confess your eating ssinss

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>cheat week
do good, only gain 4 lbs
>diet day
accidentally INHALE an entire sleeve of chips ahoy cookies
>3 hours into diet day and im already 4000 calories in the hole

>ate the full box of hamburger helper again
fuck

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>>37142464
heh
his trip says weeb
heh

>>37142427
Perverted masturbation in my late teenage years after discovering 4chan.

I don't get how you fatasses do it. I'm too lazy to cook or to go outside so I starve at times, but I'm not lazy enough to do push ups and sit ups every now and then.

I'm completely skinnyfat but I could never be assed to get fat. The effort required to consume so much food is bigger than the one you need to stay on a relatively healthy weight.

Ate a solid quarter of a cookie cake earlier and I feel like shit now. Send help.

>order Chinese twice in one day

>buy large bag of chips
>gone the same day

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>thanksgiving dinner in may
>no leftovers

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>Today
>One box of cereal
>Steak and cheese sandwich
>3 donuts
>2 half-pound cheese burgers

>most days only eat one meal
feels hungry man

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Just finished a whopper with cheese and I'm still hungry...

>>37142887
damn nigger you're on my level of addiction. nice.

>>37142478
misunderstood the OP, ignore my post

>>37142427
I ate two cookies and two pastries :( but I only ate 5 egg rolls

>sensible breakfast, went to the gym and lifted, ate chicken breast and rice post workout
then get drunk eat bbq meat and three microwave sandwiches around midnight. progress ruined

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>>37142427
>had 3 bacon kings from Burger King
>still hungry

I guess I can eat the other half of the box of Captain Crunch later.

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>>37142427
I ate so much yesterday that I was actually woken up by my body as it forcefully spewed stomach acid up my throat. It was awful.

Here's how yesterday went:
>woke up at 8am
>smoked a bowl of DUDEweed
>decided I wanted a milkshake from Whataburger
>pull into Whataburger drive-thru, starving at this point
>order 1 Patty Melt, 1 Monterrey Melt (large meal), 2 orders of cinnamon buns, and 1 large chocolate shake
>slowly eat my meal throughout the morning
>2pm
>smoke another bowl
>get hungry within 15 minutes of smoking, even though my stomach is practically bursting
>slip on shoes and drive to Little Caesars
>order 2 Hot N' Ready pepperoni pizzas, and 2 garlic dipping sauces
>eat this meal incredibly slowly, didn't finish last slice until 8:30pm
>smoke a few more bowls, and get hungry AGAIN
>heat up 10 chicken nuggets and 10 mozzarella sticks and eat them as I'm laying down in bed
>fall asleep with the plate next to my pillow

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>have 6 rolls with butter and cheese, 200g of strawberry yogurt and a big banana for breakfast
>throw up afterwards

4 more rounds to go. yay.

>GF cheated on me day before my birthday.
>Go home after breaking up
>Find junk food stash apparently for my surprise party tomorrow
Enough for 15 people
>Eat all in a matter of hours

>>37144541
lol serves you right, Norman

>>37144168
grossssssssss bro that's just nassssty

>>37142427
For breakfast I had eggs and toast, like usual, for lunch I had half a small bag of XXTRA hot cheetos and a flax-crust pizza pie, and for dinner I had the equivalent of a small loaf of bread's worth of breadsticks and a bowl of tortellini, as well as m&ms and a small amount of strawberrys and poundcake.

Feelsbadman

>>37144541
Fake and gay, why were the surprise materials at your house, what could she have possibly stored at your house without you knowing that's not refrigeratable that was for a party, and why would she cheat on you before her birthday?

>>37144749
We lived together, but the apartment was under my name

>>37144781
So where'd she go? And where was the food hidden, what type of food? How'd she hide it?

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>>37142427
>be me
>saturday night no work tomorrow
>buy some dominoes pizza, 5 grams of weed, 2 bottles of greygoose vodka and some bread sticks with a liter of coke
>i end up consuming all thats listed above in a little under an hour
>have a good time playing vidya/watching anime/browsing 4chan
>suddenly feel compulsed to take pictures of my piss bottles
>pass out
>wake up at noon the next day laying in my own vomit
>my place is a mess
>no memory of how everthing go so strewn around
>look through my phone
>find pic related

Atleast i didnt have a hangover and had some weed left over

>>37144807
At a friend's house, it was all in her underwear drawer. Chips, gummy candy, pretzel sticks, like that

>>37142427
Is being fat the most pathetic form of life there is? Asking for a friend.

Ate a whole little caesers deep deep dish peperoni tonight...2 red bulls and like 6 banana chocolate milano cookies.

Now have the craving for panda express but they closed :/

>>37142508
>work shitty food service job
>eat all the food they're going to throw out

This is how it happened to me. Ate a 14 inch veggie pizza with jalapenos and extra cheese today. Blurgh

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>>37144168
You have a problem, a delicious problem.
Remain calm, nigger.

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>>37144872
You need help, white man from town.

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I ordered a stuffed crust pizza from pizzahut and stuffed chocolate chips in there as well. I then dunked my crust in milk and proceeded to eat the pizza slice. I'm an adult now, dessert before dinner my nigger!

>>37142427
I eat dick. :(

>>37144872
>some dominoes pizza

Son this is disturbingly nonspecific. Are we talking a single pizza here or an abundance

>>37142815
Just did this shit

At least I'm not alone
>only weigh 110ish lbs

Am skelefag

I WANT OREOS AND MILKIES RIGHT FUCKING NOW

>>37142441
It's not your fault if it was an accident

>>37144872
My plan soon anon.

Long weekend and free house, gona get drunk and play vidya and 4chan

>>37145695
Well who wouldnt buy a box of pizza?
You autist, no buys slices from a place like dominoes, do you like any critical thinking?

im skinny, but thats just because slightly poor and my parents usually buy healthy food. But to be honest, if i had loads of money like you americans do, I would be really chubbs

>>37146150
But anon, most wealthy Americans are in healthy shape

Fasting until dinner here as I had a Chinese last night

woa how can you guys afford to order take out food all the time? in the uk it's so expensive like 16 pounds for 1 pizza.

I eat oven chips/fries any day I have to cook for myself (about five days a week)

They're easy and low effort.

In my defense, I've stopped eating snack food recently and also started having smaller portions. I'm looking for something to replace the fries. Something as simple as literally sticking it in the oven and coming back 30 minutes later like those are, and that can be had with fish or chicken.

I ate some cup noodles lat night

don't Know if it counts AS an 'eating sin' but I keep Skipping meals even though iM already a twig

just got some fast food burger eating it now >.< my real demon is soda though

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>>37142427
>too lazy to eat again

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Today I am going to get a Dave's Triple 2/3rd lbs burger with Baconator Fries and a side of Arby's curly fries WITH au jus.

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>get meal medium size at fast food joint so I don't feel like I'm eating too much
>so hungry later that night I eat a second dinner at home

at my fattest, used to order 2 large stuffed crust domino pizzas with like 2-3 sides and a bottle of pop.

I would usually eat it all within a day.

>>37142427
I haven't eaten anything for 2 days

>>37142427
Are you in this thread fatboy? I'm been looking out for you.

>>37142427
ate 4 slices of left over pizza for lunch and had half a bowl of sausage casserole felt like a fat cunt so went for a 5 km walk

>>37147156
casserole was dinner btw

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>>37142427
Threadly reminder that there that the slander against diet coke is an urban myth

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CaDaU_vu_iw

If you're a low willpower fatass, switching to diet coke, or any one of the other diet drinks will be the easiest step towards losing weight. I started my weight loss journey with a BMI of 31, weighing roughly 110kg, today I measured myself as 85kg after a few months. Until I started counting calories, I didn't realise how much surgery drinks contributed to my weight gain.

>looked in the mirror yesterday
>noticed how angular my features were looking
>felt good about my appearance for the first time in years.

>woke up this morning
>looked at my legs
>holy fuck since when were my legs this nice looking

>go on my computer
>look at my fingers
>since when were my fingers so boney and long?

Reminder bros, losing weight is the most obvious step towards fixing your problems. Everyone will like you more, including yourself.

>>37147748
Doesn't aspartame make you hungrier though? I guess its not a real problem if you realize its just the aspartame and not real hunger

>>37147748
I understand you support of diet coke, but quitting soda entirely is the best option famalam
if you're not disciplined enough to quit something so simple, I pity you

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>>37147748
the slander against aspartame* better correct this before I get called out by a pedant

One thing I noticed ever since I've started losing weight is that I've become a much more productive person. Instead of mindlessly eating sugary drinks to alleviate low moods and boredom, I've taken to reading and studying a lot more. Last night I spent more than 5 hours browsing through wikipedia articles, and then spent the rest of my night doing practice problems for my upcoming exams, I'm pretty happy with myself for doing this because while wikipedia binging isn't that productive, it is still much more fulfilling than wasting more money on another tub of ice cream, and besides, learning something interest has made me a more interesting person.

Eating makes me quite tired, especially if it's late at night, and usually I'd go into partial food comas after binge snacking, where I'd be too awake to fall asleep but too tired and stuffed to do anything over than playing basic vidya

>>37147762
Is this related to your body thinking that you're calorie intake should be higher because it thinks it just drunk sugar and not aspartame? Maybe but I don't really notice it, I try to eat a lot of protein to preserve my muscle mass through dieting and because protein is very "filling".

Well, if the increased hunger is a serious problem then you'd have to move onto water and coffee, but I haven't noticed it personally.

>>37147843
You're definitely right, but most fatbots are fat because they lack discipline. Going from normal coke to diet coke is a very easy way to mitigate the willpower requirement when dieting.

But yeah definitely, water + coffee is amazing tier, and just water is god++ tier, I drink diet coke because I like caffeine buzzes and don't like coffee that much, perhaps I should switch over to just water soon.

>>37142427
>more parmesan than spaghetti on the plate
>no more coke zero bottles so I needed two cans of regular coke

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I ate 122 + 122 + 135 calories in chocolate bars
thats 379 cals already
this is going to be a struggle to not go over today
give me strengh oh father

>>37147900
water+occasional coffee+occasional tea=elevated plane of existance-tier

>>37142427
today I actually did cheat on my diet accidentally

lost 11lbs so far in the span of a week of 300cal a day diet started at 240 currently at 229

>start eating without realizing it
>sleep
>wake up and see that I ate almost 3 thousand calories
>feel like shit and not gonna eat for the next 3 days as punishment

>>37142815
>twisties have gained 50% overall mass
>state often that is too big to tolerate
>casually eaten two of these new bags without noticeable side-effects

I'm also struggling to break bad habits. I had a reasonable lunch and feel no hunger. But I'm almost certainly going to make a late-night walk to maccas for a large 20 nugget meal and two hash browns

>>37148052
this is the only way I can lose weight too
lost 10kg this way
>tfw no dicipline to just eat like a normal person

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>>37148112
don't worry anon we are gonna make it

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>>37148206
yes anon we can do it
diet coke or any 0cal drinks are very good
feels so good to keep the calorie counter at 0 for as long as possible in a day, even when drinking a delicious diet coke with crushed ice it stays at 0

>>37148276
Lol you're not going to make it at this rate. You're being way too extreme. It's a lifestyle change, and there's no way that you'll be able to keep this routine of starving/binge eating going.

Fatfuck

>>37148276
i'm not a fat fuck like you guys but I have switched to drinking soda water with lime instead of coke most of the time. it's pretty good, you should try it.

>>37148415
carbonated water is pretty guuud

>>37148425
I love soft drink and would drink coke all day and night if it wasn't so bad for me.

>>37148448
I don't understand how anyone could actually enjoy drinking soda
it's literally just fucking corn syrup

>>37148575
I love the taste and feeling of fizzy drink and coke has always been my favourite.

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I like Bread. I could eat a whole loaf

>>37148659
A bread stick with butter is really nice.

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>ate 4 sausages and 9 meatballs today
Half of it in the morning and the rest now around mid day. I feel fucking fat as hell.

>>37148369
you are right, but its the only way for me that I can manage by myself
Ive been trying for 8 years now
im gonna make it desu

>>37146990
>tfw posted this comment 4 hours ago and still can't get Wendy's
Should I kill myself?

How do I stop myself from over eating?

I guess the Chinese I had last night? Ever since I moved closer to my job and started cooking my own meals the weight has slowly been coming off. I couldn't be bothered to cook when I lived so far from my job but now I really don't have an excuse

>>37150096
Put your food on smaller sized plates.
There's been studies about how it tricks your brain into thinking you're eating more food than there actually is because of how it fills up the plate.
It's also a good way to learn portion control.Oh and drink water or eat cashews, almonds, walnuts or anything with a lot of protein to curb hunger

im on a heavy noodle diet for the past 3 months.
mostly because i dont have enough money for other food

>>37150096
Work out for about two weeks and it will start to make you feel gross about poor food choices.

>>37142478
>>37143211
No, no. go further.

>>37142427
Drunk Minecraft to satisfy my autism.

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>>37142427

I just had a bag of pralines and a litre of coke, that was my supper