>in the middle of sticking it to your girl
>she's wet, she's really fucking wet
>it feels SO good
>suddenly, you look down
>"Oh shit! Anon I'm sorry, I guess I'm a few days early"
>"we can put down a towel and continue, I mean if you're okay with that?"
What do?
>>37115019
Put the towel down and fuck that pussy till I cum in her. I used to fuck my fwb so hard when she was on her period and she'd let me cum in her cause you can't get pregnant on your period
>>37115019
Gotta earn those red wings some time or another.
>>37115067
>you can't get pregnant on your period
Urban myth, you technically can if it's at the latter end of the period.
>>37115019
Is she making a cute face and looking embarrassed and blushing while she says this?
I need to know.
This is my big chance to get some switch action on my gfd gf.
The fuck do you think I would do? Fuck her right in the pussy and enjoy my AIDS
>>37115019
if I've gotten to the point where I'm sticking it in and I don't start projectile vomitting from the period blood then I'll just keep going
>>37115019
if it feels THAT good i'll continue regardless of the blood
continue, I did it recently, a bit gross but still okay
>>37115019
i dont mind a little ketchup on my hotdog, as long as the bun is tight
go down on her...
originally.
>>37115019
>Not tracking her period on the first place.
>Not telling her to be on pills all the month.
You're not this dumb, are you?
this is hot tbqhwy
>>37115465
>pills
Pill. The pill. And I wouldn't even let my last gf take it because of the high risk of DVT it carries. I knew a girl in my highschool that died because of that shit.
>>37115019
i fucking hate fat people, disgusting
this happened to me, the condom had chunks all over it after i finished
A lot of girls, especially younger ones, have irregular periods. By mid twenties most women are normal though. Exact 28 day cycles are nice but I can go anywhere from 25-35 days between each. I know someone who had one about 4 times a year for two weeks, but they had other problems too.
Don't be a dick to a girl if she doesn't realise her period start time. If it means so much to you and she's regular, track it yourself.
>>37115019
I would hand her a napkin.
Tell her it's fine, she's the one cleaning it anyway.
>>37115019
>"Uh... maybe next week?"
>look down
Joke's on you, I would never do that because vaginas are repulsive.
>>37115095
Can't you fucking read you mongoloid?
That doesn't apply here.
turn the lights off
gotta get your red wings at some point