What in tarnation boy. Don't ya dare tawk t'me before ah've had maah cup o' joe. Ah oughta brand ur ass boy, now git back ta work. Ima drink this here'n coffee then I'll talk boy, not a sec'nd before!
>not in spanglish
0/10 attempt at Texas accent
>>37075596
Boy I don't speak'n ur here "es span yole" but even you should undermastand that I can't talk before mah coffe
sometimes on the trail life doesn't allow for second chances
that's why you gotta make the best out of the chance and cup you've got. please, respect the rules and do not talk to posters before their finished with their first cups.
What's all this noise aboot eh? You know damn well not to talk til I'm done my Timmies.
>>37075566
>tfw my ass will never get branded
>>37075843
take your time, the Donner Party ain't goin nowhere :^)
>>37076362
Boy you bet I'll brand ya if yet keep talking before mah joe
This is an originally good meme
No, no, no, Wagie! This just won't do! Don't talk to me until the THIRD line, and even then, keep it short.
>>37076211
We call coffee coffee, jackass.
>>37079517
N-no talking, C-cucklet! I haven't finished s-sipping m-my coffee!
>>37075566
reminded me of this gem:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MO5RPPxrKeU
Drinking a tea today lads. No coffee.
Rules still apply though
>>37075566
Drink some tea for a change. Might help spruce up these autistic threads of yours.
this is the best thread I've seen all night
>>37081533
It's an ongoing new may may.
Still fresh from the anus
What do you mean I'm upside down? What did I just tell you yesterday? Don't talk to me until I finish my cup.
>tfw you finish your cup
plebs will never know the joys of morning joe
>>37081566
clever coffeeposter
>>37081596
My friend please, can you wait untill after I've finished my coffee, untill you make threads or posts that I might read, before I've actually finished my first cup?
>>37082099
>he hasn't already started on his second cup
lmfao at your f*cking life dude
>>37075566
>this fucking meme
I wish /pol/ had the same creative force you guys do for making spectacular well thought out memes. really. than maybe they'll stop trying to force memes.
>>37083244
>well thought out memes
Really now? This thread never get anywhere beyond let me finish my first cup.