what is the worst trouble you ever got into at school. I had

>>37232870
Skipped 2 saturday detentions.
Got ISS(in school suspension) for 3 days.
Def the best 3 days of school i ever had.
It was me and all the degenerates in the balcony of the auditorium just chillin and sleepin for 3 days while some sub read the newspaper.

>>37232990
did you fail anything major since you were suspended and not in class

I was suspended for a day for ditching prayer service every day for a year. Worth it.

>>37233016
Fuck no it was only 3 days. You probably wont believe me but im the typical under achiever smart kid. Was in all the toughest classes and could learn stuff quickly so id fuck around then cram and be fine. Didnt make one bit of difference.
Also im in a good mood so funny story while i was there.
>Fat mexican kid named "germaro" who we called "germ" for short
hes in ISS with me
>Eating lunch on some styrofoam tray.
>Sub is asleep
>Taps me on the shoulder and says watch this
>Opens his milk and chucks the whole thing over his shoulder up and into the folded up bleachers.
>It sprays everywhere and drips down all over them.
>Seriously start dying of laughter.
>Then crumples tray filled with food and shoves it into one of the compressed seats.
Good times

>>37232870
>Listened to a kid sing over old smokey with a violent twist in elementary school
>make up an equally violent version about a girl I didn't like
>ratfink classmate tells her about it and i get in trouble with my mom, spend the next hour crying in class

I was never a bad kid.

I just got beaten up and stuff.

I tripped a bully. Got ISS and detention for like a week. That was like in 5th grade

In 10th grade I got computer privileges taken away for a semester because I kept playing newgrounds during lunch

got sent outside of the classroom for asking for a friend's pencil. it's was a substitute teacher who thought i was being rude

never really been in any real trouble I guess

>>37232870
got suspended for telling my german teacher i took a shower with his mother in german. he told administration i said i want to have sex with his mother in german

>homecoming dance
>roastie teacher shows up drunk, starts grinding with a bunch of students
>find her at peak drunkness, dance with her
>suspended for three days and made to go to a seminar about consent/personal space the following weekend
>seminar presented by an extremely flamboyant gay guy wearing a Ren and Stimpy T-shirt
>teacher apologized to everyone; got fired

Sounds like some shit out of a hentai comic. You can't make this up.

for no apparent reason decided to draw hardcore porn on an ap exam. i dont even know what was going through my head to this day. i assume my aspergers just became really strong when i couldnt deal with failing the exam, which was going to happen.

luckily i got off with a slap on the wrist because i had a flawless record otherwise.

I was suspended from school for 6 weeks, had to attend several meetings with the superintendent of the school district and 4 weeks of mandatory therapy before I was allowed to return to school.

The reason for all this. One day in 3rd grade walking to art class another kid was stepping on the heels of my shoes. After we got there and started on whatever my dumb 3rd grade art project was, I mimed throwing the pair of safety scissors I had at him like a ninja star. They slipped out of my hand and hit him in the back leaving a small red mark but not breaking the skin. Can you believe it? Just for that.

After, at the superintendent's meeting a week later they demanded to know minor details I had no way of remembering such as how exactly was I holding the scissors? The whole situation was way too heavy and I was totally flummoxed by having a big table of very serious adults in suits and ties interrogating me.

In the end I think they basically assumed that I was lying about it being an accident and had basically tried to stab the other kid in the back as revenge. I remember being so upset at the injustice of it all that during my first therapy session I sat completely mute and immobile staring at a corner of the ceiling for the entire hour in protest.

Following this incident I was forever branded as a problem child in the school district and more suspensions and over-strict punishments followed me for the rest of my time there, all the way to graduation. As some kind of misguided attempt to reform my behavior.

I had like two weeks of no recess in fourth grade and had to eat lunch in the teachers classroom because I lied about writing in my agenda book.

The guy was an ass. Could tell he was a lolbert from all the "life skills" posters he had on the wall.

>>37234190
Another one was simply I just turned to my friend in elementary school and said "the recess ladies were buttholes". Butthurt Sikh kid who was bullied for wearing a turban told on me and I got in trouble and had to write an apology letter.