/britfeel/

Cute girl at work today was staring at me and when I noticed she started laughing and said I looked funny focusing on my work. What the fuck did she mean by this lads, was she insulting me

>>37072712
first for wtf

been unemployed for three years, finally got a job, but had to leave after two weeks because i kept getting injured (it was in a warehouse). my body is so weak

now i'm back to job hunting, and my parents will be pissed

life is shit

>>37072712
did you actually delete the other thread?

funny anon

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>>37072750
>3 years

Try 6. I have never had a job.

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>>37072712
Another one blacked edition

Oh, it's great being black in an all white neighbourhood

>White boys wont DARE start a fight with you

*intimidates white boy*

>You get to fuck EVERY white girl within a one mile radius with your big beautiful black...

*cuts to interracial sex scene*

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tyhmlS-CMsQ

>>37072712

Thanks for making it properly this time, I'm very proud of you for fixing your mistake.

>>37072712
Gf asleep next to me while I smoke and /britfeel/
She wakes up, looks really confused and asks "where's the other one?"
I ask "the other what?" And she replies with "person".

Then she goes back to sleep. Pretty creepy

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One of the games I picked up was Tropico 5, proper comfy game.
Post waifus.

>>37072789

Sounds like someone wants a threesome

>>37072751

Yeah, thought it were for the best, I'm surprised I was still able to though

>>37072712
the funniest thing about that whole supposed exchange was the fact the shy anon was turned off by the smell of his cock and arsehole.

That shit still has me in stitches.

>>37072712
Good lad correcting the thread.

Stopped an inevitable split

>>37072789
She was dreaming about Augustine and his beautiful black...

>>37072767
after you get past a year, you are basically fucked

don't know what i'm going to do. sometimes i think about going into education again, or training like in accountancy, but i don't know

even with a job life is terrible

>>37072801
Shit lad, am I being sleep cucked?

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Family sending me psychic warnings lads

Finally ended it all. Just downed half a bottle of night nurse (that's 8g of paracetemol on top of a bunch of sedatives)
All I need to do now is wait for eternal slumber, see ya

>>37072895
See you at lunchtime lad

Tell us what is troubling you anon

>>37072895
Worst way to die anon. What's going to happen is this

>Wake up in morning feeling fine. maybe a bit sickly.
>Regret decision and feel better over the course of a day.
>The next day you'll begin to feel really ill, jaundiced and in extreme pain.
>You'll day a slow excruciating death over the course of a few days due to liver failure.

Vomit that shit up now. Call 999 and get to hospital. That horrible slow death can be quickly prevented by stomach pumping, n-acetylcysteine etc if you get help NOW.

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>>37072867
>mfw mum once thought the house was haunted by spookers and had some old ladies 'cleanse' it

She also thinks our entire bloodline is now cursed because she dicked around with an ouija board once.

>>37073022
how often do you get to visit her on the psych ward anon?

>>37073022
>She also thinks our entire bloodline is now cursed because she dicked around with an ouija board once.

cant really argue with that since youre here

>>37072867
the spirit of an autistic demon haunts you

>>37072964
does benadryl cause liver failure?

>>37073075
no, but it makes you behave as though you were drunk
overdose leads to cardiac failure

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>>37072767
8 years here lads, fucking cucked wageslaves haha

>>37072844
how old are you. i'm turning 24 and I really don't know what to do after i've finished this shitty foundation eng/maths. might go into fulltime education (wouldn't be uni because I didn't do A levels) or just train in a skill or something. Seems tiresome and impossible either way

>>37072895
8g of tylenol won't do jack shit to you op, a for effort though better luck next time

>>37073047
She's not (that) crazy, she just really likes all that paranormal stuff.

>>37072797
have you ever had a quick taste of your piss before?

>>37073075
No but double the maximum daily dose of paracetamol sure will.

People don't realise how HIGHLY hepatotoxic paracetamol actually is. It's LD50 is really low and it's therapeutic index is actually pretty narrow for an OTC.

If this is the anon that overdosed you need to get sorted now. You don't want to die a slow and excruciating death do you?

If you call an ambulance now they'll be pumping your stomach in 5 minutes, and within 10 minutes you'll be in hospital on an n-acetylcysteine drip that'll completely reverse the liver damage.

Please call 999.

>>37073113
is that painful or really quick? I know someone who takes a stupid amount of benadryl recreationally

>>37073136
No, that's disgusting. I once had a wee into a jug to see how much I pee on average.

>>37073150
No overdose is painful or really quick, bar potent opiates and tranquillisers. And even then you'd need to know what you are doing with anti-emetics etc if you really wanted to die peacefully.

Drug overdose is probably one of the worst ways to die desu.

Please get help m8.

>>37073150
A bottle of benadryl won't kill you and the minimum dose of paracetamol that has killed someone is 10g.
You're all getting memed

>>37073167
yeah disgusting haha

what about cum?

If you truly wish to die, jump off something right now. There was success in that field last night. I just want to see you spared a horrific death. A girl took them. Felt fine. Two weeks later, horrible death.

>>37073190
Don't be fucking stupid. You don't know if he has any underlying conditions (that he knows about or doesn't) or his history. 8g of paracetamol at once is pretty damn dangerous.

>>37073191
Can't say I've ever ingested any. I once went out with a tiny bit on my arm, though.

>>37073218
nah
they don't sell lethal doses

>>37072731
It's a well-known fact that people get enjoyment from looking at freaks

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What you bois been upto
Just got in from Nighwalk seen bats the skylight up been along the canal and river and under the M1 Not many non human mamals though
Nice night so warm though

>>37073226
I've probably gone out with cumstained trousers before, defo cumstained tshirt because I sometimes wipe up with the end of my t shirt (after the bulk has been cleaned up, the pathetic after cum barely cum water type stuff).

how do you go out with it on your arm though, It dries in about 10-15mins for me then my hand is just sticky like if you ate messy sugary stuff then let it dry, invisible

>>37072895
Half a bottle of night nurse is 4g which is the maximum daily dose. All you're going to get is a good night's sleep lmao

>>37073292
There was a tiny, really feint white, slightly shiny patch on my arm, I don't think anyone noticed. I didn't notice it until I came back.

>>37073340
They probably couldn't notice unless they laid down on the floor, your arms are too low

>>37072895
What brought this on? desu

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>>37073292
Love cum on my face
My friends dont realise I will suck any guy off and think I have toohpaste or snot in my hair or on my top really odd
Once went to work and realised on my first break I had three guys cums satins on my shirt
Just love that warm juice on my face

>the faggot larpers are back

>>37073368
Fancied some (You)s to be honest

>>37073389
I've cummed on my own face like 5-6 times, its a bit wierd desu, espically since my back was hurting from the wierd position I was in. I like the warm feeling and sensation. I got it directly into my mouth a couple of times but spat it out in sort of regret

>>37073118
>how old are you.

26, already feel like time is running out

>>37073420
piss off you fucking off /pol/ yankie

how to get rid of a cold lads i have a important day tomorrow i cant be ill

>>37073420
>>37073486
fuck sorry lad I am too fucked up want a blow job as an apology

>>37073421
gave myself a huge one once. after initially being put off, it got hotter again after a few minutes. looked good too.

just need another man to do it now

>>37073509
bung some antihistamines and lemsip in the morning
that should keep you good for a few hours

>>37073409
>piss off you fucking off /pol/ yankie
only altirightARDS would say "larpers"
When you Role Paly in the Woods what sytem do you prefer

>>37073525
probably don't want me then, my useless phimosis penis just dribbles it out an awful load which is watered down more than a cheapo pubs ale.

I do wonder what its like having another man do it though, must be a rush. espically since your probably not in the post-orgasm phase

>>37073280
not much desu. getting high playing vidya. discovered a nice new snack, rice crispies and custard. i'm going to treat myself to another bowl now.

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>>37073280
Was supposed to watch the new bcs ep when I got in 8-9 hours ago but have just done nothing again. Just had a shit and now have some post-shit pains

>>37073614
fucking love custard, had some the other day just on its own. Can pretty much pour it on most cakes and stuff and it goes well

>>37073568
>I do wonder what its like having another man do it though, must be a rush. espically since your probably not in the post-orgasm phase

must be so hot. just having your face sprayed. so submissive too

>>37073280
>>37073280

watching ice poseidon stream.

might try and sleep but feel lonely.

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>>37073568
Maybe we can have another failed anxious motorway meet up anywhere near M! J33 ?

>>37073614
>rice crispies and custard.
Well you have me there

I love the levels of depravity her
Maybe I am just fucking wasted though

Been many yanks posting shit tonight

Got the Gas Station captcha

>>37073663
that was my thinking. i like rice crispies i like custard why not try them out. it's defo the way to go. might try experiment with other cereals i like.
and they still snap crackle and pop that made me chuckle

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>>37072797
>Feel like I'm coming down with something desu
>Can't take a sick day this week
>really need to clean the flat too
>>37073663
custard and custard tarts are so good.

>>37073710
I'm too scared to drive far and on motorways. best I could do is Wetherby services

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>>37073663
I would kiss it better
Sorry dont mean to be kinky or anything

>>37073702
well
Hi lonely

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>>37073773
>Wetherby services
Same here too skint to travel far and cant drive

>>37073773
>>37073831

looks like we have another hookup

>the first sucessfull britfeel meeting will be at a service station where we all awkwardly look at each other while we take turns going into the toilet stall to fuck SS anon and when we're finally all finished he takes us into mcdonalds for chicken legends

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>>37073773
Me again isnt the A1 the fucking most deadly road ever

>>37073886
no idea I haven't travelled on it before

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Got a pic of earlier meet up

is there ANY point in trying to get a job from craigslist? i really need a job within a week and i'm trying everywhere else already

just imagine it's full of men trying to get people to meet them and try to make you suck them off

The gay hours are upon us which means its time for me to sleep.

>>37073850
Reading this convo is genuinely sickening and pathetic at the same time. Why don't you faggots talk privately so we don't have to endure your deviant perversions.

oh ffs lads. the film i am in the mood for watching does not have any subtitles on the streaming sites i have found it on. why fucking upload the movie with out subtitles when it needs them

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>>37073923
Have you tired Recruitment agencies

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>>37073962
>convo
Whats one of them love

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>>37072797
do you ever find a song you like and play the shit out of it, seems like i've just been refreshing this all day long and still fucking love it https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=itar-7sn3fA
it's dance music so be warned you may feel the urge to bust a move
>>37073167
would you get an average from 1 sample?
>>37073768
i like custard, but don't like custard tarts

>>37073775
Hope you are ok
This warm weather keeps making me feel I have a temperature

>>37073946
Do you want to spoon with me?

go to watch another film and some paki has spoiled the ending. what a fucking prick. why are pakis so fucking stupid

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>>37074011
>would you get an average from 1 sample?

the answer is no, sometimes I piss gallons and other times I piss a little tiny bit of yellow. All depends on the volume of water you drink

also realized I've never had a custard tart

>>37073975
i really don't like them, they have not been good in my experience

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im burning and fucking dying from dnlp.

im sitting here in a bus stop next to tesco extra with just a tanktopand ahorts while its raining and im juat barely cooling off.

also my stomach is so full and bloated from eating a ristorante pizza and 1.5 liters of diet iron bru

>>37074171
>1.5 litres of diet irn-bru
>diet

You deserve it for being such a gaylord.

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>>37074055
Any where near these lasses there cakes are the best

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>>37074116
Some are about as useless as pic related
yeah they vary I ended getting the mobile numbers of certain people who moved from agency to agency
I knew they could get me a job and they knew the employer would be happy with the work I did

>>37074200

i also had 500ml of that 0 calorie aloe drink.

i think ill go home and get some cash and buy some.

but i really dont want to move, the cool night is just barely enough to sustain me and my stomach cant hold anything more despite being thirsty as fuck

>>37074171
>dnlp
>>37074200
Had a weird bus stop experience earlier about half one Last bus from that stop is probably at half nine
Thought I saw Someone at a bus stop hard to tell just stopped raining and misty
They got picked up by a car
When I got to the bus stop couple of stripped down smashed up phones
Wish I could afford to live somewhere nice

>>37074171
>tesco

tescos*

>>37074398
estoc

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Not been here for a while
Forget there are things I can actually miss about Nottingham

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>tfw there used to be a nice little bakery in my area but they moved and the building was turned into flats

I got a chocolate fudge cake from there for my birthday as a lad and it was heavenly.

ah fuck it, i'm gonna have another spliff and have a couple more hours vidya, gonna try set myself up to go for an all nighter tomorrow.

>>37074171
>When flavour calls
get some crisps down you lad

I fucking hate my life. Why does my ban fluctuate from being banned to being not banned?

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>>37074478
It will soon be light m8
Dawn is only just over an hour away

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i think i need to quit the internet as a whole for a while lads, it seriously fucks with my mental health. i have huge mood swings almost every day, one time i feel like elliot rodger, a few hours later im quite happy and positive about the future. i either see utterly miserable people and it makes me feel afraid of becoming one. or things that remind me of how much im missing out on. like, im here at 20, sitting at home with no real friends, never had a relationship/gf. there are girls my age that get fisted in the ass. i was always a pussy and turned down the girls when i was a teenager so im still an unexperienced virgin. i could improve my look easily with working out and changing my lifestyle but every time i start to do something the mood swings kill all my motivation.
i have no idea what to do at this point

watching drive. main character seem autistic, i like it. would make more sense if a girl didnt fall into his lap, especially considering his autism.

>>37074717
Ryan Gosling is sexy af lad, it makes sense a girl would fall in his lap, no homo

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>>37074645
Yeah internet probably aint the best place for positive vibes these days
especially 4chan so full of nazis scum
Talk to your GP tell them about Elliot Rodger
I have found CBT useful I realise I need to work on acceptance and goals but yes it all seems pointless

>>37074645
If it makes you feel any better it feels like yesterday I was 20 in the same position now i'm turning 24 and my mental state is even worse and i'm still in the same position, being 20years old feels like last week. its a surreal feeling

So the numbers have to let me know...
Odds ciggie evens no

>>37074744
considering his social skills though, most girls would think he is not interested and would not bother.

actor is also wearing make up, and the film is shot to make him look better

>>37074747
i was thinking of going to a therapist but i really doubt it would help and the chances of getting some drugs that would actually help temporary as small. i would rather just try to buy

>>37074770
this is what im afraid of desu. im the same just with being 18 and it cant go further
im focusing on my studies now but its not enough, i feel miserable every day

>>37074777
trips says something more

>>37074635
yeah i know, fucking birds are already starting to make noise outside.oh well i can't hear them from in here.
gutted that my bedtime spliff will be smoked in daylight desu.

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>>37074811
autistic shy chads = cute
ausistic shy uggos = creepy

come on lad

>>37074869
as someone who has done modeling you still need social skills to get women. being good looking makes it easier but if you have no social skills women will near enough always back off

>>37074924
Lad it's Ryan Gosling, there's just something about him. I'm not even gay and I'm sure I love him

>>37074924
but the bar for social skills is not being utterly autistic. i have seen late bloomers who are popular with women now and they barely changed anything personality wise. if anything theyre a bit boring because they dont have to put in much effort

>>37074747
>tell your gp about Elliot Rodger
Don't do this anon

Continuing from my question in the previous thread, should I cuck a Muslim guy? I'll be the hero britfeel needs if the answer is yes

>>37074937
come on though lad. this isnt meant to be a part of his character in the film. ryan gosling just happened to play him.

>>37074999
But Driver is everything any woman would want lad, a good looking mysterious type

post emotional tracks please

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SbMoX39JZz0

>>37075017
its a meme lad. women want someone they can connect with, and that is usually through banter and charm. in reality, if a good looking guy stands there and barely says anything, girls normally assume that he is not interested and just being nice or is boring

all the good looking quiet guys i know are virgins or have just had sex a few times. its the obnoxious funny guys that get the women

>>37075051
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vZlaxHQPu_8

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>>37074825
>>>37074747 (You)
>i was thinking of going to a therapist but i really doubt it would help and the chances of getting some drugs that would actually help temporary as small. i would rather just try to buy
>>37074978
>>>37074747 (You)
>>tell your gp about Elliot Rodger
>Don't do this anon
Go see a therapist if you can
If you tell your GP you feel like taking a few people out they will seriously listen to you and try to help you
They would have to be convinced you would actually do so to consider sectioning you or reporting you to the Police
Drugs arent the answer
Being Nice is the answer
Just Nice post
It will make you feel better

>>37075166
>that picture
Cute

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>>37072797
Hahaha, I want to die, lads.

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>>37075256
Kill me before you go lad haha

>>37074987
Bump

Origanally

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>>37075256
No Karen Kujou NO!
What would Alice do

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>>37075256
You look so happy here
Just love this
Happy Day

WHY CANT I SLEEP I HAVE WORK IN 4 HOURS AND I'M TIRED

I COUNTED BACK FROM 1000 TO ZERO AND I'M STILL WIDE AWAKE REE

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=60mLvBWOMb4

>>37075749
Have you counted all the truck bois Service Station anon has had and how many serivce stations he has had them in

>>37075754
proposing this as the new job centre waiting music

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Will I find nice on here

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>>37075282
Only if you kill me too
>>37075449
Don't care
>>37075732
That's the point. It's called juxtaposition
>>37075749
Cheered me up a little bit

>>37075749
>CANT I SLEEP
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t0oSxTymoPA

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>>37075845
Only so many will survive

>>37075749
take some lsd it will expand ur mined ,guaranteed

>>37075449
>What would Alice do

Probably become the single mother of a half caste like most British girls

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>>37075749
Going to attempt to sleep again lads, wish me luck

>>37076147
Good luck lad, turn the pillow over to the cold side

>>37076165
Of course, I'm not some kind of heathen

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>>37076014
LSD is Nice
Bury Nice
Be a Nice

>>37077073
Waiting for a palindrome

>>37076147
>>37076212
Better hurry and get some kip wagie! Wouldn't want to disappoint Mr Goldstein, would we now?

>>37076474
I wonder who will get it?

>>37076526
Nobody probably cares, alot of people don't even check repeating digits

>>37076526

Probably most considering understanding of palindromes was taught in primary school.

ah fuck it 1 more hr of vidya won't hurt. can have a wank when the housemate goes to work at 6 as well.

is it gay if you eat your own cum

>>37076738
>is it gay if you eat your own cum
Yes

>>37076747
why? i do it all the time, not that i like the taste or anything, its just out of convenience i guess

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>>37076747
>>>37076738
>>is it gay if you eat your own cum
>Yes
>>37076789
OH I like it

Where do you eat it from ?

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Thats it, Im staying up now lads

>>37076474
Off by ones
>>37077072
>>37077074

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I wish to die in my sleep. Why won't God allow this?

what a night got up to 100 hrs now which is good. last game of the night 0:00 left on the clock and I score a bicycle kick goal to take it to 2-1. muh dick twitched desu.
and I get to finish the night with the old bedtime routine
>spliff,wank then bed
happy fucking days

What a slow morning, Where is everyone?

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let's have a bump with a nice 2d qt eh lads. give the wagies a nice image to wake up to.

WAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGGIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEE!!

WAKE UP! TIME TO GO TO WORK.

DONT WANT TO KEEP MR.NOSEBERG WAITING!

got diagnosed with chronic fatigue syndrome lads, i feel better knowing im not just lazy

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>>37072797
I don't wanna get up reeeeee I'm so comfy

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A picture from the motorway services bathroom

>>37078786
i thought SS anon was blonde and wasn't it him who showed his bumhole
good effort though m8E

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>>37078826
What really went on there ?
we only have this excerpt
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gDTTisFHw0A

Just had a comfy walk around a forest type place. They had a bunch of benches and plaques commemorating people who had died. Abstract kind of feel desu

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>>37078960
Near me its more where people have died
ie killed
or corpses found
shit I want to live somewhere nicer
Bury gril help me
They dont have plaques

>>37079005
Now that you mention it, a bench I sat on was dedicated to someone who died at like 28, and it had a message telling you to sit and think about everyone that loves you

Were all of those plaques for people who an heroed in that forest?

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I want to eat Pixie's brapps.

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>>37078316
That annoying morning Robin

>>37078457
I'm on my way back from working for Lord Fortesque-Smythe though

we don't work for jews in this country lad, we're not the yanks, we work for the landed gentry upper crust

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>essay due in 4 hours
>haven't done anything
Yay

>>37073962

Somebody wants their colon tickled!

>>37076676
>Housemate
Fucking normie

just ordered a bunch of xanax lads. will they make me normie?

Morning lads.

What is everyone up to today?

I know what I won't be doing, haha.

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Ay-oop lads.

>>37079950
Magnesium is currently working fine for me

>>37079960
Going to work

got to set off in 40 minutes, going on my first motorway drive, never gotten around to it in my 2 years with a license kek, I'm sure it will be fine

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>>37079960
Morning twat, I'm playing Neverwinter while the gf finishes her essay. What won't you be doing?

>>37079984
>work
>pic related

>>37079984
Never reply to me again you fucking sex offender.

>>37080006
I won't be meeting up with any lads to experiment sexually.

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>>37080020
Okay then.

>>37080002
You'll be fine you minge, just don't drive like a paki.

>>37080020
>I won't be meeting up with any lads to experiment sexually.
>Lad
So that leaves me in the tranny running

>>37080048
>tranny
Don't know how that word made it into my post

>>37080020
>I won't be meeting up with any lads to experiment sexually

Neither will I, I don't experiment.

>>37079975
Piss off you wanker come back when you can speak English

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>>37080127
This made me laugh out loud tbqh lads

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>>37080020
>>>37080006
>I won't be meeting up with any lads to experiment sexually.
Maybe you just havent met the right guy

>>37080164
>Maybe you just havent met the right guy

Or maybe he HAS. ;)

Going to pick up a xbone now tbph.

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>>37080247
erm it was good

Bait Worms

Got stuff to do today lads and i'm gonna try my hardest to do all of it :)

>>37080551
Best of luck lad, let us know how it goes

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Morning lads~

I think I might have caught some kind of illness which is a bit annoying. At least I am not wageslaving today~

>>37080551
Good luck senpai, what kind of things have you got to do?

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>>37080551
Fap to traps
and this guy wants to meet up in a toilet near the Motorway he is offering to buy me some Tendies or something

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>>37079960
>Morning lads.
Morning bender.
>What is everyone up to today?
Listening to Deerhunter, probably gonna start re-reading Transmetropolitan (been a few years and I'm in the mood for edgy late 90s comical violence). Also gonna pick up my new phone. Getting the new Bush E4X from argos. 16mp real cam, 8mp front, 64gb internal storage, and 'fast charge'.

Got a mad throat infection coming on though.

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>Labour manifesto promising the world
>People will vote for it
>We'll have uncontrolled paki immigration forever

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>>37080551
Do your best! I'm sure you can do it!

>>37081035
>People will vote for it
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH THEY COULD SAY THEY WILL GIVE SCOTLAND A MILLION TRILLION GBP, INDEPENDENCE AND EU MEMBERSHIP AND THEY STILL GET 0 VOTES.
THEY CAN PROMISE ENGLAND MORE MOSQUES AND MAKING ALCOHOL ILLEGAL AND ALL NON HALAL MEAT BANNED AND STILL GET NO VOTES.

(get it, england is 90% muzzies)

>>37080969
Stop sucking so much dick then innit bruv?

Why are pengwings so cute?

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>>37081154
forgot my demonstration

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>>37081114
I think it's from yer maws cunt.

>>37081154
Penguins are the best animals lad.

I fucking always go see them first whenever I go to the zoo.

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>>37081191
These cute little shits are just as good as penguins at the zoo methinks.

>Vegan hippies kill another child.

http://deredactie.be/cm/vrtnieuws.english/News/1.2980150

I love sending these articles to vegans, proves how fucking unhealthy veganism is.

>>37081300
What the fuck kind of link is that, putin?

need a haircut lads because i haven't had one in months. i normally get a buzzcut but i'm sick of getting that. what should i say to the barber?

>>37081315
a Belgian one

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Just made a complete fool of myself delivering a presentation infront of a girl that I'm pretty sure (used to) fancy me. Kill me.

>Work today after 4 days off
>17:00 - 02:00

reeeeeeee

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Last cute animal pic to motivate me for wageslavery, lets go!

>>37081397
I'm sure it wasn't that bad and whatever it was won't even be remembered by tomorrow!
How many times do you reflect on what someone else said or did during a class?

>>37081326
Ask for what they think would suit you, worst case scenario you just have another buzz cut if you don't like it and try again next time.

Do DIY stores sell home brewing kits?

I've got some equipment I just need some ingredients.

>>37081326
a fashy cut

>>37081300
oh fuck off with that crap to >>>/bant/

>>37081460
Depends on the store lad.
Just get it from Amazon.

>>37081486
Want to make a start today

>>37081441
>>37081460
class
stores
Are immigrants or yank scum

>Shops that don't have car parks

Literally what is the fucking point

>>37081502
You either find some cheap kit today and spend months making a shit brew, or you take an extra couple days finding the better stuff online and make something nice.

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Why the fuck can't the bus just crash and burn on the way to work. I even fuckin' ran to the cash point to make sure I had money to get it and it wouldn't even do me the courtesy of killing me.

>>37081300
They don't bother me really but I think you should probably wait until your child is old enough to make the decision himself.

>>37080551
Those are some fighting words lad.

>>37081517
A store is larger than a shop so it's correct usage.

Pissing down here in Dorchester desu lads. Anyone know where I can get some weed nearby?

>BandQ and Wickes don't sell brewing equipment
>Literally an entire shop dedicated to the favourite past time of men and they don't sell brewing equipment

>>37081517
I call a lesson 'class' too.
Nothing wrong with it.

Also, Americanism have become everyday standard here thanks to lack of quality british culture.

Our TV is either American, or 'braaaap braaaap braaaap blud, badman, innit.'

Or music is pretty much the same, we have no real British icons.

>>37081517
You don't use class?

What do you use then? "Learny people group?"

>>37081517
Always called them class or lesson.
Also went to a high school after primary

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>>37081540
>>37081583
Just fed up with yankie idiots on here have you seen there new leader
A store is where you well store stuff a shop is where you sell it
A Brit saying class instead of lesson shit we are fucked and cucked

>>37081647
a lesson is what's taught in a class.

>>37081576

It's a home improvement store, not a hobby shop.

>>37081670
home improvement is a hobby

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>>37081647
>their new leader
Because Hills would have been better?
Obama was a good president?
Oh I bet you thought bush was a shite pres too.

>Class
Class is fine lad. Fuck off.
>Store
Considering most of the UKs shops are now European or American franchises Store is fine. Do you call American shows 'series' when they are seasons?

Agree American culture has ruined our nation though.

>>37081035
in the manifesto it says free movement will be stopped after brexit. i doubt they would completely stick to that if they won but im voting for them anyway because im poor and they at least give a shit about people unlike tories. tories will still win though guaranteed

>>37081698

No it's not, they basically sell building materials and tools, they are not a place to buy brewing kits.

>>37081739
>tfw Scotland vote SNP
>England vote tories
Tories win.

The tories are smart because they know people are dumber than they use to be and believe TV so much these days that as long as they can get positive spin on mainstream TV they've won.

And guess what, they have.

>>37078543
sorry to hear that, i know all about that because i thought i had it so i researched the hell out of it (turns out i dont have it). hope its not too bad for you

>>37081792

Scots are cuckolds though, being under the English boot is how they thrive.

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>>37081739
May wants free movement so whats the difference She will not stop immigration what did she do when that was her responsibility in her cabinet position for how many years NOTHING she is a lying power hungry bitch
Can you imagine the pain in the morning if we dont have free movements
Corbyn definitely best for us robots, unless you are rich rich normiee

>>37072712
>Abrakebabra
>hygiene rating still 0

>>37081830
Corbyn doesn't want it though.

>>37081792
i never thought about it that way, i thought they were holding the election now because they know theyve got no opposition. lib dems have no chance and labour is all messed up at the moment so it will be a landslide for the tories. it's always the same people voting for the tories every time as well

>rich people
>old people who are retired
>people who think theyre rich but theyre not
>farmers
>young people who dont know who to vote for so they copy their parents

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>>37081800
Fatigue is tiring is there a NICE deffination of it
>>37081805
Havnt they got from under it by voting SNP must admit I am tempted to move north of the border

>>37081864
>>people who think theyre rich but theyre not
The British media and politics smartest move was to get the poor to think they were better off than their poor neighbour.

Working class people mocking working class people is disgusting lads.

>>37081877
tory voter i know is complaining about how she doesn't have much money for the month because she spent it on vet bills for the cat

>still votes tory

>>37081877
Fuck off Jeremy you nigger loving cuck.

I dunno who to vote for lads.
http://whoshouldyouvotefor.com said Labour so I'll probably do that.

>>37081916
>>37081934
>lad on facebook bitching about phoning his GP 8 times to get through (instead of holding), then complaining he can't get an appointment that day. 'State of the NHS'.

>tfw he works min-wage and could never afford private care.

Fucking state of this nation lads.

>>37080617
>>37080655
>>37081040
>>37081524
Thanks for all the encouragement laddos. I just had to venture into town for some bits and withdraw cash for my haircut tonight. Back home now, would be nice to have bought a food treat for myself as a reward but I guess achievement is its own reward eh lads :)

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Lads, chatting to this American divorcee online and she wants to fly over so I can impregnate her, no strings attached. Good idea?

>>37082080
If she's paying for the flight, sure

>>37082080
Aye, she can't claim child support across borders.

Enjoy your kid turning up in 10 years though.

Who's the brit that keeps posting about asian men dating white women on /pol/?

>>37081934
its either a guy who cares about everyone (unfortunately this includes shitskins, muzzies, immigrants) or an old hag who gives a shit about no one apart from the very rich

pick one

>>37082290

Not one of us in all likelyhood

>>37082080
bad idea, if you get married in the future one day some american kid will turn up at your door and your life is ruined forever

>>37082244
I'm sure I can disappear.

>>37082326
>getting married
Don't do it lad, it's the fucking worst.

>>37082301
"cares about everyone"

so how is uni going for you?
hope you grow out of your retarded stage soon

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>>37072712
.
.
.
.
.
>26 year old man comes into the surgery
>Has been gorging on bananas all morning
>Now suffering from severe hyperkalemia
>Wants me to give him bicarbonate of soda
>Give him a lethal dose of morphine instead

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Actual raging lads. Never got paid for a shift I did last week because the clocking system was fucked. Manager said he was gonna fix it.

Fucking fuming.

>>37082455
>Not being salaried

>>37082471
Did salary for an old job. Unpaid overtime was fucking shite mate.

Always chasing the manager at my old job for my extra hours pay. (sorry it'll get put on next month, then the following month I'd be down the hours I did that month.) Least this job, bar the clock system being down you get paid for your hours.

>>37082538
Thank fully never had this problem
Loads of other shite in shitty jobs at least got paid the fuck all per hour I worked
So do you think May or Corbyn would help back you up when this happens the EU would of done but we have left that
We will soon be free to work as many hours a week as our bosses want and get paid for how many
ho hum we have been cucked over lads

>>37081877

It's a very old thing in the UK. People who were working 12 hour days in the pits, living in unheated homes with no bathrooms and dying in their thirties of pneumoconiosis were told that they "owned a third of the world" because of the amount of the map that was coloured pink.

They believed it.
And some of their great grand children still do.

>>37082581
May will make it illegal to have 0 hour contracts, and yet at the same time still make it so that those on salary will not be paid overtime (probably something like you're expected to do 4 hours free O/T a week before you need to be paid.)

Corbyn will shit the bed and be too busy telling us pakis are alright instead of actually backing unions.

>>37082581

Lucky I have a cheeky 2nd (Irish) passport then.

>pizza has bbq sauce instead of tomato puree
fucking why
it's not even a pizza without tomato

>>37082649
>May will make it illegal to have 0 hour contracts,

I doubt her hubby would be too happy about that.

>>37072895
10g of paracetamol is normal overdose amount. You're just destroying your body. Idiot.

>>37082672
Too fucking lazy to look into getting one
at least four generations since my family moved to England so dont know how easy it would be for me to get one

Just found out about this

http://www.legislation.gov.uk/ukpga/2000/11/schedule/7

Why is the UK so cucked?

>give the examining officer any information in his possession which the officer requests

>>37082801
What happend to the right to not self incriminate?

>>37082798

At that distance you wouldn't qualify anyway, not automatically at least.

It's something I never even thought about before, but it could end up being a life saver.

>tfw no alt-GF
Shit feeling lads although I know most are batshit/used goods by the time they're 20.

>>37082827

As far as the UK goes it's in the same place as the "right to freedom of speech" that is, entirely in people's imaginations.

>>37082865
This Is why I think we have been cucked by leaving EU
In the UK we really have no rights and the government can do what the fuck they like or just pass legislation through parliament to let them do it

>>37082916
Sad state of affiars lad.
Wont be long till they make it so the ISP has to upload your browsing history to facebook every month.

>>37082916

Hence me, personally, remaining! Thank fuck for grandparents.

>>37082916

If we had remained we would have been fucked over just as hard, they would even be able to say we voted for it.

>>37082984
Fucked over in what way?

The EU has blocked the government from passing laws that would limit your privacy in the past.

>>37082916
>we need a shitty ruling body to overrule our own shitty ruling body
we were always doomed

>>37082984
>>37083001
Yeah as far as freedoms go the EU courts are about as good as it gets
Rather have the bottom line decide by them than a load of rich bastards in Westminster

>>37082984

Nah lad. Not without convincing the Kraut and Frog workers to have their holes reamed too... And that ain't happening.

I don't doubt that "Britain is going to be rich" post brexit, but it isn't going to be in the pockets of people like me. So fuck that.

>>37083067
Yeah Britain is always going to be rich
Because if you are poor you dont matter and you dont count and you aint counted
Do you think the Sunday times will ever do a poorest list?

>>37083117

I dunno and I'm sorry to say I don't care.

There are so many other great places to live, why worry?

>>37083067
>>37083059
You're right guys, lets all vote lib dem and reunite with our European brothers and sisters.

>>37083203

I'm not disuniting with them!
But overall I think it would be a good idea.

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>>37083213
I'm also having #bregret always considered myself european anyway fuck independance

Got to be Labour. Been really impressed with Corbyn. All Mummy May has going for her is the devil you know and that she already kicked off Brexit. She's an exploitative weasel, not to mention she works directly in opposition to robots.

>>37083255

I have no regrets, I haven't left Europe and won't so I don't have anything to regret.

I unironically think countries are a nonsense so I've no desire at all to be in an "independent" one (whatever that means).

However, if you think it's good... Enjoy it.

>>37083255
>independance
>ance

nice

>>37083313
It's clearly the superior European spelling you shitlord

>>37083268
>Mummy May

Mummy is one thing that rot wombed fucker will never be.

>>37083328
>>>37083268
>>Mummy May
>Mummy is one thing that rot wombed fucker will never be.
I just lost it to that really hate that opportunistic cunt

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I unironically think countries are a nonsense

>>37083328
I sometimes wonder if she's trying to punish a child she'll never have with her leadership

>NO, no more porn!
>No more pocket money!
>boys do boy jobs, girls do girl jobs!

>>37083407

If you like. But if you think that you have something in common with someone else because you were squirted out of a woman in close geographical proximity to where someone else was squirted out of a different woman.... You've a worse hang up than an odd hat.

>>37083432
>boys do boy jobs, girls do girl jobs!
only a faggot would complain about that statement

>>37083449

The 1800s called, they want you to come back.

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>tfw in love with an vidya character because she reminds you of the qt at work.

>>37083445
>genetic links and shared history mean nothing
Are you a 'citizen of the earth' hippie or some kind of selfish posh wanker?

>>37083460
Haha guess I'm on the wrong side of history eh? Future generations will be appalled at the concept of a man being the one to take out the bins.

>>37083475
>>genetic links and shared history mean nothing

Where do you get this drivel from?

what shared history?
what "genetic link" ?

Do you just make this shite up?

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>>37083529
>Do you just make this shite up?
yes, both those concepts mean nothing and have just been invented by me

>>37083484
>Haha guess I'm on the wrong side of history eh? Future generations will be appalled at the concept of a man being the one to take out the bins.

Not so much appalled as amused and not so much future as current but otherwise... Yup.

>play a free to play game
>cost between 3-6 in game currency to go on a mission
>they give me currency every time i sign in for some reason
>have over 1000 with never paying for it
do they even know how to make a free to play games?

>>37083546

They're both entirely meaningless. Literally drivel.

(insert frog)

>>37083549
Have you ever been in a relationship? Who should take the bins out, the strong 6ft lad or the frail woman?

>>37083529
Can I ask what you do for a living?

The problem I have with countries is that their governments don't serve their people but rather become autonomous agents that pursue their own interests.

I also think that democracy is flawed, at least in the way its implemented.

Is this /tumblrfeel/?

>>37083570
>do they even know how to make a free to play games?

I'm married. Whoever's around when the bin needs to go out.

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I would throw my genetic heritage away for asian gf!

>>37083576

You can ask, but I won't tell you.
Our household income is slightly in excess of the national average, will that satisfy your curiosity?

>>37083611
>you dont object to May saying her husband takes the bins out
>you must be a fat nerd sexist gamer
it was a perfectly innocent comment and faggots like you are acting like it was a big deal. I dont believe you're married by the way.

>>37083631
>Our household income
ah, so on the dole. Plenty of time to shitpost about how ascended you are and dont care about anyone.

>>37083640
>I dont believe you're married by the way.

I'm devastated.

>>37083660
not as devastated as your fictional wife's anus will be when I'm done with her lmao

>>37083647

Nope, nor any other benefit. Nor indeed have i been for my entire working life, which i believe to be something of an oddity these days.

I'm not even entirely sure how they work. I do have lots of time to shitpost though, yes.

>>37083675

I'll tell her, however I think she'd tell you you weren't quite what she was looking for in a bit of strange anon.... Even fictionally.

>>37083680
I think I recognise your writing style but I'm not autistic like detectiveanon. You drink a lot if I'm right.

Yesterdays thread was fucking brilliant desu

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>>37083693
>ywn cuck an anon by sleeping with his fictional wife

>>37083713
I shagged Karen.

>>37083701

It's possible, I've been here a while but I'm not here as often as I have been for the past week or so.

>>37083705

We need more service station (or similar) stories.

Top quality.

>>37083701
>I'm not autistic like detectiveanon

>Make 4 posts as a joke one evening
>People keep referring back to you

>>37082377
what? just saying it how it is. no need to get angry

Pretty sure most people here have drink/drugs/food issues

>>37083705
it was, now we just have nigger lovers trying to destroy britain in this thread, mind you the service station anon said he would fuck pakis and niggers so he isnt the greatest

these threads get progressively more depressing as time goes on.

>>37083765

It's good to be rememebered anon.

>>37083773
no yes yes

Do I win a prize?