/britfeel/

>>37142753
>one of my flatmates used all my fucking plates but I have four and none of them will own up to it
I fucking hate living with people

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Bloody hell, Star Trek has some pointy tits

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>plan on watching 2 movies
>started the first movie at 8pm
>still only 46mins into that from long pauses
>done nothing inbetween only had a wank

this is devastating lads

>>37142986
what movies laddo

>>37139344
can't blame em for trying desu

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>>37143021
well i'm 46min into the matrix since somehow I've never seen it and an anon kept asking me to watch it

aside from that I wanna kill this backlog i've got building here to make room on my hard drive

>>37143048
they've tried before, its a bit sad

>>37143062
How can you be struggling to watch an action film?

>>37143062
Pretty decent list, only a few that I personally wouldn't bother with but a bunch on there I've rewatched lots

Matrix 1 is definitely worth seeing, might have dated not so great though, fuck it was so long ago now. Funny how when it came out we were all comparing it to Ghost in the Shell which hasn't aged a bit.

>>37143081
I can't even play video games these days. Feels like a chore. I just do it to pretend i'm doing something with my time. Honestly have so much time that I don't know what to do with.

>>37142753
Anyone here still drinking

>>37143685
Shit rum from asda

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>tfw no anglo gf
Hang me oh hang me and I'll be dead and gone. ...

>>37143753
We don't even have anglo gfs so don't feel too bad

>hard for goth girl at work
>Realise outside of looks we have nothing in common
Why do I always think with my dick?

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quit my engrish teaching job after one lesson before signing the contract. my mate who sorted it lied about where i'd be staying, and the school lied about how many hours i'd be doing once they showed me the contract.

I showed this to the manager of the place and he smiled and we shook hands, que sera sera

>>37144191
You think with your dick because you're a man who wants to pass on his genes and is choosing the most attractive mate

>>37144217
goths are not good mothers

>>37144217
I know but I'd still like to have some kind of similar hobbies.
Plus pretty sure she wants to fuck my mates.

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Who here worried about mummy may's internet 2.0?

>>37144486
Not really, the NHS just got rekt by ransomware. The government doesn't have the resources to actually fuck with the internet

>>37144486
shan't be investing

>>37144497

It didn't need resources. It just needs legislation.

>>37142880
Those are just weird 70s bras. Also, wearing a bra for too long can reshape a womans tits to fit their bra. True fact.

>>37144719
I know, you daft knob. 60s not 70s, mate

>the 5'5 polish faggot takes his 1 hour shower extra early even though hes not doing anything and i want to go to the city

nice, being the 0 test cuck that he is, he also shuts the windows and uses hot as shit water so fhe bathroom is a hot humid foggy mess.

im guessing he had to leave poland cause anyone whos that much of a homo would get regularly beat up by the gopniks.

>>37144823
snooze you lose

>>37144823
Should have got up earlier lad
Also hot showers are the best, feels great when cleansing your arsehole

>have a nap
>wake up 2 hours later
>shrug, roll over and have another nap
>wake up another 2 hours later
>roll over again for yet another nap
>keep doing this until morning
I think I've discovered how I want to live my life, lads.

>>37144911
not really a nap at that point is it lad

>>37142753
not got any breakfast stuff and i'm starving
fuck it i'm off to mcdonalds.

>>37145029

Just buy some food lad!

>>37145043
i am, 3 double sausage and egg mcmuffins.
will go food shopping next week,not feeling up to a supermarket trip on a weekend

>>37145122
Three? You chubby fuck

>>37144823
>nice, being the 0 test cuck that he is

You're the one waiting or the shower and having to deal with his steamy seconds

Sounds like you're the cuck here

>>37145122
Round McEggs are nasty, get the wraps instead. Square McEgg master race

Moving in with my gf soon lads. No more pissbottles.

>>37145170
nah just hungry.
i'm skelly with a bit of a tummy

>>37145122

No lad, food.
Not McTurd's products.

Only fit for dogs and Americans that stuff.

>>37145216
I'm the same, lad. Eat all sorts of shit but skinny as fuck

>tfw no qt hapa gf

fucks sake lads

>>37145185
Imagine being so low test a 5'5 twink is higher in the food chain

>>37145265
Have fun diluting your bloodline
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4-2Pdec5X9c

>>37145301
I'm already hapa though gimp

>>37143062

Where have you downloaded these from lad?

It seems torrenting is next to impossible these days if you aren't a member of some super sekrit tracker club.

>>37145313
Sure your dad had fun diluting his bloodline

>>37145208
i'm not a fan of the wraps senpai
>>37145224
i've been called sub-human in the past so i recon i qualify
>>37145259
it's a curse isn't it

>>37145346
Not really. I'm not likely to die of heart disease anytime soon

>>37145337
you should be happy I don't want to further dilute yours then

>>37145370
Fair point but you're making another half cast, instead of making some quarter asian mongoloid

>>37145265
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VTOz9026U0s
desuuuu

>>37145335

I get mine from <redacted> nothing secret about it, no sign up or anything. And they seem to have everything I want.

>>37145393

Just shamelessly shilling my own tribute video

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2wNyTXqI0Os

>>37145386
>>37145337
>>37145301
bet this guy is a larping coon

kek

>>37145437
I'm white, you daft cunt. What kind of argument is this?

>>37145441
that not me btw

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>it's a sex dream episode

wew, I'll never have sex that good irl

>wake up this morning
>feels like someone has shoved a knife up into my rib cage
what the fuck, it hurts if even move a little bit

what ever happened to that /britfeel/ lad that was homeless? he was posting off of data and bought I loaf of bread I seem to remember

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>>37145491

>tfw I dont even dream about sex, just about finding really good porn

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>>37145491
>It's a fall in love dream

help

>>37145497
he got sectioned apparently

>>37145518
haha fuck off, why?

>>37145497
He actually stole that loaf of bread, he's been sentenced to slave away in the shipyard for nineteen years under a prison guard named Javert now.

>>37145493
Stop moving then.

>>37145539
he started having mental episodes in public and someone called it in

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>>37145599
>and someone called it in

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>>37145491
>tfw sex dreams are better than actual sex
managed to get my lucid dreaming to where I have multiple orgasm sensations without actually cumming IRL

>>37145441
Fuck off Rastus.

>>37145453
What's that supposed to mean?
>>37145680
Fuck off yankee
I had to look up what that term meant. Get out of here with your yankee doodle slang

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Morning lads~

What will you be doing over the weekend then?

I have the pleasure of wageslaving, lucky me. Going to try and be comfy when I am at home at least~

>>37145781
Fuck you. I really don't like you, I don't know why though

>>37145781

I'm helping my sister move house today, she's got a fucking piano that I'm supposed to help with.

>>37145725

Go back to your mud hut monkey man.

>>37145837
So as a white guy I can't criticise the degeneration of white lines without being called a negro?

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Just did a proper pickled egg fart lads, smells amazing desu

Post waifus

>>37145821
Good luck with that lad, no idea how you're going to move a piano though~

>>37145792
Well I like you anon~

>>37145848
Don't reply to me EVER NEVER NO

>>37145848

Hush now, Toby.

People are talking, go munch on you's watty melon.

>>37145878
>>37145918
Want proof I'm white? I know my dad

pizza for breakfast, yay or nay?

I'm house sitting for my grandad and there's a dominos nearby, so I don't mind the odd looks off the delivery guy

>>37146078
yeah, shame he's in HMP lad

nice try

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>>37145781
been up since 04:00,wasted a couple hrs on youtube,then watched ghost in the shell,been to mcdonalds and argos, just sat having a spliff now then gonna play vidya till i help the housemate move.
tomorrow probably vidya anime and films while waiting for amazon to bring cattos new toy
>>37145869
never really found pickled eggs appealing senpai

>>37145869
Pickled egg farts are those kind of ones that linger in your underwear for later

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>>37145869

>have to go shopping today

Fucks sake lads

Right, can someone explain the piss bottle meme?

It's seems like a weird cultural tradition unique to 4chan, where you fill disused drink's bottle with piss. A fair number of people on 4chan adhere to this tradition, but despite being here 5 years I still don't understand what it's all about, or why people do it.

>>37146278
what are you gonna get lad
I want your FULL shopping list

Waifu cunts need to kill themselves

orig

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>Dad's got me a spinner thing

Thought these were a meme. Am I cool now?

>>37146344
bit rude that lad waifu posters never did anything to you

>>37146361
Cool. What is it?

>>37146396
It's a scrim whizzler, it's the new craze with the kids.

>>37146361
digit twirler

>>37146331
>I want your FULL shopping list

Going to be a pretty boring post desu lad:

5 x microwave ready meal
2 x block of cheese
1 x loaf of bread
1 x UHT milk
6 x apple
maybe some kind of cake or pudding if it's on offer

>>37146427
You'll be the hottest cat on the playground now.

>>37146470
What microwave meals lad, spill the beans ( don't really spill the beans )

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>I WAS A GOOD KID
>i WOULDN'T DO YOU NO HARM
>I WAS A NICE KID
>WITH A NICE PAPER ROUND

>>37146328
I used to do it when i didnt want to make noise going to the loo/didnt want to open my door because i had been smoking. Had a mate that had tons of piss bottles and he never went on 4chan so i guess it happens independently. He was a bit of a dirty bastard though.

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>>37146361
I got one too, but was horrified to discover that it was indeed a meme

>>37146361
he thinks you're an autist

>>37146328
I had a shared bathroom at uni so had to use them on occasion. Also had to vomit in bin bags from time to time~

>>37146470
Why so many ready meals lad? I think you should try and eat different foods every now and then desu~

>>37146627
Don't think you should give anyone advice to be honest lad you're a state

Just watched the opening for the original Beyblade show and nearly jizzed from the nostalgia

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Anyone else not really bothered about immigration and multiculturalism?

I don't really give a shit 2bh.

I am a white person, and I enjoy being white and no amount of non whites are going to take that away from me.

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>>37145869
Bit gross, lad
No change on my suicidal thoughts. I still want to die

>>37146627
>Why so many ready meals lad?

Can't into cooking.

I'd switch to Huel/Soylent were it not so expensive.

>>37146668
What if you go outside and notice that the shops are Mr. Patel's corner shop, Pajeet's phone shop and mac repair, Mohamed's kebab shop and Achmed's rapery, and all the women are in hijabs?

>>37146627
>Tilde partially talking about something other than himself in a post

Get hit in the head lad? This isn't like you at all.

It's a Led Zeppelin kinda morning lads.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ftknR1gf9qw

>>37145545
les mis posting is best posting

>>37146691
I live in areas Muslims can't afford to

>>37146724
For now, la.

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>>37146659
>you're a state

You didn't have to put it so bluntly anon! I'm trying my best~

>>37146684
Do you enjoy eating them senpai? Or is it a case of anything will do?

>>37146674
Maybe if you were more compassionate to others they might be more compassionate to you, that being said go see a doctor or call 111 if the thoughts are more serious

>>37146756
I fucking hate people. Why should I be compassionate?

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>>37146739
You seem quite hysterial, Tilly.

>>37146700
People pointed out his shameless attention whoring tactics so he's trying not to post about himself as much now

>>37146810
The thing he needs to learn is that you actually get more attention about your circumstances when you show attention in the circumstances of others.

just had a number 2 lodged halfway through my turd cutter n had to ease it out with me fingers

>>37146857
The thing he needs to learn is to fuck off, we get rid of jun, len and the other attention seekers and this one turns back up.

Some anons are meeting up for a pint a down a rape alley today in Leeds.
Who's going?

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Does anyone have stuff that just makes their eyes well up?

Literally every time I listen to Jimi Hendrix playing the star spangled banner I get all choked up and a couple of times it's been enough to make tears. It just started happening one day and I don't know why

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>Tfw wearing women's underwear to work
I'm feeling a bit cheeky, boys

>>37146739
>Do you enjoy eating them senpai?

Not in the slightest, I feel physically ill when I'm standing in the aisle choosing the ones I dislike the least.

Do you think it's possible to just live off rice or something bland and inoffensive?

>>37146909
Why not learn some basic easy meals to cook?
Rice and noodles are easy and you can mix them up just by adding eggs, meat or veg.

>>37146909
>Do you think it's possible to just live off rice or something bland and inoffensive?

It is possible but probably not very nutritious. Have you looked into avoidant food intake disorder senpai? Might be worth a read~

Also >>37146918
This is a good suggestion if you fancy giving cooking a try~

>>37146918

But it's so much work and takes so much time, all the hassle of managing a food inventory and use-by dates.

I want some kind of brick of food-matter that I can eat 3 times a day and not have to fuck around with saucepans and so on.

>>37146976
>avoidant food intake disorder

Surely it's just a case of being lazy rather than an actual disorder

>>37146979
https://huel.com/products/huel
Here you go lad, nutritionally complete, dirt cheap and fundamentally boring. I'm not sure it's even flavoured.

>>37147007

I was just going to suggest that for anon, but it's false to say 'dirt cheap'

>>37147007
>37147007

>dirt cheap

That's the thing though, it's really not, it's 45 GBP/week.

>>37147001
Just sounded a bit odd to me senpai, more than likely just laziness if you think it is~

>>37147007
Wew that's surprisingly expensive. No idea how people can live off that either desu~

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>>37146898
i cry at least once per day thinking about climate change
it makes me so sad that we are killing our species (and many others) for the sake of economic growth. it makes me sad that i know we are fucked and nothing i do matters yet i can't even live without fear.
it also makes me sad that i contribute to climate change in such a way. my only hobbies involve pollution, for example eating 5 or 6 beefburgers at once, or looking at pictures of cars (which pollute). i also visited a farm (well broke into) last year and followed a cow around and it farted less times during the 4 hours than me, so i emitt more methane than a fucking cow.

My weekly food intake costs about a tenner

>>37147107
Same, lad
Instant noodles?

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Oh baby, give me one more chance
(To show you that I love you)
Won't you please let me back in your heart
Oh darlin', I was blind to let you go
(Let you go, baby)
But now since I see you in his arms
(I want you back)

>>37147081
>Wew that's surprisingly expensive. No idea how people can live off that either desu~

It's mostly aimed at two groups of people

1. Investment bankers that literally don't have a spare second to prepare food, and need to be as alert and functional as possible, needing a nutritionally perfect diet. They can also afford anything

2. Hipsters

This isn't aimed at normal people on a budget

>>37147118
No I eat a diet of meat, rice and soup.

Had to have a haircut today, hairdresser wouldn't shut up.

Fuck sake.

>>37147215

>Get haircut
>Barber won't stop ranting on about how much he hates NEETs
>"M-me too"

>>37147215
>hairdresser wouldn't shut up.
Was she at least hot?

>>37146979
Noodles and rice are the most non work food to prepare.
Throw a egg in while it's cooking. Same with meat and veggies. It's super easy to prepare and doesn't feel as shit as microwave meals

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>Work in 4 hours

>>37147267
No anon, it's Saturday. Did you forget?

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>>37142753
Fucking hate IBS. I've been sat on the toilet for a while now. Don't take your bowels for granted people.

>>37147267

>weekend evening work

I hope you're not working in a bar. Bank holiday's coming anon, get out.

>>37147247
Nah lad, I live in Lincolnshire. She was some fat mess with a spray tan.

>>37146691

I give not a single fuck lad.

>>37147314
this is why I choose not to be gay

>He's not black pilled on immigration yet

lol no use fighting it, just sit back for the ride and watch the world burn

>>37147363

Dunno what your missing lad, had a bloody marvellous 3 way last night, an still feel that lads member all the way up.

Fuck, I'm away for another wank.

>>37147328
This.
I used to do 12-whenever shifts on weekends.
Hated finishing at 1am and having to be at uni a few hours later.

>>37147413

It's shit ain't it. I used to work in a karaoke bar, it was all middle aged women ordering cocktails and screeching. Can't be doing with it.

>>37147679

Jesus, If your cock wasn't red raw and your wages better than doubled you're gay.

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>>37147236
>decide to get haircut at new barbers down the road
>excited because he isn't a woman
>assume he will leave me alone
>bring a book to read whilst having my haircut
>book is 'Food For Free' which is a pocket sized foraging guide (https://www.amazon.co.uk/Food-Free-Collins-Richard-Mabey/dp/0007183038)
>book details different nuts, berries weeds etc that can be wild harvested
>reading away whilst he is cutting my hair
>starts trying to talk to me
>'so you like eating nuts?'
>hear other barbers laughing at his 'funny' joke
>starts laughing and trying to 'banter' with me
>says he will foraging for food in my long hair
>says 'no nuts just knots' about 10 times
>says 'no feast just grease' about 10 times
>i try to avoid and stay quiet
>he continues laughing and mocking
>eventually put the book away
>he apologises if I am upset
>mumble 'n-n-o just found the nuts I want to forage haha'
>give him a tip at the end for 'excellent service'

>>37147693

I flirted with them for tips but these were fat northern slags with cunts like caves, I'm not touching any of them.

>>37147727

Honestly anon just buy an electric shaver and buzz it yourself. It's pretty fun when you get good at it.

>>37146898
Machine Gun does it for me, I'm not a yank so Star Spangled Banner doesn't affect my feels.

lads the two twinks are back and this time one bent over and i could see his pants and i almost came

>>37147338
Live in Grimsby, can confirm there aren't any hot hairdressers.

>>37147727
Get out more. I hate human interaction too, but it's still rewarding to at least be able to deal with situations like this without feeling suicidal afterwards. Trust me, it's worth it.

>>37147803
>Grimsby
grim

>>37146898
The end of the adventures of tintin theme does this for meme
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6zHYulT4KeU
At 0:55

>>37147816
That was shit vid
Doesn't have all of it

>>37147824
Fuck I am too tired
Forgot the new one
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zb-9TIr31i0

>let me explain how not mad I am

Love it when people do this lads.

>tfw you just missed the custom waifu guy
Reee I want one

>>37147803
>Live in Boston
I share your pain

>>37146739
OH HAHA YOU ARE CALLED TILDE ANON BECAUSE YOU USE THE TILDE SIGN AFTER EACH SENTENCE HAHAHA OH MY WHAT A CHARACTER

>>37147910
STUMPERS GTFO

>>37147727

That was a great greentext anon.

>tfw you've been bullying a waifuposter for weeks
>tfw you learn they are actually mentally retarded IRL
>tfw you suddenly feel guilty for bullying a retard

>>37147981
Key Which one?

Origggio

>>37147981
That's stupid, you can safely assume most of the people posting here are retarded irl

been listening to the same song on repeat for over 12 hours now
should really get some sleep

>>37146898

A big black lad once stuffed about ten inches of solid meat into my ass hole and tried to push it into my throat... Brought a tear to my eye and a bucket of cum to my nob.

>Work in T minus 3 hours and counting

>>37148019

I did that once years and years ago when a girl who I'd known as a friend for ages unexpectedly decided she was going to fuck me (one off occurance). Still can't hear the tune without recalling everything about that night.

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>>37146898
call me a fag because it's mainstream anime and anime in general or whatever but this destroys me every time

>>37148049

Is that some cartoon about like Yodas and shit?

>>37148063
it's a cartoon about le alchemy

What's the point in sparkling water? Occasionally buy it by accident and its so shit

>>37148081

Wow sounds even shittier than Yodas!

>>37148086
mix it with squash and make your own terrible fanta

>>37148086

It's the only type I buy, I have a tap for the still kind.

>>37147679
I thought screaming kids were bad all weekend long but drunk middle aged women trying to sing....Bloody hell I feel sorry.

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I have a really hard time eating when there's other people around

>>37148245
seeing other people eat is the worst thing

>>37148245
eat THIS
*unzips dick*

>>37148245
i have a hard time doing a poo or a pee if there is any one within hearing distance

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>need a sleeveless red leather or denim jacket for cosplayong.
>2 hours of searching in manchester, nothing even resembling it, no vest thats even red


WHAT THE FUCK? HOW CAN THERE NOT BE ANY OF THESE AROUND, ARENT RED VESTS AND LEATHER JACKETS SUPER POPULAR WITH THE ROASTIES??

i fucking got my wig so easily im surprised this fuckin vest is giving me so much shit.

nothing online either,

>>37147955
Save me lad, nothing good in this town. No qt boys or women :C

>>37142849
>Have 1 flat mate
>Keeps stealing my kitchen roll and tinfoil
>Kept stealing toilet roll until I hid it
>Never changes the bins
>Slams all the doors and stomps around like bigfoot
>In and out of the bathroom 50 times a day
>Hovers over me in the kitchen instead of waiting until I'm finished

I hate women

>>37148326
the first thing i ever saw when i went to boston was a morbidly obese man and his equally fat son carrying food

>>37148283
Are you ok lad?

>>37148342
Boston is a fucking shit hole desu. My cousin used to live there. It's full of foreigners and smackheads.

>>37148342
It's one of the fattest towns in the UK afaik

Was higher up the list before the Poles swarmed in

>Housemate has received a new delivery
>Fresh box of Nos canisters

Reeeee

>>37148341
you willingly live with a woman?? what is wrong with you

>>37148343

no m8 im mad as fuck

in america it wouldve taken 15 mins max to shop for this in walmart or american eagle

i can get one on amazon but the sizing is an issue(a bit small is ok but it cant be too big)

Reading about the Ulster Covenant at the moment.
What a group of lads. Almost half a million people signed it

>tfw people start to recognise you and tell you to stop posting
I never asked for this lads.

>>37148396
Now reading up on the British covenant. Almost 2 million. Man protests were better back then

>>37148387
she moved in after I did, no choice in the matter

>>37148420
How on earth did that happen, lad?

>>37148396

ITT Tedious bogtrotter history.

Take it outside Seamus.

>>37148468
Fuck off, you paddy supporter.

>>37148456
>Look for rooms to rent
>Find one
>Some beta chav guy is renting a room there too
>He moves out
>This roastie moves in

Landlord doesn't live here, she decides who rents a room

>>37148411

Where?

Anyway, you don't have to listen to them

>>37148471

I fucking hate scrounging Mick cunts and I don't care if they're orange or green, they're all gypsies and they're all Irish.

Judge my top 5 films lads

This is england
Throne of blood
Good fellas
Dog day afternoon
Kes

>>37148420
you couldve locked the door

>>37148487
What's your beef with me posting a little bit of history? It's far more interesting than anything you will be posting.

>>37148512
now your just tipping your fedora lad, you've lost, i agree with the other guy

>>37148512

Post all the history you like, just not guff about the bogtrotting welfare home across the Irish sea please. We hear far to much about them as it is. Nothing s good tsunami wouldn't fix, amirite?

>>37148481

Lived in a house-share twice, once with a girl that refused to help with the cleaning and just left her shit to mold over - we ended up pouring bleach into her pans to stave off the growth.

Second one was with two women, who ended up having a massive argument about shared household grocery shopping, seriously Everest from a fucking molehill.

women, not even once

>>37148542
You're implying I give to shits about the current state of ireland
Which I don't
>>37148541
>history is considered fedora tipping
Good God

>>37148556
>You're implying I give to shits about the current state of ireland
>Which I don't

I'm implying we don't need to hear about tinkers petty squabbles.

>>37148556
>>history is considered fedora tipping
no lad, your attitude, of 'my posts are vastly intellectually superior to yours' is

>>37148390

A real cosplayer would make their own stuff.

>>37148568
If you don't like it ignore it, you waste of a post
>>37148577
What's your beef? It's just a post, ignore it if you don't like it

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>>37148636
Kev would give you a suplex that's overpowering as fuck.

>>37148624
>If you don't like it ignore it, you waste of a post

This is /Britfeel/ you can start a /bogfeel/ or /shitbitofUKnobodygivesafuckaboutfeel/ thread if you like. But your dribbling about century old paddy butthurt really has little place here, so...Like I daid..take it elsewhere.

>>37148624
don't think you've really grasped the concept of a online discussion forum

>>37148676
>take it elsewhere.
No

>>37148689
You're not discussing though, you're shit flinging for no reason

>>37144214
Yeah your English isn't great.

Made a late application to uni so I wouldn't have to work a dead end job forever, got accepted the next day

What should I expect? Is it soul crushing? I hated college, will I hate uni more?

>>37148716
>I hated college, will I hate uni more?
A lot more. I was alright with school but fucking despise uni

>>37148701
>Fuck off, you paddy supporter.
activates the old almonds

>>37148716
Expect college but you'll be on your own and won't be able to make friends.

>>37148691

Paddy gyppo wants to speak about Paddy gyppo shit in a place where Paddy Gyppo are not welcome.

Surprise Sur fucking prise.

You must be the most fucking tedious muck savages on the planet, the muzzies have more going for them than you lot.

>>37148723
Oh shit but I need a bachelor's degree, how do I survive

>hey guys I'm reading about an historical event
>kill yourself you bastard
what the fuck happened ITT?

>>37144214
How did you get into teaching there in Vietnam?
I see your friend has had some part in it, but curious on the process and such.
Considered doing something similar myself this year.

>>37148742
Shut up you miserable twat.

>>37148731
Right after
>ITT Tedious bogtrotter history.

>Take it outside Seamus.
>>37148742
I'm English, you spack. Stop making false assumptions to support your non existent argument

>>37148744
>what the fuck happened ITT?

Seamus & The Balaclavas wanted to have a Rock Against The Mr. Ben Cosplay Club benefit concert.

Permission denied.

>>37148772
>Right after
>>ITT Tedious bogtrotter history.
>>Take it outside Seamus.
Not I, also that thing about two wrongs not making a right

>>37148742
Why are you being such a triggered faggot? He was talking about a bit of history he was reading about not calling for the death of the English

>>37148786
Got to defend myself somehow. I shouldn't have been insulted in the first place.

>>37144214
might as well pick yourself up a vietnamese girl as a souvenir and take her home

>>37148647

Kev would be sentenced to shi wan hours of hard labour if he tried

>>37148772
Well speak of something other than the tedious pope and death obsessed pixie fanatics to the West then, lad. They're best ignored.

>>37148784
You do know what the Ulster Covenant is, right? You did look up what it was before going on a tirade?

>>37148786
god /britfeel/ always brings the quality bants
the yanks can't compete

>>37148800
Kev knows all the ancient chinese marital arts.

>>37148791

We do not need talk of bogtrotters here in /britfeel/ once that shit gets a foot in the door they'll move their caravans in and the whole place will go to shit.

Daily reminder that if Ireland took ulster off our hands, we wouldn't have to deal with whining ulstermen

>>37148803
Wait? Are you thinking the ulster covenant is republican or something?

>>37148836
You're the only one whining here

>>37148807

Bogtrotter butthurt at not being wanted.

>>37148829
You are a mongy Gaybod poohead

>>37148807
Who cares what it is. It's boring gyppo history.

Go tip your fedora at >>>/his/ maybe they will give a fuck.

>>37148852
You're a fucking retard, go top yourself

>>37148844

That was my first post on the issue, orange paddy.

>>37148857
An English retard is still more intelligent than an Irish intellectual.

>>37148829
You're insults are from the 70's holy fuck. I know you're the anon that always likes to cause arguments but please take this shit elsewhere.

>>37148862
I'm sure it was. I'm not the orange, lad

>>37148836

Looks like it's getting close anyway, thank fuck. SinnFein are going to be taking over the Northern Bogland government soon and it'll not be long from then.

>>37148852
Why are you telling people to tip their fedora when you're the most edgy person in this thread and you're obviously autistic

>>37148865
I've already explained I'm english. I was just looking up a bit of history

>>37148283
why not buy a cheap white or stonewash denim jacket and get some red dye you can just cut the arms off yourself.

>>37148865
>calls himself a retard
brilliant

Can we all just agree to hate huns?

lol

>>37148875
Why bring it in here? Look at the mess you've made of this thread. Nobody cares about gyppo bogtrotting callbacks.

>i am a hardcore gamer
>i've practically been gaming all my life
>you see my dad says when i was a baby i used to play with the controller
these people are insufferable

>>37148884
YOU made the mess you uncomfy fuck. You always do this shit. People ITT just want to relax and chat, there's a dozen boards you can argue on you pathetic cunt.

>>37148283
You don't have the body to cosplay him.

>>37148884
I didn't cause any mess. I made two posts, then you caused this to happened

>>37148901
None of us want to chat about Ireland. Take it /eirefeel/ if you want that.
You're being deliberately obnoxious and flaming.

>tfw want to look up my genetic ancestry
>tfw don't want to forever logged into a database that at some point in the future could be used against me

It's also why I'm deathly afraid of putting in info on the internet unless I absolutely have to, and I've heard sometimes if you're stopped by the police they ask for your details and you have to give them it which means you can always be tracked by them, at least where you live.

>>37148838

Look Seamus, republican/loyalist/nationalist/unionist are distinctions important only to the bogtrotters.

To civilised people it's all just gyppo butthurt. They're all savages

>>37148907
Listen Paddy, nobody cares.

Don't bring this shit up again.

>>37148922
You are borderline retarded and clearly autistic. This is laughable

>>37148917
Fuck of faggot anons can talk about whatever the hell they like. Sorry mate I'm we'll get back to trap posting later and you can chill the fuck out.

>>37148939
I care so fuck off ya cunt

>>37148939
>Don't bring this shit up again.
This is making me want to bring up more of this shit. Enjoy your seizure.

So what do you lads reckon to Irish re-unification?

>>37148952
Too expensive for the Irish and not many people want it.

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This would have passed and I wouldn't have brought it up again. I was just thinking how protest has evolved into a shit show. And then you two caused a right fucking mess about something you claim you don't care for.

>>37148952
Would make the map of the british isles a bit neater

>>37148951
>have it gently explained to you that you shouldn't be posting that kind of material
>"fuck you I'm going to do it more"

You're a detestable individual, you know that? No wonder people don't care about your subhuman, potato-fed race.

>>37148973
It wouldn't be the British Isles unless Ireland joined in the UK, it would be the Isles of Britain and Ireland.

>>37148952
Wouldn't be any easy the two sides hate each other too much
>>37148973
It would be easy to encompass the free state too

>>37148941

Bwah! Nobody cares 'bout my v. Important kulchure issue. I better plaster it everywhere, then people like it more!

>>37148989
I mentioned it once. I haven't mentioned it anywhere else before considering I only just found out about it. I'm not a cunt like you so I don't spam pointless shit. Do something else with your time, please

>>37148952
You'd need to exterminate 90% of the Irish and can anyone really be bothered for what it would bring? A couple of nice views and a lake?

>>37148965

Fucking potato junkies just don't know when to fuck up.

>>37148981
Are you actually autistic? Obviously if you're so disrespectful to people they are going to do it out of spite. You're either baiting or you you're on the autism scale

>>37149007
stop responding to him

>>37149003
I'm not irish you dumb cunt. Stop using that as a shit argument

>>37148996

Okay Seamus, if you don't mention bogtrotting again neither will I.

lads i just want to fuck a traps boipucci, it's no different from fucking a fleshlite really isn't it?
?

>>37149014

Okay Seamus

>>37149023
but have you smelled the arse and balls of a man?

Been reading about the Paris Commune. Interesting stuff

>>37149021
I think I will mention more irish history just to piss you off. It seems to cause such issue with you that I will thoroughly enjoy ever era I mention. What should I start with first? How about as early as I can be bothered with the Norman invasion of Ireland

>>37149007
>they are going to do it out of spite
That's pure autism. What a selfish, attention seeking individual you are.
I hope I never have the displeasure of meeting another Irishman.

>>37148982
Think the whole lot is called the british isles isnt it? Like how they call the big one Great Britain.

>>37149040
Ooooh top of the mornin'. It's seems you got me. Seamus is ma name and I drink potato vodka

>>37149046
Fascinating period of history.

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>>37149043
well i would assume a proper femboi would be washed with feminine scented shower gell
?

>>37149046
fuck off no one cares about the french, this is BRITfeel, fuck off fuck off

>>37149049

The Bogtrotters, generating forced memes for almost nine incredibly boring centuries.

Who's oppressing you today Paddy?

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Just been reading about Warwick services on the M40, interesting stuff

>>37149051
I'm not him you fucking prick. Most people would react the same way as him. You literally just made it worse

This sure is interesting reading about how the ousting of the king of Leinster

>>37149052
Only because we still own part of Ireland, if we had none of it we can't really include a country who doesn't want a connection with us part of our isles.

>>37149096

The lack of a Costa is a bit of a bum note, but there's worse ways to be shafted.

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Just been reading about some serial killer that killed his own patients, makes for interesting reading

>>37149099
>I can't get my way so nobody can

This kind of puerile childish attitude is why you Irish have never made it out of feudalism.

My oh my, what funny names these irish lads have. It seems Diarmait Mac Murchada was the ousted king who sought out Henry II for assistance in reclaiming his throne from Ruaidri Ua Conchobair and Tigernan Ua Ruairc

>>37149082
you can do that kind of stuff, but you can't get rid of the smell of a man, and when you smell that manly smell, that's when you know you'll have made a mistake

>>37149110

We need a nationwide vote about whether to oust the Paddies along with Europe.

Clean up two messes at the same time.

>>37149119

When the bogtrotters heard consonants we're free they decided that everybody should use all of them in their names. Paddies like free things.

Hmmm, I'm now reading about how Diarmait Mac Murchada gained permission from Henry II to high mercenaries from England and seek assistance from English lords.

And you like not shutting up, lad

>>37149111

We could meet at Cherwell Valley if you'd like, they have a costa there but it is a bit further for you.

I'd also be willing to come up to Hopwood park if it's easier.

>>37149049
>the Norman invasion of Ireland
I genuinely dont know much a bout this, tell me about it?

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>>37145869
I made an omelette today and kept it down

>>37149049
>thinking you can bait the baiter

>>37149180
I fapped to you twice last night.

>>37149172

It's so etching that happened a millennium ago that Seamus still wants people to be sorry about and give him free money for so that he can produce more rat like offspring to beg for him.

>>37149182
>not seeing that it's working

>>37145869
>Just did a proper pickled egg fart lads, smells amazing desu
That's fucking disgusting, keep that shite to yourself next time please lad.

>>37149204

I am indeed enjoying the proof that the Irish are and always have been filth and that they destroy communities everywhere they go.

>>37149204
it's obviously not lad, he's obviously in character still

>>37149190
I don't believe you. I nearly asked for a time stamped ejaculate on a printed off post of mine, but that would have been silly.

>>37149229
Would you like that?

My oh my, it seems that several Marcher Lords, lords who owned lands bordering England and Wales, agreed to help Diarmait Mac Murchada.

Richard de Clare, Robert FitzStephen, Maurice FitzGerald, and Maurice de Prendergast agreed to help after Diarmait promised Richard the hand of his daughter and the kingship upon his death .

I find this really fascinating, don't you lad >>37149228

>>37149261
i actually prefer classical period myself, but yes that is somewhat interesting

>>37149256
Like is a strong word, but it would at least prove you're a massive weirdo.

>>37149261

Throw in a bit about the kikes in the desert and the coons in allybammy as well Shamus.

Quick chorus of "we shall overcome" and everybody will stop wondering why you haven't successfully been exterminated yet.


Everywhere you're even mentioned... Is a shitfest.

>got the letter that the TV license people are coming to visit to verify that I'm not watching TV

Does anyone have the info of the specific things you have to say to get them to fuck off? I know they don't like being filmed when they turn up, so I suppose I point my phone at them and explicitly tell them they don't have permission to enter?

I'm genuinely not even watching TV, but I want to waste as much of their time and resources as possible for being such bullies about it.

>>37149288
I want you to like it though because I want you to like me...

Most fascinating, Robert FitzStephen and Maurice de Prendergast landed at Bannow Bay on 1 May 1169 with a force of 40 knights, 60 men-at-arms and 360 archers. After this they with Diarmait's army of 500 strong and subsequently laid siege to the seaport of Wexland, which surrendered in just 2 days.

Wow, Norse-Irish history is truly fascinating.

>>37149303
>got the letter that the TV license people are coming to visit to verify that I'm not watching TV
I dont think they have an legal right to barge in. You're not breaking the rules anyway so fuck em

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just found out what a horse's foot looks like without the hoof lads


heaving

>>37149338
>Maurice de Prendergast
banging name that

>>37149351
Welcome to 4chan newfag there are loads of such imamages on here

>>37149338

It's taking you increasingly longer to Copypasta your shit each time my little tinker.

If you don't speed up a bit you'll be here all weekend! Won't leave any time for stealing or begging.

>>37149351
Pop that in a crock pot with some onions and carrots, put in on low and tomorrow's dinner is sorted.

>>37149303
they are not the law, you don't have to speak to them or let them in but make sure there are no TV's or monitors that can be seen from windows

Anyone here fine with pissing in an alley or woods with a mate but take a long time to get going when you're at a urinal?

>>37149371
fuck off you tosser i've probably been here longer than you

>>37149408

Best idea is to equip a couple of lads bats, smash up their car and rough them over warn them that if they come back to the area they'll be head jobbed.

>>37149433

>just another day in the life of an average /r9k/ user

>>37149425

It's all love & happiness here today, innit?

>>37149351
That's so cool. Where did you find that?

>>37149410

Is this a gaymo thing?

>>37149356
The Normans had quite interesting names indeed.

I'm sorry that this is taking me so long. Irish history is truly fascinating and I cannot miss a single detail.

After their success at the Siege of Wexland, which allowed to gain control of surrounding lands, they moved to raid and plunder the northern territories of Leinster who refused to submit to Diarmait. Then they moved to raid and plunder the neighbouring kingdom of Ossory, which was situated to the west of Leinster. During this raid they defeated the forces of king Donnchad Mac Gilla Patraic at the battle of Achad Ur. Donnchad retreated his forces and remained defiant against Diarmait meaning the battle was subsequently pointless.

>>37149410
I honestly cant remember the last time I pissed outside.