The world is reduced to only 30 inmortal people and you are one

Grand wizard.

Ori.

(Or philosophical and smart people shit because fuck actually doing stuff. I would also need a lackie to take notes.)

>>37073390
I oversee the North Asian and East European provinces and mainly keep the others informed about meteorological goings on. In my spare time I study lucid dreaming and external neurology.

>>37073390
Scout/navigator
I've always been really good with maps. After we've found a good place I could be a fisherman/builder

>>37073390
Devise a way to capture and neutralize the other 29 immortals.

I am the prankster. My purpose is to prank the rest of society and make them all miserable. There's nothing they can do about it. We're all immortal and they're stuck with me forever.

>>37073390
>The world is reduced to only 30 inmortal people and you are one of them. What is your job?

Tranny prostitute, I'm fine with both men and women anyways.

>>37073390
Do we get anything other then immortality or no? Do these 29 others know where everybody is? Do we have a goal? Do I have to eat, drink, and rest like normal or will I simply collapse and await nourishment if things get bad? Do limbs and the like grow back or can I become a living fleshlight? What would happen if I sunk to the bottom of the ocean or entered space without a suit. Am I still subject to heat death? Such a vague scenario

>>37073558
I'm guessing immortal means invulnerable as well. So I imagine you wouldn't be able to suffer any debilitating injuries

>>37073529
This, and after the others are dead I kill myself.

Well given that the chances of me meeting any of the other 29 for many, many, many years being slim, I would have already set up a nice base of operations by then with everything I need by the time I find out I'm not alone.

Since I've always wished for humanity to go extinct, this would bother me horribly, knowing other people were still out there. If it was a single person I would try to kill them and upon finding them immortal like myself would capture them and lock them up somewhere.

From then on I would work on deveploping means to capture/incapacitate any other immortals who might happen through my area, even if it was a group of them.

Sorry but I like peace and quiet too much to suffer any other humans existing.

repopulate the world

Either warrior or archivologist.

>be immortal
>still find a way to kms

>>37073390

Mediocre philosopher. What else would I do if I can't die?

Time Traveler. I will travel back in time where humanity still exist and become a God. The other 29 can fuck off.

>>37073390
>Curator
I scour the Earth for relics, lost cities, archaeological sites, and run-down museums.
I archive human history and create the biggest museum of all time, showcasing everything in human history in great detail.
>WHY? EVERYONE'S GONE
So when aliens innevitably reach us, or we reach them, our history can be shared.

>>37073390
Weed Eradicator
I must eradicate all marijuana by smoking it but it grows back faster than i can do this

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>Kill the rest of the Immortals

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>>37073390
>job
fuck that, this is battle royale

THERE CAN BE ONLY ONE

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>>37073390
make sure they don't repopulate

>>37073469
My brother has autism too!

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>>37073558
Only inmortality. Yes you all appear in the same place. No there is no more goal than there it is now, although from time to time you might get attacked by some strange otherwordly creatures. You have to do everything like normal, if you dont eat you stop functioning (even if you are alive). Your limbs grow back. Dunno the rest.

>>37073390
30 immortal beings? I'd be the Great Forgemaster, then. Everything made of metals would be my domain.

Poop man.
Weed man.

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Imprison them with no way for them to get out, and since there's no more humans I'll dedicate my life as some sort of Nature druid.
hopefully in a few million years the apes will evolve and become the new humans of sorts.
wait a couple of more years until they reach into the medieval ages in technology and then release my prisoners unto the world.

then I'll fuck off and watch how thing's will unfold.

It's immortality. Not inmortality.

>>37073769
Is it possible to reason with these otherworldly beings or no?
>>37073890
>Becoming literal Satan
I like you. Brainwashing your colleagues and then releasing them to cause chaos when your subjects don't pay their offerings on time is a brilliant plan. Leading an entire civilization seems pretty fun desu

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>>37073390
Real Estate Agent to the aliens that will come after humanity.
>Homely feel, only slightly used, a bit of a fix-er-up when it comes to the Ice Caps...

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>>37073965
I am positive that those couple of millions of years would have driven them beyond insane, at most they'll be animals.
all of them isolated into their own personal dark cell with no one else.
they would have forgotten about me, or who they are.
releasing something like that out into the world will bound to have dark consequences.

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>>37073965
No. They barely make sounds if you try to talk with them. They fuck you up.

Pick one of the 29 to drag off as a test subject to see how this immortality shit will work
Like if I bisect them vertically down the middle what happens, does only one half regenerate the other, do I end up with 2 copies or what
The rest of my time is spent screaming and tearing my hair out at my unnatural existence and being trapped near strangers and hope they all go off somewhere else

>>37073390
I'm the delegator/female occupier.
If its an even split those 15 guys are going to have their hands full doing all the work and thinking and they don't need to waste precious time emotionally/sexually satisfying the 14 chicks or having to sit there and listen to them bitch about how the others are all bitches.

>>37074466
>precious time
You're immortal though, the concept of time is almost meaningless.

>>37073920

They probably speak Spanish.

>>37075575

>tfw expansion of the sun
>tfw heat death of the universe

>>37075630
Really though, what of any real meaning is going to take more than one billion years to accomplish? Given immortality, or even really the perpetuation of our species unto immortality and barring complete collapses and regressions, I believe we'd likely find ways to create new universes before our own reaches heat death.

>>37073390
Scientist I guess.

Cumdumpster that doubles as a self cleaning toilet.

>>37073390
Of the remaining 29, kill all the men and have an immortal harem like my Indonesian Cartoons.

>>37075672
Shits gonna take a bit with only 15 smarties to think about it and make it happen. It won't be easy and maybe it will take a few million years to stop the sun from killing us but i believe in you so if you let me do my job that will make you doing your job easier. Right? Right.

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I eliminate the other 29 and become the sole immortal

Why do you kill other immortals?

Won't you be lonely? There's only 30 of you total.

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>>37073390
shitpost

quite originally, I might add

>>37076006
Yeah i dont get it either. I dig the Battle Royale anon idea though, but killing them seems so useless. You can just fuck off somewhere and live alone if you want to.

Of course that means you are alone against the otherwordly invaders.

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>>37076137
So I can use my chaotic neutral tendencies to become god. The normies will just hundreds of normie kids. Once everybody is special nobody is. I still have a few billion years on Earth to wait for some more intelligent species to arise. maybe I can even coax them along. I would probably overpower the female immortals and make my own Greek pantheon and be father to the gods.