Daily Escort Thread

Ran out of characters.
It wasn't the girl in the OP pic. That girl is one I've always wanted to tap but is retired now.

Also, short guide:
Trim pubes, shower, and use mouthwash. You'll be fine. (Don't be black, Indian, or have major penor deformities, though).
Join a review site and do your research. If you're cheap you can do backpage, but its more work and you'll have to deal with prudes who don't do anything without condoms.

>>37115787
Is that a girl (male)?
I kinda see a bulge if we ignore the choker that's hiding the Adams apple and the crimson chin.

>>37115820
Also don't be disabled unless you want her to refer you to her haggy older friend who's skirting retirement

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>>37116231
Nah, just an unfortunate arrangement of shadows

tfw all the escorts near me are just gross slags and not professionals.

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>>37116231
Here is another

>>37116272
I don't have experience with this so I don't have much advice. Depends on the girl and the disability, I imagine.

>>37116369
Sad to hear it bro. You in a small city?

Selection was pretty bad where I was from (~450k population). Sometimes some pretty good escorts would visit though- since it was in the midwest and a girls gotta take a break from the longass drive.

>>37116428
I live near charlotte and most of the girls seem like girls just doing this for fun and quick, easy money rather than actually doing it as a career. And on top of that most of them are fat, look dirty and are usually black

>>37116324
>>37116371
For a girl with an innie she sure had quite the bulge on the first pic.

the tattoo really bothers me because it's not perfectly formatted
is this the power of autism?

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>>37116551
Hmm, surely there would be some activity in Charlotte.

I'm a Texasfag though, and Texas is escort central. Top tier talent & bodies at very competitive rates.

Anyway, Eccie is the top review board in Texas and I haven't had much reason to look at others. My understanding is that The Erotic Review is popular nationwide.

Sad thing about Black girls is they don't stuck dick. I can't do condoms, and BBFS is too taboo for most girls to talk about, so CIM is my only release. I see tons of sexy Black ladies, just no dicksuckers...

Anyway, quick-buck girls sometimes give up extras for cheap. If you put in some work you may get some good results.

>>37116568
I used to have alot of pics... but some friends were coming through town and I got paranoid about them going through my porn. I had to gather these from reviews and ads.

Anyway not to be a white knight, but I found her sexy as fuck. She had some professional quality pics that were fucking incredible. (Active Texas Johnfags probably would remember- the set with white stockings. DAYUM)

>>37116642
Yeah you got the autisimo.
Different girl, but I see the tattoo with some regularity. What did she mean by this?

>>37116717
Have you consider some form of sex tourism?
You might as well get some traveling in if you're going to pay for sex.

>>37116754
>go on a sex tourist trip
>accidentally fuck an underage girl in SE asia
>spend the rest of life in Jail

>>37116754
Yeah but I'm lazy and introverted. And a very poor linguist.

I was honestly thinking about China, I hear the local brothels get a lot of rural girls who don't know about condoms (or are submissive enough to not use them).

>>37116793
I also don't want to get vanned. Any Thaibros get in on this? How do they catch you- you post it on FB or whatever and they bust you when you get back?

>>37116849
hell if I know dude. I've heard story about white people walking through poor neighborhoods where mothers are begging them to fuck their daughters so they can get married and have a better life. Shit's fucked

>>37115787
>>37116324
I still like the idea of doing a Pretty Woman.

Like this girl here. If she wasn't very likely a total train wreck junkie STD palace, I'd date a girl like this. I think she's pretty.

Honestly, I'd rather date a girl who fucked 100s of guys for $ and knew exactly what it was all about, than a girl who fucked 50 guys just to boost her self esteem or fill the empty hole in her soul.

But, unfortunately escorts are almost universally fucked in the head, and if they're not, they're Ultra Staceys who have realized that their pussy can make them a millionaire.

>>37116909
Yeah I hear there are alot of hapa kids wandering the streets out there.

>tfw willing to engage in a sham marriage just for the sex, but don't know where to look

>>37116946
>dating
Well, I heard the reason she retired is that she found a sugar daddy. But have no illusions- they're always in it for the money.

Plenty of escorts do actually have their shit together. You ever know someone who can't stand a certain food, but you like it/don't mind it? Its kinda like that, except you get paid $300/hr to do something you don't mind or maybe even like.

Some are indeed fucked in the head, pimped, drug addled, and so on- but plenty are stable and rational. But they are expert manipulators. If you got a bottomless bank, then sure you can date, but if not you'll be disappointed.

I was a khv the day before my marriage at my 18th birthday. we had planned to do anal and vaginal and oral during our wedding night.
long story short I skipped the wedding and paid to fuck an escort in the ass
I didn't cum, but I did run out of the hotel room into the street like Tarzan entering civilization
I was abducted shortly after by a group of Am(pm)ish Mormons and their alien friends

>>37117148
>Getting married on your 18th birthday
Were you raised by fundies? Sounds like you were pressured or it was an arranged marriage.

I didn't cum my first time either. I had bad performance anxiety (and ED) and it took some time for me to be comfortable with my own body.

I recommend giving it another try though. Took me 3 times to actually cum. I wanted my first time to be FS (to feel like a man, I guess) or atleast BJ (my fetish) but it was actually HJ. I always found HJs boring in porn, but they are actually really stimulating to me IRL. Try some things and be willing to take an honest assessment of yourself.

Anyone know a site for hookups that's not on the phone and not Christian Mingle?

>>37117216
I was raised by the ancient Aztecs in Pangeic MesoCanadamericana
o shit; a dinosaur!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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>>37117279
Christian Mingle is the place for hookups?

Sorry bro I only know play for pay.

Help me out bros I need a hookup site :(((((((((((

>>37116849
no one gets caught... dude. just stay in the cities and youll be fine because plausible deniability. in the major cities even if the girl is underaged she'll claim to be 18 and no one will care or ask otherwise

the thai girls look better from the reviews ive read, than the chinese ones

Vancouver, Canada

any tips?

>>37117308
its for Christians to dangle their withered parts together

What's the point of escorts? You're still a cultural virgin if you fuck one.

>>37117514
I don't know which sites are popular in Canadaland, but isn't prostitution legal there?

From what I hear from Eurobros, it means lots more short-lived careers, but you get a better hot-to-dollar ratio and alot more of them do extras for cheap (bareback, etc)

>>37117607
True but I feel alot better about it. Previously I was immensely anxious. I dreaded being in the room if anyone ever brought up sex, or worse, asked me about it.

Now I know what I was missing, and I know I can get it if I want it. Leagues better than being a depressed KHV on the verge of being an hero.

>>37117607
I just slapped you over the back with a wet towel-get out of here

Where can I find in Austin texas?

>>37117702
Austin is pretty dope, but if you have the choice, Dallas is THE place, followed closely by Houston.

Anyway, I'm an Austinbro. Whatchu looking for senpai? Body? Services? Lay it on me.

>>37117702
look in a crevice

>>37117632
>but isn't prostitution legal there?
decriminalized

In CA, how do I do this without ending up in jail

>>37115820
>Don't be black, Indian, or have major penor deformities, though).
Might want to specify east indian, I'm native american and the guy from abq that posts sometimes and never had problems with race, some if the girls are kind of into it since we are rare, had a japanese girl lose her shit and get all excited because she thought native americans flat out didn't exist
My story with her isn't very notable outside of that though

>>37117813
Honestly its pretty chill everywhere.
Stings are rare even on backpage.
But if you're really paranoid, join a review site first. See which girls have reviews, read them, etc. Lurk for awhile.

Cloak-and-dagger shit won't get you out of jail, but some girls are superstitious and will be weirded out if you talk about sex acts/money too early. Short guide: Do your research, find out what she does from reviews, find her rates from ads/reviews, and then book without mentioning either. Put the money down on nearby furniture and go to the bathroom for a minute.
Some guys swear by paying only after the fact, but many girls are freaked out by this.

>>37117872
Cool, I'm an ABQ bro too. Sadly natives pretty much don't exist outside of concentrated areas, though.

>>37117725
Just getting my dick wet

>>37117732
What's that? Ori

is p411 worth it?

>>37117929
How wet are we talking? BBFS? CIM?
There are tons and tons of option if you want to stick your (covered) dick in something.

Just make an account on Eccie and look at the Austin ad board. Its jam packed.

>>37118006
I think it is. It made booking my first girl super simple. Also, it weeds out many of the crazies. Lots of girls on P411 don't even actually view my profile. Just the fact I'm contacting through P411 gets me through screening.

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what about maybe paying random girls on the street? I see it in porn video and obviously it's fake as fuck there but would they go for it irl?

like if you talk to them alone while nobody else is around and you have enough money on you will girls actually do shit for it?

I some how wound up with 8,000 to spend and I have a pretty sizable dick. (get good rates on /soc/) I really wanna try it, but how would I go about it?

anybody actually try this before?

>>37117702
Here's my Austin tip.. Super hot blonde occasionally in Austin named Alexis that posts on BP. She bounces between Austin, Dallas, and Tampa iirc.. Has good reviews, real pics. When I lived in Austin, if she was in town, I went to see her. Worth it every time.

My second option was to find an asian. Austin has great asian houses/apartments for a full service massages. Sometimes it can be hit or miss, but if you find one you like, take advantage before the sushi runs out

>>37118184
Hmm dunno what the success rate would be with actual rando girls.

If you want more bang for your buck, the place to find it is /soc/, craigslist, etc. You'll have to work for it more, but it sounds like that is what you want.

>>37118205
>Girls on BP
Man ain't nobody gonna be able to find shit with a name that vague

Anyway, here is a few I found just looking for newbie friendly. Google their name + Eccie
Camillerose
Cannon58
Britttany_love
Alana kay (I actually want to meet this one)
Lioness (she openly advertises BBFS but man she is butch)

>>37115820
>Don't be black, Indian, or have major penor deformities
I have very noticeable fordyce spots and am afraid I'll get turned down when a girl sees them. Am I fucked? No pun intended.

>>37118380
I have them on my lips but they aren't noticeable.

I wish I had better news, but many girl's screening practices revolve around checking dicks for bumps. Probably you should bring it up before you meet.

>>37117514
Perb.ca my man

>>37117813
California, not Canada, right? If so, try NightShift (dot co, not dot com).

>>37118147
>It made booking my first girl super simple.
nice. thanks

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22 virgin here, at what age did you go to your first whore? did you lost your virginity to one? what's was it like?

I feel like going to an escort is a point of no return, as if I'll just keep fucking whores for money all my life but I can't get pussy for free because I'm socially retarded and I'm always alone so maybe it doesn't matter, I need some guidance

>tfw 27 yo virgin
>strongly considering hiring an escort since i already dump ridiculous amounts of money into hobbies, pets and misc pastimes to fill the void

>>37118746
28.
I can't feel shit with condoms and I have porn-induced ED. If you're young and hormonal as fuck it could be good even with a condom.

The first time I came in-session was exhilarating. It felt like a big weight had been lifted off my shoulders.

Came in a few dozen women's mouths but I always felt the actual v card was tied to BBFS+CIP... when I got that I was 32.

It was an intense experience. The sensation was unique. She wasn't tight at all but was very enveloping and super wet.

I wouldn't say its a point of no return for me. I'm actually more confident and comfortable talking to women now. But I've always kinda known I'd never really get it for free.

>>37118803
Do it big bro. I did too, basically (above story).

>>37118339
Well, I went into Austin with no tips from and found plenty of girls on BP no problem

I'm fairly new here, am I allowed to post this chicks number and photo? I don't mind doing that if you want more specific info..

I also don't want to get her busted..

>>37118903
I dig. I honestly don't post pics of any girls I think I'll tap in the future.

Truth be told, I'm mainly on the hunt for BBFS+CIP right now. If she does that I'd love to know.

I'm always curious what escorts guys are tapping though. Got a review/story to share?

>>37118746
you always pay somehow my man
>married

>>37118184
The best thing to do is catch qts working crappy low paying jobs.
you still have to look respectable though, and not be an autist

>>37118960

Honestly, I've never found a chick who would do BBFS or CIP without wanting way too much dough than I'm willing to pay. The asian houses I've frequented, I never even considered going BB.. Maybe just an irrational fear.

There was this busty girl I was a regular with who did outcall GFE for a reasonable price with no condom BJs and she liked to make out like we were in high school... I saw her regularly for a couple years before she got busted in a sting...

>Busty GFE on the way over
>3 a.m.
>I'm way too drunk
>We start having fun
>I planned on getting a food fetish involved for some time now
>Grab the whip cream can, and some olive oil
>Worship her tits with the whip cream for what seems like forever
>Literally eat it off every part of her body
>Switch to the olive oil
>Use almost entire 10 dollar bottle
>Bed is fucking mess, but I don't give a shit
>We hump for a bit, but by now she knows I want to finish in her mouth
>Getting close to exploding
>Empty the end of the olive oil bottle down my chest
>Scream, "OLIVE OIL!!" as I have one of the most satisfying orgasm of my life

I called her "Olive Oil" for the rest of the time she provided me services.. I honestly really miss Olive Oil.

>>37117514
go to seattle cross the border

>>37115787
What did she mean by that tattoo?

>>37117514
>>37120068
Nope don't listen to that guy. Seattle sucks for pooning. Leolist.com bro, thank me later. Use in conjunction with perb.ca for reviews