Describe your ideal funeral.

>>37072908

That is the saddest thing I've seen here all day.

>>37072908
Nice casket fedora

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>>37072908
Not having one
originally

this makes me so sad, what hte hell is your problem... don't make me cry OMG :(((...

I don't want a funeral. Every funeral I go to is depressing as fuck. When my grandmother died we didn't have a funeral. We had a party in her memory with all her friends and family, everybody had a good time remembering her in a positive way. Thats what I want when I die, to bring the people in my life together to celebrate life, not sit in a room and feel sad. Also I don't want to be buried. I want to be cremated and have my ashes spread on my favorite ski hill.

>>37072908
Having a minions casket

>>37073014
you better hope you die before your parents, or else nobody will show up to that party.
or even schedule a party.

The entry music would be sideways by citizen cope and the leaving music would be look on down from the bridge by mazzy star

I like to think those songs would make people feel guilty about not giving a shit about me when I was alive

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>>37073015
can't blame you, shits hip as fuck.

>>37072908
>rainy day
>few people there, crying hopefully
>instead of normal funeral music play some led zeppelin songs like since ive been loving you and I cant quit you baby

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>be dead
>still a good consumer

jesus christ America

>>37073049
Thanks friend. I have a big family and enough friends that I can expect a good number of people to show up when I die. What ever happens when I die though just want to go out with people remembering me in some positive way. Side note, what ever parent buries their kid in a minion casket should be shot.

my corpse burned alone without anyone knowing or crying for me, dyinglike a dog, thats what i deserve

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>>37073125
>implying there's something wrong with a minion coffin
>>37073192
J-jesus dude...

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>>37073101
Not any worse than an average funeral. Shit's expensive. Easiest people to jew are those grieving over dead loved ones.

>>37073014

You need to give People a chance to get the grief and constant need to cry out of their system

Save the laughter and fun for the after party

>>37072908
i am ded

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>>37073213
I sincerely hope there was more to this kids life than loving minions. Also they actually just took an image from pinterest for the design, they could have at least put more effort into it.

>>37073220
This is why you put what you want on your will. My dream funeral is like Spock's where they shoot you into space but realist I'll just have my body cremated and dumped in a landfill.

>>37073192
wouldn't you rather your body just be laying around in the wilderness, getting eaten by every animal that happens upon it

it's more beautiful than any """"""funeral""""" imo

>>37072908
I don't know how but it ends with my ommediate family dying after they learn the true nature of their toxicity.
>>37073014
This is a luxury only nice human beings can afford.

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>>37073327
>kid probably died in some freak accident
>parents can't even bother to make him an actual minion coffin and just google minion art to slap on it

Jesus...

>>37072908
Never understood the point of buying a fancy casket your not gonna see and everyone else is gonna see it once then it's gone for a while in a pit until the funeral company digs up your grave dumps your bones and takes their casket back and anything you were buried with.

>its sad when little shits die
>bohohoh my dead kids
bunch of pansies, everyone fucking dies

>>37073385
The lack of effort is one thing, I just hate when I see anything commercial involved that much in our lives.

>>37073404
>until the funeral company digs up your grave dumps your bones and takes their casket back and anything you were buried with.

I don't think that's how it works.

>>37072908
No funeral, cremation and compress my ashes into a diamond. At that point I don't care where it's going, preferably into the end of a butt plug.

organs harvested, body cremated

party at my place, take what you want

>>37073405

I almost died in your waifu's pussy last night lil nigga

Just dump my ashes out of a plane, don't even open the run just chuck that thing out the side.

As long as they don't donate my body to medicine students I don't care

>>37073192
I just want my body tossed into a ditch after being shot in the back of the head. I wanna lay in that ditch until my body is nothing but worm fodder so I at least had some worth in life as worm food.

I'd prefer to just vanish. All memories of me erased from everyone's mind's. I don't want to exist anymore. Neither heaven nor hell is appealing.

>>37073327
this is in a casket showroom. It exists only to show that they can put shit on the casket and customize it. No one is getting buried in it

>>37073743
>No one is getting buried in it
Hiram D. Hill, Jr.

launched into space with some form of long-use eid and signal for any intelligent life to collect my preserved corpse

>>37072908
Old fag and normie here, my senpai will take it hard but they will press on, I would rather them celebrate for a good life I had than be sad. For my military friends who died I would celebrate idk thats me

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>>37073893
Your senpai would notice if you died? How sugoi!

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why the fuck did a picture of a child's coffin make me laugh
fucking minions

I plan to die after my parents have died so I want it to be alone. No friends or family. I hate parties so the last thing I want is a bunch of people I knew years ago talking about me and pretending they knew me and feel bad.

I would prefer it if none of them even knew I died. I don't even like it when people think about me. So just bury me in an unmarked grave.

>>37073500
Yeah its not the funeral company that does this.

However many graveyards have a limited time slot unless you pay more for a "forever" slot.

The average length of a burial is 100 years. Then they dig you up to make room for other people.

>>37073819
>yfw this is actually a kid who was buried
>a 2 year old kid in chicago
www.gofundme com/n2e86ng4

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>>37072908
Tibetan-style sky funeral.

It's pretty much just your family and friends dragging your naked corpse up a hill and then letting the vulture and other animals & insects having their way with you. Sometimes they even chop your body up into smaller pieces to speed up the process.

>>37074393
>>37073500

Yup. That's also partially how Paris, France ended up with 7 million skeletons for tourists to take selfies with underneath its streets.

>>37075005
It says it on the side of the casket.

>>37075099

This, unfortunately I think it's illegal in the US.

You can always go out to the most remote areas you can find and just shoot yourself I guess

I want them to cut me up into tiny pieces and drop them down random chimneys on Christmas Eve.

>>37073061
I'm imagining the dead child who has to stare up at a fucking minion oc for the rest of eternity

>>37075434
it has the gofundme to give money to his parents?
weird my man

>>37072908
I don't want any funerals, obituaries, vigils, memorials, or services. I just want to be cremated and dumped somewhere

Viking Funeral, put me and my porn collection on a shitty boat, light it on fire and push my ass out to sea.

a simple burial without any lavishness or extremities or people present, no coffin needed, out in the wild would be better, for my remains to be useful to nature.

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>>37072908
>somebody remembers Lizard Wizard
>dies happy
after that I don't mind

>>37072908
Someone burns my body and mix my ashes into a bucket of soil that has a tree seed in it, and plants it somewhere.

>>37075529
Is it? I thought you could legally do almost anything to a dead body of a relative.

Funerals are a fucking scam.

no one shows up

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>>37073500

So glad I live in a civilized country where cemeteries are left alone and the lower population density gives people breathing room and reasonably priced houses.

>>37076616
>not getting friends to smoke it like they did with 2pac

>>37072908
Why od peopel even do this? Just get the kid a normal fuking casket. He's not gonna see it anyway.

REMINDER: YOUR LIFE WAS COMPLETE SHIT IF THIS DIDN'T PLAY AT YOUR FUNERAL

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XH_NyNB3My0

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no funeral
one day I'll just disappear

I don't want a funeral, I want my body to be cremated and then thrown to the trash.

>>37072908
i dont want a funeral
feed me to the dogs