Fembots describe yourself

>>37151081
Oh boy, here come the "cook him a good meal!" faggots again.

I can hardly fucking wait.

>>37151081
I hate these fucking threads and I really wish fembot threads didn't exist, you fucking sluts should kill yourselves

but i just wanted to say i really like that picture

>>37151081
This isn't a job interview for you to masturbate on, you pathetic virgin. Kill yourself.

>Eye Color
stop making this thread
>Hair Color
stop making this thread
>Hairstyle
stop making this thread
>Facial Aesthetics (Give a number or say something like "average")
stop making this thread
>Race/Ethnicity
stop making this thread
>Skintone
stop making this thread
>Waist (Skinny, Slender, Chubby, Fat)
stop making this thread
>Breasts
stop making this thread
>Ass
stop making this thread
>Legs/Thighs
stop making this thread
>Hips
stop making this thread
>Height
stop making this thread
>Country
stop making this thread
>Age
stop making this thread
>Voice (Deep? Attractive? Feel free to post vocaroo)
stop making this thread
>Attractive personality qualities
stop making this thread
>Your kinks/fetishes
stop making this thread
>What you'd do for your man if you'd want to spoil him
stop making this thread
>What's your hobby
stop making this thread

>>37151127
you, I really like you! KEK

This meme needs to end.
Take it to >>>/soc/ you cancerous cretin

>>37151932
It was dead... so why bump it?
for me... I don't have anything to do

>>37151081
i did this the other day

im good, thanks

>brown
>blackish brown
>long and straight
>exotically average but been rated 7-8
>white/native ametican
>pale-ish
>pretty slim
>small ish
>Small ish
>okay
>wide ish
>5'3"
>Canada
>19
>Average voice
>I'm pretty friendly
>being loved
>I am awkward and distant
>drawing/reading

>>37152203
Do you wanna be my egirlfriend
I'm 18 year old white boy from America
What's your kik
Or I'll give you mine

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>posted a fake description
>thirsty fuccboi keeps asking for contact
>gave him a throwaway
>we talked for a few hours in discord
>keeps asking me for a picture of muh face
>told him i was really a guy and just wanted to make friends
>he blocked me

>>37151081
>>Eye Color
Blue
>>Hair Color
Brown
>>Hairstyle
Hair on head mostly
>>Facial Aesthetics (Give a number or say something like "average")
Slightly above average
>>Race/Ethnicity
Slav
>>Skintone
Skin c#
>>Waist (Skinny, Slender, Chubby, Fat)
Slender
>>Breasts
Average
>>Ass
Better since I started to run
>>Legs/Thighs
Leggish
>>Hips
Average
>>Height
165 cm
>>Country
Slovakia
>>Age
19
>>Voice (Deep? Attractive? Feel free to post vocaroo)
Average pitch for women
>>Attractive personality qualities
I'm nice, "smart", good physique
>>Your kinks/fetishes
Orgy
>>What you'd do for your man if you'd want to spoil him
I would [spoil]spoil[/spoil] him
>>What's your hobby
Dancing, bike, reading
>cont of
Cont of

>>37152278
Sure, give me your kik!

>>37152367
Hhheee333

>added hobby
At least you're improving.

>>37151138
WHAT are you ON

someone makes a survey and you blame the people it's aimed at? you think if someone made a robot survey you'd blame the men?

FUCK OFF
Also FUCK OFF OP this is a fucking SOC thread and you should literally get the fuck out.

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>tfw met a 9/10 aryan goddess in this thread who is full on stacy

>tfw I sent a pic of myself to her

>tfw she complete destroys me with insults calling me a shitskin cretin

h-haha...nice thread guys

>>37152672
>>tfw met a 9/10 aryan goddess in this thread who is full on stacy
>>tfw I sent a pic of myself to her
>>tfw she complete destroys me with insults calling me a shitskin cretin
she sounds cool, what's her kik?

>>37152672
at least she(he) didn't make fun of you here

>>37140619

>>37152699
nigger does it look like i got her kik, i did get her instagram tho but not giving it away

>>37152730
Tbh that thread triggered the fuck out of me. Any guy who thinks he's is too good for a girl like that shouldn't fucking leave this board right now.

>>37152734
>instagram

sorry son, but it looks like you've been catfished

>>37152367
I was the one who posted that I don't have a kik

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>>37152662
I'm OP, here a question for you

>>37153366
>shameless bump

fucknigger

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>>37153479
>all week these threads max replies while I'm at work
>finally can monitor one and it dies instantly

>>37153479
you are available? nigger?

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>>37151081
>Eye Color
Green
>Hair Color
Black
>Hairstyle
Bobcut
>Facial Aesthetics (Give a number or say something like "average")
Pretty good.
>Race/Ethnicity
Asian/Latina
>Skintone
White
>Waist (Skinny, Slender, Chubby, Fat)
Slender
>Breasts
C
>Ass
Hometown(fit and bubbly)
>Legs/Thighs
Slender and bit?
>Height
5'8"
>Country
USA
>Age
22
>Voice (Deep? Attractive? Feel free to post vocaroo)
ok, pretty standard
>Attractive personality qualities
Optimism
Yearning 2 die
Direct
>Your kinks/fetishes
Vanilla
>What you'd do for your man if you'd want to spoil him
Cook, clean up after him, buy into his hobbies/interest, handholding.
>What's your hobby
Drawing, working out, and more recently DnD

>>37154122
>Optimism
>Vanilla
Nice.
>Yearning 2 die
Not that I don't understand the feeling, but why?
>DnD
What sort of character are you playing?

>>37151081
>Eye Color
Dark green
>Hair Color
Dark brown
>Hairstyle
Long/semi curly
>Facial Aesthetics (Give a number or say something like "average")
My brother tells me I'm pretty all the time
>Race/Ethnicity
White-Latina/Cuban
>Skintone
White/Fair
>Waist (Skinny, Slender, Chubby, Fat)
Semi-fit
>Breasts
36D
>Ass
Full but not THICC
>Legs/Thighs
Sexy. I got the upper thigh triangle
>Hips
Child bearing
>Height
5'7
>Country
USA
>Age
25
>Voice (Deep? Attractive? Feel free to post vocaroo)
Cute/tomboyish
>Attractive personality qualities
I love to make people happy. I'm a good cook
>Your kinks/fetishes
Brocon/Cumplay/Making guys cum
>What you'd do for your man if you'd want to spoil him
Massage him all over or cook favorite meal
>What's your hobby
Video games/Exercising

>>37154122
Into any sports or vidya? What kind of stuff do you like to draw?

Can I hold your hand while we walk through a busy crowd on our date in the city?

>Eye Color
hazel
>Hair Color
black
>Hairstyle
short/medium, but above shoulders
>Facial Aesthetics (Give a number or say something like "average")
5 or 6
>Race/Ethnicity
mixed
>Skintone
a little tan
>Waist (Skinny, Slender, Chubby, Fat)
slender
>Breasts
Ecups
>Ass
normal I think
>Legs/Thighs
slim but not very long
>Hips
normal looking hips
>Height
5'2
>Country
USA
>Age
18
>Voice (Deep? Attractive? Feel free to post vocaroo)
Normal I hope, I wouldnt know
>Attractive personality qualities
I like jokes and care a lot about people. I can be kind of autistic sometimes
>Your kinks/fetishes
Im not saying them in public
>What you'd do for your man if you'd want to spoil him
Get him a new game on steam and play it together with snacks and blankets
>What's your hobby
Gaming, Gardening, Cooking, Reading. I like to write sometimes too

>>37154122
>working out
Oh great, a gym rat
>and more recently DnD
And it has friends to gather with

This poster is so not a robot

>>37154179
>Not that I don't understand the feeling, but why?
Discontent with myself mixed a bad childhood and an awkward adolescence.
>What sort of character are you playing?
A preachy former street rat rogue who wants to be a honorable person but is stuck with alien hand syndrome which constantly pushes her to infamy with subconscious thievery and backstabbing.

>>37154363
>Into any sports or vidya?
I'm not into sports that much.
Vidya yes, I mainly like RPGs. I'm actually playing through Bloodborne right now which I'm super late on but whatever.
>What kind of stuff do you like to draw?
Monsters and "RPG" stuff.

>>37154677
It's good that you've actually identified some of the reasons that you want to die. I hope you won't, of course, but that was the most important step for me before I could move past it with philosophy and psychological reconditioning.

Your character's a pretty decent concept, too, the alien hand syndrome especially, and it sounds like you actually RP, which I always have trouble finding in my groups.And besides, I'm sure your particular depression/social autism/etc. works against you in a similar way. D&D characters are a nice way to work through one's psyche.

I'd say post drawings but I feel like a lot of people don't like putting their shit out there. Do you tend to stick to action RPGs, or do you play turn-based jRPGs/cRPGs too?

West coast or east coast? Are you single?

>>37154122
What's your favorite D&D class to play as?

Also
>yearning to die
Please don't, you sound like wife material

Can someone be my girlfriend
I'll love you a lot if you say yes

>>37154350
God you sound hot

What kind of games do you play

>>37154595
it's an autistic question but what is your hair like? you sound qt btw

>>37155062
I like slower paced games and I just got into DiRT Rally which is amazing and fun, also really hard

I'm also into this game called Granblue Fantasy

>>37155095
thank you anon but im not
its straight with bangs and I often wear a headband

>>37155180
You're 5'2", not a landwhale, you have some nice hobbies, and you're reserved enough to not flaunt your fetishes on r9k. that sounds pretty qt in my book. What games do you like?

>>37155138
You sound nice. I wanna be your friend. Do you have contact info

>>37151189
you sound cute


originalioli

>>37151189
ayy you got kik?

>>37155394
Uhm sure. I'm a bit shy though so if I don't respond quick I'm sorry

Neudaiz#8714 discord

>>37154350
>My brother tells me I'm pretty all the time
You should bang your brother.

>>37155534
Yes
Hdjfjfjfjdkf

>>37155481
Not even working! Rosties always lead me on I HATE you!!!!!

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>>37155828
But someone from this thread added me and started talking to me

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>>37154852
>I hope you won't, of course
Thank you anon..
>the most important step for me before I could move past it with philosophy and psychological reconditioning
Its good you found a peace of mind for yourself anon, thats a huge step forward for what seems like the majority of robutts.
>Your character's a pretty decent concept, too, the alien hand syndrome especially, and it sounds like you actually RP
Thank you! I actually have 8 years worth of RP Forum/Game experience.
>which I always have trouble finding in my groups
Next to inexperience players I think the secondary difficult thing is to find RPers who've grown up from power fantasy characters. The long term of these players actually got me to stop RPing prior to joining tabletop.
>>37154852
You're right to feel that. I'm not that confident to share my works, but heres a doodle I did for a friend.
>Do you tend to stick to action RPGs, or do you play turn-based jRPGs/cRPGs too?
I pretty much play any type.
>West coast or east coast? Are you single?
East, yes.

>>37154950
I've only played as a Cleric and Rogue so far (the first was a nightmare), so for now we'll see rogue although I kind've want to try out a Paladin.
>Please don't, you sound like wife material
Thanks onii-chan.

>>37155870
NOT ME
Origo

>>37155962
post yours and i'll add you anon

>>37151127
those ladies have probably been around fatsos in their formative years. thats the impression I get from the sheer amount of times cooking is mentioned for spoiling dudes.

>>37155875
>8 years of RP forum/game experience
Wew, I remember when I did the former many years ago. Never again.
>find RPers who've grown up from power fantasy characters
Exactly what I mean, the number of players who either munchkin the fuck out or play as their Mary Sue special snowflake is incredible. What edition are you playing, by the way? Of course, casters are going to be a hell of a lot more difficult to play, mechanically, so a Rogue's a good idea. Have you played other tabletop systems?
And as long as you don't have >that DM trying to make you fall in stupid ways, Paladin's a lot of fun.

Cute doodle, too! It looks like your understanding of anatomy and perspective is pretty good, at the very least. No backwards hands!

>East, yes.
Would you be up for email or discord or something?

>>37156044
Post pics first

Viw

(East) European fembots please respond and be my clingy vidya gf

Rip bread rii

>>37156286
Oh man I feel so bad for you anon.

You are completely clueless on how to talk to fembots.

First of all this conversation is boring as fuck. You sound like generic robot #2345 . She literally sounds boring in the way she replies back to you.

Second you fucking typed way too much. You think she wants to read all that shit when you just met? She gets messages like this dozens of times a day and she is probably way too tired to read through your paragraph that she's read through over and over again.

She ghosted you before you could even exchange contacts.

>>37156839
Why don't you just let him learn through experience instead of being a dick?

>>37156893
nigger its called constructive criticism.

I wasn't completely shitting on him, I atleast gave him some advice to fix himself.

>>37156839
>>37156893
>>37156948
>>37156948
You both are stupid. Normal thing on robots.

>>37156948
You didn't, but I'm not surprised since you sound like a fucking faggot.

Stop trying to play Chad. You can't pull it off.

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>>37151081
more of this kind of pics?

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>>37157115
this is a very original reply dont mute me

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>>37157115
plus ops pic in the last thread
not sure if there are more of these things

>>37157143
>>37157166
Thank you, but what's up with the election meme on this?
also is this girl have a name?

>>37151081
>>Eye Color
blue hazel
>>Hair Color
light brown/dirty blonde, i don't know which more accurately describes it
>>Hairstyle
short, like a pixie cut, but i never style it because i hate the texture of shit in my hair
>>Facial Aesthetics (Give a number or say something like "average")
4/10, my jaw is lopsided, eyebags/dark circle combo, horrible acne and acne scars
>>Race/Ethnicity
white, nothing but pure european blood from my ancestors
>>Skintone
disgustingly pale, visible viens
>>Waist (Skinny, Slender, Chubby, Fat)
chubby, 26 BMI desu
>>Breasts
D, but very saggy
>>Ass
It's not shapely but it's fat alright
>>Legs/Thighs
Fat thighs with saddlebags, but toned & solid calves
>>Hips
wide
>>Height
5 feet
>>Country
America
>>Age
18
>>Voice (Deep? Attractive? Feel free to post vocaroo)
God told me not to talk to strangers or he'd kill me
>>Attractive personality qualities
I can fart alot and pretty loudly if I eat lots of meat. I can also open soda bottle with my big toe and index toe. I can screech like a capuchin monkey, and I'm double jointed.
>>Your kinks/fetishes
Dicks and pussies and puke
>>What you'd do for your man if you'd want to spoil him
Stop using the internet
>>What's your hobby
hentai, picking at my skin, fighting myself, dreaming that god will save me, going to see my therapist, being constipated because im a fucking retard who eats too much cheesy treats, eating jellybeans, retro gaming, anime, and and petting my doggy

you stupid whore...how dare you ghost me?! do you have any idea what i am capable of? i know you're in here you attention seeking cunt. next time delete your exif data dumb ho BITCH ahahaha

>>37157261
CaIm down nigga.

>>37157218
the girl's called pipi apparently
not sure what you mean by election meme but seems like the meme here is pepe gets a gf (who may or may not have a peener) and theyre super happy together

>>37156948
lets keep it real here since this is 4chan i can be completely honest with you my robobro! you're doing it all wrong here man, thinking anybody wants your advice? thinking you have any advice to actually give to anyone? no way brother man what you really should be doing right now its giving yourself a fucking lobotomy! yeah that's the ticket.
try it out and thank me later dude!

>>37157278
nigga? fuck off retard or you're going to get got as well

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>>37157166
>>37157218
A fembot I met in this thread drew those pictures. Here's another one she drew, this one is my favorite.

>>37157237
You sound like a fucking mess.

>>37157392
It's too bad you deleted the first one. I really got a sense of how much you admired her there.

>>37157324
Cool
>>37157326
I meant about the MAGA hat and "I'm with her" hat. never mind
>>37157324
But she did not draw the first one the one I posted, right? it's seems diffrent style.
If you can, tell her to draw more of them doing stuff together(with a fairytale vibe)

>>37157237
I don't think you're real but how would I contact you?

bumpadiddlygumperdumper

>>37157415
oh that
people have been shooping maga hats onto pepe ironically since the election race. hilary took advantage of this and called pepe a hate symbol which made more people put maga hats onto everything. and now we have more pepe memes with maga hats just because we wanted to piss off hilary :^)

>>37151081
>Eye Color
Green
>Hair Color
Brown
>Hairstyle
Long hair
>Facial Aesthetics (Give a number or say something like "average")
Get rated 8 and 9 on soc
>Race/Ethnicity
Slav
>Skintone
White
>Waist (Skinny, Slender, Chubby, Fat)
Slender
>Breasts
Cs
>Ass
I squat
>Legs/Thighs
Thighs too big for my liking
>Hips
Womanly af
>Height
5ft 4
>Country
UK
>Age
19
>Voice (Deep? Attractive? Feel free to post vocaroo)
It's okay but my accent is annoying
>Attractive personality qualities
Some people find my autism funny
>Your kinks/fetishes
Im into everything
>What you'd do for your man if you'd want to spoil him
I cook very well
>What's your hobby
I have a lot lot lot. Sailing, running, history, guitar, piano, reading, sculpture, painting etc

>>37158901
>Im into everything
What would it take to make you my mindless human toilet rapeslave to abuse daily

>>37158947
my bf already does that

>>37158901
>sailing
How about I sail into your pants after making your vag soaking wet from my amazing personality

>Blue eyes
>Face 7/10
>White
>5'4"
If you're under 6'4" you're invisible to me

>>37158901
>8 and 9
why you are here?

>>37158960
Where did you meet? Also does your bf let dogs fuck you and shit in your mouth? I just wana know.

>>37159104
Came here when I was 13 and stayed. I don't like to talk to people irl and apparently have questionable ways of dealing with others. Endless supply of dicks doesn't replace the need for real life friends, let me just tell you that.

>>37159122
It was actually the greatest coincidence it could've been. I was drunk on a walk one night (at a safe place, dw) and he was also super drunk. He was sitting on this one bench and I walked up to him, said hi, hugged him. We ended up kissing the same night and we've been together for 7 months now. After the first night, turned out he's got anxiety, also goes on r9k, and would not talk to me that night if he was not drunk.

Very lucky desu.

>>37159193
What. What an insane coincidence. I'm pissed off. The fuck.

But my question

>>37159193
>need for real life friends
hope you the best, then because some real, but real friends are sometimes are your only lifeline.

>>37151081
>Green eyes.
>Brown hair cut like a boy that still sticks in odd angles no matter how I brush it.
>Farmer's tan with untouched parts being extremely pale.
>C-cups and ass cheeks that fit in each hand.
>Can't keep weight and have violin hips.
>Literally the only thing I find attractive are my naturally long legs and wide hips, but they don't do much without a full figure.
>My legs are the only defined, strong parts because I don't own a car and walk everywhere.
>Documentary voice with little inflection.
>Paranoid schizophrenic with "delusions" about a secret society tracking me and fucking with my shit, and sometimes hallucinate people in the corner of my eye or voices in the distance talking about me.
>Guys in high school saw me interacting with people they couldn't see and never dared to get near me.
>Now rapidly developing porn problem.
>Love horror movies.

If I had a bf and wanted to spoil him I'd probably suck him dry. I've heard you can make cum taste good, so it's cool. Or I'd just do whatever he wanted me to do, like a little pet.

Life is pretty neato.

>>37159568
photo of legs?

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>>37151081
hazel
black
buzzed
average
white
pale
chubbty
small
big
muscular
narrow
5'11
USA
25
very deep
none
bdsm
leave him alone
video games

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I'm throughly convinced 99% of "fembots" that post in these threads are men. They never post their faces in "faces of /r9k/" threads, never post in infograph threads, they never post in survey threads, they never post contact info in these thread, yet I'm supposed to believe there's enough women on this board to reach posting limit on 15+ fembot threads everyday when there's "coincidentally" the same number of trap/homo threads as well .

Give me a fucking break and give it a rest faggots

>>37158999
Trips confirm, manlets btfo

>>37159568
A good little schizo whore pet.
God, that sounds fucking amazing.

>>37159722
I'm not what to be rough but... you are a man?

>>37159842
They probably don't post in "faces of /r9k/ threads because 99.9% of the time they're fucking normalfag garbage

>>37152360
what is Slovakia like

>>37154122
post some drawings

also, could you (or anybody) give me some tips of getting into tabletop games? I've always wanted to try em but I have no friends. Heard you could play online though. I downloaded a bunch of Pathfinder books a while back and it looked interesting but I gave up on it.

>>37160414
Gaming stores (that is, those focused on card/tabletop) and some comic shops will usually have a few games running. If you already know a bit of Pathfinder, there's Pathfinder Society, for instance. You can browse Craigslist for groups recruiting or check out something like Roll20, where people are searching for members for various games. /tg/ has Game Finding threads like >>>/tg/53329495 too. Most groups are pretty happy to help you build a character and allow you to adjust to learning the rules, though of course there are going to be dicks in anything.

>>37151081
>gray eyes
>short, dark brown, wavy hair
>1/10
>White Irish
>Average skin, if a bit pale
>Average waist
>Almost no breasts
>No ass
>Ugly, blotchy, muscly legs
>Barely visible hips
>5'9
>Ireland
>18
>Deep, awkward voice
>literally nothing, I'm boring, repetitive and anyone who ever liked me got bored with me in less than half a year
>mild bdsm
>anything, I'd do anything for someone stupid enough to actually like me
>computers and a bit of photography
I'm here to make everyone else feel better about themselves

>>37160528
>5'9
>I'm here to make everyone else feel better about themselves

well thanks, I'm a man and I'm 5'7
I'm joking, I'm really 5'7, but it's not a problem

>>37160616
It's okay, I'm too tall to be really desirable as a girl. You're not alone in being fucked over by height anyway.

>>37160528
Thanks for posting this. I'm an ugly robot and have been turned down by all the average looking "fembots" here. Nice to actually have a real fembot posting.

If it wasn't for me living in the U.S. and ou living in ireland i would 100% ask for contact info.

>>37160652
well at least I'm in italy, so is not really a problem, and yes, every one that I know is somewhat more tall than me, but hey, I accepted this, and sometimes they say I'm cute and maybe is a cliche but I, sometimes like tall girl...

>>37160528
Do you play vidya? Say yes and be my gf now.

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Blue
Brown
Long hair with bangs
Average face
White
Pale
Slim
28G
Flat ass
Leggy legs
Hips in proportion to bust??
4'8
Brit
21
Ugly voice
I have no attractive qualitied
My fetish is holding hands
I'd SUCC
My hobby is kms

>>37161533
>28G
>4'8
Jesus...

>>37161533
I'm gonna need a pic...

>>37161533
>i have no attractive qualities
>4'8
if you're real will you marry me even if I'm american
i have a great recipe for tea
you get the water from the Boston harbor

>>37161791
m-marry me then

>>37161768
you first

>>37161621
are you that disgusted?

lets get a highscore system going for girls that ghosted you from these threads

I'm at 2 so far

>>37151081
>Eye Color Brown
>Hair Color Brown
>Hairstyle Ponytail everyday the same
>Facial Aesthetics (Give a number or say something like "average") around a nice 2.5/10 nice skelly look all the time somehow
>Race/Ethnicity Mixed aryan/nigerian
>Skintone Pale brown but kinda green because I don't go outside
>Waist (Skinny, Slender, Chubby, Fat) overweight weight 78 kg
>Breasts In the way kind of big
>Ass Nigger genes so big unfortunately
>Legs/Thighs thick because of fat nice calves desu
>Hips proportionate
>Height 177 cm
>Country Aus
>Age 23
>Voice (Deep? Attractive? Feel free to post vocaroo) Like a 12 year old boy but phlegm
>Attractive personality qualities I laugh at my own jokes
>Your kinks/fetishes
Femdom and Bdsm where I would theoretically be the dom
>What you'd do for your man if you'd want to spoil him I have never had close contact with the opposite sex so I would just buy them gifts
>What's your hobby
Pirating vidya and drawing

>>37161953
>m-marry me then
don't tempt me because i'll fuggin do it
also how can your voice sound bad if you're from a country where you accent automatically gives +10 attractiveness?

>>37159722
ay tryna get married

>>37161533
you like yanks?

>>37162055
Marry me pls
My voice is bad because I hear myself on recordings and I'm like 'noooo'

>>37162145
yanks are my favorite

>>37161953
Not disgusted, surprised...
I've never seen a girl that short who is also that busty.

>>37162171
got throwaway for a yank?

>>37158901
>I have a lot lot lot. Sailing, running, history, guitar, piano, reading, sculpture, painting etc

How the fuck do people have the energy for this stuff?

>ITT: Thirsty idiots falling for men pretending to be women

>>37162171
>Marry me pls
>My voice is bad because I hear myself on recordings and I'm like 'noooo'
i'm willing to bet that you sound much better than you think
if you want to talk more, [email protected]

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Fembot, I want to make you a mother.

>>37162171
Everyone hates their voice on recording

>>37162182
>>37162171
Other anon dropped their email so I might as well drop mine to compete
[email protected]

>>37162179
I get that a lot, shit happens i guess

>>37162303
nice gmail my dude, but i dont use that

>>37162307
Really? It makes me cringe like nails on a board

>>37162363
What kind of contact do you use smol one?

>>37162363
>nice gmail my dude, but i dont use that
wow bruh you're already divorcing me? is this revenge for us divorcing king george?

>>37162386
Just discord really, thats about it welp

>>37162417
Can I get your discord?

>>37162008
>fellow aussie
Where you from?

>Eye Color
>Hair Color
Brown
>Hairstyle
Long himecut
>Facial Aesthetics (Give a number or say something like "average")
Hard to say, 14 year old aesthetics I guess
>Race/Ethnicity
White/Japanese
>Skintone
Warm
>Waist (Skinny, Slender, Chubby, Fat)
Slender
>Breasts
Small
>Ass
Thicc
>Legs/Thighs
Thicc
>Hips
i-idk? I like them
>Height
5'0
>Age
18
>Voice (Deep? Attractive? Feel free to post vocaroo)
Sound like a child
>Attractive personality qualities
Understanding, caring, really loyal and kind of clingy.
>Your kinks/fetishes
I don't think about sex a whole lot
>What you'd do for your man if you'd want to spoil him
Draw or paint him something, in general just make art dedicated to him
>What's your hobby
Art, /x/ stuff, collecting dolls and film

>>37161533
This >>37161768

For scientific purposes, of course.

>>37151081
>Eye colour
Brown
>Hair color
Black
>Hairstyle
Long, a bit past shoulder length
>Facial Aesthetics
I look okay sorta - average
>Race
Asian
>Skintone
Pale Asian
>Waist
Slightly thicc
>Breast
B cup, perky
>Ass
Kinda big
>Legs
Pretty good legs, thicker thighs
>Height
167cm
>Country
Australia
>Age
22
>Voice
Unique a little bit deep
>Attractive personality qualities
Extremely optimistic, try to be positive can get overly excited sometimes but I always mean well
>My kinks and fetishes
Virgin don't really know yet
>What's your hobby
I like hiking and playing games sometimes I sperg out a bit and collect rocks or other neato things I find. Really enjoy being in nature

>>37162417
Add ViceCity#6374
on discord

>>37162481
Would you share you contact info?

>>37161533
Whereabouts bb you wanna hang out wif another kms fan?

>>37162363
I've been told I have a really smooth and deep voice but I absolutely cannot stand listening to myself

>>37162494
>Asian
>Australia
Go back

>>37162523
That was quite rude

>>37162531
Not as rude as not being in your own country gook

>>37162481
could you draw something for me? just a quick doodle

>>37162434
Doing it wrong

>>37162500
Doing it right

Girls don't like posting their Discord because they get a million guys trying to orbit them. On the other hand, no one is going to add a guy at random.

>Eye Color
Brown
>Hair Color
Brown
>Hairstyle
Long, wavy
>Facial Aesthetics (Give a number or say something like "average")
Kinda mousey looking :\
>Race/Ethnicity
Polish American
>Skintone
White
>Waist (Skinny, Slender, Chubby, Fat)
Skinny
>Breasts
On the small side
>Ass
Petite
>Legs/Thighs
Skinny
>Hips
Averageish
>Height
5'4
>Country
USA
>Age
22
>Voice (Deep? Attractive? Feel free to post vocaroo)
I'm from Kentucky so I kind of talk like a hick. I've tried to clean it up though.
>Attractive personality qualities
I'm shy but people usually like me once they get to know me. I've been told I'm a good listener.
>Your kinks/fetishes
Rape, Non-consent, impregnation
>What you'd do for your man if you'd want to spoil him
Hm, probably wait on him hand and foot, give him a massage, or buy him something he would like.
>What's your hobby
Photography, hoop dancing

>>37162545
I've added my current e-friends at random

>>37162494
You sound cute. got contact? what kinda games do you play?

>>37162481
You sound absolutely adorable. Why are you here?

>>37162481
Overly perfect, this has to be bait.

I'm biting anyway, what country/state do you live in?

>>37162434
no post yours pls i dont want endless adds

>>37162554
What do you take pictures of?

>>37162554
Hick accents on women are very hot

>>37162435
coastal NSW
sorry for late reply

>>37162494
>Virgin
>Asian
>Australia
>long hair
>Collects rocks
All my want.

>>37162554
>rape
>non-consent
is there any difference?

>>37162578
Australia lite

>>37162561
I'm severely depressed and /r9k/ is the only place I can get human interaction from thank you though!

>>37162494
>Slightly thicc
>B cup
>Kinda big
You're fat

>>37162558
My computers is a bit busted lately. I usually can only run Minecraft. Sometimes on a good day I can play dark souls and a few random others

>>37162589
Nature, urban decay, anything interesting. I'm going to college for photojournalism.
>>37162591
I'm self conscious about it.

>>37151081
>Eye Color
Hazel. I wear coloured contacts sometimes though
>Hair Color
Black
>Hairstyle
Umm, long
>Facial Aesthetics (Give a number or say something like "average")
tfw when acne. I get told I'm cute a lot though.
>Race/Ethnicity
Anglo masterrace
>Skintone
Glowing-in-the-dark pale
>Waist (Skinny, Slender, Chubby, Fat)
Skinny +++
>Breasts
A ... a-almost
>Ass
Nope. I do squats but it doesn't ever grow.
>Legs/Thighs
STICC
>Hips
Okay. One saving grace.
>Height
5'9''
>Country
Aus
>Age
23
>Voice (Deep? Attractive? Feel free to post vocaroo)
Quiet. People are always telling me to speak up. I don't like speaking.
>Attractive personality qualities
None. I'm a pointless person. I try to be nice to everyone and look after them.
>Your kinks/fetishes
Rape/dom/choking/gentle humiliation/begging/ass+foot worship/knifeplay/cutting
Giving and receiving for all of them.
>What you'd do for your man if you'd want to spoil him
Umm. It depends on what he's into. I'd want it to be really heartfelt and personal. I used to always make little presents for my friends in school so maybe something like that. And cook him whatever his favourite meal is. And massages. And whatever I thought he wanted really.
>What's your hobby
TRAVEL, outdoors stuff like camping and hiking and rockclimbing, looking after animals (I foster guide dog puppies and breed Siamese fighting fish and keep goats and have a pet Alsatian), I play the piano, and I like reading (mostly politics and history now)
I used to be really into warhammer and 40k and rpgs (vidya and tabletop) but don't have time anymore

>>37162638
I wont deny that I'd probs need to lose about 7kg to be at the correct BMI.

>>37162655
Be my self conscious hick friend to tease

>>37162643
Haven't played Minecraft in a bit, but if you wanna play together or chat let me know, I'll drop some contact info.

used to play a lot with my friends on 360

>>37162655
I've also tried to ditch my southern accent, to little effect. People assume I'm retarded the moment I speak.

You should post some pics

>>37162670
Contact method? You sound absolutely adorable
>skinny girl who squats
Have you tried kickbacks and barbell glute raises?

>>37162670
Are you ok with long distance?

>>37162635
I've never talked to someone from NZ so if you want some human interaction I'm down

>>37162670
>tfw no qt stick aus gf

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>Eye Color:
green
>Hair Color:
light blonde
>Hairstyle
>Facial Aesthetics:
average, people say im cute or pretty but i think thats just because im a girl and not hideous looking, i have big eyes i guess thats cute
>Race/Ethnicity
white
>Skintone
very pale, i want to be tan
>Waist (Skinny, Slender, Chubby, Fat)
pretty slender ive lot about 40 pounds in the past year
>Breasts
tiny
>Ass
big
>Legs/Thighs
i have very long slender legs
>Hips
pretty slim
>Height
5'10
>Country
US
>Age
19
>Voice
i think my voice is kinda deep i make it more high pitch or try to at least
>Attractive personality qualities
uhhh i dunno im kinda boring, i guess im a very loyal girlfriend im very committed to whoever im with and put a lot of attention on them
>Your kinks/fetishes
i like,,,,,very rough sex but need lots of babying after
>What you'd do for your man if you'd want to spoil him
cook for him, give him a back rub, make him a drink, watch whatever he wants

>>37162925
cute. young, but cute. got contact?

>>37162925
What part of the US do you live in?

>>37162925
>girl posting that picture
kek, sure

>>37162481
>>37162494
Either one of yall have contact info?

>>37162925
>I want to be tan
Nigger lover

>>37162554
tfw no qt who wants to go explore and show her pictures to you

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>>37154350
>Cubana
Might you be in the best state de la yuma?

Pivot#4210

>>37162711
You can catch me on this server. It's really small and chances are I'd be on sometime tommorow (I've got a 2000 word essay to write in like 16 hours, kinda freaking out) landofgods.net look for grey.

>>37162925
Level of dating experience?

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>>37151081
i love seeing pepe happy

>>37151081
>Eye Color
Brown
>Hair Color
Brown
>Hairstyle
Long, wavy, ponytail
>Facial Aesthetics (Give a number or say something like "average")
10/10 qt
>Race/Ethnicity
White
>Skintone
White
>Waist (Skinny, Slender, Chubby, Fat)
Skinny
>Breasts
C
>Ass
D cup if D cup were translates to ass size
>Legs/Thighs
Thunder thighs
>Hips
None
>Height
5'11"
>Country
USA
>Age
>Voice (Deep? Attractive? Feel free to post vocaroo)
A little deep
>Attractive personality qualities
I am empathetic to your struggles but that's it
>Your kinks/fetishes
Femdom, ddlg, anal
>What you'd do for your man if you'd want to spoil him
I want to be the perfect wife, cook, clean, fuck, the works
>What's your hobby
Playing with my dick

>>37163085
>Femdom, ddlg, anal
>Breasts
>C
>my dick
>Voice
>A little deep
>5'11"
Are you a girl (male)?

>>37154350
Tienes mas rabo que el diablo.

>>37162670
Ay girl you wan somebody to read politics with you in front of a campfire after a good days hike

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>>37151081
>>Eye Color
Grey
>>Hair Color
Black
>>Hairstyle
Bob cut
>>Facial Aesthetics (Give a number or say something like "average")
>>Race/Ethnicity
>>Skintone
>>Waist (Skinny, Slender, Chubby, Fat)
Skinny
>>Breasts
Flat
>>Ass
Flat
>>Legs/Thighs
Small. I have a gap.
>>Hips
Small. I'm a generally thin person.
>>Height
Short.
>>Country
Formally China, currently Canada
>>Age
20
>>Voice (Deep? Attractive? Feel free to post vocaroo)
I don't know actually. I would guess kinda low.
>>Attractive personality qualities
If you like girls that sleep a lot I guess. My dad is rich so maybe one could like that.
>>Your kinks/fetishes
Body/personality shaming other girls.
>>What you'd do for your (wo)man if you'd want to spoil him
I can make cake well.
>>What's your hobby
I like painting warhammer figures. i never played but I paint my brother's sets.

>>37162670
Lemme guess, you live in Adelaide?

>>37151081
>90% of the qualities described are about appearance
Jesus christ

>>37163241
>warhammer
Marry me.

>>37163241
>Race/Ethnicity
>Skintone
I can understand skipping Facial Aesthetics, but why skip these then say you're from China?
What army's your bro playing?

>>37163241
Cute. I'm sure you have some fatal flaws, but this is a cute description.

>>37163241
>my dad is rich
Hello anon

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>>37163241
Shit forgot these.
>>Facial Aesthetics (Give a number or say something like "average")
I have acne so that sucks.
>>Race/Ethnicity
Chinese.
>>Skintone
IRL Tomako.

>>37163302
>I have acne
Hello anon
Qt acne is cute

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>>37163302
>IRL Tomoko
Do you look kind of like her too?

>>37163302
Post pic of you? I wanna see you cutie.

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>>37163241
>Canada
fuckin rite bud lets get some poutine eh

>>37163344
My hair is shorter and nicer. I also wear glasses so I don't notice any bags under my eyes.
>>37163337
Everything is cute to you autistic troglodytes.
>>37163286
The normie Imperial Army

>>37163380
>Everything is cute to you autistic troglodytes.
Wow, anon got fucking rekt.

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>>37163344
Fine. Here. Teehee. Don't hit on me silly boys.

>>37163380
>Imperial army
IT'S FUCKING ASTRA MILITARUM YOU RETARDED ROASTIE REEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>37163380
Post pic. Last time. Im warning you.

>>37163421
>astra militarum
Only newfags use it.

>>37163380
You sound adorable. Willing to post contact info?

>>37163380
You sound really adorable. Willing to post your discord?

>>37163380
You sound cute. Willing to post Facebook?

>>37163380
You sound amazing! Please post your Myspace.

>>37163380
You sound super fucking cute-tastic! Willing to post street address?

>>37163380
You sound asian. Willing to nihao me on snapchat?

>>37163380
Ni ting qilai hen ke ai yuanyi fabu lianxi xinxi Skype?

>>37163380
You sound enchanting. Willing to post kik?

>>37163380
You sound very polite. Willing to apologise to me ay?

>>37163380
Anata wa airashi to omoimasu. Renrakusen o toko shitaidesu ka email?

>>37163380
You do sound non-slut. Willing to be willing to be willing to post a post to be willing to post pic of your family?

>>37163380
sound you adorable Willing to contact your info post?

>>37163380
You sound bait? Willing to derail this thread?

>>37163380
You don't sound. Willing to sound?

>>37151081
>>Eye Color
Green/blue depending on the light
>>Hair Color
black/dark brown
>>Hairstyle
bob, vintage style.
>>Facial Aesthetics (Give a number or say something like "average")
6 or 7?
>>Race/Ethnicity
White
>>Skintone
vampiric
>>Waist (Skinny, Slender, Chubby, Fat)
slender
>>Breasts
D
>>Ass
Fine, I guess.
>>Legs/Thighs
pretty thicc but healthy
>>Hips
slim
>>Height
5'7
>>Country
England
>>Age
19
>>Voice (Deep? Attractive? Feel free to post vocaroo)
Eh
>>Attractive personality qualities
Intelligent, compassionate (in a kind of detached, buddhist way), confident
>>Your kinks/fetishes
BDSM, I"m a switch
>>What you'd do for your man if you'd want to spoil him
I'm not sure. Take him somewhere nice? Buy something he likes? Cook him something?
>>What's your hobby
Playing music, reading (philosophy, history, literature), video games

>Eye Color
I sound like >>37163380
>Hair Color
I sound like >>37163380
>Hairstyle
I sound like >>37163380
>Facial Aesthetics (Give a number or say something like "average")
I sound like >>37163380
>Race/Ethnicity
I sound like >>37163380
>Skintone
I sound like >>37163380
>Waist (Skinny, Slender, Chubby, Fat)
I sound like >>37163380
>Breasts
I sound like >>37163380
>Ass
I sound like >>37163380
>Legs/Thighs
I sound like >>37163380
>Hips
I sound like >>37163380
>Height
I sound like >>37163380
>Country
I sound like >>37163380
>Age
I sound like >>37163380
>Voice (Deep? Attractive? Feel free to post vocaroo)
I sound like >>37163380
>Attractive personality qualities
I sound like >>37163380
>Your kinks/fetishes
I sound like >>37163380
>What you'd do for your man if you'd want to spoil him
I sound like >>37163380
>What's your hobby
I sound like >>37163380

>>37163380
Willing to post your contact sound?

>>37163774
>philosophy
Who's your favorite? What sort of vidya you into?

>>37163774
You sound like my future gf. Willing to post contact info?

>>37163774
You sound like my foretold wife. Willing to post Skype?

>>37163774
>white
>Bob
why

>>37163774
You sound like a person who gets thirsty faggots. Willing to not give them your contact?>>37163802
You sound like a thirsty faggot. Willing to be more pathetic?

>>37163843
I don't know if it's possible, but I'll give it a try.

>>37163774
>>37163380


You both sound sluts. Willing to be my gfs sluts?

>>37163802
>Who's your favorite? What sort of vidya you into?
I find several interesting, like Plato and Aristotle, as well as Kierkegaard and Sartre, Hume, Descarte etc. etc. However, I don't know if I've found one I completely agree with and thus is a favourite.
In terms of vidya, I'm a bit of a RPG fanatic, particularly Obsidian games. I also like strategy games like Civ or Warhammer (Dawn of War).

>>37163774
Do I sound like your bf? I'm willig to be your contact

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>>37163842
Because I like vintage hairstyles like pic related?

>>37163774
You sound like a female. willing to get more pathetic robots?
>>37163802
>>37163842
>>37163861

You sound like patthetic robots. Willing to be her pathetic orbiters?

>>37163907
But you look hideous with a bob

>>37163774
You sound like my future fucktoy. Willing to post tits?

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Sorry to disappoint you, but fembots do not exist.

>>37163937
Who? White girls? I don't think so, but you're within your rights to think that. I like the way I look, and long hair looks atrocious when it's not looked after and I'm not interested in committing that much of my time to my hair.

>>37163962
You don't get to like the way you look whore, this isn't your place.

>>37163802
>>37163811
>>37163830
>>37163843
>>37163863
>>37163880
>>37163911
>>37163949
You have told me nothing about yourselves, and as for >>37163949
I'm not going to be a fucktoy.

>>37163957
The raging autistic virgin is at it again.

>>37164072
Take the pill anre leave, thirsty faggot.

>>37163774
>tfw no enternal vampire with a british accent gf

BITE INTO MY NECK AND TURN ME

>>37164028
Wow you're a turbobitch and I like you.
Southwest by any chance?

I'm 26 and a metalhead. Chris Cornell dying has messed me up a bit.

>>37164072
I have personally made 8 different femanon personas just to bait you retarded redditors.

At least >90% of the femanons here are just larping robots like myself.

>>37164294
If you used a fraction of that effort on getting laid, you would have lost your virginity.

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>>37164264
>26
>still listens to meal

lmao

>>37164322
Kek. You made me chuckle.

>>37164348
The good stuff keeps coming out fampai.
https://youtu.be/kEAsNxcIGKM

Sorry I'm not into shoestep and deathgaze