>Go on the bus >Get up >bus moves forward, fall back

>>37233627
Nothing ruins your mood like missing the bus by seconds and being stuck at the stop for 30-60 minutes for the next one.

Everyone on public transport seems so rude, but maybe its cause the busses, subway cars, etc look and feel like shit. I don't get antsy or mad when i take the commuter train

>>37233627
You sound like a slutty submissive little boy. Be my gf and I'll give you all the rides you want. I'll even drive you places too.

>>37233986
This

OP needs a daddy to service

>>37233627
>FUCK public transport.

Because it's public transports fault you're a clumsy fucking loser?

You're supposed to hold on to the various straps and bars and handles designed to prevent this from happening.

>>37233927
Most people in my meme town who take the bus are failures and hardcore alchies that have 5 DUIs

I use the bus because is cheaper,
not that I have a choice, but i'd still use it if I had a car

>>37234119

For you to make this claim, you're either the alcoholic or the failure. I'm guessing the latter.

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>>37234532
not really. I went to a craft beer festival and got smashed so I took the bus for a few miles and saw all the freaks that were on the bus that day

>>37233627
>On busy bus
>Get seat next to random wagie
>About 50 yr old mother type hops on
>Walks up to my seat and asks to have it
>Said no, I wouldn't consider her elderly
> She starts getting Angry, says it again louder
>People start looking at me
>Beta out and let her have my seat
>Get off at next stop and walk 30 mins
Fuck the bus