These are the types of men on OkCupid.
Then what is the point?
i'm a loser
want to see my okcupid profile?
Sure would appreciate tips to improve.
>>37142146
Yeah show profile I'm curious.
>>37142170
Please offer sincere advice.https://www.okcupid.com/profile/MyNameIsAbraxas/
>>37142146
bro you're doing it wrong
do it the way your brothers on there are doing
>>37142218
>indian pajeet kansas
say no more...... good luck in life dude lmao
>>37142218
Honestly I think the text is pretty good. The pictures seem decent too. You're just not that attractive though. I bet you get more attention than me though.
I would give it 10/10
>>37142123
Maybe I should try there then
At least I can put myself forward as more alpha than Eric Wareheim or Indian manlet
>>37142218
>I'm really good at
>Shitposting editorials
>Cunnilingus
>I spend a lot of time thinking about
>Elliot Rodger
DELETE
hahahahahahaha oh shit
>>37142218
Pajeet, my son....
let me give u some original advice
>>37142218
Don't forget to mention indians are the most powerful race on earth. Superpower by 2030!
Ok some serious advice is cut the drugs and casual sex from the profile. If a girls on okcupid, she's desperate for a husband, and probably is done with the cock carosoul now. So it's probably only scaring girls away than attracting any for sex.
>>37142379
Are people who go on okcupid considered women? Are people who go on okstupido considered men?
>>37142294
>her name is literally gibbs
>stacy "I get gibsmedats garnished from my baby daddy's paycheck" gibbs
>Now if you can't learn to love me and my kid more than the last guy, I'll garnish your paycheck too :)
>>37142263
I get a lot of anxious looks from strangers. "But like where are you FROM?"
>>37142278
The only unsolicited attention I get is from bots.
Thanks for the honesty, bruv.
>>37142292
I'm glad you like it. ;)
>>37142309
The poo goes in the loo. Understood.
>>37142379
Duly noted. I am really grateful for your pointers.
>>37142123
Is that fucking eric wareheim?
>outgoing and strong
damn we got us a chad right here
>>37142123
>>37142496
op doesn't realize its a screen grab from a netflix series. on the left, aziz ansari and on the right, eric wareheim. comedians. acting.
> these are the types of men on <nameofdatingsite>
no, bot. these are well-paid comedian/actors. they're not on ur site.
>b i sexuals
wow i've always dreamed of a threesome
>>37142559
i am the op, and i took the screenshot, and my point still stands. unless you are on the outside, i guess it's hard to understand. maybe try to be self-aware yeah?
>>37142580
do you think that if an attractive third joined, and the man fell in love with him/her, would the wife murder said person?
the guy looks cute enough, but i feel like the hambeast would kill me
>>37142599
> my point still stands
> be self-aware
> refutes nothing
nigga wut
>>37142618
i think i found your oneitis
>doesn't want kids
>quadrupletsexual
@sidebar: so are you female or male?
>>37142674
being aziz anzari doesn't make you a chad, nor is that other actor a chad. they're fucking losers and anyone can tell, no matter how much money he makes. would you fuck ralph if he had a billion dollars and looked like aziz ansari?
i feel like i saw him on the 4chan banner before
man we are truly part of the alpha uprising
>>37142244
Why does that rabbit have a harness? You don't take rabbits out for walks on a leash. You let them run around in an enclosed area .
>>37142123
dude's a giant! could get laid based on that fact alone. yea he'd have to go with a girl fairly equal in looks but you underestimate what being a giant can do.
tall or chubby girls want to feel petite. already hot or petite girls want to feel smaller.
>>37142794
> aziz not chad
> anyone can tell
i'm not sure if i'm being trolled.
sage.
>>37142825
I wish the competition at my age was this. Maybe these are all the losers I will join in 5 years. I will fucking end myself if it gets that bad.
>>37142876
what are you talking about? his whole persona is whiny effeminate manlet.
yea he's got money and fame, his features aren't ugly. Just because you have god tier social status doesn't mean you use it well.
like snapchat bro, he's handsome young rich and famous in his circle. goes for a VS model that is older than him and it was stated publicly he says no sex until marriage with her...
>>37142996
His features aren't ugly? Are you fucking serious? Maybe that indian doctor from Heroes was like a 3/10, Azis Ansari is an effeminate man. Kill thyself.
https://www.okcupid.com/profile/carebear74104>queer software specialist
Why do all the good ones have to go? Who made him this way?
https://www.okcupid.com/profile/Raldage
https://www.okcupid.com/profile/joeyluv85
Is the internet bad for people? Why is every nerdy man a fucking faggot?
>>37142794
>married to a wife
>and got a longdistance relationship
>and a boyfriend
>and wants more dudes to fuck in the butt
How many STDs must this buttmonkey have?
>has cats
I garentee there are multiple piss stains all over his/her/xer apartment that have not, and will never, be cleaned up. Enough to give a foul stench to the entire building. Motherfucker.
hello this is ITT Tech
People wonder why I say I have too much pride to ever join a dating service
>>37142218
>I don't think enough men are familiar with their prostates.
>>37143034
yes those pictures are equivalent face to aziz lol
he's a manlet and effeminate but he's not "ugly" facial aesthetics. maybe you have trouble looking at faces
>>37143078
abandon all yee hopes and thoughts of normalcy
>>37143034
are you a wom?
>>37143109
You have butt low standards. Don't talk to me.
>>37143092
Haha! You got me. I would say you shouldn't knock it until you've tried it. (Doesn't make it seem any less gay though)
https://www.okcupid.com/profile/RyuuNoKaze
>>>>>R9K>>>>>>>>>>> https://www.okcupid.com/profile/Otaku_sissy
^ 4chan
/thread
Well fuck lads, I've been thinking of trying online dating this summer but all of the screenshots posted show that the guys are all at most 4/10, so I would expect the women to be the same. I'm not bad, could probably pull off 8/10, should I even bother with a site like okcupid?
>>37143522
The girls are bombard by thirsty dudes so you will need to be exceptional to stand out. Nice photos are important. It's a mostly a shitshow but what else are you doing with your time to find pussy?
>>37143522
the fact that you're considering means you belong there.
>>37143563
I'm not doing anything, I work at a national lab surrounded by 50 year old men. I don't have many options
>>37143565
You're probably right. I'm not really into the tinder culture but a friend of mine really wants me to get on it because he wants to live vicariously through me, I'll probably try both over the summer
>>37142123
They're probably not that bad and would make better boyfriends than Chad. Too bad girls can't see this and cry "where have all the good men gone?" "no one wants me" etc.
>>37143764
No, they wouldn't make better boyfriends. You just say that and assume so to make yourself feel better. In reality, they're sought after not only because of their looks (because looks fade), but because of how great they are as men/boyfriends.
If anything, betas are really really really bad and have no idea how to treat or take care of a lady. They are literal children sissies.
>>37143163
are you retarded?
average boring face is not the same as ugly feature face. do you only see people as beautiful or ugly?
>>37142294
>the stacy showing off her son
>>37143837
Yeah, and he's ass fuck ugly to me. Now off.
I found my fiance off okcupid...
>>37143864
you better get used to mediocre looking ethnic celebs because its the way of the future anon!
>>37143065
am i the only girl attracted to pajeets?
>>37143928
you're too late to laugh at >>37142218
>>37143065
hello this is famous actor
>>37142218
>https://www.okcupid.com/profile/MyNameIsAbraxas/
I actually have some advice for you. do you still want it? because i cba type a paragraph if you've fucked off
>>37143928
pic related: half pajeet like me is the way to go
>>37144059
Yes, I'm eager to read anything you might have to say about how I can improve.
>>37144059
is this some sort of casey affleck cosplay? not bad. thin out monobrow
>>37144121
it's due for a plucking yeah lol
wow OK.
First: Stop saying how into books you are. I like Tolstoy as much as the next guy but if you say on your profile you're super into reading alone, that doesn't exactly scream "come and be a part of my amazing life!"
And that's exactly what you want your profile to say.
>Just another pseudo-intellectual dork sorting himself out.
no no no
self-deprecating humour is great for friendships, less so for initial romances.
>>37144097
fucked up my reply as you can see here:
>>37144464
death grips concert photo is great! your best photo by far.
the first photo is ok but it's just a bit "why are you taking professional looking photos in a park"
second photo is no good, this might sound racist but you look like someone who gropes women on public transport in this one. get rid of it.
more vacation pics. more pics with you around male and female friends. make sure it looks like you're the centre of attention.
you want your profile to say "wow, this guy's worth knowing!" and not because you can talk her ear off about the brothers karamazov for 3 hours.
>>37142123
Isn't that Eric from Tim and Eric?
>>37144506
lmao maybe my advice is bs i had to sign up (haven't had an account since i met my gf) and i got 1 view and 1 "like" already
loool no way love
>>37144464
>>37144506
A thousand thanks for your comments, my fellow brown friend. I certainly will take it to heart.
>>37144539
yeah he's in master of none, which is a great tv show on netflix about dating and modern life
>>37144097
another thing: do you have any pictures of you next to famous landmarks in foreign countries? those should get the job done. if that's a bit contrived for you, any pictures that show people you like to travel will do fine.
>>37144548
she actually looks like a lovely lady
>>37144610
I'll will definitely work on those kinds of images.
>age: 37
You are way too handsome for that age (no homo)
>>37144587
no problem. further advice:
pic related might help you meet someone great that you go really well together with, but a) my best relationships have been with people who were pretty much 100% unlike me, and b) you are not casting a wide net with these choices.
you need to focus on adventure. like being with you is some kind of fucking rollercoaster of doing cool shit. it isn't, like is suffering, (that's the secret), but you can't let on.
the literary shit doesn't really fly because when you're dating, you pretend you are someone who genuinely enjoys life. that's just dating in general, for both sexes. everyone pretends initially. and Dostoyevsky doesn't scream "I have a cool life and love being alive!"
Now that doesn't mean you can't be yourself. If, while on a date, you want to slip in a (VERY BRIEF) funny/romantic literary reference, go ahead. If she doesn't get the reference, no big deal just move on, but if she does, suddenly you're like, low-key intellectual, but you're not a pretentious douche about it. Definitely don't start talking about the plots of books you like, and definitely don't get into a pissing contest about who understood infinite jest better if it turns out she likes books too.
Use books in the same way as I used them in the paragraph above. You can tell I read, but I'm not shoving it in your face, it's brief, it's fun. It's a subtle hint that there's something going on beneath the surface. There'll be plenty of time to wallow in each other's depression later.
>>37144764
>pic related
>no pic
lmao
>>37144711
>You are way too handsome for that age (no homo)
cheers, but it's just angle and lighting
which reminds me: main reason your profile picture doesn't work is because it's a horrible angle. marlon brando wouldn't be picking up likes from that angle
>>37144786
also: More Thrifty? Are you fucking serious? You want to split the bill and she hasn't even met you yet?
also you don't need scientific, rational AND mathematical. they're basically the same thing for the purposes of dating and it just makes it sound like you don't have a good sense of who you are, which might be the case, but don't tell them that!
>>37144809
why the fuck are not married yet at 35
>>37144711
>>37144858
oh shit i thought you meant the woman lol
im 27, i just picked a random year because i had to sign up to see the pictures on your profile
>>37144828
>>37144902
OKCupid determines those rankings by algorithm but I can clear the questions that tilt those scores.
I've been approaching women (in person) that are out of my league to help with acclimating to rejection. How long did it take you to figure the precise interpersonal dynamics out?
What am I doing wrong? Please evaluate my okc account. https://www.okcupid.com/profile/uglypatch85
>>37145064
Seems fine so far but try talking about painting less. Do you not have any other interests? It makes you sound boring
>>37145064
VNV Nation is basic bitch, but your sci-fi interests are actually too niche as obscure as they seem at first glance: no one's actually read that shit.
>>37144920
>I've been approaching women (in person) that are out of my league to help with acclimating to rejection
wow jesus i have never done this you're braver than i am. i've met my last three girlfriends through friends.
>How long did it take you to figure the precise interpersonal dynamics out?
i was a virgin until twenty. i always thought it was because i'm short, but now i realise it was because i was /r9k/ bitter. once you have a few failed relationships under your belt, dating makes sooo much more sense.
having said that, it's not a zero sum game. different things about you will appeal to different people. i once had a girl tell me she "liked the way that I use my arms, to, like, open car doors and things". another girl slept with me because she said she loved neutral milk hotel and i told her i saw them live in poland -- we finished our beer and i said "where to next" (i was a tourist and she was showing me around) and she said "lets just go back and fuck" and i said "yes please"
dating is a fucking horrible embarrassing mess for everyone involved. it's still fun and exciting though, and i kind of miss it.
>>37145117
I literally practice 14 hours every day. I Don't do anything else, other than forcing myself to lift run and eat.
>>37145199
I cannot express my gratitude enough to you. There is so much more at play than I first expected. Orienting my projected self-image will be much easier and productive now.
This thread shows that even unappealing robots like me still have agency to attract a mate. I hope everyone is as inspired as I am to make meaningful changes in their presentation. May you all find true love.
>>37145315
Then include how you like to lift and run. Are you going to strictly date vegan women?
>>37145358
Nah I'm to desperate to be choosy like that.
I think this is the first positive thread I've seen on 4chan. It's beautiful, like a dirty pig learning to love itself
>>37145349
well no problem man! if you're as well-adjusted as you sound you'll do fine. just don't forget to flirt! i've done that on dates sometimes, just gotten really into a good conversation and forgot to flirt a bit, and then it just fizzles out. it's always awkward, there's no good way to do it, read the signals, flirt.
>>37145064
it's very obvious what you're doing wrong. you answered everything with "painting" and your first two photos are you, alone in a toilet. your profile is a huge bummer. i'm getting major depression just looking at it.
Firstly, the pictures.
Profile picture shouldn't be the side of your face! You shouldn't have taken it yourself! Use a picture someone took of you at... a funeral. It's perfect. That HINTS at how you're a tortured creative genius (more than say, a picture at a wedding), without being so aggressive, and you get to show that you look good in a smart clothing.
Lose the second picture too. Replace it with a picture of you and some friends in shot somewhere nice.
Third picture is by far the best it's still terrible. You are dressed like a total dork. why are you in a shirt with cargo pants. why are you STILL pulling a goofy expression? Every fucking photo with the goofy expressions, it comes off like you don't like how you look and you feel embarassed to be having your picture taken. This may be true but you're not putting your best foot forward with this shit. Dating is always pretense to a certain point in the beginning. Replace this one with a picture of you and your fucking easel, looking happy, as if the creative process wasn't painful and actually you find it super fun and casual.
Fourth picture has the same gesture as the second picture, but it's over your face. What is it with you and this gesture? is it an okcupid thing? What's the point of a dating website picture if they can't see your face? why are you hiding your face? why are you stood like that? Lose it.
More to come.
>>37145536
Replace the fourth picture with something like the third picture, but unlike the third picture make sure don't look like an 11 year old on a seaside vacation. And for gods sake frame your face properly. Are you sure you're a painter? because these photos look like shit and you're a handsome enough guy.
The fifth picture makes me wonder why you're asking for advice on here. You must *know* that nobody wants to get with this guy. He's got nothing going on. It's just "here's my face and im doing something with my mouth, i guess".
More to come.
>>37143928
i think pajeets are the most undesireable race with blacks as a runner up
>>37145536
holy shit how is this so funny yet helpful
>>37142244
what state is this jfc
>>37145594
I had a think and I guess you must do landscapes because you obviously have no idea what vibe your photos are giving off.
Anyway, onto the profile:
>My self-summary
I paint a lot.
>What I'm doing with my life
Going to college.
>I'm really good at
Painting
You may think this will attract someone deadpan, like Daria, the titular character from the MTV show Daria. But it won't. It will attract no-one. What that profile says is:
"nothing interesting happens in my life."
"if we go out i will probably talk at you about Basquiat for 3 hours"
>I spend a lot of time thinking about
How to get better at drawing and painting
>On a typical Friday night I am
Drawing, painting, or sculpting.
>You should message me if
I seem appealing.
the amazing thing is that girls find creatives (especially musicians and artists, less so writers) really fucking hot. you've somehow managed to turn your biggest asset into the #1 reason people are not connecting with you on this site.
More to come
>>37145660
Just had another thought
How in god's name is there not a picture of you at a gallery? Not one? picture? of you at a gallery?
boggles the mind. going for a smoke and then we'll reinvent your profile as someone who is fun to be around
>>37145697
>Not one? picture? of you at a gallery?
Christ this screams tumblr and makes me cringe.
>>37145714
>Christ this screams tumblr
Good! Because you know who is on tumblr?WOMEN
/r9k/ will have you believe that you have to be hyper-masculine in order to attract women but it's not true. Plenty of women have crushes on gay men. It's practically a trope. From my experience, women tend to see masculinity the same way men see women's obsession with clothes and cosmetics, like, "well I guess it's not their fault, they're a woman after all"
although i did think the punctuation looked a bit shit but clicked "post" anyway
>>37145776
You seem like a woman. Leave.
>>37145660
OK so. We've been over the pictures. Better dressed, frame your face, stop being so goofy. ONE goofy picture is OK, but make it a goofy picture at an art show or something.
Now for the words. Always keep in mind you're trying to sell *adventure*. You can't come off as someone looking for a woman to whisk you away out of your life of despair, because every woman on that website is looking for the same thing. You have to pretend to BE that person. Adventure is the name of the game.
Indoors can be an adventure, too. Rooftop cinemas, art galleries, music concerts. Vacations are always good but you can let some of your personality bleed in if you prefer being indoors.
Pretend to be someone that everyone likes being around. I remember once told me (this it's very cringeworthy) that people are either "radiators", or they're "drains". Radiators are the people who you always make sure you call if you feel like going out somewhere, because they're just such good gosh-darned FUN. They radiate energy, light up a room, they're good listeners, they don't talk at people. Drains are people like you and I. They browse 4chan. You know what I mean. It's not introvert/extrovert. Introverts can make great radiators if they're genuine, kind, warm and funny. Extroverts can be drains -- they can be exhausting to be around. But usually it's the other way around.
You know you need to come off as "not desperate", I know you know this as you went totally truthful and deadpan, and tried to take a sideways swipe the whole idea of online dating with your two leading "i'm alone in a toilet" pictures (I found your whole profile pretty funny, actually). But this doesn't work. It makes you sound like you might spend the date being a sarcastic, nitpicky little arsehole.
So treat like it's cool and just a bit of flirty fun rather than the pit of self-loathing it inevitably actually is, for everyone. Lie.
And then when you meet the right person you won't have to lie anymore. good luck.
>>37145903
Horrible advice from a woman. Uglypatch85, never take advice from a woman. Take it from men that know whats up. Do not lie. Your photos are great. Talk less about painting. Be yourself. The right girl will love your jokes and have the same sense of humor, after all that's what you want right? That is all. Women love to talk which is why she wrote an essay of unnecessary information. I summed it up short and sweet. Good luck.
>>37145975
>Horrible advice from a woman.
I'm not a woman. I'm this guy:
>>37144059
I've seen people on 4chan do this a lot. They think they can identify women by the way they write, and they can't. Because they don't know shit about men OR women.
>Do not lie.
Dating is all lies at the beginning. They're white lies, but they're lies all the same. Some people call it "putting your best foot forward", or "presenting the best "version" of yourself" but call it what it is: lying about not being miserable and alone.
>Your photos are great.
Yeah don't take this guy's advice. I'm sorry but no-one's going for mr-cargo-pants-alone-in-the-toilet. You know how I know? Because he asked for advice, here.
>Be yourself.
This is good advice, but don't be TOO yourself. You don't want to shove "yourself" in someone's face on the first date. Don't outline your worldview and opinions on famous painters. Let her be "herself" also. And conveniently leave out all the bits about "yourself" that aren't positive.
> Women love to talk
true enough but hey, so do i
>>37146044
I don't believe you. Post timestamp lady. Show us your tits while you're at it.
>>37142123
>implying Eric wareheim would fuck a roastie like you
Keep dreaming lass
>>37145975
>never take advice from a woman
True enough, don't take dating advice from women you know. Except about date clothes. In that area they know what's up.
>>37146044
You sound like I would like you but I find your suggestions really awful.
My friend told me that I shouldwear makeup to get bfbut I never wear makeup ever, so I feel that me doing something that isn't me will only attract people who aren't compatiable.
I AM miserable and alone and I want human relationships. I don't see anything wrong in admitting that.
The stuff about radiators and drains cut deep, though. I'm always whining to my friends even though I've tried to stop and shove it in a diary. I intiitively know the difference but I'd like to hear you talk more about it.
>>37146067
i did you one better: https://webmshare.com/GGGX7
>>37142294
>her name is literally gibbs
I'm dead. At least the baby isn't black.
>>37146184
Yeah okay Chad. Make another video and show your cat please.
>>37146173
>I find your suggestions really awful
>I AM miserable and alone
it works, people
jokes aside,
>I want human relationships. I don't see anything wrong in admitting that.
It's very simple. People like to feel special. If you go on a date with someone and it's clear that you're into them but also clear that you are so desperate that you pretty much date anybody, you make them feel shitty right off the bat. And the more you try, the more they'll pull away.
>I feel that me doing something that isn't me will only attract people who aren't compatiable.
or maybe you'll find someone who isn't anything like someone you imagined yourself being with, but is amazing all the same.
And for god's sake wear some makeup. Make an effort when you go out. Not wearing makeup doesn't make you look like someone who is confident enough in their appearance to not wear makeup. It makes you look like someone who has fucking given up. Yes women's beauty standards are far higher than men's. Yes it's unfair. Get over it.
>>37146242
Tfw I am on mobile and can't see webms but I know who this pseudo-tripfag is and i'm sort of annoyed
>>37146261
this is the first time i've been on /r9k/ this year and have probably visited a total of 10 times over the last 5 years so i highly doubt it.
>>37142244
>it gets worse
oh fuck off you spoiled shit
these are pretty average dudes you entitled cunt
>>37146274
Don't ignore me Chad show the cat please.
>>37146257
> conflating wanting relationships with being willing to take anyone
> amazing all the same
I fail to see how going again your value system will help find someone to relate to.
> it's unfair, get over it
No thanks. I'm not going to be intimidated with spinsterhood into doing something I don't want to do.
My best friend is happily married and she never wears makeup or shaves.
Good news, robots. There is a dating site specifically for autists.
https://www.spectrumsingles.com/
>>37146301
>implying taking some pride in your appearance means throwing your worldview out the window
jesus ms. wollstonecraft get over yourself
>No thanks. I'm not going to be intimidated with spinsterhood into doing something I don't want to do.
you sound like a kleptomaniac with agoraphobia, you want something but you don't want to go and get it. i can't help you out of this bind. i'd recommend mail fraud.
>>37146289
these pictures are living proof that men certainly do not age like wine
>>37142123
>dating side for losers
>pic related
>OP hasnt seen a real loser in his life
leaving your basement might widen your horizon
>>37146333
But I don't understand. Men want women to wear makeup then they brag about it being false advertisement and talk all this shit about us wearing it. What the hell is wrong with men.
>>37146298
https://webmshare.com/xOAXr
>>37146184
> posting face
Why.
>>37146324
Can someone make an account?
> tfw qweaszx is a qt
>>37146301
Being yourself is harder than being anyone else. It's a good filter but it takes guts to maintain.
>>37146357
Compare them to women of the same age and keep in mind the men are not caking their face with products designed to hide the effects of aging and various other imperfections.
>>37142123
But he looks kind of cute
>>37146364
>Men want women to wear makeup then they brag about it being false advertisement
On this site they do, because they rarely meet real women and have ridiculous expectations of the opposite sex while also being incredibly bitter.
Out there in the real world people are far better adjusted. Unfortunately you should probably wear makeup for them, too.
>>37146366
You should make a Youtube channel. Give us a quick background on the kitty (name, age, where you got her, etc.)
>>37146398
but its expensive and takes hours to make it look good. im so lazy. i would rather be single. thats how bad it is. sometimes ill go years without shaving my legs.
>>37146333
> get over yourself
I like myself.
> armchair psych
Hint: Use the Barnum effect and be intentionally vague if you want to insult people.
>>37146364
The problem is that you're supposed to be beautiful, but with no effort. Putting in effort breaks the illusion.
>>37146367
> sean bonnette?
>>37146378
I work with a lot of women in their late 20s to mid 30s and makeup is not allowed in the job, they look pretty damn fine
makeup merely enhances what you already have, it won't make an unattractive person attractive... does not help with wrinkles, bags under eyes or acne that is 3d, unless the girl is one of those sephora hoes which are uncommon
>>37142123
Is that guy in the white shirt that guy from the early 2000's sitcoms?
>>37146324
I don't see where it says its for autists.
>>37146426
> expensive
Yep.
> time consuming
Double yep.
> rather be single
Triple yep.
I don't have very high expectations for my bf's appearance, so if he expects me to invest more than him, that's indiciative of entitlement.
I would prefer being alone to being with someone I didn't respect or like. Although I get sad I'm still confident that person exists, I just need to get out if the small town I live in.
>>37146398
Fuck that noise.
>>37146366
do you have an instagram? i
>normies making fun of robot profiles
getting really tired of this shit
>>37146468
>A unique dating and social media website created BY people on the spectrum FOR people on the spectrum.
Guess what is one of the conditions on the spectrum
>>37146480
I agree with you fellow femanon. I like guys with dark eye circles, bit of acne, messy hair. I don't like the perfect 10/10 look. But it sucks how men want to opposite for women.
I feel like if a guy starts talking to me while I have makeup he's liking the illusion of me, not what I really look like.
I'd rather have a guy talk to me when I have nothing on so I can know it's real and he doesn't expect me to look like that each time.
>>37146426
>i would rather be single
then stay single, problem solved
>>37146431
i wasn't trying to insult you. i was making the point that in dating, societal expectations of you are at like, full volume. For both sexes. If you don't want to date, then don't. Just order guys in like pizza on Tinder (Obviously stay safe with this one, take a picture and send to a friend, etc.)
>The problem is that you're supposed to be beautiful, but with no effort. Putting in effort breaks the illusion.
Societally, it's not the putting in the effort that breaks the illusion, it's the admission of the putting in of the effort. For me, I don't care if my girlfriend wears makeup, I think she looks great with or without. But when we go out I appreciate that she makes the effort. If that makes me literally the devil then whatever
>>37146434
> no makeup on the job
What job?
> bags
Good concealer can do that, it's just expensive.
> atttactive
Which really shouldn't matter if you're not a superficial twit.
> i have a physical type i like
> completely ignored that physical type and crushed on a chubby Chinese manlet because he was sarcastic, had good taste in music, and shared my obsession with insects.
Good people don't let this sort of thing hold them back.
>>37146504
I actually think this is just robots trolling robots but I agree.
>>37146510
i wonder what a relationship with two autists is like
>>37146488
no
>>37146516
>I feel like if a guy starts talking to me while I have makeup he's liking the illusion of me
Initially, dating is always liking each other's "illusions". Physical or personality-wise.
these are very normy complaints everyone
>>37146488
no instagram, no twitter, no facebook. sorry
>>37146528
my mind can't comprehend how makeup could make anything other than a discoloration go away
work at a hospital making IVs, to go in the cleanroom there is no nail paint/makeup/hairspray or anything like that allowed
>>37146527
>But when we go out I appreciate that she makes the effort
Why? What does going out have to do with it? Are you trying to show your friends how hot she is or something?
>>37142218
>https://www.okcupid.com/profile/MyNameIsAbraxas
be less serious
22 year old women are not looking for a grim manly man unless you are some muscleChad. Furthermore, you don't say what you are-- you show it by eliciting the emotion. How many girls say they are 'fun' while being boring af?
>>37146570
make one more video please Chad.
>>37146516
Guys go by looks, women go by personality. Accordingly, women use makeup to enhance looks, guys use bullshit to enhance personality.
>>37146516
Thank you! And people who look sleepy are always endearing.
> illusion
Yep! When I do wear makeup I get more attention, but it's always from people I end up disliking.
>>37146527
> problem solved
> literally the devil
Simmer down.
> appreciating the effort
I can understand that, but the importance of putting in effort is that it means you're special to them.
If they do something ever day for every one's approval, then how is that effort unique to you and therefore meaningful?
>>37146558
> always
Only if you approach someone cold and have to make inferences.
If you're friends with someone there's no illusion since you know them.
Infactuation leading to a healthy relationship isn't rare, but it isn't always the case.
>>37146580
>>37146580
>Why?
Because I made an effort too! If we're going out somewhere nice then it's nice to look nice. I don't want to rock up to a restaurant in a hoodie looking like a couple of spoiled kids whose parents are about to come out of the bathroom and sit with them. She's more into this idea than I am, but I get it, at least.
And she loves makeup. Which is fine by me. It's not like she's a "stacey" or whatever, she reads, she's whip smart on politics and and she cracks me up. She just happens to like makeup.
And yeah, we spend most of the time watching TV in our pants but who doesn't like a romantic night on the town? pic related: her
>>37146595
prety creepy. also i'm 5'6 and slightly overweight, i'm hardly your chad. sorry if that shatters whatever weird illusion you're having
>>37146571
My friend's mom had to give up her manicured nails to work as a janitor in a hospital.
Weird, but I guess it makes sense.
>>37146580
I think his rationale is that she's trying to impress him and that's flattering. It's the difference between hand picked flowers and swinging buy and picking up whatever's in stock.
Which, yes, that could be flattering on an individual date basis, but it's not a justification for everyday makeup use.
>>37146622
Pretty childish assessment.
>>37146670
>When I do wear makeup I get more attention, but it's always from people I end up disliking.
This! I hate the attention. When I put effort into my looks I start to attract Brad and he's not the guy I want. Robots become intimidated and ignore me. We never win. Sometimes I try to look ugly on purpose just to avoid the wrong guy.
>>37146692
> she's not stacey because she does something a 5 year old is expected to do and that 99% of the population does.
>>37146692
>8/10 in looks
>has attractive perfect gf
>not a virgin
>"not Chad"
>lies about height and weight
why are normies so delusional.
>>37146694
>childish assessment
Not an argument.
>>37146699
You get me.
It's not really about looking "ugly", I just have better shit to do. I work in a lab, volunteer in a greenhouse and am in school full time.
> working with plants that make me blow my nose
> ponytails
> goggles
> lab coat
> short lunch breaks
>glasses
> humidity
Am I really going to worry about reapplying makeup? Or am I going to do my work? If someone can't respect that, they're probably an idiot with skewed uo priorities.
>>37146838
People who try to find a mate at work have screwed up priorities in general.
>>37146822
Hi friend! I'm not sure if you're aware, but when you make a sweeping generalization, the burden of proof lies on you. Me pointing out that your generalization is childish doesn't have to be an argument, since you've proven nothing for me to respond to.
Thanks, and have a great day.
>>37146301
>My best friend is happily married and she never wears makeup or shaves.
She might be but I assure you her husband isn't. Poor lad probably is grinning and bearing it lest her wife and her best friend start going off about how he's making her go against how she "truly is" or whatever mental gymnastics you use to justify such sloppiness
>>37146855
Not sure I completely agree, although yesh, you shouldn't shit where you eat.
> but all my hobbies are outdoors so my point still stands
> i am not dressing up to go hiking
Hell, when I go hiking, I'll be lucky if my clothes match and aren't covered in mud.
>>37146670
>If they do something ever day for every one's approval, then how is that effort unique to you and therefore meaningful?
well in that case it's not for me. actually even if we go on a date, it's not for me. it's for her. it's for the whole aesthetic. i'm having trouble putting the idea into words
>>37146699
>Sometimes I try to look ugly on purpose just to avoid the wrong guy.
my gf was thinking about getting a septum piercing for this exact reason.
>>37146730
> she's not stacey because she does something a 5 year old is expected to do and that 99% of the population does.
ok i'll elaborate, she reads like me, i.e. the russian heavyhitters, american postmodernists, british stuff like the brontes, eliot et. al. woolf. you get the the picture. she reads fiction. great taste in film, too.
>>37146694
>I think his rationale is that she's trying to impress him and that's flattering
couldn't be more wrong. it's about valuing the time together. being somewhere nice, both looking nice, it's a good feeling. there's nothing malicious here i promise
>Which, yes, that could be flattering on an individual date basis, but it's not a justification for everyday makeup use.
honestly couldn't care less about every day makeup use. we started this conversation talking about wearing makeup specifically, not even for in-relationship dates, but for FIRST dates. If you don't want to wear makeup every day, don't. But what kind of message does it send if you don't make an effort on the first date. In fact, i'll revise what i said earlier. Don't wear makeup if you don't want to, if you're fun enough that you'll leave a good first impression regardless then more power to you.
>>37146504
>implying real robots even bother with profiles
You were the normal fag all along.
>>37146878
Nah, they're very much in love. But hey, feel free to alter whatever bits of reality don't fit your preconceived notions. Confirmation bias is a blast.
>>37146878
I don't think you understand what wearing makeup is like. It literally feels like a mask. You can't touch your face, you can't cry, and have to reapply shit every now and then like lipstick or mascara. Then when you take it off it takes forever and burns your eyes. It's messy and just disgusting really. It builds up bacteria.
It clogs your pores and makes acne worse. Until you experience this, do not tell me I am sloppy for not wearing makeup. If anything the women wearing it are sloppy. Just look at any wipe a girl uses to take off her makeup. It looks so gross! Her face is swarming with bacteria.
>>37146902
>Don't wear makeup if you don't want to, if you're fun enough that you'll leave a good first impression regardless then more power to you.
but if you're going into the date all half-assed and deadpan, sitting there, expecting the guy to perform the entire date for the both of you, you better look fucking hot.
>>37146856
Wow, passive-aggressive much? I must have really struck a chord with you for you to get that flustered and start regurgitating schweeny high-school debate terms and screaming for citations. You obviously don't have any other explanation to refute why women wear makeup and fancy clothes and why men are constantly peacocking and telling tall tales and doing mad shit. It's simple human behavior. Go out and observe people once in awhile.
>>37146902
>you don't make an effort on the first date
There's other ways a woman can make effort without her feeling uncomfortable. Dress nicely, do you hair, and have good hygiene. That's it. No need to cake their faces in chemicals.
>>37146943
she's right though it is an incredibly childish assessment.
>>37146943
> says something stupid
> that's stupid
> uh that's not an argument
> okay, here's why you're stupid.
> omg you're so mad stay mad here's an anecdote go outside stay mad
>>37146943
>Wow, passive-aggressive much?
Literally and unironically shoot yourself in the head
>>37146902
> entry level /lit/
>>37146989
>Literally and unironically
Two overused words that will forever make me cringe.
>>37146968
OK fine fair enough! that's basically what i was trying to say at the end anyway:
> In fact, i'll revise what i said earlier. Don't wear makeup if you don't want to, if you're fun enough that you'll leave a good first impression regardless then more power to you.
I was trying to use makeup as an example to make a broader point about societal expectations. I totally understand being philosophically against makeup (hell I'd probably stay the fuck away from it if I were woman).
>>37147002
Nice blog post, buddy
>>37146887
It's really weird when I go hiking and see people dolled up like there's a secret club just over the next hill or some shit. I guess they gotta look good for that 'gram of them being like totes active and shit.
>>37146993
yeah i don't have all day to sit around and read books i have a job you neet fuck
>>37146902
> first date
I misunderstood you. That makes a little more sense than everyday makeup use. I still disagree, " aesthetics" never really appealed to me in any sense.
>>37146922
I think you're exaggerating a bit, but yeah, it's super constrictive.
I just want to eat this appetizer and drink that beer without smearing lipstick everywhere.
>>37146887
if you like hiking i'm sure you'll have no problem dating. all the daters can't get enough fucking hiking
>>37147036
Not a blog post, roastie. Take your Tumblr dictionary and get the fuck out of here.
>>37147038
It's insane. Why would you try to look good when you're going to be sweaty soon?
>>37147055
Hell, I like you. I might even let you come over to my house and fuck your girlfriend.
>>37147039
> guys i read!
> i mean i read adult books!
> i mean i don't read you NEET!
>>37147039
Wagie, wagie, wagie. We both know you have time. You are just simply not intelligent enough to use your time wisely like us superior NEETS are. Face it, your real lack of knowledge stems from more than just your wagie cucked life.
>>37147041
The whole thread is about dating. Did you not see all the profile advice earlier? The point was that two perfectly nice, cool-seeming guys in this thread will have to almost completely reinvent themselves in order to cast a wide enough net to have success in online dating. surely you can see why I was playing the tiny violin over the fact you might have to put on some mascara to achieve the same effect.
>>37147041
It's not exaggerating. I'm constantly touching my face. If you're going full-face for a day, it's hell.
>>37147103
oh god i've fallen right into his trap
>>37147096
god you must be insufferable in real life. "Ohh, you read Tolstoy, do you? how entry level... any supreme gentleman such as me would have moved on to, shall we say, deeper cuts?"
fuck off lol
>>37147092
*my girlfriend
Silly wagie, I've already been to your house and fucked YOUR girlfriend during work hours. She needs an intellectual man like me.
>>37146970
But you and the other angry bots have no other explanation for people's behavior when seeking mates, do you? It's one thing to denegrate someone's statement, another to offer a better theory. I would love to hear it, really.
>>37147139
>wearing some moisturising foundation is hell
no it isn't
>>37146905
nah
im white knighting those who do
little reminder that failed normies shit on everything trubots do
>>37147172
But anon, I don't even have a girlfriend; I just have a dog...
>>37146989
>kys
So you admit that I'm right? Thanks!
>>37147181
>offer a better theory
what? sure here's a theory: people are different. making such deep, broad generalisations about any large enough group of people is childish by definition. hows that for a theory, dork
>>37147202
There's nothing right about you
>>37147051
> tfw all my hiking is part of my classwork these days
> i'm either alone or it's 13 people maximum
>>37147131
>it was about dating so your misunderstanding was silly
I could be talking about wearing makeup everyday in order to be approached cold, when approaching someone else, everyday in a relationship to make effort, etc. None of these are unrealistic interpretations of what you didn't specify.
> tiny violin
Calm down.
>>37147139
I never experienced that, but I wouldn't doubt it.
>>37147131
Shhhh. Everyone. A moment of silence for the roastie. She had the spend 10 minutes of her day applying cosmetics for male attention. Muh heart feels for you Ms. Roast.
>>37147163
> acts pretentious about his reading
> gets laughed at
> "you're insufferable"
>>37147201
>implying NEETS dont fuck dogs too
Wagie your mind is far too limited for us to interact any further. Carry on little one.
>>37147131
> person says that they misunderstand
> acts like a dick to them
Go back to back pedaling, failed normie >>37147029.
>>37147251
No, I was implying that you do. Come back when you're not 'to smart' to banter
>>37147181
> " mates"
Stop trying to use babby's first biology lingo. It sounds stupid.
See >>37147214.
>>37147230
> he samefags his own le epic troll post
Wow.
>>37147075
I went on a short hike last weekend, and about 3 miles in after a short climb there's a scenic plateau with flowers and a great view of our dumb state's most iconic mountain. Of course it was filled with Chads and Stacies (and quite a few Pajeets and Ahmeds) taking snapshots of each other for insta. Social media was a mistake.
Thankfully the rest of the trail was abandoned. We need more fun unmarked trails.
>>37147315
Your female brain capacity is showing.
>>37147294
I'm not impressed with your lack of social skills. It sounds like you want my superior NEET cock in your boipussi. Bend over for the NEETgod.
>>37147343
> he thinks that (you)s matter
> he thinks anyone who points out his samefaggotry is a roastie
Going to call me Reddit, too?
small reminder that internet discussion are like the specialolympics
even if you win, you`re still retarded
>>37147272
how is that "acting like a dick", i'm just trying to get my point across in a reasonably fun way.
>>37147220
> tiny violin
Calm down.
ok i'm trying to not "act like a dick" here, but describing makeup as hell and then saying "calm down" to "tiny violin" is a teensy bit rich
>>37147241
so wait you're saying that even though you're laughing at me because the books i like are "entry level", but i'm the pretentious one?
ok m8
>>37147315
clearly neither of those posts were me
>>37147336
I think pictures are okay, but I agree, it's annoying when that's all they do. It's just virtue signaling.
> unmarked trails
Watch normies die on those.
>>37147343
I wasn't that anon.
>>37147410
>presents screenshot that makes no sense
>fails to recognize if I was samefagging there would be a (you) on the reply
>pretends to be male to cover up her stupidity
Roasties. Gotta love em.
>>37147658
> teensy bit rich
I never made the comments about makeup being hell, that was another anon. Which was pretty obvious, considering I kept interacting with her.
>>37147658
>ok i'm trying to not "act like a dick" here, but describing makeup as hell and then saying "calm down" to "tiny violin" is a teensy bit rich
just realised i've confused the two separate people i'm replying to. i think i have my threads crossed which might be why i'm using the wrong tone in two separate threads at the same time. my bad
How long did you guys keep internet dating profiles before giving up forever?
I lasted about a month.
>>37147676
> screenshot that makes no sense
Hi! See you're having some trouble understanding a very basic > implication.
If I was taking a screenshot of you responding to my comment, there should be a (you), but there wasn't, because (you)s in a screenshot don't make prove anything. In other words, you're still same fagging.
Sorry this was complicated for you.
>>37147214
You can make a generalization without it being wrong. Yeah, you can make exceptions, such as men who simply rape, but that has always been aberrant behavior for as long as the rule of law has existed. As for all people being unique special snowflakes like yourself, well, I hate to break it to you, but neither you nor they are special or unique. Humans have the same needs, and go about fulfilling them in mostly the same way, regardless of whatver behavioral systems have been developed to govern them.
>>37142218
>Lifting heavy things up and putting them down
does this include your ass when you go n get tendies?
>>37147658
I never said liking entry level books was bad, just that if you're going to bring up how well read you are, you should be able to back it up.
>>37147219
There are many who would disagree! But they would all agree that I'm a prick, so we can go with that. ',:^)
>>37147737
> use Occam's razor on a massive generalization
>get called a snowflake by a dude bragging about reading the Brontes
Oh kek, you've tepped me well over the years.
>>37147702
>always delete mine shortly after having some empty, meaningless sex with someone i've tricked into liking a version of "me" i barely recognise
not worth the effort imo
>>37147737
shoehorning in this "special snowflake" shit doesn't make you look clever. Making good, well-tempered generalisations is the job of the good writer. I like "The Love Affairs of Nathaniel P."; it's a book that makes generalisations about men and women, but it's always fair and kind, even to the characters it mocks. Your generalisation was too deep, too broad and too untrue in too many cases for it to be useful or resonant. You're not a fucking thinker.
>>37147752
i didn't "bring it up", someone said that reading is something a 5 year old can do and 99% of people do it so doing it doesn't exactly make my girlfriend "not a stacey" and i clarified that I meant literature. Everything after that was you fucking reaching and looking like a tool.
>>37147220
I'm sure you'll find yourself a nice hiker
>>37147779
i think you're confusing him with me. i am the person he was replying to. and i wasn't bragging about reading the fucking brontes, i was just trying to clarify jesus christ
>>37147779
I've never read the Brontes, though. 19th century English literature doesn't do anything for me.
>>37147817
> brings up gf on anonymous imageboars
> brings up that she "isn't a stacey" because she can read a book
> when told that's stupid, attempts to disprove it by what he thinks is great literature
> keeps getting laughed at
> you're not a fucking thinker
Oh, man.
>>37147817
anyway, enough of this. i entered this thread giving someone the advice that they shouldn't mention books too much on a date because they don't want to come off like a pretentious douche. and i have left the thread mentioning books too much (when fucking prompted by someone saying HURR 5 YEAR OLDS CAN READ RETARD) and obviously coming off like a pretentious douche myself.
anyway i'm going out. have fun stewing in your misery and reading fucking Gass or whatever you people are laughing at me not being into
>>37147860
> brings up gf on anonymous imageboars
in a thread about dating, in context
> brings up that she "isn't a stacey" because she can read a book
staceys dont read though, do they? kind of a trick question considering "stacey" is just a concept you made up to justify hating women
> when told that's stupid, attempts to disprove it by what he thinks is great literature
that's not even a fucking sentence
> you're not a fucking thinker
if the boot fits, buddy
>>37147721
This is so fucking autistic it makes me uncomfortable. Literal retard right here.
>>37147899
Hating Stacy doesn't mean you hate women. It means you hate someone with everything handed to them, with a total lack of empathy for people around them. Whether you read or not doesn't affect your Stacy status, it's a state of mind.
>>37147899
Chad just make the video and we'll all be happy.
>>37147817
>too untrue in too many cases
>empty, meaningless sex with someone with someone i've tricked into liking a version of "me" i barely recognise
Well, it's certainly true in your case!
>>37147877
> being this originally mad
>>37148035
shut the fuck up you autistic fuck
>>37147877
Chad don't leave without making the video please
>>37147899
> in a thread about dating he mentions his gf likes politics
> sentence
> complaining about syntax on 4chan in a greentext
>tfw autistic anons lured Chad away
>tfw he wont be back for a long time
>tfw will never get the video
>>37142554
Sideways photo. People who do that on dating apps need to die
>>37142825
>that feel you get when you realize the initial competition to get up on the male hierarchy ladder is pretty easy.
>>37145064
You seem cute. Ditch the urinal pic. I used to rape boys like you in prison.