>he thinks his mum never noticed the white stains on his socks

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>>37038233
Cumming in socks is so yesterday. Why on earth in this day and age would you not have a cum wall. Having one elevates your power level level to stratospheric heights. Pffft cumming in socks... how amatuer.

>>37038233
>white

never seen dried cum before, anon?

>>37038323
Anon Ive had a skud wall for 15 years

>>37038366
Good work, way better then using socks.

how are you people so stupid
just cum in a cup or glass and wash it when you are done

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I always cum in tissues and leave them beside my bed. My mom knows and everyone should be able to smell it.

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>tfw mum finds the spunk shirt

>>37038442
Why do that? How on earth will I look back and admire all my hard work?

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>tfw got rid of my old cum stained blanket
>have been doing better about not cumming on my new blanket
>cry myself to sleep a couple nights
>tears and snot dry up on blanket
>looks exactly like cum
>mom says looks like we need to wash the blanket again
>not sure what's worse let her think it's cum or tell her i cry myself to
sleep every night

>>37038233
>white
Normie faggot detected

Fuck it I just cum in my underwear.

>>37038461
That's OK. But I find a wall displays the texture better.

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>>37038557
When I was really young I always masturbated onto my mattress, which I had to throw away after 6 years because the smell became unbearable.

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trying to decide if i should post a pic of my unironic cum wall on here.

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>>37038233
>he cares his mum notices his cum stains

>>37038233
>mum

This isn't England you fucking mong

>>37038442
>tfw you see your dad drinking from that glass

>>37039178
>This borderless image board isn't England you fucking mong

>ruining a perfectly good pair of socks

just by some paper towels wtf is your problem

>>37039178
>mom

> pronounced "MAWM" by ugly nasally American accents

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>>37039337
I'm not nasally you fucking cretin

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CUM HAS A SMELL?
NOBODY FUCKING TOLD ME I'VE BEEN CUMMING ON MY STOMACH AND SNAPPING MY BOXERS BACK ON OVER MY CROTCH ALL THESE YEARS AHHHHHHHHHHHH

>>37039103
Do it. You know you want too. Its not like you have anything to lose.

>>37039476
lol you were always known as that dude who smelled like cum

>>37038233
>tfw didn't start fapping until 15/16
>tfw I would cum in my boxers and put clothes around them when I throw them in front of the washer
thinking back on it they probably knew, one time I was fapping on my laptop and my mom came in so I shut the laptop screen and picked up a wiimote pretending to play a game

>>37038233
>cum on tissue
>flush it down the toilet
How hard is it to grasp this concept?

>>37038233
>always came in tissues
>flushed them in the toilet to hide them
Why would you ever throw them in the bin or in your bed or something? You'd think they won't ask themselves what's up with all these tissues in his bin?

>divorced parents
>come home to mom's house after week at dad's
>room cleaned
>jizz rag gone

>he still uses socks

>>37038233
>Open up your window whats that smell anon!?

THEY KNEW

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>>37038233
>not just coming in your boxers and letting mummy wash it

>>37039584
>he flushes tissues
they're not toilet paper. they will clog the pipes, you retard.

>>37039476

HAHAHA, you've probably smelled like cum your entire life. I had a friend just like you who constantly smelled like jizz. In fact his whole house smelled like it.

I cover myself in my semen so women can smell the pheromones