You walk up to a sassy black receptionist at the front desk. She ignores you and continues typing on her computer. She seems moody. What do?
>>37136013
timidly say, "uhhh.....excuse me can i get some help plz"
>>37136040
"NIGGA do i look like your personal slave? racist white cracka fuck outta here!"
>>37136040
She looks up and stares at you with a look that says *dis white boi baka*
"Hold on", she mumbles.
2 minutes pass by.
>>37136057
I'm 8 percent black tho
>>37136076
I say
>Is there someone working here who serves customers?
>>37136230
I pretty much say this too.
"Hi, Is there someone who can help me with X"
>>37136013
Ayy yo nigguh, u bes' luk at me when I's talkin' to u or I bust a cap in yo blak ass. Fo' reel homie. I ain't playin', dawg.
>>37136230
She lets out a heavy sigh. She picks up a phone, dials a number, and makes constant eye contact.
"Yea der's a guy here... yea he's been standin here fo'eva... ok"
She puts the phone down and goes back to typing on her computer.
2 more minutes pass by.
There's no way this wouldn't end in me shouting
>DO YOUR FUCKING JOB
and getting kicked out of the building. I have struggled in these kinds of situations in the past and it has ended poorly.
>>37136387
I say "I'm sorry ma'am" and sit down and wait patiently.
>>37136262
She aint impressed.
>>37136660
Another sassy black woman comes up to the desk and starts talking to the sassy black receptionist. They talk in heavy ebonics. You cannot understand them. They talk for 10 minutes as you sit.
>>37136729
I continue to wait patiently.
>>37136754
They laugh as they talk about some guy Tyrone. They ignore your existence and talk for 15 more minutes. They have clearly forgotten about you.
>>37136848
I start hooting and hollering like a monkey.
>>37136848
I can't believe that anyone would be so pathetically cucked as to accept this treatment. Well, except maybe pic related.
>>37136899
"EXCUYOOOOSE ME!" She gives you this look.
"I"M TALKIN HERE"
>>37136999
"Ma'am I have a fairly urgent matter that I need to talk with Dr. Blomowitz about. it's related to my cancer treatment. if you could please call again and tell him it's urgent"
>>37137121
"We all dyin sweethart, dont make you nuthin special. Think you can come in heea actin a'fool. You betta off than we wuz when we wuz slaves. Now sit down."
She now takes out her phone, likely to tweet about what just happened and how some white boy is bugging her.
>>37137225
I drive my Hanzo steel iaito past her folds of fat and let her know that she is an inferior being. Then I tell her I'm going after her children next.
>>37137325
Suddenly Tyrone walks through the door and looks at you like this.
Whip out my dick. No negress can resist the power of the BWC.
>>37137475
I realise my short range teleports has malfunctioned - zounds - but I smirk and unleash my minigun to spit hot bellows of screaming death, cleansing the dirty flesh from his mercifully white bones
>>37137478
"Call dat a cock? Tyrone least twice as big."
>>37137525
Sassy black receptionist was a member of the Bloods. Tyrone and his crew kick in the front door ready to fuck you up.