why the fuck is it so hard to find strangers on the internet

idk dude, somebody burnt the boats
I've done the same shit with a face pic and never got anything

>>37043311
but how much of fucking loser am I for wading through an endless sea of scambots just for some type of interaction with another human being?

>>37043274
I posted ads on cl but only ended up fucking a guy in like his 40s good bj and cumming felt great

>>37043428
not really
if you think about it, craigslist is the ideal place to find a one night stand; thought somebody had the idea to ruin the fun

>>37043466
otherwise, make a shirt that says "looking for a one night stand"

>>37043458
I can't claim to be bi because I have only been with one (1) girl before but a quick look at my browsing history and sexual predilections would definitely raise some eyebrows. I almost accepted a bj from the texter at 3am but he woke me up and I had a 10am final.. that I nearly missed because I hit the wrong snooze button.

I just want something REAL for the love of christ you would think the internet is good for bringing people together but this is fucking lunacy and I will probably wind up mugged or with AIDs

>>37043580
this girl had a "relationship wanted" one, and she wrote something about her sweetspot being between her shoulder blades so I sent an email "don't remind me of that time a dinosuchus cracked me over the back with a wet towel"
she didn't reply

>>37043707
>so I sent an email "don't remind me of that time a dinosuchus cracked me over the back with a wet towel"
>she didn't reply
wait wat. that line isn't half bad though

>>37043755
I was just trollin' because I've had no luck so I just shitpost on craigslist now

https://slo.craigslist.org/cas/6129198179.html
inb4 the autism is unprecidented

>>37043825
this is mine
I posted my nudes with my face and a timestamp once, but I took em down after like 30 minutes

>>37043825
inb4 mental illness nest

You probably look like the rest of us, a fat overweight neck-beard.
Hell, that "dick pic" was probably more of a cheeto-fupa pic.

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>>37043892
you are posting on /r9k/ so I know you are no stranger to dick pics
>this is what we are dealing with here.
average as all hell if I am being honest and I am ~5'6" shorty so nothing else to really brag about and my face is like 5 or 6 so nothing to write home about.

but you would think that putting a pic like this and your phone number out there would illicit responses from something that isn't a desperate needy robot. But I was WRONG, again

>>37043974
go you!
we better delve into the stupid seduction dance, even tho it's a waste of time

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>>37043974
>Claiming a pic is yours
>No timestamp

gr8 b8 m8 I r8 8/8 str8 appreci8, don't h8.

>>37043992
i'm considering going downtown but I've never gotten laid from that

>>37043992
is this a reference I am unfamiliar with?
I just want to meet and fucking chat with someone at this point. shitposting on these boards for this long has been driving me crazy,

>noone to force me on hormones to be their hairy neet GF
>inhousepharm does not take cards anymore

>>37044015
it was taken some months ago maybe even last year sometime. would a timestamp increase chances of a real response on CL? serious question

>>37044023
I feel you dude, it's like the chicks are pullin' some kind of disappeared act

>>37044035
what kind of hair are we talking here? I don't mind lushful bush, hairy arms can also be a turn on as well, hairy armpits.. the girl would have to be pretty hot desu

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>>37044059
Idgaf, you can't just claim something as yours with no timestamp. You are lying.

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>>37044090
you can shave me if you want.

>>37044117
reminds me of my late uncle, dude could blast open chest like it was nothing
>>37044096
are you asking for a timestamp now, is this what this is? I don't think I can get that hard right now and my abs aren't as fit cause I haven't been exercising for a minute

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>>37044196
am 5'7/140lbs/7.5 dick

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>>37044227
here is a picture of me bumbum

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>>37044196
You haven't been here very long, have you anon?

The only girl I ever managed to talk to on cl was a prostitute, a cheap fat black one. I arranged to meet her at her local Hilton at 10pm then didn't turn up, but I strung her along until gone 11pm.

Don't even know why. Felt kinda bad afterwards.

>>37044266
on the contrary I've been on the chanz for a long long time. started out your typical youngling on /b/ then moved to /tv/, /pol/, and /r9k/. sometimes I browse /k/ despite being in a nofun-nogunz state /mu/tants are retarded, /x/ is somehow the most retarded of them all. /hr/ is decent for pics of waifus

I don't fuck with /soc/ or /fit/izens and /his/ and /lit/ are okay except Greek philosophy is shit.

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>>37044385
I call bullshit.
You'd know what a time stamp is.

>>37044429
I know exactly what a timestamp is you moog I just never added one on that photo in particular.

>but I spent all that time looking up what /mu/tants, /fit/izens, and /k/ommandos are
fuck off man

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>>37044472
kk cover your fuck up as best you can.

>>37043274
Your problem is you have a penis. If someone wants one of those they can just walk down the street and trip over 10 of them. If that's all you've got to offer you're shit out of luck. Find a niche.

>>37044563
jesus you are an insufferable faggot. I can think of a place that you would be more welcome than here

I think it's important to have a face pic with a timestamp on your craigslist ad. then go to a public place and wait

try being a lesbian. everyone is skittish, taken, or just a roastie looking to "entertain" her boyfriend

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>see ad on craiglist of girl looking for a "generous" friend
>get her snapchat then got pic related
What do you guys think, worth a hundred bucks?

women have lower libido than men and women who are even remotely attractive don't have to resort to online strangers for sexual attention

>>37044715
good think I am not looking for even remotely attractive as I am no Ryan Gosling myself. Having a pulse would be nice

>>37044699
hundred bucks for what? sex? i think you're getting catfished or in a sting

>>37044754
get on tinder and you will have some gross (but pulse-having) matches for sure if you just right-swipe on everyone

although idk, maybe i'm better looking than i think and that's why the lower sect of females would accept me. that's a possibility, never used a fake tinder acct or anything so idk

>>37044227
bullshit. post dick with timestamp or fuckoff.

>>37044799
>right-swipe on everyone
That puts you in the low priority queue since the system thinks you are a bot and will only show you other bots
To many people swiping left on you also puts you in the low priority queue and if it does show you to a real person it will be after dozens of others

>>37045032
fuck. swiping in an honest manner is too much effort tho

>>37044699
M8, her face isn't even aligned right. Talk her down to $50 and get nudes upfront to make sure she doesn't have half a dick.

>>37043274
I regularly go on Cl and use my pics. I always get a lot of male attention, I pretend to be interested and then dont turn up.
I'm straight but communicating with people who find me attractive makes me feel good and is the only time I ever experience it.

I know its mean and fucked up.

>>37045713
yeah I am the same in many ways except my head is still filled with delusions that I can actually make contact with some stranger over the internet and anything good might happen.
this is absolutely fucking pathetic the more I think about it

Just do discord. You'll meet plenty of girls, and pretty ones too. I did. It got weird and fell apart and I have anxiety now. Paranoid bitch. Don't do discord.

>>37045969
How do you meet people on discord?