>gf laughed and said she would chose the one on the left

Why would i be at the beach, go all that way just to walk around and get a little wet just to pack it in and go back home

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>>37073413
>bf laughed and said he would choose the one on the right

righty could very well be a grower. can't judge them as they are right now.

>>37073413

the one on the left is a qt. I bet it's just swimming induced shrinkage.

>>37073413
>asking your girlfriend which man she wants to fuck

Good things are coming to you in the future, hang in there.

>not wanting both at the same time
What is she a prude

why would you even subject yourself to that unless you want to be emasculated. he knows he has a tiny flaccid penis and went there anyway. hes probably a cuck

Dude on the left can hardly control himself, guy in the right has fucked tons of bitches and ain't even hard yet

>>37073527
Haha my sides thanks for the laugh, I know OPs post is B8 but man ya comment gold

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>suicidal thoughts laughed and said I would choose death by train

>>37073502

This

There's literally nothing shameful about a man's dick being small in its flaccid state. It's the erect state that counts

>>37073413
My dick almost looks like this but when hard I'm 8.5 by 7.2 so some people are growers

>>37073547
even chad falls for normie memes sometimes

>Gf said she would prefer the guy with a penis
Why is this even worth a remark

>>37073516
THESE PRETZELS ARE MAKING ME THlRSTY!

>>37073413

>Cold water
>grower
>other dude clearly has a 80% erection going on

>>37073413
i have to give props to guy on the right for being secure enough with his little dick to walk around naked on the beach and not give a shit.

Look at his smug fucking face. Fully knowing that the otherwise superior man is getting cucked by his bigger diick.

>>37073573
Go back to Ie Ieddit

>>37073551
>Dude on the left can hardly control himself

what?

>>37073903
He's got a chubby

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>>37073601
WEBM THAT SHIT RIGHT NOW

>>37073933
No faggot, fuck off

le original

>>37073933
>weeaboo
>gay

can you fuck off already? i need to re-write my anti weeaboo image filter already, fuck chinkmoot for making it incompatible

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Just fucking lol if your flaccid dick isn't larger than the average erection

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GG2dF5PS0bI

>>37074035
mine isn't tho

>>37074035
it looks like you're wearing a bag over your dick

>2017
>believing that not circumcising is good for you

Good job getting jewed.

>>37074168
His foreskin is just ugly. Some of us have cute foreskinnies.

>>37074168
It goes all the way back friend

>2017
>Having your parents/ doctor goldberg to mutilate your body without consent

lol

>>37074277
>Believing that your weird Dune sandworm looking dick is normal

Get a load of this guy, he'll never have a girl get his load.

>>37074035
why the fuck would I want to carry around a banana around between my legs all day. My cock is usually around 3 inches flaccid and thats already annoying enough in the summer. Fuck that shit. Id choose grower over shower 9 times out of 10

>>37074298
I have a gf and she seems to like it so far, never had a girl even mention it lol

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>>37074168
>literally getting jewed into cutting your dick is not getting jewed

4/10 I laughed

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>>37074314
>having a gf
>being on r9k

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>37073413
as a literal faggot, i'd rather choose the dicklet, he's way more qt than the other one

>>37074320
>Literally having nasty smegma stinking up the place all the time

Nice dick cheese meme, try again Chaim.

>>37073413
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA MICRODICK!

>>37073413
He has an erection
the other guy doesn't
cut him slack

>>37074323
Newfag get out

>>37074375
Just shower like a normal human bean and it's alright

If you don't practice basic hygiene you aren't getting laid anyways so I see why you'd overlook it desu

>>37073639
I WAS IN THE POOL! I WAS IN THE POOL!

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>>37074302
It's usually pretty snug but sometimes it's annoying yeah. It's nice for the appeal, my gf will see my cock hanging in a pair of jogging bottoms and want to fuck on the spot.

>>37074567

post pic hard

>>37073413
they guy on the right looks like he has a dick coming out of a pussy

The guy on the left is 80% erect and it's not even that big. The one on the right is a little embarrasing but he could be a grower who knows.
Personally I would never agree to a group photo at the nude beach.

>>37074605
I've masturbated like 5 times today so I wouldn't be doing myself justice desu

I want to stop smoking and actually get fit so my erection quality is as good as it can be, I definetley don't feel as though as its like it was before I started smoking

>>37074168
>>37074277
>>37074314

lol kill yourself
:^)
oracle

>>37074700
Why? I like my life

Why would you go to a nude beach if you had a baby dick? Wouldn't you think of some excuse to get out of going?

>Oh you know what the boss called me in and I have to work, sorry

>>37074679
It might also have something to do with masturbating five times per day.

>>37074567
did you come here just to brag? I'm confused. I feel like someone so confident in themselves wouldn't need the ego boost. Is your dick the only thing you have going for you?

>>37073601
You're supposed to measure your penis, not your forearm.

>>37074964
I'm not going to see my gf for maybe 2 or 3 weeks now so I'm going to be wanking to half of ehentai, has to be done

>>37074971
Just for a laugh, I have a fair bit going for me, I'm pretty average looking

>>37075089
>Just for a laugh, I have a fair bit going for me, I'm pretty average looking
somehow I find this hard to believe. Generally speaking, happy people who have a lot going for them don't go onto r9k to post pictures of their dick....especially on a thread that doesn't even ask them to...

>>37075142
It's 3am and I'm shitposting while watching the new king kong film, I think you're analysing this a bit too much m8

>>37074407
totally this with originality

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>>37075142
Another anon chiming in here

>long term gf
>went to university
>good career, sponsoring my professional qualifications
>big dick
>happy

And here's my dick on a thread that didn't ask for it. Theory btfo

>>37075265
>not popping some viagra or stealthily touching your dick constantly when heading to the nude beach

>>37073413
who the fuck shows their gf a picture of naked guys and asks who she would fuck is that a hint of cuck i smell op

>>37075196
>>37075304
LARPing. What are you guys even doing on r9k? It seems to be only for an ego boost, but if you were happy you wouldn't need one

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>>37075519
lol this is one mad incel boyos

Believe it or not beyond your computer screen is a world of men who have normal lives, lovers, jobs, families.

>>37073413
>you will never have friends who you know well enough on an intimate, emotional level to go to a nude beach with without getting hard or embarrassing yourself
E N D
M

>>37075519
>What are you guys even doing on r9k?

Well I have the day off and my internet is down so I'm stuck with my phone for now.

I also happened to have a dick pic spare and felt like proving you wrong because why not?

>also happen to be quite proud of my penis

>>37075571
lmao I'm actually not an incel, I've had a girlfriend for two years now, however I go on r9k because of clinical depression. And I'm actually not mad at all, i just find it very odd that someone who claims to be so happy in life would go on a forum dedicated to those who aren't. It's not that I doubt there are people who are very happy, it's just that I wonder what they're doing on here

>>37075735
Not asking what you're doing on the internet, I mean on this forum specifically.

>>37075783
>>37075817
>>37075735
>>37075571
oh, and to specify, in this situation it's not that you're just on here, it's that you're posting dick pics when nobody even wants to see em...

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>>37075519
>happy people don't want ego boosts
Tell me more about these delusions you've been experiencing, anon.

>>37075571
>he thinks making a girl cum a lot is impressive

>>37073970
>>37074002
nigga we just want to see confirmation and you're acting like we want you to bend it between your legs and stick it up your ass

>>37075304
>baited into revealing himself as a normie
i hope you kill yourself or a bloodclot does you in while you're sleeping :]

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>>37075783
That's because you're new and over the last few years r9k has become a crying hugbox, it used to just be greentext story threads, feels threads and genuine discussion. There's still some fun content so I still post

>>37075901
It is to other women

>>37076090
Why can't we be friends, anon?

>>37076111
>he fell for the women are hard to please in bed meme
Once you figure out how to make a girl cum it's literally the easiest shit. The people that brag about it are generally the ones who are the most insecure about it. I've only ever bragged about it to the close friends who specifically ask about it.

I knew a guy in high school who was just like you. Always trying to show off to people who don't give a shit about how good his sex life is. He would even show me texts from his gf znd talk about his dick size, just like you're doing now. Literally everybody hated him, and he was also a complete hatchet face. His girlfriend cheated on him so many times, and everyone knew their relationship was shit.

Moral of the story is that anyone who is bragging to people who don't care and don't want to hear about their sex life is seriously compensating for something and is hugely insecure.

>>37076283
I never mention it irl unless I'm asked but posting about it here riles people up which is fun. Solid projection/ assumption though, she has been into me for the last 5 years and will probably be into me for another 5. If it ends it ends, there are a million other women.

>>37075304
Pencil dick, mines a bit shorter but definitely thicker.

>>37076378
>she has been into me for the last 5 years and will probably be into me for another 5. If it ends it ends, there are a million other women.
You actually sound just like him holy shit, especially the comment about a million other women, shows how stable your relationship is that you are preemptively trying to tell yourself that you'll be ok without her when she decides to dump you.

I'm also surprised you think your gf bragging to other girls about your skills in bed is something of note...You do realize all girls that are satisfied with their partners sexual abilities do this, right?

>>37076529
More projection/ assumption. I like her a lot and enjoy talking to and spending time with her. If it came to be that the relationship wasn't feasible anymore then it would be best to end it and guess what, there's a million other women out there.

Girl in the pic isn't my gf, it was a girl friend I went to university with who spoke to a girl I was fucking at the time on a night out

>>37073646
Seriously, lefties' almost horizontal and people are pretending he's flaccid.

>>37076630
>If it came to be that the relationship wasn't feasible anymore then it would be best to end it and guess what, there's a million other women out there.
Again, anybody who was confident in their relationship wouldn't have felt the need to add this.
>Oh yea bro I'm super happy with my gf and our relationship she's madly in love and our sex life is top notch she's so into my dick but uh...if she leaves she leaves, millions of other fish in the sea i'll be fine
lmao do you really not see this man.You pretty much just told me that you're preparing yourself for her to leave you.

>Girl in the pic isn't my gf, it was a girl friend I went to university with who spoke to a girl I was fucking at the time on a night out
You somehow think this is anymore impressive...

Jesus this is pathetic, I almost feel bad for you.

>>37076752
It's not a matter of being confident, I'm 22. I might move away for work, I might even move to another country for work, I might leave her, she might leave me. I can't see the future, but for now we're having fun and enjoying it all.

I was just correcting you, more projection/ assumption lol, how can you be this low IQ and sentience?

>>37076841
>It's not a matter of being confident, I'm 22. I might move away for work, I might even move to another country for work, I might leave her, she might leave me. I can't see the future, but for now we're having fun and enjoying it all.
Again, you're adding this in when it has no relevance. It's like you're using me as an outlet to say the things you've been trying to tell yourself. You wouldn't have bothered adding in that whole part if you didn't have her leaving you on your mind.

Since you're obviously thinking about whether or not she's gonna leave you, you should try talking to her about it. It's ok if you aren't ok without her, breakups are tough. Just be honest with yourself, lying to me isn't going to change what's true deep down inside.

>how can you be this low IQ and sentience?
Says the guy who thinks assumption and projection are synonymous

>>37073476
but which one is really "on the right" in this photo?

>>37076936
It has total relevance to what I'm saying, I've said this to myself about any girl I've been dating/ fucking. I've only been with her 3 months but we've known each other for a long time, breakup is obviously tough but it isn't something you should get hung up on if it happens.

I know they aren't but you're doing both

>>37076497
>that
>pencil dick
Just say you're jealous and move on.

>>37077056
Any guy who has to constantly remind himself and everyone else that they'll be fine when their gf dumps them clearly isn't very secure about their relationship. I didn't ask if your gf was gonna leave you, you brought that up on your own. I wasn't even trying to bait you into telling me that you worry about your gf leaving you, you told me that on your own.

>>37077228
you know when you can tell that someone is full of shit? When they try their hardest that they're not. Probably just another robot getting off on making other robots suffer more or something. You wouldn't believe what effort some people put into making others believe their lies on the internet.

>>37077228
I literally said it would be tough in the post your just replied to. You brought up the comparison of me and your friend here >>37076283 and I replied to it.

Legit you are braindead my man

>>37077056
Look, not him. I don't really care about or believe your pictures. But I read everything you posted in this thread. You have been replying to this guy almost the entire thread. That's pathetic. I'm not gonna tell you about my gf who may or may not exist, or about my penis. Because why the fuck would I do that? Im an adult and I don't get my jollies by saying I'm Chad on the internet, whether I am or aren't. Nobody is jealous of you because you are actually a shitty person. Go ahead and say something about how your better than me. And I'll just ask
>why do you even feel the need to post that?

>>37077593
That's a lot of suppressed anger in one post my man, it's 6am and I'm watching films and shitposting

I am probably better than you in many ways but people excel/ succeed in different areas of life

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how bad is it?
do I have any chances of getting laid ever?

>>37077882
Yes, shave and become a cute girl(male)

>>37075519

>hey, I'm happy
>better stop doing things that make me happy

Your thinking is incredibly feminine. Guess what, men like to brag and show off. Especially gifted and successful men.

>>37077727
>>37077593

Gosh dickbro why the hell are you still here arguing with robots about your life.

As if you even care what some anons analysis of you is

>>37073413
>mfw women don't know that flaccid size isn't indicative of erect size

>>37078424
Why not? I'm bored and can't get to sleep

>tfw barely 5inches
Looks 3 inches desu

>>37074168
ugh
the amount of bait post on r9k recently is getting ridiculous. this isn't /b/ faggot.

>>37073413
Both are dicklets. Why am I sitting in a dark sad room while these dicklets get cute girls?

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>>37074002
Maybe you should go back.

>>37074168
It's okay, I'm sure you'll find a sandnigress who won't vomit at the sight of your thinger.

>>37077882
lt's pretty nice.