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>be me
>alone again another lonely night
>knock on the door
>highly unusual
>it's the neighbour girl
>she wants to know if I want to get drunk because all her friends are out of town
>I say well, I'll have a drink or two but I have to get to work
>so she comes in and we talk a while
>she mentions she lost her job and spent her last ten dollars on the bottle of cider she had with her
>she's actually pretty interesting for a girl
>we talk a while about anime and stuff and she actually keeps calling me a weeb irl especially after she saw my anime mug mug collection
>she mentions she's a prostitute now too
>I say I could give her advice in that department after she tells me about her first encounter with a john
>I backtrack after she seems eager for advice because I realized that it would have to be hands on
>anyway we browse escort ads and stuff and she asks me how much I would pay her
>and I tell her I wouldn't pay for something I can get for free
>and she says she'd never bang me for free, after giving my face a once-over, she says she'd only charge me a hundred books though
>already a kinda decent deal but I talk her into cleaning my house on top of it
I feel like I'm not truly even relating how interesting this conversation was. This is probably a bad idea because of her whole ex-boyfriend with cancer thinger but whatever who gives a fuck at this point.
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If I were you I'd totally do it.
But I'm not you so do whatever you want faggot.
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>>37146530
Enh, I probably will, my house is seriously dirty. She might come over tomorrow to watch anime and x-files with me/bang me/clean my house. But she is kinda crazy, her last boyfriend strangled her, although I don't know who is at fault for that one. Lotta drama there. The boyfriend deffo has suspicions I was banging her when we spoke last but he was wrong until now. I doubt he'd try to attack me though, I'm not a weak girl.
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>>37146505
>a hundred books
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>>37146505
Never fuck a slut.
My dick still tingles uncomfortably from getting herpes 14 years ago. It wasn't even enjoyable as masturbating.
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100 bucks for sex AND a house cleaning? Thats not bad
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>>37146872
yeah I think it's too late for me to take that advice..by far.
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>>37146505
>frequenting a depraved whore that only talks to you because she has financial trouble
Yeah I don't see how this could end badly right.
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>>37146505
I like Asuka's face here where she realizes that Rei is best girl.
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>>37147173
>my first thought at seeing the image
That and how the image of Rei isn't showing her smug look towards Asuka knowing full well that she is tbe best Evajellyon. Asukafags forever btfo.
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>>37146896
Never got an STD and I fuck strange trim all the time.
Holy fuck boys do I have a superpower?
I definitely have HPV though I mean who doesnt.
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>>37147221
>Assukafags so BTFO moot literally had to commit online sudoku
Feels good man
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>>37146836
>a hundred booksoriginal comment
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>>37146505
She just scoped out your place, enjoy having your door kicked in when your at work.
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>>37149654
What kinda neighbours you got?
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>>37148141
I don't have one either I just have banged whores before.>>37149446
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you must live in a fucking awful neighborhood t b h. plus your joint probably got cased by this crakwhore woman, honestly invest in some security shit
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>>37150299
She is just a normal whore dummy
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>and she says she'd never bang me for free
this is when you say
>you will be begging for someone like me in a few years
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>>37151104
I was not offended at all by the comment honestly. I just went right into negotiating.
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>>37151232
gotta put the bitch in her place anon and make her realize what she is ESPECIALLY when you negotiate the price
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Clean your fucking apartment and go for a walk.
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>>37151292
but I have a girl who will clean it + bang me + sit around and watch anime
it's literally a girlfriend without having to put up with anything
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>>37146505
>my anime mug mug collection
Requesting pic of this
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>>37151489
Friends with benefits are the best relationship one can have with a woman. You get sex, don't have to put up with bullshit and can have this relation with many other girls at the same time, so you can rotate them so you see them like once a week or so but fuck pretty much whenever you want.
Also it's hilarious to see how you will lose track of them from time to time because they come and go from bf's and even husbands of which they eventually get tired, always returning to you.
I don't understand how could anyone even consider marrying a woman. It just doesn't make sense.
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>>37151674
Original comment required huh? Well that mug of Sasha Braus is the only one of it's kind in the world. And it's all mine.
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100 books is a lot though, unless she's okay with cheap ones
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>>37151731
>that Shinji mug
fuck I've always wanted one of these, where'd you get it?
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>>37151773
https://www.redbubble.com/shop/shinji+mugs
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>>37151731
Most impressive. I recognize Sasha, Misato I think, Shinji and Kurisu but who's the girl in the middle?
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>>37151833
cmon anon pls
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>>37151873
Damn, that's not really the way she normally looks like tho. Also
>tfw no Rei
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>>37151918
Rei is coming. So is policegirl, and a few others. The mugs need to fit two requirements:
>I have to like the character
>they have to be depicted holding a mug
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>>37151966
Which policegirl are we talking about here?
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>>37152045
pls pls pls do you even know anime
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>>37152081
kek more like I've seen too much, anon. The girl in Patlabor or pic related are just as good guesses as Seras.
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>>37146617
>But she is kinda crazy, her last boyfriend strangled her
all the better. for sex, that is
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>>37152155
well her mentioning she was down for anything piqued my interest
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>Be me
>Want to share the gospel of escorts
>Search for escort threads daily
>Find this trash where OP didn't even stick it in
She was going to slob your knob and you talked her into cleaning your house instead? Seems like your priorities are fucked.
>>37152505
A down-on-her-luck newbie is way more likely to give you extras (like bareback) for cheap. Same for girls who drink at your place.
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