*Yaaaawn* Please, do NOT say anything to me. Not one word UNTIL

>>37038773
Have a rough night?

>>37038773
Who is this attempting to mock

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>>37038773
*says a bunch of words*

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>>37038804
Ah ah ah! Not ONE word PLEASE! I have not had my cup of coffee yet. Please wait until I have consumed at least one cup of my colombian decaffeinated coffee crystals, please!

I genuinely like this meme.

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>>37038773
>wait outside starbucks for groups of normies with their pumpkin spice grande verde piano bada ba boopi italiano pasta spaghetti coffee
>knock them all over and their coffees
>enjoy their fresh despair

>>37038874
Yeah i know that feeling. Mondays, right?

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>>37038865
Asalamalakim my friend. Please understand I have not had my cup of coffee yet and can not communicate with you until I have please my friend understand.

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>>37038867
Please keep it down Satan, I'm not sure if you know BUT I have not had my cup of coffee yet. I'm getting very close to drinking my cup but until then do not speak to me please.

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>>37039018
Do you feel in charge? You can't help it. You will speak to me.

>>37038865
Normies

Org

what's the point of this meme

there's very little room for it to go

the most successful memes are ones that allow for variation instead of just saying the same thing over and over again

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>>37038773
it's time for spiderman

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>expecto patronum
Well well Voldemort, I told you not to bother me until I've finished my first cup. Now go shine that bald head of yours and remember no talkie until I'm done. Thanks.

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>>37038773
i always read this in the same way charles from MDE would say it

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>>37038773

very well, but please. I do ask of you to not speak to me until I've had my daily water.

>>37039140
You could do any don't do x until I've had my y so long as it is contextual
A very bad example:
>a monkey with a banana
>please do NOT throw feces or attempt to groom me until I have finished my banana

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*honk honk* please, musalla, *honk honk honk*

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*yawn* all these people and they STILL want to talk to me BEFORE my first cup, how inconsiderate.
How many times must I remind you NOT to talk to me before I drink my morning coffee?

>>37039565
How much coffee you drink a day? :)

A toast! To the wagie!
This week he will be working very hard, so that we don't have to and can enjoy our lives. Give him but a minute of your thoughts tomorrow whilst you're taking stacey out to lunch, or catching up on some reading, and pray his boss doesn't give him overtime again.

>>37038773
I enjoy this meme very much

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HURRY UP AND DRINK YOUR COFFEE YOU FUCKING FROG HOW LONG DOES IT TAKE

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>>37039973
Please my friend, you must wait

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>>37040055
Excuse me, who the fuck are you getting angry too? I haven't had my coffee yet and you are bothering me.

Fuck off my friend, wait

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>>37039140
>lower case
>reddit spacing
>no punctaction
>stupid statement in general

Hey, finish your coffee first and then you might come back to write something more 'clever'.

>>37040133
>>reddit spacing
what is this meme

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>>37038773
>waits patiently

Oregano

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>>37038773
>he hasn't drank his coffee in over an hour
It's going to get cold anon, the only good cup of coffee is an empty cup of of coffee

do you ever wonder just how many pepes there are out there in the wild?

>>37040133
>punctaction
Hurry up on that coffee, pal, you're a little slow today.

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Don't even THINK about talking me till I have had my big boy cup.

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>>37040448
Heyanonijusthad6cupsofcoffeeyoumayspeaktomeifyouwantnnow.hahahagbfgh

>>37041818
What's wrong pal? Did you have too much coffee? Mixed it with amphetamines, perhaps?

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>he's speaking to me
>he knows I've not had my coffee

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D'nondor apriz moot znjapi pora kofa koffe? Parzj'ktkt DOK. Dok mz'r.

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>>37040055
Prithee, my good friend. Just a little while longer, and then we'll talk. After I've finished my coffee, mind.

LOL DONT SPEAK TO ME U UNTILL AFTER MY COFFEE

HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAAHAHA LOL THIS IS A GOOD MEME TAKE MY LIKE GOOD SIR

>>37043332
>child who hasn't finished their coffee

pretty sad to be honest

you may watch this relevant video after you finish your coffee I guess. Maybe after the second one because you'll need to read the translated subtitles in the first comment https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UGtKGX8B9hU

>>37041818
Looking a bit tense there, anon. do you want a nice calming massage?

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>>37043565
Not him but please anon, don't talk to me untill after my first coffee.

I'll let you off this time once

Don't even TALK to me until i've had my morning haircut.

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>>37043609
Motherfucker, I don't seem to recall offering your grayscale ass a massage?

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*lights up*

BZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ

.....

BZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ

>>37039336
>Overhydration - The Post

How do people fall for the water meme?

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>>37040541
Probably a lot after the pepe markets cashed with the advent of pepe pirates/

>>37043674
That's the issue. No matter what you say, you have no idea who is reading who hasn't had coffee.

You'll always annoy someone

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Hello friends, unlike this coffee poster, you may speak to me at any time of the day for I am a green tea drinker who is calm, reserved, and is not dependent on caffeine to be able to converse with others.

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Please do not speak to me until I've consumed a fresh cup of human blood. It is very crucial to me and you that you let me finish my cup before distracting me with your words.

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STOP DRINKING COFFFE AND START DRINKING SOME GODAMN FUCKING TEA

>>37044852
I do. I drink 8 cups of coffee a day. 2 500ml red bulls and I drink tea in between.

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>>37044852
Please stop yelling! I can't even tolerate normal talking without my coffee. Calm down pal. Let me have my cup o joe and we can discuss this at normal volume but please friend let me have my coffee.

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Don't fool yourself into perceiving that I may even hear your words before I have presented my discourse on cups. The idea of "cup" precedes all cups and it is important for all to grasp this.

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a gentle word of caution, friends

you should always remember to finish your first cup of coffee BEFORE boarding the loop the loop ride

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>>37045339
Don't worry friend I got you.

I'll share some after I have my cup of coffee.

>>37045339
you are verrry funnny xddd

>>37045417
i think you missed m8

What a stupid fucking meme

>>37045554
Someone hasn't had their coffee.

>>37045554

I think this meme is pretty alright, I don't even drink coffee either

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Feel free to talk to me as I have my British Classic tea, ignore Coffee posters

Tomorrow I'm going to get a proper coffee.

Just talk to me after it faggots

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*screams incoherently* STOP IT STOP IT STOP IT NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOWWWWWWWw