The butthole is objectively the sexiest part of a woman's body
ok then bro ther
I agree though I wouldn't say it's an objective thing
>>37027727
I'll dump my folder just to make this a 10/10 butthole thread
Butte butt butts
>>37027778
More ass is always appreciated
Ass asses asinine
I'm an assman
parmigiano
>>37027844
Bootyful
>>37027708
>Have major butthole fetish
>Gf has a beautiful anus
>Finally convinced her to let me eat it in the shower
>She moaned and wants to do it again
Aww hell yeah
Erotic? Yes
Sexiest? Disagree
hips > butthole > thighs > butt > pussy > tits
my exgf said I could fuck her ass if I could fit my dick inside and I tried without lube and barely got the head in and then she wimped out
>>37027924
Why would you not use lube? She'll probably never do anal now from that bad experience
>>37027924
>and I tried without lube
>ex enjoys having her ass eaten
>won't let me penetrate; not even with my finger
>claims it causes long term damage and doesn't feel good plus it is dirty
how do I convince her otherwise?
>>37027963
>>37027967
it was like a joke she knew it wouldn't work and I guess I did too but she was like "if you can GET it in we'll do it teehee xD" and then when I actually got a bit of the head in she wimped out. Anal is the only thing I feel like I have actually "missed out" on
>>37027708
Shit comes out of it you goddamn disgusting normie.
Yeah, cause it plays on the human psyche and the dichotomous concept that a beautiful woman possesses an oriface whose sole function is the excretion of waste. It doesn't mean you have a scat fetish but that association is what's triggering it at an unconscious level. You're seeing something that is a transgression of the female mystique and that she's fully human and uses the toilet like everyone
>>37027924
>having sex in car with ex
>she takes me out
>puts me back in
>"Guess what? Your dick is in my ass."
>later we're in bed
>she tells me to just lie down and relax, trust her
>...okay
>tries to stick lubed dildo in my ass
>painful, tell her to stop it
>"Come on, if I can do it, you can too."
>seriously hurts, tell her to stop
>she takes it out
Idk how she just put it in dry, that fucking hurt
butthole bump
>>37028165
this almost literally rape
have you addressed this with her?
>>37028026
So fucking what? A clean asshole doesn't have any noticeable amounts of shit
you guys ever wonder why girls buttholes are like bigger than guys?
>>37028027
is this why i love huge areolas so much?
>>37028236
they aren't though you virg
>>37027924
>>37027986
>>37028165
Sorry but you guys are just fucking stupid. Use your reason or at least research this for five minutes. You have the internet.
High fiber diet or enema + lube + arousal. Also, ultimately, the desire for something to be in the ass aka anal fetish. This isn't rocket science
>>37028236
I've never noticed that they are. Then again, I'm straight and the only male asshole I've seen is my own. But I have seen a hand full of female ones, they don't seem to be much different.
>>37028271
I have had sex with plenty of girls there assholes are all bigger and even in the pics above they look bigger than a mans. You are the virgin faggot.
>>37028266
They're a transgression of the female mystique? I'm what way? They hint at lactation and estrogen?
>>37028236
idk about that. also guys buttholes are less circular and more oval shaped
>>37027727
lawd jesus
how can such a a thing even exist
>>37028306
because they are more often than not sloppy looking and come in weird shapes desu
>>37028197
I guess. She said she didn't want to hurt me though.
>>37027778
Which girl does this anus belong to?
>>37028303
is that a picture of a potato taken with a potato? I hope you are tolling son
>>37028277
what research do I need to do kek? we never used lube often because she was not a dry hag and her pussy would get sufficiently wet enough for my throbbing member. I just didn't have any lube the time she chickened out and we never attempted again, and I am still a little bothered that I never used that particular hole on her.
>>37028315
look at the pics above the asshole and the part around it always seems to be bigger.. basing it on my own asshole and awkward porn shots where the guys butthole ends up in the shot maybe i am just crazy idk
>>37028380
Stop trying to brag about your fat gf
>>37027708
I almost exclusively fap to anal porn now, I love butthole. I eat ass and fuck ass
For you guys that have had anal sex, what is it like in comparison to vaginal sex? The only things I lack are public and anal sex and I really feel like I'm missing out.
>>37028407
she was never what you might call skinny but she was far from fat. like how fat you are where the lard pushes out on either side of whatever chair you are sitting on
>>37028415
I like fucking pussy better than ass but can't watch porn if it doesn't have anal.
>>37027708
needs moar creamypied assholes
come on fags I know you got them
>>37028448
is bretty gud
need lots of lube and stick a finger in first
like pucci but way tighter and more friction, which i liked
>>37028365
Alana Rains
Anal casting calls #02
>>37028448
It feels amazing
Having another man mount you and make a pussy out of your hole...
Its amazing
>>37028528
Thanks senpai
origami
>>37028547
lmao fuck off faggot
oregon
>>37028448
It's much tighter. It feels like your dick is getting squeezed off
>>37028596
>He doesnt want a qt bf to dominate
What're you gay?
>>37028448
realistically what is it like? its tighter usually and the texture is different. In my opinion the inside of a vagina kind of feels like spongy but an ass feels like smoother. feels mad good
>>37028585
Yeah. She can take it well but holy fuck I hate Mike Adriano and his stupid accent and outfits and just everything about him
>>37028448
both are shite in comparison to getting your own ass fucked desu
>>37028629
Moar from that sexy manpucci??
Gonna dump some more buttholes for you losers
>>37028721
Do you think I should walk straight for yon tree?
Cursed beast, what are you croaking to me?...to retrace my steps?
Why, you wretch, we are wandering at random, we are exerting ourselves only to return to the same spot; we're wasting our time.
To think that I should trust to this crow, which has made me cover more than a thousand furlongs!
And that I, in obedience to this jay, should have worn my toes down to the nails!
If only I knew where we were....
Could you find your country again from here?
No, I feel quite sure I could not, any more than could Execestides find his.
>>37027708
>not the legs or thighs
uneducated plebs all of you
gtfo my /r9k/
Are black buttholes allowed?
>>37028336
princessavamarie
she's a butterface but that makes the fantasy complete
would wife
I could post some god-tier anal porn streams but I don't think you guys are worthy of my taste.
OP is a man of taste. qt femme buttholes are a miracle of the universe
>>37028644
I don't mind Adriano's stuff. The only issue I really have is that sometimes I want the camera to move back out of close up and he doesn't do reverse cowgirl enough.
The girls are always into him and his meme fetishes like the mittens and backwards caps don't really bother me.
>>37029006
It's just his stupid fake Italian accent coupled with the fact that he feels the need to talk so much. There are better guys who do POV porn who will just shut the fuck up.
Plus some of the stuff he does is just so lame. Butter in the ass.
Finally, he did a really horrible job fucking Alysa and Roxy Raye, two true anal queens.
>>37028906
Any CLEAN female butthole/trap butthole is allowed in my opinion
>>37028982
Anal is pleb tier shit.
>>37028930
>this is a butterface
what the fuck is wrong with r9k
>>37027708
>objectively
explain pls
>>37028906
A black girl who waxes her puss and ass are the fucking best. Due to the way their pubic hair is, it's a huge pain compared to white girls.
If you ever get a chance to go down on one, do. Smooth chocolate on the outside, delicious pink on the inside, it's like opening a treasure.
>>37029076
Lel, that is definitely a butterface. What the fuck is wrong with you?
>>37029067
So what's your fetish?
>>37029067
Let me guess, mommy giantess futa anal vore or some stupid uber-nerd bullshit.
>>37029088
>If you ever get a chance to go down on one
She was mixed but ghetto and had a pussy and ass exactly like OP pic. Ate that ass every time we fucked
>>37029163
thumbs up my man
I had a gf that loved anal more then vag.
She was a red head too.
Damn I probably fucked her ass more then her pussy. No lube either.
This one morning after a night of sex.
She went to the bathroom and I heard her farting.
I felt a weird pride knowing that I rearranged her poo.
>>37029658
Nice dude.
>Tilt her ass end up by like 45 degrees.
>Stick it in her ass.
>Go deep.
>Go real deep.
>Give her hard core anal orgasm.
It's like some girls interiors are more sensitive and if the dick is thicc enough it pleasures parts of the vagina that vaginal normally doesn't do.
It's weird.
If the sexiest part of a woman is something that men have as well and looks exactly the same if they wax it, YOU ARE AN ABSOLUTE FUCKING FAGGOT NO WAY AROUND IT.
And conversely, the highest testosterone and most heterosexual men that exist like pussy the post, because its the only thing that only a woman can have.
>b-b-but booobs
Some men have man boobs and transfaggots can get implants, but men can not have a natural looking pussy hole
>>37029795
>he highest testosterone and most heterosexual men that exist like pussy the post
soure?
>>37027708
Definitely is, so glad my gf offers to sit her butthole on my face.
Literally the best thing in the world
>>37028448
It's super tight going in, then once you're in its nice and warm, and soft. There's still a tight ring around the hole itself but the inside is nice and loose. Only the first part is super tight
>>37030398
He's right. I am 99.95% testosterone, as my test results have shown. I am all man, through and through. I can't even bear to see an asshole, as pussy is the only thing worth diving into. In fact, if I were erect and averted my gaze to the woman's asshole instead of her pussy, I would go limp instantly. Done. No more boner. It is THAT gay.
>>37029738
>Gave her hard core anal orgasm
>her
>anal orgasm
wew lad
>>37027708
No its obviously the dick
>>37027708
My ex gf's ass talked as much as she did, still put my finger in it.
I do not want to put my penis in a girl anus, but I would like to lick one and put a finger inside.
When will I have a butthole gf?
>>37032457
When you get off your ass and go get one
>>37032539
How do you find one specifically who will do the ass play??? Do I have to get a fucking ho?
>>37027778
> 10/10 butthole thread
>posts a picture from Evil Angel, a company well-known for the criminal anal abuse of its employees and destruction of beautiful browneyes (which is utterly insignificant in comparison to the health implications for receptive people -- the severity, chronicity, persistence, and even lethality of potential consequences)
I do not use the word 'criminal' lightly. "Innocent until proven guilty" won't hold me back from dispensing justice when the time comes. Statutes of limitations mean that the time for criminal prosecution by governments has come and gone in many cases (especially when criminals may relocate). That means the ONLY solution which even remotely approaches true justice is a bloodbath -- rectally impaling the likes of Rocco, Jay Sin, John Stagliano, and countless others with a long, sharp, serrated spear shoved far through their guts and internal organs so that they die slowly, painfully, and VERY fittingly.
I'm tired of people pretending to have a fetish they don't actually have. If there were a significant number of people with an aesthetic anus fetish, then they'd be just as upset as I have been for too many years now -- about the awful quality and inaccuracies of Wikipedia's articles covering anal sex and the human anus; about the widespread and blatant (anus-mutilating) anal abuse in porn that inspires some of its viewers; about rampant [willful] ignorance and misinformation allowing people with (self-)destructive tendencies to have a field day; about how difficult it is to find young, fit women in professional porn who have a nice-looking anus that remains so throughout a porn career with a good number of scenes; etc. They would be DOING SOMETHING IN AN ATTEMPT TO ADDRESS ALL OF THAT STUFF, AS I HAVE BEEN TRYING TO DO FOR MUCH TOO LONG.
>>37033029
I've typed up something like this before yet I didn't post it, but screw that cowardice. This time's for real. I'm getting too old to care what people think about me. I'm very, very tired of inaction on the parts of too many others.
> destruction of beautiful browneyes (which is utterly insignificant in comparison to the health implications for receptive people -- the severity, chronicity, persistence, and even lethality of potential consequences
The images are relevant.
>>37033029
> destruction of beautiful browneyes (which is utterly insignificant in comparison to the health implications for receptive people -- the severity, chronicity, persistence, and even lethality of potential consequences
The images are relevant.
And here are a few more relevant images. I'll refrain from posting quotes from legal sources (I've done so on /gif/ and /hc/ many times in the past) unless someone presses me on that point.