Whats the most degenerate thing you've done fellow robot?

>>37044633

DON'T ARCHIVE ME FAGGOTS
DON'T YOU GUYS FUCKING DARE ARCHIVE ME WITHOU ONE GOOD GT

>>37045078
Bump
Did you at least sew the hole after?

>stolen at least $30,000 worth of items and money over the course of 6 years

>>37045131

No, but I made sure to make the hole go all the way up to the doll's head, so it wasn't so obvious it was made to fuck.

>>37044633
Maybe the doll was just your sister in a costume.

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>>37045244
Welp, I never knew I had this fetish

>>37044633
>20yo me virgin

>horny, like climbing walls horny

>neighbor would let her 8yo daughter with my mom sometimes to go to work

>no class one day, stay at home

>neighbor daughter usually sleeps at my mother's bed in afternoons

>mon needs to go visit a friend, lets me taking care of the girl

>never thought about doing anything with her before

>i walk past mothers room

>girl is sleeping, using short dress

>as soon as i think about it my dick goes so hard it almost explodes

>go in the room

>wipe my dick out

>gentle pull her dress up

>panties down

>omg such perfect butthole and pussy

>can't control myself, start rubbing in

>literally cum in 15 sec

>cum all over her

>10sec later i'm just as hard

>i get crazy horny, start trying to penetrate her really hard

>she wakes up

>omgimgoingtojail.jpeg

>looks at me, and goes back to sleep

>holy fuck

>clean her and leave
did this about 3 more times, til her mother moved

>>37044633
>16 years old
>11pm
>horny af too
>have a beast fetish
>remember there's a stable somewhere near my house
>fuck it
>fence hop and try to get close to the horses
>manage to grab balls for a bit
>dick gets so hard it hurts
>horse starts getting angry about me molesting him and tries to kick me
>stable dogs starts barking so I get the fuck out of here
>never ran so fast in my life
>boner won't go away and know fapping won't be enough
>remember neighbour's dog is male
>go into their garden
>dog instantly tries to bite my face off
>manage to run back home before neighbours woke up

I can't get this night out of my head. I never got so hard again and probably never will. I feel so ashamed at how degenerate I was that night, I don't know what got me to do this

>>37044633

>21yo virgin horny me
>living with my uncle
>he has a female dog, super big
>he's not home one day
>i have condons that were being giving for free at college
>i bring the her to my room
>i get all naked
>dick hard af, like i've seen
>puts condon on
>i get in position
>start fucking her in the pussy
>omg so thats how it feels
>cum in 20sec
>i fucked her a lot more, cant even remember how many times


i lost my virginity to a dog

i met a whore on tumblr who let me spitroast her with another guy

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>>37045505
Fake and gayyy man, kys.
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>>37045505
Tell me about the other times

>>37045661
What did the dog do, anon?

>>37044633
I fuck pillows, not waifu pillows, just regular pillows

>>37045786
i wish it was fake

>>37045789

similar, i was actually thinking about waking her up and coming up with a way to have sex with her, but was afraid she would tell someone, so just keept doing the same way

When I was 20 I let a 13 year old boy I was babysitting over the weekend play with my breast and cum on me while I pretended to be asleep.

He like cupped my hand around his dick and slide back and forth for like less than a minute before he came on my wrist and PJ bottoms.

The second night he touched his dick to my lips but left without doing anything else.

>>37045817


just stood there and letting me fuck her, better than fapping or a flashlight

>>37045922
how did it feel for you?

>>37044633
Probably like lying down on my back masturbating in my grandmother's shower when I was a teenager or just jacking off frequently in my youth in general along with basic vanilla internet porn.
It's not that bad comparatively but it sucks to think about sometimes.

>>37044633
LARPING in a park with other drunk robots, story gets weird and I sucked 2 of my friends off but still say it was LARPING

>>37045922
You're naughty.

you should have done /ss/

>>37045922

if i was i girl, i prob would let youger boys fuck me all the time

shit, i would be a fucking slut

>>37046026
Fucking exactly

we give roasties a bad rep but if I were born a girl (without knowledge of being a dude of course) I'd get sex every time I could

>>37046026

I was having this exact same thought. Like, holy shit if I were a girl i'd let younger boys fuck me daily. It's not even funny the amount of dicks I would suck.

>>37046108

just think about it


if i was walking on the street and saw a teen boy, i would straight up walk to him and offer my pussy, like "wanna fuck me in that alley over there? just a quick fuck dude"

>>37046180
>>37046108

It's such a fucking shame I'm (((mostly))) straight, I could still get tons of sex as a cuteboi but I wouldn't pass anyway

>>37045993
> /ss/
It was a 13 yo GAY boy anon

>>37045922

the 13yo me would have fucked every single hole in you

>>37045509
GTRHNBR bro

>>37046372
papa bless anon

>>37044633
>12
>have my best friend over
>play vidya and shit
>go to computer
>we're both bored so we decide to type in a new word we learned (ebony) into google
>noticed alot of porn popping up
>clicked on some random video
>laughed at the porn because we thought it looked funny
>spent one and a half hour looking at nigger porn
>said retarded shit like "hahaha they look like monkeys" and laughed our asses off
>8 years later and we have never brought it up

Not really degenerate. Can't remember any degenerate things other than me picking my nose and then flicking away the boogers onto the walls of my room and letting them stay there.

Smelled a chubby white lady's feet in a public park when I was 16. No one else was around to see it tho. I then went home and fapped like crazy to the delicious smell

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OP here

I... I wasn't ready for the things that were posted here.

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