NEW IDEAL GF/BF THREAD Old: >>37218670

File: 3wfe.png (3KB, 143x245px) Image search: [Google]

3KB, 143x245px

Gril template, still need a good boi template.

File: 1495551855787.png (33KB, 799x475px) Image search: [Google]

33KB, 799x475px

I had >>37234541 before, it was so awesome.

She killed herself 2 years ago, as of yesterday.

File: gamefu.jpg (196KB, 1200x1600px) Image search: [Google]

196KB, 1200x1600px

I have a hard time imagining what she'd say, but here's a list of attributes.

>White
>Blue or green eyes
>Thicc butt/hips/thighs
>Good sense of humour, can keep a joke going
>Knows her maymays, both new and ancient
>Easygoing, not that amibitious
>Nice but can give/take bantz
>No major mental issues
>Doesn't drink much or do drugs
>Enthusiastic about some things, generally optimistic
>Virgin
>Indoorsy
>Plays Nintendo vidya
>Enjoys 50's/60's music or at least likes hearing me talk about it
>Takes some initiative in conversation, asks what I'm up to, etc.
>Either likes fat dudes or will push me to lose weight

>>37234561
The same template is a good boi template.

File: qtgingergf.png (50KB, 1000x630px) Image search: [Google]

50KB, 1000x630px

One hundy percent original comment

File: OC.png (23KB, 800x600px) Image search: [Google]

23KB, 800x600px

who likes mentally ill girls? i don't.

>>37234599
that is some good fuckin taste, anon

File: spooky bf.png (33KB, 762x725px) Image search: [Google]

33KB, 762x725px

>no spooky twinky pseudoghost bf who can knock lesser spirits down with feedback

File: 1426994789521.png (105KB, 776x738px) Image search: [Google]

105KB, 776x738px

>>37234642
Looks like a much more tame version of this.

Repost because I have nothing better to do

File: 1475752893042.png (20KB, 756x458px) Image search: [Google]

20KB, 756x458px

>>37234706
And I forgot the original image

>>37234642
I'm a twink and have basically zero presence in any social circle I end up in, do I count as a spooky pseudoghost?

File: 1494967701896.png (64KB, 800x448px) Image search: [Google]

64KB, 800x448px

>no rebel gf that insults you

>>37234716
Aside from the lifting, I know a girl exactly like this that I probably could've picked up.
I hate myself for not going for it.

>>37234716
Uniform?
Of course this wasn't original.

>>37234621
I'm sorta dating a Chinese girl who is pretty borderline. I can't tell if shes manipulating me into wanting her and I am just an orbiter or if I sorta like it.

>>37234735
Damn son, well hindsight is 20/20
>>37234738
Martial arts uniform. They're a pain to iron and I need a suit for the blackbelt dinner later that night.

File: ShitTier.png (19KB, 544x421px) Image search: [Google]

19KB, 544x421px

didnt get to post it before, i have many regrets

File: 2016_07_31_00.01.17.jpg (163KB, 1017x452px) Image search: [Google]

163KB, 1017x452px

>>37234621
Beat me to it. I have a ton of patience and love to give. I wanna make sure she's in therepy, give support, and watch her slowly improve. I know she'll never be able to shake it completely and will relapse but i know she'll feel guilty when she's back to normal.

She won't have to worry about me giving too much attention to other people, especially women. My only requirement from her is she has to try to get better, never cheat, and love me back.

File: edgy alt gf.png (22KB, 886x646px) Image search: [Google]

22KB, 886x646px

>That feel when probably no one shares my GF feels.

Went on a date with a girl like this but fucked it up. FeelsBad.

File: kind_of_qt.jpg (124KB, 800x600px) Image search: [Google]

124KB, 800x600px

One day I'll meet her. But she will be too busy.

>>37235177
>Vegan

BLEURGH

File: Clubfu.jpg (1MB, 1870x2949px) Image search: [Google]

1MB, 1870x2949px

>>37234630
Thanks anon.

>tfw no gf to make custom Mario Maker levels for

>Introverted
>Intelligent
>Loner
>no more than a 5/10
>not fat
>doesn't have damaging mental illnesses or is capable at least with dealing with them
>can't relate to other people, including other robots, doesn't enjoy having too many friends
>isn't too interested in politics but considers herself to be left leading
>cares about people and the enviroment
>isn't too judgemental (i.e willing to put up with some of my bullshit)
>speaks her mind (i.e calls me out on some of my bullshit)
>kind, or tries to be
>empathetic, or tries to be
>is a nice person, or aspires to be
>favourite color is blue

Reading these just cause me to be even more depressed

File: Heidi.png (11KB, 657x300px) Image search: [Google]

11KB, 657x300px

The best kind of gf

File: mfw no punk qts here.png (24KB, 791x490px) Image search: [Google]

24KB, 791x490px

Too bad alt girls dont use 4chin

>>37235480
>You don't think I'm too thin or my tits are too small, do you?

hnnng you just hit my weak spot.

>>37235359
Why is that anon?

Very original

>>37234541
ideal gf:

>quiet
>prefers lying low rather than going out every other night
>enjoys nature - will hike with me, go backpacking
>enjoys math
>independent, doesn't need my attention 200% of the time (150% and lower is fine)
>will destroy spooks with me
>willing talk to me if she's losing interest in me (i.e. becoming more tempting to cheat)
>soft voice
>wants to cuddle
>wants to try my sad attempts at cooking
>willing to relocate to wherever I end up going when I go (not necessary if she's already there)

too bad there's nobody like this, but i've already accepted dying alone

>>37235534
Because none of them exist, or at least, are very unlikely to find.

>tfw all I want is a nice girl to dote on, even if I'm basically orbiting her

I know it's fucking pathetic but it's the truth. Just seeing her online feels like a warm hug. Been looking for a femanon to fill that void since the last one went AWOL two weeks ago.

File: 1495551855787.png (16KB, 759x254px) Image search: [Google]

16KB, 759x254px

Seriously >>>/soc/

File: II- fever bf.png (24KB, 861x717px) Image search: [Google]

24KB, 861x717px

>>37234690
he's the first of four
collect the entire harem to show ialdabaoth he ain't shit

>>37236300
This is better than talking to girls IRL.

File: 1495506640016.png (27KB, 508x399px) Image search: [Google]

27KB, 508x399px

Let me describe myself, and incidentally also half this board. Seriously stop being copies of me. Aren't you people supposed to be unique.

File: gf.png (58KB, 701x486px) Image search: [Google]

58KB, 701x486px

>tfw no cute short gf who talks way too much but I don't mind because she's sweet and I like her voice

>>37236542
This is me but I'm way more confident than that faggot

>>37236602
Good job you're a normie. Now fuck off from this board

>>37236300
>implying we hope finding a gf with this
>implying we don't just do it because we are bored

File: image.jpg (24KB, 330x324px) Image search: [Google]

24KB, 330x324px

>>37234541
Here it is a good boy template

File: waifumaterial.png (103KB, 800x600px) Image search: [Google]

103KB, 800x600px

Reposting Origmai Ravioli death is what I deservoli.

>>37236610
Not bad, weird how his arms are so much longer though.

>>37236594
>the lord has blessed us anon

>>37234931
>makes "edgy" girl
>she hates pedophiles

every time

>>37236628
>If you need space let me know

and that's how you get cucked my man

>>37236656
I think the drug addiction is gonna be the biggest cause.

File: cbL51A8.jpg (81KB, 720x960px) Image search: [Google]

81KB, 720x960px

>>37236602
honestly you shouldnt even admit your are similar to such a massive huge fag

>>37236542
Top bf, anon. 10/10, why can't i get a bf like this

>>37236677
I can't help it I'm jus beeing myself

>>37236656
>Spending time with females when you don't want to

Sounds like you're the cuck to me hahahahahaha

>>37236679
Because you're not a female.

>>37236656
Meh my last girl was a Virgin and gave me all the space I wanted but would only want to talk to me. It is possible.

>>37236665
Enjoying some drugs is not an addiction.

File: the quiet gf.jpg (45KB, 800x800px) Image search: [Google]

45KB, 800x800px

The rules of /r9k/ say I'm not allowed to leave textless posts.

>>37236628
>Morriwind is the best Elder Scrolls game by far
>Morriwind

File: zhongguo nusheng.png (8KB, 464x276px) Image search: [Google]

8KB, 464x276px

I want a zhongguo nusheng nu peng you please

>>37236781
are you actually learning chinese or did you just type random chinese word?

>>37236798
If I was just typing random words then I doubt the sentences would make sense.

File: 1495511443988.png (26KB, 683x470px) Image search: [Google]

26KB, 683x470px

Same from before, same feeling of it being unrealistic/unattainable.

File: minimalist designer gf.png (33KB, 800x600px) Image search: [Google]

33KB, 800x600px

minimalism is so "in" right now

>>37236829
>NiN
oh, I get it. she's "teenage" depressed, not like actually depressed. gotcha.

File: IMG_3424.jpg (24KB, 567x340px) Image search: [Google]

24KB, 567x340px

>>37236714
>Tossing aside virgins like toilet paper

>>37236846
10/10
Perfect
>new life goal obtained

>>37236679
Those guys aren't usually gay.

>>37236855
Why so assblasted? It is all matter of subjectivity, and a basic musical interest isn't
reflective of where one is at.

[xz]

>>37236889
hating other people music taste is like the national sport of internet, don't take it too personal.

>>37236889
I was being a smartass. Joking mannerism doesn't transfer will via text only. Sorry.

File: syn.png (35KB, 700x447px) Image search: [Google]

35KB, 700x447px

>tfw no synth gf
it's so hard to meet people who are interested in the same absurdly specific shit I am

>>37236905
make her say
>I haven't slept in 9 days

subtle grimes reference

File: GF.jpg (53KB, 799x475px) Image search: [Google]

53KB, 799x475px

>>37236781
Perfect GF

>Typical couples in NZ

>>37236905
>apex twins
aren't those from jojolion?

>>37236924
maybe, I don't know anything about jojos. here's an aphex twin track if you haven't heard him:
https://youtu.be/_AWIqXzvX-U
>>37236909
I think grimes is a mediocre producer but a p ok songwriter sorry b

>>37236924
no, Aphex Twin is an IDM artist who makes insanely complex electronic music

>>37236846
>you want a tour?
>>well have you been to the bathroom?

>>37236846
Dated one of those. She kept throwing everything away and telling me I didn't need it. Gets real annoying real quick.

File: wifey material gf.png (27KB, 806x425px) Image search: [Google]

27KB, 806x425px

This comment is original, wether you wanted it or not.

>>37237017
>watching Suits
Dropped.

>>37236594
the tights part is bullshit and you know it.

>>37236594
>coming up with ways to have sex without losing virginity
I bet she did that with a dozen other guys. Enjoy your excuse slut.

Ideal bf

>introverted
>silly but can be serious when the time calls for it
>teases me instead of flooding me with compliments
>cyborg with few friends and doesn't mind it
>dedicate time to learn new things and for self improvement
>takes the lead
>has had a hard life, making him slightly cynical and mentally deranged
>aspires to get better
>mostly logical with creative side
>wants to be multilingual
>wants to move to the countryside with me and ride bicycles with our own vegetable farm
>potentially be a vampire

expectations a bit too high? heh

>>37237054
I recomend that series to every person I meet
I'm a law studentfag btw

File: boredom.jpg (64KB, 770x571px) Image search: [Google]

64KB, 770x571px

oh yeahuh

>>37237087
Gay guys are insane

>>37237092
>when the dab hits you

>>37237087
>tfw the first four or so apply to me but it's all downhill from there

>>37237087
Everything but Cynical and mentally deranged. I'm far too optimistic for that

>>37237087
>wants to move to the countryside with me and ride bicycles with our own vegetable farm
>wants to be multilingual
pretty close minus those two

>>37237087
all those apply to me but I'm not much of an outdoorsy type so a vegetable farm doesn't really appeal to me. I'd rather live in a more mountainous, foresty area.

File: not an argumènt.jpg (105KB, 1280x720px) Image search: [Google]

105KB, 1280x720px

>>37236300
it wouldn't be /r9k/ without the token defeatist cuck

>>37237087
Thats exactly me but I'm not gay.

File: 1495620625505.jpg (28KB, 330x324px) Image search: [Google]

28KB, 330x324px

>>37236610
Correct is this one.

File: 1495605161731.png (16KB, 483x245px) Image search: [Google]

16KB, 483x245px

Life is cruel.

Very very original comment.

>>37237087
literally me except for 'takes the lead'. I make up for it with cynical and mentally deranged though

>>37237087
>vampire
God-tier taste anon.

>>37237128
>too optimistic
the word you are looking for is mentally healthy

>>37235480
>she's pretty hot, let's invite her back to our place
Your ideal gf is a cuck? Neck yourself.

>>37237329
That too, mild depression but I've got it under wraps

>>37237340
>He dosent want a bi gf who invites girls back so they can both fuck her
What are you, gay?

File: Fly me to the moon.png (13KB, 571x453px) Image search: [Google]

13KB, 571x453px

I hope the resolution isn't too low.

File: photo_ancapgf-05-19_18-21-40.jpg (60KB, 826x503px) Image search: [Google]

60KB, 826x503px

ORIGNONA

>>37235544
that's like every girl dude except maybe math and quiet bit, everything else seems pretty normal

File: Yandere_boyfriend.png (23KB, 800x600px) Image search: [Google]

23KB, 800x600px

Is this how it works?

>>37234621
i really like this one

mcn

File: spacewargf.jpg (89KB, 966x382px) Image search: [Google]

89KB, 966x382px

This gf can otherwise be summed up as "impossible"

>>37237671
Yeah, you can only get bfs in that model.

Lasers would probably be best PD, as long as their tracking is decent. Negates the missile being evasive, and heating up a missile until it exploded is better than hitting it with bullets with might just knock it a bit.

>>37237786
But there's a lot of problems with that too, lasers take a shitload of power, they and the reactor powering them need huge radiators, and laser armor is a lot lighter and cheaper than ballistic armor. I'm interested in seeing how particle beams work when/if they get added to the simulator I use, they've got the possibility of near-light speed and instantly frying electronics with ionizing radiation. That or free-electron lasers to get over the abysmal efficiency of solid-state ones.

>>37236628
>i laced the hookah with weed :P
you've never tried either, have you?

>>37236628
Literally just described me wew

File: image.jpg (24KB, 258x245px) Image search: [Google]

24KB, 258x245px

>>37236594
>you are my best friend

This thread proves white men can't be robots

File: 1495551855787.png (12KB, 700x450px) Image search: [Google]

12KB, 700x450px

>>37234541
originootnootatoopitoot

>>37238152
4chan is a white man's website, friend.

>>37235177
>won't have sex with you till you're married
>needs to go to a venerologist to make sure she's clean

File: shittyrobot.png (12KB, 665x462px) Image search: [Google]

12KB, 665x462px

>tfw no boobs to beep and boop.

File: 3b4.jpg (11KB, 960x960px) Image search: [Google]

11KB, 960x960px

>>37236917
*has 63 premartial partners*
Fuck me, your dick is a third the size of Hemi's
*cheats on you*
Oi do the fucking dishes cunt, I'm busy watching The Bachelor

File: ideal qt.jpg (173KB, 611x600px) Image search: [Google]

173KB, 611x600px

eye on the prize
the only qt worth it

>>37238441
And a lot of boards are normie boards

File: 34534543534534543543.png (70KB, 1393x723px) Image search: [Google]

70KB, 1393x723px

Original boyfriend

i just need a cute 6.5/10 gf(female) who is at most 5'4", a switch, fine with my ambition to join the military or draw comics and doesn't spout off about her politics or religion. God doesn't love me

>>37238963
Now be this scrawny loser's gf

>>37237242
Well thanks anon, now I never have to make one of these.

>>37238963
I fit 90% of this, especially the DD/lg being more than just sex, lost on the height (6'3") and I've got an average cock (7"x5").

>>37239013
>I've got an average cock (7"x5").
bait

>>37239013
>is Chad
>on r9k

Ah.

>>37239044
Higher end of average but hardly fits the realm of "BWC"
>>37239049
>implying
More failed normie.

>>37239013
Be my boyfriend then
Original

>>37239076
Fuck off chad
>>37239094
Fuck off whore

>>37239094
>wanting a failed normie as bf

Did you learn nothing from French fembot yesterday?

>>37239076
>Higher end of average
kys

>>37239094
i would if you lived nearby; LDR never work out because people can't be loyal over distance.
>>37239107
>implying implications

>>37239117
What happened with French Fembot?

File: overactive bladder gf.png (40KB, 800x475px) Image search: [Google]

40KB, 800x475px

You have no clue how badly I want this.

>>37239147
Dated a fat failed normie over LDR. He got fit for the army, regained his confidence because of his gf, dumped her for some random girl he met while playing vidya on the day he would leave for BMT

>>37239132
Where do you live?
Originalio postio

File: Sophie gf.png (18KB, 936x614px) Image search: [Google]

18KB, 936x614px

>tfw no Sophie Turner gf

>>37239219
Australia
>>37239213
>LDR
There's the problem, and exactly why I won't do it. Feel bad for her, poor girl.

>>37238963
Damn, so close... I'm only 6'3", and I am only into one sport. But I do it 5 times a week...

>>37239259
Goddamn aussie chad

>>37234733
>This cigarettes

I see you want a retard.

ITT: reposts and bad oc

File: 90d.gif (2MB, 499x368px) Image search: [Google]

2MB, 499x368px

>>37239197
>overactive bladder gf

Why?

>>37239286
Be my boyfriend then desu
Oringial post

>>37239313
Being even a robot-tier Australian is like being a brad to Chad in murica.

>>37239456
Fuck you too buddy, shitting in my face and calling it pudding.

Virtual Reality can't come soon enough you whores.

>>37239483
Wut? I'm not the chad, I'm just explaining why Australians are all chads

>>37239497
Don't talk to me when I'm sperging

File: searider gf.png (13KB, 834x527px) Image search: [Google]

13KB, 834x527px

tfw no gf to raid a calradian coast with

>>37239507
Have you had your morning coffee anon? I'm sorry, I can wait until you've finished. I know the rules; no talkie until no coffee

File: ideal gf.png (15KB, 494x336px) Image search: [Google]

15KB, 494x336px

>>37234541
perkele i am depress i am kill self

File: 3wfeboi.png (3KB, 143x245px) Image search: [Google]

3KB, 143x245px

>>37234601
>>37234561
oririririririiririir

>>37239526
haha you're a very funny ''person'' totally don't hurt yourself

File: shwuiwnwgf.png (8KB, 700x498px) Image search: [Google]

8KB, 700x498px

GIVE
ME
THIS
TYPE
OF
GIRL
RIGHT
NOW
please

File: 1495576473857.png (29KB, 903x481px) Image search: [Google]

29KB, 903x481px

absolutely zero chance of existing

>>37238963
Glad to know I'll never get a gf

File: Untitled.png (15KB, 505x303px) Image search: [Google]

15KB, 505x303px

I'm at the point where it doesn't hurt when I think of her. I just get sad.

>>37239438
REEEEEEEEEEEEE
FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU
FUCK TALL FAGS
FUCK CHADS

>>37237892

t. LARPing neckbeard

File: sadstuff.jpg (36KB, 482x427px) Image search: [Google]

36KB, 482x427px

>>37238963

>tfw score on literally every point except name being Troy

File: how do you do fellow bots 2.jpg (118KB, 800x440px) Image search: [Google]

118KB, 800x440px

>>37237892
be my qt foot massage gf
>>37239756
Fuck you Chad
>>>/normieville/

File: 1495606768713.png (7KB, 544x421px) Image search: [Google]

7KB, 544x421px

I dont care about anything, i just dont want to be alone anymore

>>37239609

This image makes me sad. I want her back. I'm only 20 years old but I am 100% convinced I understand what romantic love is.

File: plz.png (33KB, 775x742px) Image search: [Google]

33KB, 775x742px

tfw no blonde thin qts in my maths course

>>37239609
Oh fernanda...i fucked up. I want you back

>>37239860
>>37239835
Monkey who let you off your leash?

>>37238963
he's a pretty much like my boyfriend, minus sports and being called Troy

>>37239213
Based as fuck

Frog roastie BTFO

>>37239787
>implying having the physical characteristics of Chad makes you a literal Chad

File: how do you do fellow bots.jpg (76KB, 800x440px) Image search: [Google]

76KB, 800x440px

>>37239897
>implying having the physical characteristics of Chad doesn't make you a literal Chad

>>37239889
STACY
GET OUT
why the fuck are you normalfag cunts even coming here?
.inb4 a million I"M A ROBOT EVEN THOUGH I HAVE A GF?BF posts

>>37237087
This is pretty much me other than mentally derranged. oh and change the countryside to mid south Mexico,

>>37239926
Why would I spend so much of my time here if that were the case

>>37239980
To seem quirky and different like all of the fucking normies here

File: 1495603339182.png (49KB, 1234x569px) Image search: [Google]

49KB, 1234x569px

Reposting my irl oneitis

>>37240226
she gon get fat

>>37234584
>I told my ex about you, she was so jealous
But why?

>>37240249
I don't care, she's my favorite person
Maybe if she gets fat, I could be good enough for her

>>37240226
That's a nice oneitis you have there, anon. Would be a real shame if something were to happen to her.

>>37234716
>tfw no BF to buy me cute sundresses
Overwatch is trash though

>>37240597
>tfw I would buy you cute sundresses but instead you're gonna be my online gf

>>37240573
I know, I'm glad she stays in her apartment all day and never has a bf
I've been cyberstalking her since we graduated high school because I miss seeing her every day

File: 02b.jpg (69KB, 544x950px) Image search: [Google]

69KB, 544x950px

>>37239390

I just want a vulnerable shy gf I can reassure and I have an omorashi fetish.

>>37240618
dont you mean its a guy? or do you WANT a gf(male)?

>>37240597
>>tfw no BF to buy me cute sundresses
I can do that

>>37240597
do you like any kind of vidya?

>>37240637
I WANT A GF OR GF MALE I SO NOT CARE

>>37237642
I WANT THIS SO BADLY.

orgii

>>37240747
we are on different levels of wizardry my friend

File: doesntexist.png (32KB, 930x522px) Image search: [Google]

32KB, 930x522px

A lot of guys fit quite a few of these but the ones who fit all these are rare. Originoli ravioli.

>>37240764
meant to reply to >>37240740

origidalmus

>>37240776
Please let me be your submissive bf

File: 1495638715505.png (49KB, 930x522px) Image search: [Google]

49KB, 930x522px

>>37240776
I fit this many of these things

>>37234759
Where are you from, and does your name start with a S?

>>37238483
Underrated really

>>37240226
>tfw fit that description except butt and thighs are small too
Fug

>>37240900
be my stay in bed oneitis to orbit like that anon does
discord please

>>37234584
I'm very sorry to hear that. I really hope she is at peace and you have come to accept some things and start to move on...

>>37236798
It's actual chinese. Here's a translation:
>my mom thinks I'm too fat
>I'm too dark (skin)
>I love you anon

>>37234541
This board is dead.
Saged, not that it really makes a difference at this point

File: shitty representation.png (27KB, 904x612px) Image search: [Google]

27KB, 904x612px

I'd just like someone who's concerned about me, likes wearing leggings and has a semi-active lifestyle.

can't be bothered to make an image
>biological female
>white/hispanic
>thicc
>brown hair and eyes
>likes metal, trains, star trek and/or internet culture
>drinks and smokes weed (or at least is ok with my own consumption of those substances)
>has a job
>anti sjw, but not alt right
>can be clingy sometimes, but knows when I need space
>not a virgin, but still has a relatively low partner count, and has never cheated
>either doesn't feel the need to try and "fix" me, or has an actual and subtle plan to do so
>lives no more than 100 miles away
>is attracted to fat, mildly autistic guys

File: loving sadist gf.png (48KB, 863x588px) Image search: [Google]

48KB, 863x588px

reposting mine again

File: qt.png (40KB, 593x506px) Image search: [Google]

40KB, 593x506px

I wish I could meet a person like this. Seems no females like this exist.

File: 0fda3e0862b9334adcb51fd4d864434c5de7d2fd2af03b82f29ac807f89d02f2.png (828KB, 1280x1108px) Image search: [Google]

828KB, 1280x1108px

>>37237429
Oregano evangelio

>>37239876
You're so cynical.

>>37241596
I don't think you know what cynical means

>>37239609
>nag nag nag
This is why you never go for hispanic women.

>>37242469
>Hispanic
>Brazil
Monkeys aren't hispanic

>>37241077
This hurts me in the feels, and not in the fun way.

File: thatcherite gf.png (32KB, 882x320px) Image search: [Google]

32KB, 882x320px

muh waifu

oregianio

File: autismo gf.png (19KB, 1000x600px) Image search: [Google]

19KB, 1000x600px

Low self esteem autism artist gf. She's got her flaws, but I'd love her all the same.

File: shygf.png (15KB, 770x462px) Image search: [Google]

15KB, 770x462px

shy gf

>>37242632
>Chicago school economics
>not Austrian
It's all a matter of converting her, I guess

>>37242632
>milk reference
kek

>>37238963
what do you consider bwc

File: 1482698740685.gif (952KB, 324x354px) Image search: [Google]

952KB, 324x354px

>>37242639
10/10 taste
Fapped to the picture

File: vidya gf.png (15KB, 526x245px) Image search: [Google]

15KB, 526x245px

>>37236542
literally me
I want a vidya gf though.

>>37243458
>vidya gf
>only plays normie casual shit
kek you want a gaymurgurl

>>37243545
>Quake
>3DO
>Sega Saturn
>casual shit

lmao nope

>>37243614
>Quake Champions
Not Quake.

>>37234931
this is way too much for me
>has an ex
>openly talks about giving blow jobs
>wants to call me daddy

I can't. It's too gross

>>37243690
C'mon anon. Are you telling me you're NOT tired of Q3A yet?

>>37234931
Is she holding a bloody tampon?

>>37237087
>describes most of r9k
>high expectations

literally filled out all of those except vampire

File: qt hoplite.png (30KB, 749x507px) Image search: [Google]

30KB, 749x507px

Fuck you fags this the cutest
v. 1.1

>>37234604
premium genetics, cyborg. veri nic

File: perfect.png (13KB, 783x390px) Image search: [Google]

13KB, 783x390px

>>37234541
;( I experienced it once

Let me tell you about your dream girlfriend
If you met her in real life, all her cutesy waifu traits- you wouldn't give her the time of day. You'll go for the 10/10 Stacy.

>>37244271
I'm sorry but what are you implying?

>>37244325
Waifu girls are annoying in real life.

>>37239822
:( this so much
The only real request here

>>37238963

>mfw femwhores start admitting they want chad
>mfw all the responses of pseudochads

We have come full circle

>>37244271
Are you that nigger from the other thread?

>>37237642

oh wew. thanks for giving me some new ideas what to do with my gf :^)

>>37237087

yep, where do we find gfs that are into that?

I checked [ https://nhentai.net/g/166423/ ] out.

Pretty good stuff.

I would draw my waifu but it wouldn't to her justice

File: cyborg or android the one that is half something.png (50KB, 794x774px) Image search: [Google]

50KB, 794x774px

idk what I want I just want to split bills and have someone to fend off ghosts if I live alone.
I need low maintenance but loyal bf

>>37244376
No i'm not but I'm glad I'm not the only one who noticed. Mentally ill girls are not what they're chalked up to be there's a reason they're not in a relationship

File: fierydeathfrog.gif (2MB, 480x481px) Image search: [Google]

2MB, 480x481px

>>37244795
>tfw /r9k/ but not /fit/
>tfw women keep posting these fucking chads

>>37244795
>I'm okay with open marriage
>>>/l/olcow you nigger lover

>>37244897
Chads are great. They're not clingy and insecure. They don't harbor bitter resentment towards most of humanity nor feel superior for being more pathetic and NEET than everyone else.

>>37245004
This isn't your board. This is for lonely losers that hate themselves like me. Fuck off

>>37245035
Why are you proud of being a lonely loser? Look up "victimocracy"

>>37245004
But what's the point of what you are doing, you have to know that there are better places to find Chad and online looking for someone has to be broken on its own.

File: perfection.png (24KB, 844x574px) Image search: [Google]

24KB, 844x574px

most based girl I have ever met in my life
fuck, I love my gf

>>37245064
Get the fuck out whore. Nobody's proud we just want to be left the fuck alone by nasty normalfag skanks like you

>>37245106
Where did you meet? Here? I want a gf like that.

>>37244795
i'm /r9k/ /fit/ and i like anime, vidya, and literature, so i guess i kinda fit the bill

File: dream.jpg (169KB, 1280x1280px) Image search: [Google]

169KB, 1280x1280px

plz originall

>>37245106
Normalfag
>>37245345
>idc about you fucking other guys XD
cuck

>>37244795
Im a blond fit cyborg. Ghost hunting is my hobby anyways

>>37245415
>>idc about you fucking other guys XD
>cuck
i mean im sure the person wrote the whole thing just to troll anons, but yeah i do not think i would care at all. or i would care, in which case it is cucking, which is kinda hot

>>37243739
Q3A is not Quake... Quake is Quake. 20 years of fun and autism on the same horrible maps. The stuff you play is too fun. I suffer for my enjoyment.

>>37245307
>Here?

Yup
She posted a thread saying she was desperate for a friend, along with a link to her discord
We talked for a while and it turned out she lived really close

By her looks you'd guess she was a Stacy but she's probably the closest to "robot" a girl can be

I love her

>>37245106
She sounds annoying. Orognal

>>37245538
How long ago? Where does she live?

>all the people ITT who want meme spouting gfs

why?

>>37245587
Not long ago, desu. Was a matter of weeks
She lives in USA, all I'm saying

>>37245519
Funny. I almost put
>should I get Quake on the Saturn or N64?
in my image. Quake 1 is great too.

>>37236829
Finnish women are turboroasties, they're nothing like in your pic for the most part

>>37245672
>burger
Ah then I don't really care. Hope you guys are happy. I wanna find the EU version of her.

>>37234931
This is my dream girl, but girls like this tend to be SJWs and/or trannies.

File: IMG_2021.jpg (70KB, 569x425px) Image search: [Google]

70KB, 569x425px

tfw no braaaap gf (or bf)

>>37235480
Once again, I love these kinds of girls, but they tend to be SJWs.

>>37239197
>>37245743
Nice 'tism there m8

Ideal boyfriend for me:

> has hobbies he's into
> reads philosophy but isn't elitist about it
> has taken the red pill or is at least curious
> smokes weed and likes psys but nothing hard
> is ok with traps, likes experimenting
> is tech savvy, can use a Unix shell
> likes traveling and exploring the world
> not materialistic, only takes what he needs
> can manage his money and use Bitcoin

He doesn't exist.

>>37245902
Because he needed to be a fag and all that

>>37245902
>> has taken the red pill
> smokes weed and likes psys
Be my gf to convince to be a decent white woman

>>37245933
You're talking to a fag boy

>>37245538
It's not fair, I've never talked to a eanon who lived within three hours of me.

>>37245902
> reads philosophy
A true philosopher gets his 'philosophic material' out of nothing. Reading marketing books doesn't make one a true marketeer.

>>37245638
>implying meme spouting grills are bad
OwO
b-but Kurisu-tina is waifu tier!

File: shy qt.png (36KB, 824x670px) Image search: [Google]

36KB, 824x670px

>tfw she will never be real

original

File: 1477497499715.png (97KB, 362x492px) Image search: [Google]

97KB, 362x492px

>mfw the reason no one can find their ideal gf is because 90%+ women have no personality and robots want someone real who has a meaning to their life so that they have someone to identify with

>>37246188
This is my ideal gf as well. I've had that exact personality in mind for YEARS, right down to her wanting to play Battletoads of all games. We share the EXACT same taste, anon. Good luck finding someone like that.

>>37246455
Strangely comforting to know I'm not alone, I wish the best for you as well.

And Battletoads was a pretty off the cuff pick desu. I like it because it's retro, two-player, and brutally difficult, all stuff that I value in a good game.

File: tinkletinklehoy.png (19KB, 418x475px) Image search: [Google]

19KB, 418x475px

>>37234541
I made some OC, I might add more later.

>>37245928
> implying liking traps makes you gay
>>37245933
A lot of the things in the list are like ballpark attributes, developmental things. You shouldn't identify yourself by the drugs you do.
>>37246141
I like you.

File: ideal gf.png (7KB, 958x634px) Image search: [Google]

7KB, 958x634px

here's my two cents on my ideal gf

brgando

>>37245902
>red pilled
>smokes weed
Choose one

>>37247090
>You shouldn't identify yourself by the drugs you do.
Then be my gf?

>>37234621
>Tfw when I am a mentally ill girl
>Tfw I have been lonely for 3 years.
>Too many relationships to count. Many repeated.


Anon, mental illness is fun for no one.

File: Aiko_punpun_c7p6.png (429KB, 625x645px) Image search: [Google]

429KB, 625x645px

>>37247032
be my aiko gf

>>37234621
>tfw BPD but not nearly that bad

Also I've never cut myself, scars scare me

>>37247703
Will you please be my qt clingy girl to love even during her episodes

>>37242551
What feels did my pic give you anon

File: 54292504_p2.jpg (105KB, 752x1062px) Image search: [Google]

105KB, 752x1062px

>>37245743

Would this gf get the runs in pubilc after sharing a milkshake with you, and desperately ask you to help her find a restroom when she starts to fill her panties?

>>37234642
>the 100 emoji memes in the ring of blood
lol

>>37247750

Not him, but the fact that she's so broken that she derives comfort from spilling my blood, and is deeply thankful for me for this allowance.

I'd almost be willing to bear it if there was any hope to patch up her damaged emotional state. I want to give her a lavender bubble bath and tell her it's going to be okay while I still have fresh bandaged wounds on me.

>from another world, literally or metaphorically, but not one of the spooky ones
>way of thinking is less constrained than mine, doesn't give a thought to memes or the here and now, reaches for eternity
>knows where I want to go and will take me there

File: 5years a cuck.jpg (106KB, 724x602px) Image search: [Google]

106KB, 724x602px

i know it's overly wordy, but she's the only one who could ever possibly accept me

>>37234621
>tfw been slowly slipping back into this mode of thinking over the past few years
It's so fucking terrible, it's like hell on earth for you and everyone around you. Man, I just wanted to be different

File: transbian.png (26KB, 1027x721px) Image search: [Google]

26KB, 1027x721px

My dream desu

>>37247958
Perfect except for being an anime casual and not liking lolis.

File: IMG_5934.jpg (88KB, 480x602px) Image search: [Google]

88KB, 480x602px

>>37234541
>Try to make one of these
>Realize the things she's saying are all just things I would say to a gf
>All I want is a female clone of myself

Is this unusual?

are fembots allowed to make ones about themselves?
seems like even some guys go completly off the formula just to self post

>>37248144
She wants to watch classic stuff like Lain and Utena. She's not vehemently against lolis, she just doesnt like mindless pandering, hurr durr pantyshot and whatnot.

File: dream gf.png (27KB, 1168x748px) Image search: [Google]

27KB, 1168x748px

I'm really bad at this.

its so hard to actually imagine having a gf in real life situations with real conversation topics and activities after so many years of isolation i could barely think of 10 things to write.

>>37247275
Those things aren't mutually exclusive.
>>37247297
Are you [x] all of the above?

>>37248335
I don't do drugs
Forgive that

>>37245902
pretty much all except weed, traps and bitcoin

>>37248272
>not liking both
Complete plebeian

File: jcgfton.png (25KB, 874x573px) Image search: [Google]

25KB, 874x573px

>tfw no gf to show me the infinite wonders of nanotechnology

File: slej;elkj;.png (31KB, 700x700px) Image search: [Google]

31KB, 700x700px

here's mine guis, really enoying all your pics

File: 1435246027580.png (443KB, 655x653px) Image search: [Google]

443KB, 655x653px

>>37246370
>implying robot lives have any meaning

>>37234621
My gf is diagnosed bpd. Its truly like waking on eggshells. Does she really hate you? Is she just trying to make you mad? Is it a shit test? Constantly running through your head. You never truly know. I love her though, and i know its not her fault

>>37248181
I don't think it's unusual. Post it if you want, worst case is someone calls your waifu trash but who cares, it's an anonymous image board.

>>37248241
If a "fembot" did that she'd be doing it purely for attention. I think only one guy posted himself, and he did it to mock other people for being similar to him.

>>37248401
Best one I've seen in this thread.

>>37248454
It's completely her fault. Get her some CBT and stop enabling her.

>>37248357
What you actually do doesn't really matter that much to me, I listed it because I tend to have some of the best conversations with people who have experience with psychedelics. I suppose I should make a distinction here, that it's the more introspective types who use it for self-reflection I really get on with, rather than addicts or degenerates.
I don't use psychedelics much these days, but I might drop if I had the right person to share the experience with. I do vape thc occasionally to unwind, I enjoy the feeling.

>>37248530
Psychedelics terrify me because I don't want to permanently alter my mind.

>>37248181
The only person who could truly understand you is you yourself.

>>37248558
I haven't found any evidence that LSD, DMT, mushrooms or peyote cause any degenerative effects. It's research chemicals like nbome and harder stuff that you need to worry about.

File: my ex.png (35KB, 871x527px) Image search: [Google]

35KB, 871x527px

broke up with this chick a week ago...

>>37248530
Well I can please that desire then

>>37234541
typed in the nhentai link, (nhentai.net/g/166423/)
and definitely approve of it's content.

File: gf.png (30KB, 1449x685px) Image search: [Google]

30KB, 1449x685px

Do you think that my standards are a bit too high?

>>37248809
I want to take Artemis' divine virginity

File: pls.jpg (33KB, 700x500px) Image search: [Google]

33KB, 700x500px

>tfw no wife gf

File: rare-historical-photos-57-579a05302988b__880.jpg (166KB, 880x1140px) Image search: [Google]

166KB, 880x1140px

>>37234541
Lol, I'm your girl OP. But I don't know why you'd want this.

>>37237861
>>37237786
>Lasers would probably be best PD
Kinetic projectiles will never go out of style my friend

File: ahegao.png (79KB, 200x200px) Image search: [Google]

79KB, 200x200px

>>37248946
How many times a day do you schlick, and to what kind of stuff?

File: adadad.png (21KB, 900x735px) Image search: [Google]

21KB, 900x735px

Would anyone here date this?

>>37248989
Source on that pic
Anshdhbfbfycnms

>>37248946
Because i'm very lewd myself

>>37239197
Getting a gf just to satisfy a fetish is not a good idea.

Even though my dick would be hard 24/7 if she kept telling me how much she has to pee.

>>37248855
>ywn have a cute gf who genuinely, desperately loves you, and wants to have an entire soccer team with you

And she would be so overjoyed to give birth to YOUR child.

>>37248999
Sounds reasonable enough, especially the bottom quote, since frankly I'd think/say the same thing. The rest of it doesn't seem weird or anything like that that, so yeah, I think longer gf is date material.

>>37248999
That sounds horifying

>>37235177
Truly patrician taste my dear friend.

>>37248946
Because I want my house to reek like vagina

>>37248999
Most of that sounds aight, is zat you?

>>37248999
Sounds pretty hot, nice digits also.

File: 1442654168730.jpg (7KB, 249x228px) Image search: [Google]

7KB, 249x228px

>>37248999
Sounds pretty good
7/10