Fembots, would you eat your man's ass?

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So first of all and the most obvious, is to discard any ridiculous notions of religion or belief in any sort of supreme being. We like to call that the "Flying Spaghetti Monster" because the idea that there could be any entity that exists in the universe beside ourselves and the (likely millions) of alien life that all started from gases and star dust, is absolutely ludicrous.

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once you have a bit of a grasp on what it means to embrase reality and the concept of acknowledging that you are random worthless being and it does not matter if you live or die, keep studying RedditR and you will feel a tingly, free feeling. that is Euphoria! Keep up the hard work and I'll see you on the boards.

>>37237799
I would love to, but I don't know how to bring it up, plus he might think i'm gross

>>37237935
Just do it while you're blowing him. It'll feel too good for him to tell you to stop.

>>37237935

Get into a 69 with him on top and just like....do it. or wait until he's showered and clean and be like, baebae, lemme at dat asshole~

>>37237814
I made it to embrase

>>37238054
>Get into a 69 with him on top
terrible advice, uncomfortable for both parties

just have him on his back

>tfw my ass is too hairy for me to be comfortable with a girl to eating it
>its hard to shave down there but if i got it done id be down

>>37237935
be my gf and you can eat my ass no questions asked

>>37239066
wax it or get it waxed
or nair/veet

>>37237935
Even if it looks like this?
>>37191315