
Left it two days as I know you don't feed another persons cat, but it never left my garden.
Took it to the vet. Turns out it was less than a month old and shouldn't have been out.

>>37240728
IKTF, started with a bit more coin than yourself but wasted so much buying uprising sprays/voice lines because 'lol next event will be ages away' like a fool.
>i'm doing the arcade stuff now
What do you think of the new modes? I love the way nu3v3 works, no more Soilder/Roadhog in the red team every round.

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>>37240742
No, it seems like the bigger the bird the easier they are, I had a buzzard and he was very laid back but little birds like wagtails are difficult.

Keith Flint the pigeon is easy, because I had him so young he identifies me as his parent so he's more human than bird. He walks down the stairs. The pic is him having a good old flap in front of the tumble drier vent, he loves the warm air after he's had a bath.

>>37240849
My whole point is that Mensa tier IQ isn't that high.

>>37240796
Essex mate.

>>37240830
You know she's gonna be preggers lad.

>raping your GF
Scum.

>>37240830
>gf

Yeeeeeaa your time is up in this thread mate.
Take a hike, norman normscum!

>>37240875
Why? Where's the bar set?

>>37240830
>"my why my fanny stink"
she got downs?

all valium does is make me sleepy. wish i hadn't bought this stupid drug.

>>37240863
yeah, it's definitely an improvement over the basic 3v3. Managed to win 3-0 in the first game to get the lootbox

going to try the new Mayhem mode in a bit, need 6 more wins to get the last two boxes for this week. sounds like it might be a fun mode

>>37240826
No, I trained him, he goes back to his cage to shit.

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>>37240898
>my oh my why does my fanny stink

>>37240856
Well done anon. Did you keep it?

>tfw got a long drive tomorrow in this fackin heat
>inevitably going to have to give in and waste fuel with the a/c

Just got back from the dole, first universal credit appointment in 2 weeks, what am I in for lads?
I actually want a job if that changes anything.

lads is it better to have a fan on the floor pointing up or on a shelf point down?

>>37240932
Of course. If the cunts that had it couldn't look after it, I sure as fuck can.

>>37240966
3 months of shite, having to do 40 hours job searching. Going on a course who wont find you ajob, getting a job yourself, and the course claiming it as a victory for them.

>>37240921
How do you train a bird to shit in a designated place? I always liked the idea of a domesticated pigeon but I've always been cautious due to the bird shit.

>>37240920
Reaper was fun with his wraith coming back in 2 seconds, contesting the payload until DIEtime.

>look at weather for tomorrow
>peaks of 24C
>supposed to get up to 26C on friday

wont be able to handle it lads, gonna just slash my wrists tonight

>>37240979
a month old is too young to go out to new a home so it's probably a stray cat's kitten whose mum got killed or something rather than a abandoned pet

>>37240877
>You know she's gonna be preggers lad.

no, i told her to wash her fanny this morning so its all been washed out

>>37240882
lol fuck off ya mong. you're just jealous.

>>37240898
no, she thinks she is funny. she always puts on a voice.

>>37240966
>>37240997

don't forget finding you a job for a month where you work for free and they lie to you by saying there is a chance of full employment at the end of it when there absolutely isn't

>>37241015
Can I have your stuff please?

>>37241036
my empty bottles and 2006 laptop is all yours m8

>>37241012
i imagine someone like Junkrat gets their ult every 30 seconds or something

mode should be good for a game or two now and then

i really want something like Junkensteins Revenge to come back, the game could use a wave based mode permanently to mix things up

>>37240759
I'm going to be fucked for mine because I don't have any family members, they're all dead and I have no siblings or cousins or nephews and nieces or anything. Let's see what they make of that, I can even provide death certificates to prove it.

>>37241032
>working for a month for free
>no chance of employment at the end.
I worked at B&Q and we got lads who did this. I felt bad as fuck for them because they would try so hard (I mean they'd work the same hours as me, AT FUCKING NIGHT OF ALL THINGS) and for nothing.
I use to tell them just to do the bare minimum. I would do about 4/5 carts of stocking at night, like most workers. I'd tell them just to do one and they'd be okay, but they would keep up with us thinking they'd get a job.

They never did.

>>37240935
do you drive a car with a big engine or something, most modern cars have good mpg if you worry about that sort of thing

>>37240979
Good on you anon. Animals are so much better than people.

>>37241082
I think at a push they'll ask to interview teachers

>>37240997
Get Chrome browser and the app "Universal Jobsmatch". It's a bot that will apply for anything and everything for 40 hours whether you're a suitable candidate or not.

>>37241110
I just drive a mini, but I'm incredibly tight with money desu

>>37240998
With training birds it's just a case of watching for the signs they want a shit then taking them back to the cage with a word they associate with it, I say, dumpo! and he hopped onto my finger and I'd take him back to the cage. Now he flies there by himself. Birds are extremely smart.

>>37241191
like an actual mini or one of the new mini's that aren't that small at all

>>37241205
one of the modern ones lad

they're still small for me desu

>>37241146
Lol good fucking luck, I am an oldfag and don't live in that area any more, I can't even remember their names.

anyone ever eat their own head?

>>37241243
I eat my own body every day, and reprocess it in the morning and repeat.

>>37241222
they are huge for what they actually are

>>37241063
>the game could use a wave based mode permanently to mix things up
Totally, just replace it with 'vs AI'. Pretty sure Jeff himself said they still haven't gotten that mode right plus everyone loved the two pve.

>>37241295
well I have to have my seat so far back that it touches the back seat

my mum loves them for some reason, and it's one of hers that's mine in spirit

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I cooked something that isn't a pizza

I feel like a real adult

>>37241365
>posting photos of your shit frozen food and microwave rice
>thinking this is impressive enough to post

>>37241198
Sounds quite time consuming. Guess I can't really get a bird either way because I usually work a lot of hours.

>>37241365
You're northern aren't you lad.

>Called for an interview
>"Do I need to bring anything to the interview?"
>"Just bring yourself"

>hot as fuck
>mummy cooks a stew

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uV60wRb6mFk

r8 my waifu lads.

>>37241365
Are those birds eye chicken chargrills?

And that plate is vulgar

>>37241430
Cute

>hear her accent

Dropped.

Disgusting

>>37241365
You got a Paypal? I'll donate money towards some new crockery for you lad.

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>>37241430
22/5 tbqh ladio

>>37241430
cute. would cum on her face

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>>37241430
Top lass. I wonder where women like this are hidden.

>>37241519
imagine her actually being your GF.

I hate that she exists. She ticks every box for me.

>>37241365
jesus lad, you can do better than frozen assorted veg

love yourself a bit more

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>>37241396
Not really, they're very fast learners. VERY. I had a crow who learned to mimic the plip noise when my landlord locked his new car so I'd get up to see and no, it was the crow. It took him 2 days to learn.

Keith comes out and about with me, he sits on my shoulder and people don't tend to notice but he likes it when they so, he puffs himself up and jumps on my hand to show off. I think he was sent by GCHQ, actually.

Gunna go to sainsburys to buy a viennetta in a bit lads, its the only thing I'm buying slightly worried I'll get looked at funny

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>>37241555
what you up to on that computer there lad?

>>37241563
Imagine being this narcissistic.

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>going away until bank holiday monday
>have to get in supplies of food for mum so she doesn't starve or just fuck off to the chip shop and give herself a heart attack

like looking after a fucking child

>>37241594
Cypherpunks lad.

>>37239589
You do know that the tories have a currently serving EX-IRA member right?

>>37241555
you on any IRC's lad?

>>37241630
>he believed a meme made by /pol/ posted to facebook
lmao she isn't

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>>37239585
Can't tell if I actually like oreos or not.

Also, it's too fucking hot. Unacceptably hot. Goddamn it I hate summer. Summer's only redeeming feature is that it's the one of a very small number of times in the year where it's socially acceptable to eat way too much and not do anything else. Also, swimsuit Saber art is produced at a way higher rate.

Posted.

>>37241531
>imagine her actually being your GF.

dont actually know if could be ased going out with a girl this fit because of the aggro it would bring. i would constantly have to fight off other guys and would be worried sick that some other fella is trying to get into her.

>>37241637
>Can't tell if I actually like oreos or not.

bourbons are way better

oreos compared to bourbons are like american chocolate bars compared to cadbury's

>>37241633
Not in a while, I'm testing a new distro so I haven't set the client up yet but I was active up til last Christmas-ish. You?

>>37241654
yeah the paranoia would be terrible.

You'd just hope she was pretty weird in a way that she doesn't get on with most other people and is thus reliant on you.

any of you lads bank with HSBC? if so, have you got a letter saying your account number and sort code are chnaging? sounds like a ballache

>>37241630
>he thinks because i criticised one party i support the other one
hate people that assume stuff like this desu

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>>37241563
>Woman at Tesco looked at me funny because I went up to the counter with just a Rustlers and a pack of McCoy's.

>>37241634
go read her book you nonce

>>37241690
I'm with them, heard no such thing, are you sure it isn't a scam, do they want you to give them your old details?

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>In the garage, I feel safe
>Noone cares about my ways
>In the garage where I belong
>Noone hears me sing this song
>IN THE GARAGE I FEEL SAFE
>NOONE LAUGHS ABOUT MY WAYS
>IN THE GARAGE WHERE I BELONG
>NOONE HEARS ME SING THIS SONG

>>37241690
hmm if only you could ring up and ask

>>37241678
>bourbons are way better

This tbqh. I much prefer bourbons, but for some reason they're way more expensive for a smaller pack.

And also, they don't put it in icecream. If you haven't had oreo icecream, you should. It's the right weather for it.

>>37241682
yeah, lots of fellas are bitter and will go for her even though she has a fella. i was on a date with a fit girl once and some black fella on steroids kept saying she had a nice ass.

she would probably have to be a bit weird if she was my gf anyway lad

>>37241563
Don't worry about it lad. In the morning i will be doing my breakfast quest about 06:00 and part of that will be calling in a shop for energy drinks and beers.
1 vienetta in the afternoon or evening isn't all that bad.

>>37241637
>Can't tell if I actually like oreos or not.
They're nice in Thins-mode.

>>37241724
really? I shop at Waitrose and all their own brand biscuits are under 1 quid, and are all good sized packets, think the bourbons are like 80p perhaps

I've had to resist getting them the past few weeks because of dieting, but once it hits june I'm easing up a bit and going to enjoy some bickies again, and ice cream

>>37241693

you sure its not just cause you're ugly?

Having a sammich and chips is pretty normal for a snackypoo, and it's not like rustlers isn't a popular commodity for the working class/chavs.

>>37241733
my ex was a 5'10 leggy blonde. 7/10 without make up, probably a 9/10 with make up (only if you were into like pretty, classy indie girls and not big titted slags if you catch my drift).

When we'd be walking around on a night out literally every fella would fucking oggle her. Even though she was 22 at the time, bald middle aged fellas would shout shit at her whilst I was with her.

I'd go the toilet and she'd be getting chatted up at the bar.

Used to piss me off, but she was trustworthy and dependant on me.

>Long story short, I had to ditch her because she started getting a bit cray.

>>37241800
>chips
Fucking get out.

>huge double lanes of packed traffic outside
>ambulance trying to get through and honking at people who can't move a foot back or forwards

wew lads, hope that's not your mum who's having a heart attack! they'll be a while

>>37241803
Listen, I hope you enjoyed your time in these threads, I sincerely do, but now your time's up. Close this thread and never return, normscum!

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>>37241800
>sammich and chips

>>37241800
why would you decide to have chips with a sandwich rather than just some crisps or the sandwich on its own?

>>37241795
Spar. It's the only shop in town and all their prices are daylight robbery. I have never been to anywhere else in the world (except one time when I went to paris) where a steak pasty has cost over one pound fifty, yet there, it's like, 2-3 quid. Daylight robbery, I tell you.

>>37241709
>>37241720
nah, its legit, to do with this
https://www.hsbc.co.uk/1/2/ringfencedbank
seems like a pain really

>>37241896
does that mean i have to phone the dwp to update my details?

>>37241859
>>37241849
>>37241828


You know I clearly meant crisps.

Also

>he never had fish fingers and chips in his sandwich before

>>37241833
In the past, I was a really successful cyborg at best.

Trust me I fit in here these days.

>Sleep all day, up all night.
>Spend 16 hours in bed in front of a screen
>balding
>lost youthful good looks
>no friends
>no job

Isn't it great how life steadily improves? fucking kill me lads.

>>37241937
>You know I clearly meant crisps.

you did you american fuck, now fuck off

>>37241945
>Had a gf

I'll reiterate. Leave this thread and never return, normworm!

>>37241970
please don't be mean. I don't fit in anywhere else anymore.

life is hard brother.

>>37241803
Had similar experiences. Used to have some weird nack for pulling stunners, its nice knowing most men are jealous of you but i was constantly worried that a chad would try to steal her. Luckily i'm much more beta these days and it saves me a lot of stress.

>>37241681
not recently. what part of england u in just curious.

>>37241980
>brother
You heard him. Normies are no brothers of ours.

>>37241934
according to the letter it comes into effect on 22/7 they'll sort out your direct debits and divert any payments coming in to your new account until the end of next year but you'll have to ring the dwp eventually

>>37241803
sounds like a piss take. i look like a soft cunt too and im quite quiet so i reckon lots of guys would try to take advantage if i was with a bird that fit.

yeah, i dated a girl who was like an 8 and middle aged to old men would oogle her; it felt weird.

honestly, it was a real piss take when i was only dating a fit girl because its not even like i could say "fuck off, this is my gf".

i dated a 6/10 once and no one really bothered her. at one point a guy actually gave me advice and helped me out lol.

the fit girl ended up getting flaky with me. she ignored me near the end for about a week, i had a go at her and we our "fling" ended in an argument.

the 6/10 girl said she didnt feel a connection the day after we had sex and said she liked me.

>>37241980
Refugees welcome. I'll let you stay in undocumented lad.

Think I have the flu
I'm going to bed
fingers crossed I sleep through the night for a change

>>37241986
yeah. I miss those days anon. I pulled a few literal 10's at one time. Never shagged them mind.

Got close to with one of them though.

I need to try and stop thinking about it because it's making me really fucking depressed about what once was, and what my life is now.

>>37241980
You placed yourself in this purgatory Norman, shouldn't have tried to break out of neetdom!

>>37242001
i read on their website and it seemed like it said it wasnt going to be all of their customers who were going to be affected but im not sure, all this stuff confuses me because im retarded

>>37241996
>>37241970
fuck off ya tits. at least 60% of the people here have either had sex, a gf or dated a girl.

>>37242058
Good, it's time that britfeel slowed down a bit. There are places for people like you. Have you tried this website called reddit?

>>37242058
Fuck off back to /int/ norman normatron.

>>37242003
how are you doing these days anon? Still ok with da women?

>>37241937
Don't care. Fuck off you American spunk bubble.

People started talking about Manchester in work today, one white manlet said that mosques should be raided. Our boss hit him back with 'And when will we swat the churches for their centuries of attacks?' It was amazing seeing him squirm with the laughter in the background. The worrying part is people were agreeing with him before she showed up, I thought this stuff was just memes or only heard in working class poor jobs. Must be because all the pakis dropped out from the full time offers.

Lads lets just move on and stop mentioning fucking girlfriends and exes okay?
>>37242102
Amir you'd be suprised how redpilled people are these days.

>>37242031
The weird thing is when i was declining in normiedom i was trying it with 5s and 6s who either only went on one date with me or straight up rejected me. I've either lost my looks or become more of a social freak. Women are so confusing. I try to focus on other things these days, getting happiness from other places.

>>37242083
there are places for people like you too. have you tried this website called wizardchan?

you cant tell the majority to fuck off. you are like pakis here. either fuck off or dont complain. we dont start trouble with you.

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>>37242102

>only heard in working class poor jobs

anyone here ever taken finasteride/propecia?

I've got 3 months worth and wonder if I should take it.

Is it easy to fuck older women? Can't even fap to attractive women anymore because even in my fantasies its too unrealistic

>>37242142

>wizardchan
>most recent post is 'I eat other people's shit'

looks great

>>37242130
>>37242153
Don't.

Fucking.

Respond.

To.

It.

>>37242092
>Still ok with da women?

not really, i mean i have never been good with them, i just get lucky sometimes.

i dont know what i am doing tbqh

>>37242137
I've been there lad.

It starts to really piss you off because you're sat there with this 6/10 thinking 'If you knew some of the girls I've been with in the past and you're acting like you're something fucking special to me'.

Tbh m8, it's probably a combination of a small decline in looks as you've aged.. and (most importantly) a loss in confidence. That's what I think it is in my experience anyway.

I think if I can sort through my depression shit and scrub up, I could aim for a 7/10 desu and I'd be happy with that.

>>37241992
Hereford/Worcester, near the super sekrit SAS base and not the one everybody knows about.

You're a curious cat, anon.

>>37242179

I'm going to reply and encourage her to post more every time you try to tell me what I can do.

>>37242191
I'll be totally honest with you then, given what you've said.

You're probably a good looking lad but you've got poor social skills. That's why you get lucky, but can't turn your luck into anything consistent.

>>37242042
Do you take spiro? I used to faint on that because it made my blood pressure really low

>>37242130
>le redpill
They're just racists. My dad's mosque raised 700 quid for the victims but everyone acts like the terrorist got a pat on the back from muslims.
>>37242153
Look I'm not being fedora or edgy but poor people are more bigoted and confused easily.

had 450 calories so far today, might have a cheeky mcdonalds for dinner desu

Reminder to filter tripfags.

>Ate half a block of cheese and 2 ice creams

Absolute scum me lads. Basically counteracted my long ass cycle ride I did today.

>>37242248
>everyone acts like the terrorist got a pat on the back from muslims.
/r/islam the most liberal site on the net called him a 'freedom fighter who aimed at the wrong heads.'

>>37242197
Aye lad, you're probably right. When I think about it these days its just not attractive to me, going out, buying little presents or trips, being seen together, having sex etc. Confidence is definitely a big part of my problem but it feels like something turned off in my brain.
Hope you work out your depression problems anon, you sound like a handsome chap.

>>37242222
>You're probably a good looking lad but you've got poor social skills.

that is exactly it and i dont try enough.

i find normies are quite shit with women too, they just try more and meet more women. i rarely meet single women in real life, two of the women i have dated i met on apps. ive only dated like 3 women in my entire life. i imagine the average person dates quite often.

i dont know what to say to women half of the time. i end up just trying to have actual conversations with them when i think most women want banter.

>>37242338
>>37242197
Chaps, there's a lovely website called reddit where you normies would really fit in. Kindly fuck off there, and never return!

>>37239798
>Inbound payslip queries for government employees.

I phone you people and get different advice each time I do. Maybe if you weren't so shit you wouldn't get shouted at

>>37242338
naw I'm with you bud. It could be it's just that we're older. I've found I can't really be arsed with stress and faffing around/drama these days. I just want it all simple. What you described there made me shudder lol.

Cheers anon, and you!

>>37242341
Genuinely go on /r/seduction and practice shit from there.

>>37242368
chap, there is a lovely website called wziardchan where you virgins would really fit in. Kindly fuck off there, and never return!

>>37242413
Capital retort normscum, le upboat 4 u xD

>>37242056
from what i can figure out if you have a normal personal bank account and live in the uk it will change

You can get tor on androids now lads, just made an order through the dark web on my kindle. Technology is dope.

can black people handle the heat better?

>>37242480
Capital retort virginscum, le upboat 4 u xD

Why can't we all just get alone? Whether or not we used to resemble normanhood?

We're all in this thread, at this current time in our lives, for a reason. Let's all just get along.

Except poleaboo, he's a faggot.

>>37242495
now im going to be expecting a letter of doom

>as a result, your body will will use as many calories recovering from orgasm as it will in a 15 minute jog!

any lads know any ways to make money at home with little effort?

in the last few months I've been opening accounts with all the bookies and casinos and using their signup bonuses to make a little bit of money as well as a bit of money from cashback sites too.

already have an account with most places so need a new method.

Was in London today, didn't see any soldiers or roving martial law enforcers

Very disappointed

>>37242540
Don't lie to me lad, I'd be a skinny mini by now if that was true

>>37242540
Finally realised why I'm so fucking skinny.

>>37242540
this is utter bullshit, im fat as fuck and despite fapping insane amounts per day i still have to exercise and eat carefully and calorie mange to lose weight

You know these missing Manchester attack victims?

Is it likely they are in hospital but unidentifiable because they got so fucked up and disfigured by the nail bomb?

I can't work this out.

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what film should i watch next lads. here are my choices:

>eternal sunshine of the spotless mind

>amelie

>memento

>paths of glory

>>37242540
>>37242540
I fapped 6 times yesterday and gained 1lb. BS lad.

>>37242593
probably hard to ID bits of viscera from the venue as well

>>37242593
Must be brutal for family not knowing. I'd rather know they were dead than have a little hope.

>>37242603
Memento lad.

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>>37239585
>tfw sick today.
how's the day going for you lads
p.s. 3-D is best D

>>37242605
Stop eating so much then ye fat fuck.

>>37242656
I had 1 ham and cheese sandwich and that was it.

Also, I'm literally on my knees begging right now, PLS no bully.

>>37242605
obviously it doesn't work if you don't let it recover fully

>>37242593

I was there for iron maiden a few week ago, there was people from mexico, finland, spain. All over the place just for this one show.

Easy to get lost in a big city too, especially in the confusion of it all.

Remember lads, no matter how shit you feel, at least you're not so beta you end up an hero'ing and taking out preteen girls cause you've no balls for any bigger target.

>>37242544
Qmee lad, fill out surveys and cash out at any time as you got a penny.
If you use this link you'll get 50p on sign up which you can shove right into PayPal
Http://qm[dot]ee[slash]2X7J22R7DMRSK

>>37242675
>put on a 1lb
>claims he didn't each much
Liar, either that or you know food from yesterday. Judge it by the week lad, not the day.

>>37242724
One of those scooby-doo sandwiches.

>>37242402
>Genuinely go on /r/seduction and practice shit from there.

will do lad

>>37242517
Except poley and normies. Agreed.

>>37242765
Use to play a game with dad in the car where we pretend to hit people with the car.
>kids and old people were double points.
carmageddon RL

>>37242827
Sniffing workmates gym gear is not normal.

>>37242765

Did I ask for your fucking opinion, you worthless twat?

Hope you don't think of yourself as a manc, cause you're fucking not, and you never will be.

>>37242827
being a normie is shit. you see being normie as some grand goal. some of us chose to abandon the normies, though sometimes i feel like the only one.

Just filter the cunt and move on

>parents watching pointless
>everytime theres a pointless answer they say 'who would know that??'
think they missed the point of the show

>>37242827
I am kind of jealous desu

>>37242968

put them on gogglebox lad

>>37241365
looks tasty, it's making me hungry!
Jealous of you getting all that protein and nutrient.... gi' us a bit lad, please?

any one have advice for me to stop being so scared of leaving the house so i can just go to mcdonalds and get some food? whenever i try to leave the house i just throw up because i get so nervous

anyone here read any plato?

>>37243032
Have you tried playing with a fidget cube in your pocket anon or maybe listening to podcasts?

>>37243032
Get Burger King instead, they deliver now

>>37243056
>looking like he's fiddling with himself
>being oblivious to things around him

yeah, great suggestions

>>37243034
In college I read Republic.
Other than that not really. Philosophy is utter shite lad.

>>37243077
isn't being oblivious to his surroundings the goal?

>>37243056
i dont know what a fidget cube is but there is no way i could deafen myself to my surroundings, it would increase my worries and just cause me to panic more

terrified of going to a large tesco lads. It's a good 15 minutes walk there.

Haven't left the house in a month. Wish me luck.

>>37243068
you're a lucky bastard if they deliver where you live

>>37243111
They do it through just-eat

>>37243034
I read The Republic about a decade ago

i only leave the house once a week and i think it is fucking me

>>37243102
ah ok, I can't leave the house without listening to something desu, my own thoughts make me super paranoid

>>37243091
>Philosophy is utter shite lad.

why do you say that?

i havent read the republic yet. im reading the complete works.

>>37243132
what did you reckon?

>>37243068
no burger king in my town, just kfc and mcdonalds, cant order kfc through deliveroo because the last time i used deliveroo my card got hacked

>night shift lunch is at 1pm
>feel like eating a Tesco bacon, chicken and lettuce sandwich (260 calories per 100grams)
>could also just have mash, peas and hamhocks which is 90 calories per 100grams
>or get some pasta dishes for 130 cals per 100grams


I'm seriously fighting the urge to eat bread because of fucking DNP, but I can eat TWICE as much meat and veggies or pasta and meat/sauce than I do with bread or sandwiches.


I even want to have like 2 cans of cream of chicken soup (400 calories, almost 1 liter of soup) but it's literally 4 grams of sodium in it, holy shit.

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>>37239585
Think I might bomb ScottishPower head office at this rate lads

We are currently experiecing high call volumes at present and apologise for the continuing delay. Thank you for your patience, your call will be answered shortly.

Started taking cold showers recently, and its DA BOMB

My skin is clearer and tighter, my hair feels stronger, my breathing gets deeper and I feel more blood in my body.

I've been taking hot showers my entire life and I think I've been doing it wrong.

>>37243186
Started taking chemical showers recently and its DA BOMB

My skin is damaged and broken, my hair has fallen out, I stop breathing and feel blood pour out of my body.

I've been taking hot showers my entire life and I think I've been doing it wrong.

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>>37239585
Going floor shopping tomorrow, lads.

>>37243186
yes well I'm not going to take bloody cold showers in the winter am I

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>>37243214
That... was depressing...
Thanks for putting that mental image in my head.

>>37243186
did that once, gave me a headache.

>>37243107
go early in the morning 7ish. it`ll be dead and no one on the streets.

>>37243159
I found it interesting at the time, but I can't remember much about it now except for philosopher-kings

>>37243141
Know those feels lad. Walk arond with music blasting in my ears regardless of area/time of day or night.

>>37243159
>why do you say that [philosophy is shite]?

I studied it as while doing my social science course. It's mostly mediocre fiction and self wanking just to say 'I feel 'x' way, you should too.'

>>37243107
want me to come with?

>>37243032

Hey, here's my method. It works, but it's not legal.

Take a benzodiazipine (like xanax, in my case), order from the darkweb to start with, then slowly (and I mean slowly) start to expand outside.
Reward yourself for doing so, we're animals, it's a biological reinforcement system.
Optionally explore MDMA, once you're comfortable with darknet use, that's been shown to boost trust in people. I found it helpful, anyway.

That's what I did, now I'm doing things so sociable that people actually think I'm lying when I say I have plans.

Making friends is still very hard though, don't think that just comes as part of it, I haven't cracked the basics of that one yet.

Don't think I'll be posting this time next year, if it weren't for being billy-no-mates, I'd be out of here. Probably living a normal life, probably a happy life.

>>37243271
n-no thanks lad