wow, what a fucking whore well from now on, im just gonna leave

>>37089239
Yes, that will surely teach her

>>37089239
Yeah anon, I'm sure she'll care very much about that.
Probably'll come crawling back by next week

Just send a single middle finger emoji, thats what i do when a girl disapoints me

>texting girls asking them out
>texting girls asking if they hsve boyfriends
>texting girls about shit like this and thinking they somehow WON'T think you're a weak beta

lel

>>37089295
This is corny. It's better just to distance yourself from her.

>>37089295
>middle finger emoji
Huh?

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pfft
I DON'T EVENE CARE

fuk

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>not following the "instant delete, no contact ever again if she mentions ANYTHING about boyfriends or relationships or even the attractiveness of males who are not you" lifestyle

>>37089239
you were just bad at flirting
take this shit as a lesson and move on. be more aggresive next time faggot
and stop replying

>>37089239
> i cheated on you but only because I thought you flirting with other girls
Women are fucking retarded

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>>37089239
do you think he had nine inches?

>>37089431
me and this girl never dated desu

>>37089422
i wasn't even flirting with her lmao, she's just an entitled little shit i probably thought i was, and im a non-virgin so i now how to flirt

>>37089458
>im a non-virgin
sure thing laddo
That's why this thread exists

>trent

His name is literally trent. Fuck

>>37089458
xDDDD
>brags about being a non virgin
good for you lad

Wow, this girl has sex with another man and not me.

What a whore, right lads?

>>37089483
It's definitely not figuratively Trent. It's not metaphorically Trent, either. So yeah. Nice observation, ya big faggot.

>>37089395
you fucking idiot

>original TM

>>37089520
It's only a problem if she mentions it. Ignorance is bliss

>>37089483
this made me lol

>>37089478
>>37089495
i am a non-virgin, what i mean by that, is i don't get nervous and piss myself around women

and i've only been talking with this chick for around 3-4 days max, and i haven't seen her in fucking forever, it was just some random chick i met when i was in middle school

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>>37089452
Nine inches of NAILS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

>>37089520
Shhh dont break the conditioning

>>37089549
>what i mean by that, is i don't get nervous and piss myself around women
That's not what that means though

>>37089395
Jesus, what are you doing, your response is fucking embarrassing

>who knows
>probably
Nice confidence there buddy

>>37089520
What a fuckign whoar

>>37089554
DIS A BOI BAND?

>>37089520
ye fuck this bitch

>>37089566
what does it mean all-knowing anon, show me the light

>>37089585
i don't give enough of a fuck to type out a perfectly reply to her sorry lad

>>37089561
I will Alex Jones the fuck out of these plebs.

>>37089615
Look at this fag, claiming to be a non-virgin and he doesn't even know what a virgin is

Imagine being such a loser

>>37089634
wtf, i know what a virgin is you retarded cunt

>>37089615
>i don't give enough of a fuck to type out a perfectly reply to her sorry lad
You spent a lot of words on her though lol, it doesn't take much cognitive prowess to reply in a non-cringe way

Oh wait, you're a virgin autist

>>37089613
It's an industrial metal band.

>>37089718
>Oh wait, you're a virgin autist
SNIFFFFFFFFFFFFFF wrong

but hey, whatever makes you happy my dude

>>37089634
Calling people virgins is something someone who has only gotten laid a handful of times does.

>>37089766
Yeah it's literally "I got laid at a party by some drunk slut, maybe was in a couple of relationships and now I think I'm hot shit alpha male"

>>37089809
I don't look down on people who are virgins. I don't think they are all virgins because they don't have girls interested. Some people just want to wait. I think there's a point where it becomes weird though.

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YOUR GIRL'S


GETTIN BENT


BY THE TRENT

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>>37089849
Sent to the Trent
Went in his tent
Gives consent
Goes all the way
A 100 percent

You in torment

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>>37089395
>eh who knows, i probably was
This is coming off as extremely butthurt and bitter and not at all casual like you intended. And judging by her response she definitely picked up on it. Not that you can do anything about it now. Your best bet is to stop talking to her immediately.

>>37089990
He shoulda been forward and said he was. Not "eh I was." Girls hate wishy washy shit. They always want you to know what you're doing. If you want to know her interests you ask her. If you want to set up a date you ask her when she's free. You never beat around the bush.

>>37089395
this is the equivalent of
>haha I was pretending to be retarded

>>37090216
>lol that was just my friend flirting he took my phone haha

>>37089395
NEVER SAY " AS LONG AS YOUR HAPPY." YOU SOUND LIKE A FUCKING KEK. Women love selfish men because they know what they want. Women don't know what makes them happy. As long as you're happy was a huge failure.

>>37090255
C U C K . NOT KEK

>>37089395
You need to learn to dominate a conversation.

"It's cool. Got any cute friends?"

>>37090314
or at the very least not act like a middle schooler

>>37089395
>>37089239
>as long as you're happy
cucky response, her opinion of you as a male I guarantee dropped and her vag dried

>eh who knows i probably was
eww, even more beta and pathetic. You're finished. Not even going to bother to read the rest of this thread, it can't get much worse, you're at zero.

it hurts the first time OP, but you'll quickly learn never to care about an individual woman, and eventually, you won't get burned by them anymore

eventually, when one says "sry im not into you" your mind will automatically respond "that's OK, i've been flirting with 8 girls, 1 down i guess"

never pin your hopes on an individual bitch

>>37090412
That's a cuck's mentality.

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>>37089990
>>37090216
>>37090255
>>37090314
>>37090374
dude, she has a boyfriend named TRENT now, she's clearly going to lose her virginity and become a roastie, and i don't like loose pussy, so i don't even care what i said to her, thanks but no thanks desu, and plus, her and i really didn't even get along to begin with

>>37090443
So steal her from her boyfriend and take her virginity.

>>37090443
You may not even have a sour grapes situation right now but you sound like you're trying your hardest not to have one.
Accept it, regardless of dating status, you lost the bantz.

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>>37090426
The mentality is fine but saying
>hurr dumb bitch i didn't even like you anyways now ill go talk to my other hoes!
is a very cuck thing to do

>>37090443
>heh it was merely a ruse I never wanted that roastie anyways

This is what you sound like

>>37090443
Tell her you'll fuck her better than Trent. Tell her you could beat his ass. If she thinks Trent's a wimp she'll dump him. You have to berate Trent.

>>37090465
im not really too interested anymore man, the whole boyfriend thing sorta turned it off

>>37090482
>Accept it, regardless of dating status, you lost the bantz.
i've accepted that she has a boyfriend and stuff now, the reason as to why i don't really care is because i only talked to her for a couple of days, and in those couple of days i wasn't even flirting with her either.

>>37090533
lmao what, she's not even a roastie as of now, im saying she probably be, and see the text above, i don't care enough, and on top of this, im talking to another chick as well

>>37090639
Bro you're a cuck. She doesn't like Trent anyway that's why she's talking to you. She'll just cuck him with someone else if not you. Do you want it to be a nigger?

>>37090639
Get that pussy and then tell her boyfriend she's a cheating slut.

>>37090664
What? if she comes up to be asking for my dick then ye i'd fuck her, fuck her right in the pussy

>>37090687
Tell her you want to hang out with her.

>>37090664
This might have been the case if OP didn't completely fuck it up. He's also at least self-aware enough to know this, that's why he's suddenly "not interested" anymore

>>37090720
i did, i just asked if she wanted to get some starbucks and hang out and she said she had a boyfriend lmao

>>37090742
Now say "So what? It's just Starbucks."

>>37090788
yeah but it's kind of pointless since she has a boyfriend

>>37090819
No it's not. Girls are sluts. She wouldn't even be talking to you if she wasn't looking to cuck Trent.

>>37089314
This desu. Even the tinder threads on fit are less pathetic than this.

>>37090868
right, and those kids are tryhard to the max and not even as cringey

>>37090842
This might work for somebody with game but OP would end up as a beta orbiter. That is if hasn't already.

>>37090842
she did message me "hey" first today, and then she said "nothing special was going on" (but she has a new BF???), but she already said "im broke and plus i don't think my bf would like that", so she basically already declined

>>37090917
Ask her why he's so insecure.

>>37089239
Trent is such a Chad name. Give it up OP. He probably has a 9" dick too.

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>>37091037
Trent is a preppy name. Chad is a captain of the football team name. This is the kind of guy I think when I think Trent.

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>>37091037
Where as Chad is more like this.

>>37089395
DAMN thats savage

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>>37091037
Here's a better looking Trent.

this is why I really didn't care

fucking faggots coming into my thread and criticizing me about how i respond, fuck you

once you fags get this then come and try to BTFO me

until then, keep jerking off to your traps

>>37092229
re-uploading, don't feel like getting doxxed quite yet

>>37092296
why would you make this thread if you didn't want advice or criticism?
also the only way to redeem yourself at this point is to not go to whatever you're planning

reupload pic pls

>>37092229
Do you have a huge dick?

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>>37093065
probably

>>37092457
here lad


see guys? i told you i was talking to another chick, that's why i don't care about the chick that got a GF
>inb4 whoa man that's so awesome, how did you do it?
well, i just beeing my self

>>37093782
Is that Trent's girlfriend or a different girl?

>>37093867
it was the other girl i was talking about

>>37093928
Keep flirting with Trent's girlfriend. You literally have nothing to lose. Tell Trent's girlfriend you're going on a date with another girl. It will either A. make her jealous or B. make her feel less worried you want to make a move on her so she'll be more likely to go on a date with you. Or C both

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>>37093959
alright

orighdskghsg

>>37094329
Now you're pimping bro.

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>>37094359
>pimping
>i swear i just wanted to be your friend haha

come on lad

>>37094329
Other dude probably gave you bad advice, this looks like a bunch of back peddling

>>37094329
>I'm going on a date with a chick this Sunday haha
>haha
Why FULL autism though?

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>>37094329
>haha

my fookin sides m8

>>37094329
wew lad that looks bad. Just take the L and move on.

>>37094446
>>37094397
>cucks don't know how women work
Now she's jealous because he's a desired man.

>>37094329
>haha

anon...............................

>>37094480
You are an idiot. Now she's gonna get jealous and say "oh no why doesn't he want me anymore." You are so stupid. You cucks are literally idiots who don't understand women. People always want what they can't have.

>>37094397
well, technically i did just want to be her friend at first and get to know her, like i said i haven't even seen this chick since middle school, and even then i barely knew her

>>37094411
well there's nothing to really lose now, so i might as well experiment and see how jealous i can actually get this chick


>>37094518
>>37094471
>>37094446
she usually adds "haha" at the end of her sentences all the time so i just decided to do it as well

>>37094519
this,
it's sorta common sense if your a non virgin

>>37094518
>>37094480
>>37094411
>>37094446
No you fucking cucks. It's a jab right in her face. He just went "haha I don't need you anyway." Now she's gonna get mad jealous.
http://www.menshealth.com/sex-women/married-men-attraction
http://nymag.com/thecut/2016/07/why-married-men-get-hit-on-more.html

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>several girls want to sleep with me
>still can't get over this one ex
This is fucking ridiculous, why can't I just fucking move on already?

>>37094559
>this is what virgins actually believe
There's no secret to getting laid that you can apply in all situations. Yes women want men that other women desire, but knowing this won't help you if you're a total autist who doesn't know how to use that fact to your advantage in specific situations. Women can always spot a guy who is actually confident from one who is just following advice from /r9k/ because he is that fucking desperate.

>>37094519
In theory you're right, but it's totally transparent that he's really into her and is trying to impress her. You have to have a knack for these sorts of things.

>>37094640
You overestimate the intelligence of women and this guy already has a chick in the bad he's going on a date with so he's already covered and obviously not a total autist. I think you're the one who's an autist. All I heard was but but but but. I think he's just following advice from r9k cause he's bored and wants something to do.

>>37094640
>>37094679
t. virgins who are getting asshurt beyond belief
you're still forgetting that im also going to a restaurant with another chick on Sunday, you have a loud mouth for criticism when you yourself haven't had actual contact with women in 99 years

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>>37094487
>oh trent im so sorry but we have to break up
>i just cant stop thinking about OP and his massive cock and well placed laughter at the end of every text
>he even said he wants to be my friend!
>i just cant let another woman have such a catch!

>>37094679
It doesn't matter because the fact that he's willing to disrespect her like that shows that he doesn't care one way or another for her approval which is itself attractive. The worst case scenario is he doesn't get her and he doesn't care anyway cause he has another girl lined up. It's you getting all worried but you are used to having only one potential chick at a time.

>>37094719
>I think he's just following advice from r9k cause he's bored and wants something to do.
Holy fuck i never thought i'd ever see these words, and on top of that, she has a BF, so i pretty much willing to say whatever at this point.

>>37094759
>sent haha once
>laughter at every text
are you on drugs or something?

>>37094768
>disrespect her
>p-please be my friend i didnt mean to flirt

are you for real?

>>37094759
You'd be surprised how women operate. You'd probably get jealous if a girl said she had another guy she was going out with if you were chatting her up even if you had a girlfriend.

>>37094809
It is disrespectful but it's still attractive.

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alright this was her latest reply, im just gonna leave her on read and finish the rest of this movie

>>37094845
>she's laughing at you

rip op

>>37094845
She thinks you're a player now. I think you did good anon. Don't listen to these literal cucks.

>>37094875
Girls don't say lol when they don't like somebody. lol is a good sign.

>>37094832
I'm saying he didn't disrespect her at all. He essentially begged her to keep talking to him because "they can still be friends" and he just "wants her to be happy". All of which is wholly unattractive.

>>37094875
why would i care if she laughs at me, is it not obvious at this point that im not trying to get with her?

>>37094845
Your damage control is showing, and she is laughing at your pathetic attempt to save your grace.
Please, don't post more.

>>37094845
FUCKING STOP

Oh god

>>37089239
LMAO

it's your fucking fault you weren't direct enough you dumb weak bitch.

>>37094922
>>37094910
No he didn't. You're projecting what you would do. He basically said. "I don't give a fuck about you. I have other pussy. This dick is in demand. So think about that." And now she's left to ponder whether she should let this obvious catch get away. I mean it's not like cuck boi Trent has other pussy lined up.

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>>37094845
hahahaha fuckboy detected

literally why would you tell her you're going on a date with someone as if she cares?

i swear to god this one robot autist was like "HEY BTW I GOT A GIRLFRIEND"

its like.. ok???? did i ASK? lmao!

did u think i cared / wanted to be urs? damn like why are you telling me this useless info

just makes you seem fucking weird

it also makes you seem like a whore because you were chatting her up while trying to make moves on another girl

basically you're trash.

>>37094947
If he had mentioned that in passing that's the message it would send, but to say that immediately after being 'hahah I wasn't was flirting with you lol!' it reeks

>>37094949
Fuck boys fuck pussy. Did you not get the memo? What makes you think she has a ton of other dudes lining up to fuck her. Contrary to the belief of autists there is only 1 woman for each man on Earth. In fact in America there are more women than men.

>>37094910
is there something wrong with being a chicks friend? but i will admit the "wants her to be happy" thing was a bit cucky of me, but oh well, but i made a comeback by basically throwing her away like trash at >>37094329 , so i'm not too concerned

>>37094949
>>37094922
>>37094923
>>37094928
??? mates, i don't care since i have a date with another chick on sunday anyways, im here to see what cunty replies you can rap up with for this chick

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>>37094916
No it is unbearably obvious that you are trying to not look like a hurt child by pretending you never wanted to get with her earlier. Not responding now is the only good decision I've seen you make so far.

>>37094979
it's literally like if a girl asked you out
and you said "no"

and then 4 min later she was like "btw i'm moving in with a sexy someone tomorrow"

lOL?!?!?!?!?

>>37094974
He didn't say "I wasn't flirting with you." He just said it wouldn't be a date "I've gotta save my load to dump into this other bitch anyway,"

>>37094988
you're literally a beta loser

>>37095000
fuck off butthurt asswipe

>>37094996
If a girl keeps talking to you that isn't no. That;s I don't really know if you're worth it cause I have a boyfriend. I'll keep playing it by ear and if you are masculine and dominant enough to get with me I will cuck my bf. I used to get blowjobs from this girl with a boyfriend. Then I started turning her down and she begged me to fuck her.

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>>37094991
>mfw never on the dick rotation

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>>37094991
dude fuck, please read the thread, once she said she had a boy friend, i didn't care what she said and i said. and like i said, i've only been talking to this chick FOR FOUR DAYS, AND im going on a date with a chick on sunday anyways??? you guys are trying to write this narrative that im on butt hurt damage control when i'm not, if i had been talking to this chick for like a year or some shit then this happened, then yeah i'd probably be butthurt,
but i simply don't give enough of a shit lmao

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>>37089395
how do you manage to fuck up this bad, you look so pathetic
inb4 i made this exact same mistake so i know the feels

>>37094947
>projecting
Nigger I am watching him doing it right now.

>eh i was probably flirting
>as long as your happy
>its not a date sorry if you thought I was flirting lol

>>37095032
I've literally cucked another man before. Have you?

>>37095072
She at least respects him as a dude who gets pussy and not a loser who desperately wants her. The fact that he isn't that interested makes her more interested. People want what they can't have.

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** For all new comers to the thread that think I'm on damage control + BTFO control, please see: >>37095060 **

I knew r9k was autistic, but i didn't know you guys were this autistic

I just plan to leave her on Read now and just sorta fuck off I guess, if you guys have any funny/cunty texts that i could send her post them i am bored as shit

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>>37095117
>She at least respects him as a dude who gets pussy
She doesn't. Any girl would easily see through such a transparent attempt at inciting jealousy. She probably thinks he was lying just to get back at her and the possibility of this other girl being real didn't even cross her mind.

>>37095057
Yeah. I wouldn't date a guy who had a diff date with a slore lined up (which means he's been talking to her while he was talking to me) and didn't even make it clear that he wanted me as his girlfriend in the first place.

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>>37095307
>i added a reaction gif to signify that your argument is incorrect and mine is superior
kys,
>She doesn't. Any girl would easily see through such a transparent attempt at inciting jealousy
in a way i wasn't even trying to make her jealous, i was telling her straight up that i have a date on sunday anyways, and that her and i getting some coffee doesn't even make it a date

do you hear yourself my nigger?

>>37095307
>She doesn't. Any girl would easily see through such a transparent attempt at inciting jealousy. She probably thinks he was lying just to get back at her and the possibility of this other girl being real didn't even cross her mind.

this anon nailed it. similar thing happened and i'm pretty sure he lied about having a gf because no person in the world would go near him. pretty sure he was just bitter i turned him down, but he didn't even make himself clear in the first place and was an autist.

all the while he has yet to verify anything about his gf because it's fucking imaginary lolololol.

nailed it >>37095307

>>37095420
Ahahahaha you're actually fucking autistic
See: >>37093782
I do have a date with another girl this sunday, but she isn't imaginary like yours TOP KEK

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>>37095403
>I will strawman your choice of images because I have no actual counterpoint
Here have another gif, on the house

> i was telling her straight up that i have a date on sunday anyways
But you didn't have to. Whether or not you were actually trying to make her jealous, that is how it looked to her. You could have just gotten coffee and forgotten this whole thing but you just had to tell her about this new piece of ass you conveniently lined up moments after she rejected you. Now she thinks you are so desperate for her pusspuss that you are willing to lie to her about getting other women. The fact that you actually did get another woman means very little if she thinks you only did it to spite her, which she will, because she's a woman. I am actually happy for you on getting the other girl so quickly. There's one guy in this thread that thinks you did well, everyone else is trying to point out where you went wrong so you don't have to make these mistakes again. It's up to you now to acknowledge and learn from them.

>>37095662
>writing a wall of text that large over fucking nothing
tl;dr and lol'ing at you for caring about this shit lmao

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>>37095737
I'm sorry I couldn't help you. I tried.

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>>37095793
there's nothing to really help me with, i just told the girl that i wasn't trying to get with her in the first place and to back that up even more i told her im going on a date with a chick on sunday anyways,
i don't really need help with anything lmao,
what about you, do you have any plans with any chicks this weekends? no? then stop giving me advice when you probably don't even have actual experience in the first place

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>>37090066
>If you want to set up a date you ask her when she's free.

>Implying she wont dodge the question or fabricate a convinient excuse

>>37094845

>Sorry if it seemed like flirting, I just realllly wanted to hang out with you, but don't read into it I'm gonna smash someone else soon

really makes me go hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

OP's best move would have been not to respond after she mentioned Trent.