My life will always be shit because I have a small cock. Anyone

>>37014794
yep, I hate having a 5 inch baby dick, I'd do anything to have a big fat chad cock

>>37014794
Just be yourself bro be confident trust me it actually works

>No woman will ever take me seriously.
What a bunch of horseshit. What's the issue? Do you put your dicksize on your t-shirt or start a conversation with "Hi I've got a babydick?"

>>37014794
saucey doodle doo?

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>>37014794
having a good day till you reminded me im in exactly the same position. i feel ya OP but also fuck you.

>>37014934
I've had women leave after seeing my 5 inch needle dick

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>>37014794
good looks > big dick

>tfw 19 cm but ugly and short

>>37015086
just drop obvious hints to girls that you have a big dick and you'll get pussy, and girls talk to each other about dick size so if you fuck a girl
and have a big dick you have a good chance of fucking her friends too

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I'm insecure about mine I'm glad I'm not micro dick tho

>>37015433
>and girls talk to each other about dick size

fuck seriously? I absolutely hate women

>6" length
>6" girth

My length looks just pathetic, especially considering I'm 6'2. The girth is large but so what? I'll never get to put it inside a woman so its pointless. Length is everything, you can get laid by posting pics of your monster cock/bulge online.

This thing about the average length being 5.5-6 inches is bullshit I reckon. Every single time you see a sex clip, the guy is fucking hung. So either hung guys have more sex or they film themselves having sex more than other people. Either way, it just proves that massive cocks are the ultimate goal in life.

>>37014794
I have a pretty big dick (7.5 inches) but i'm also a manlet so that takes me down a peg. Overall I'm pretty okay with it.

>>37015518
Or, you know, it's like they actually get some hung dudes for porn or something. I mean obviously every single dude is a buff as fuck motherfucker too.

>>37015451
that looks pretty big, what size?

>>37015518
>So either hung guys have more sex
nailed it

>>37015569
Not sure exactly but like 6.5 length 5.5 girth

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would you rather have a dicklet or be a manlet

>>37015596
wow, looks a lot bigger, must be the picture

yeah, contemplating buying a hydromax or a fleshpump(supposedly more discreet), and seeing if i can make my penis bigger,its about 5.5 in length.

real life is not like porn, if you have a micro penis then maybe she will not like that but otherwise it's irrelevant

>>37015485
yep, which is why it sucks even more if you have a small dick because word will spread any you have no chance with that girl's friend group

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hmmmm
either you guys are delusional or this chart is wrong

http://www.inquisitr.com/1896893/penis-size-after-measuring-15000-penises-scientists-determine-the-long-and-short-of-it/

>>37015615
tough call.
Probably a manlet tho. The reason being proportions: having a bd and being short will make you look like a horse and hey, some girl might wanna ride the megalodon cock despite your height. Meanwhile tall + dicklet will make you look even more of a dicklet, girls will probably dress up and leave your place as soon as they see your comically microsized dick.

>no one else in this thread is < 4 inches

Literally baby dick

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>>37015615
try being both, im cashing in at 30 partly because of it

>>37015615
dicklet desu, being a manlet just sucks in every possible way, many people won't take you seriously just because you're manlet. I'd kill to be taller than 6 feet

>5.5"+ feeling insecure in this thread

GET THE FUCK OUT YOU SHOULD BE SO HAPPY AND CONFIDENT WITH YOUR NORMAL DICK

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>37014794
what is her name please???

>>37015485
They talk about dick size, what you do in bed, etc. Every aspect of you sexuality is monitored by all of her friends

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>>37015618
Should I an hero
Originally

> >4inchers try to tell me how hard they have it
Fuck off

Same
Pretty much why I've given up on being successful or care about life. It's pointless to do so if I'm gonna a die alone.

I have a shitty job, occasionally go out, save up to travel sometimes and just work on my body to look like the statue of David.

It's whatever...

>>37015518
Can't tell if this is some kind of meta ironic humor
But kys either way

>>37015433
>just drop obvious hints to girls that you have a big dick and you'll get pussy,

Do you actually believe that?
Lmao.

>>37015615
Manlet
I'm 5'9 and I'm still taller then most girls so I don't care. And most I really like are petite.
Having a big dick would give me the confidence of a Chad.

>tfw black with a 3inches dick

>>37015526
same my brother its a sad life

>>37015627
I used a hidromax. I can tell you a few things...
about it working: kinda I guess, I used it for a couple months and at least flaccid it really looked bigger. When errect it probably gained 1 cm or so, but as I say i used it for a short period.

Now the cons:
-shaving every 3 days or so or the devide won't attach to your skin
-even then, the gaiter is odd or something because it doesn't attach very well
-15 min per day my ass, I ended up having to use half an hour between warming up, getting it to work because of the aforementioned suction problems and the 15 min workout.
-best if you use it in 3 series of 5 min or 2 of 7
-go in with an erection, the first days pump a little, over time (3 weeks) go for full pump
-don't pump TOO hard anon. If you injure your dick it won't be worth.
-don't listen to broscience dick enlargement like in forums: "yeah bro PUMP HARD bro you gotta make ur gains" etc.
-it's possible that your dick gets "bubbles" of water retention. Try to fap after pumping so they go away, erection will make water go away.
-if possible, i'm 200% sure this thing will work much better if you have some stretching device, even therabands (well provided you know how to stretch with therabands, I don't but heard an anon say he was using them, if someone knows please post information I'm not going to fucking buy a 300$ penis enlargement device)

I stopped using it because it ended being 30 min to 1 hour (if we count fap) per day and really fucked with my everyday routine. If someone gets info on therabands or there are more threads about penis enlargement in /r9k/ I might consider enlarging my penis.

Oh and finally: consider that there are risks of injury while enlarging your penis and also risk of it all being a ruse made to sell overpriced gadgets to insecure men, so go with caution anon. Better to have a 5.5in working than a useless 8'' monster.

>>37015762
bigger than mine, I think you're just about ok

>>37014794
if you have a small dick just be a cuck, you have no better option. either that or you can kill yourself, maybe the latter if you have any dignity. But if you're already beyond fucked and have no dignity whatsoever, be a cuck, or you could see a dominatrix, but you're probably not gonna have a good sex life any other way. The choice is yours, anon.

>>37015925
It's true baby dick

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>>37014794
>dicklet
>manlet
>balding
end my life

>>37015925
Sure, just wear something that would reveal your bulge, like some gym shorts or something

Would you rather be a manlet with a huge dick, an average size guy with an average size dick, or a giant with a small dick?

>>37015986
What size is considered small?

>>37016018
Anything below 8"x6" is babydick tier.

>>37016015
>average with average sized dick
>wanting to be a normie

IT'S ROBOT; CHAD; OR NOTHING

>>37016015
I just want to be average
Instead i am cursed to be a babydick manlet and i had 0 control over it, thw game was rigged from the start

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>>37016011
like this? lel, wish I had a fat BBC

>>37015938
i don't believe you, post pic orig

>>37016030
>tfw 5x4.5

Sort of the in the sense that no matter how much I accomplish financially I won't feel good, except I wouldn't feel good because no matter how much money I make I will always want to make more. There can never be enough.

>>37016062
that can't be real, he's probably just hiding something he stole in his pants

It's just another way that I'm physically inadequate.

I abandoned the idea of a relationship years ago anyway.

I'm hoping I can kill myself in the next few years.

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>6'2 king of manlets
>5" dick
Maybe at least I can delude myself that roasties are not worth it and proudly become wizard.

>>37016120
There are black pornstars with dicks that big

When my dick is at maximum hardness it's about 6 4/5"
I'm just gonna tell girls I'm 7" lel

>>37014794
can I get some motherfucking sauce?

>>37014794
does every robot have a small dick?

>>37016231
You cant be a robot if you have am average or huge cock, you're just a normie making excuses

>>37016231
really jigjogs the big nogz

>>37016275
>tfw will never be a big dicked chad

>>37016231
What's considered small?
I'm nearing 7" at this point

>latina maid
kek I know what I'm making my brown qt role play as next time

Im getting dick enlargement surgery when i have the money

>>37015762
how long? Mine's 6.5 but it looks around the same as yours. It's hard to tell with pictures tho

>>37014948

cuban maid destiny

>>37015713
women don't want normal dicks they want huge ones. it is hard to not be desired in the way women are desired. nobody will ever write love poetry about you, no one will ever consider you there one and only, no person will ever do things to try and impress you, no person will stare at you with lust, you are just tolerated or put up with because you have a little money or because it is what you are supposed to do. mine is only 6.5 it is in the top 99% but it is still to small to ever be loved. it makes me hateful and bitter and i don't know what to do. i just want to be loved but there is nothing worth loving

>>37014794
>My life will always be shit because I have a small cock.
>Anyone else feel this way?

Not really. Having a loving and faithful wife, professional success, and lots of money takes the pain away of having a small cock.

Also, my wife is only 5'2" so it's good that my cock is as small as it is, otherwise I would be bottoming out her cervix, which is not a fun thing to do.

>>37016030
b8

originalioni

>>37016430
lol keep telling yourself that shrimpdick ;)

>>37016423
>loving and faithful wife
>small cock

pick one and only one, anon

>>37016410
you're dumb. I have two friends, both chads, who openly told me that they have 5 inchers. Mine's 6.5 and I was insecure about it up until that point. Girls only care about dick size if it's really small or if they're a size queen. Or if you're ugly. If you're hot with an average/slightly below average cock, they won't care.

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>>37014794
5in and I feel sovery small and don't even try to approach women because ittl end in embarassment

>>37016524
it will feel just as good for them and they will love it's feeling and be attracted to it. i am not dumb i just literally have never been anywhere close to romance with a woman

>>37016391
that's what mine is bro wish it was longer but I think we are out of the small zone

My god the amount of 5 inchers saying they have it difficult sickens me to my stomach. True dicklets have 4 or less inches. Also you're not a robot unless you're a dicklet. Kill yourselves.

>>37014794
Doesn't matter if you have a big cock when you're a virgin for life anyway

>>37014794
Same here OP. I'm 6'2" and even under my fat I'm a dicklet. If I was 15% bf the most my dick would be is four inches and change. Currently BARELY packing a 3 inch punch at 20 years old. It's crushed me self esteem wise. I turned down sex once because of it. A girl literally laughed at me once too, just looked laughed then went back to partying. This was when I tried fitting in in uni.

>>37016355
I'd say under 7", but if you're close you'll be ok

>>37014948
Angelina Cubana

www vporn com/pov/sexy-latina-maid-angelina/1285530/

>>37016625
under 6 inches is dicklet territory

>>37016355
>at this point
please explain

>>37016691
Neck yourself

This comment is original

>>37016715
he's an underage teen who is still growing

>>37016744
don't blame me for your small dick

>>37015485

Even married women do this, they talk about which husband/bf is the tallest/has the biggest dick/is the roughest in bed so they can plan their pregnancies.

>>37016798
what the fuck if theyre married they should only plan a fucking pregnancy with their husband

>>37016830
you do realize the guy you replied to is full of shit and actually has no idea what married women talk about right?

>>37016798
>>37016830
>>37016889
holy shit /r9k/ you silly larpers

>>37016889
shut up I wanna hate women like the cool kids in 4chan
reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

>all these guys complaining about 6" dicks when mine is 3 and a half inches, maybe for on a good day

Fuck you all

>>37014794
yeah maybe, retard

>>37014794

I have a 4 inch dick. Honestly, the only thing i don't like about it is that when i get a blowjob it doesn't look as cool as it does in the op image. Even 5 inches would be better. oh well.

>>37015615

5'4 and have 4 incher. also just the janitor. every afternoon i think about dieing.

the only times I've ever cheated where when I've been sent dick pics where I could tell they were larger than my bf. my boyfriends never really have "small" dicks I think the smallest was 6 inches but for some reason guys with really big dicks are interested me, like bigger than normal big, and I know I'm a bad person but I just can't seem to pass those opportunities up.

>>37015762
Bigger than mine, looks fine.

Try shooting up a school. Then those bitches will have to take you seriously who knows when your gone you might you might have a lot of girls wet over you like the Columbine Shooters Eric and Dylan and that Chechen-guy who carried out the Boston Marathon bombing. Then none of these brands wI'll care if you have a small-dick, think about it.

>>37017251
>just the janitor
nothing wrong with that, at least you have a job and are supporting yourself

>>37017277
>smallest was 6 inches
so you've cheated on guys who were above 6 inches for guys with even bigger dicks? I hate my 5 incher...

>>37017277
this must be bait
no one could be this shallow

Just like my height, I vastly overestimated my dick size. I finally had the balls to break out the ruler, good fucking god I have a small penis. Just another reason why I'm a khv.

>>37014794
I lived under the dicklet meme for 13 years i turned down women and sex because off it.fearing the humiliation they will give me.
>20 found out it was living bullshit.
>let my best years go by because of this
>aftermath being socially inept,paranoid and browsing r9k
wounder what my life would have been if was not for this

>>37017436
anonkun how small we talkin

>>37017436
>Just like my height, I vastly overestimated my dick size.
You and 90% of the population do the exact same thing.

>>37014794
Good ass porn

>>37017358

yeah. i guess there's that.

>>37017425
it was just sex. it wasn't like I was emotionally cheating just physical cheating. I believe in living life to the fullest and as fucked up as it sounds every single time I've cheated it was worth the sex because it wasn't JUST the big cock that made the sex great but those guys in particular were skilled lovers. I kinda have a screening process so determine if I'm going to sleep with someone and it was always led to amazing sex since I'm very selective when it comes to this process. for bjs things are usually more casual because a lot of men seem to not want to commit. it doesn't excuse the times I've cheated but those relationships weren't exactly the strongest. my current bf has a really nice dick though and things are going good

oonly super sluts will care if your dick is small

>>37017566
What's the screening process?

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A-Am I fine bros?

That fucking curve to the left man I've heard people get turned off by it instantly.

>>37017476

5.75 inches I thought I was at least 6 inches

>>37017644
im a quarter inch under you and have gotten laid

>>37017644
that's fine and actually above average. You can just lie and say 6 inches everyone else does and it's not like women can tell the difference

>>37017604
1. they need to be assertive and dominant
2. I need to see them doing something physical that requires a lot of strength and high energy.
3. dick pic
4. ask them what they intend to do to me if I were to sleep with them. if I like the answer and if they pass my other filters I'll usually sleep with them. works like a charm.

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i always thought i had a really big dick but i've been having sex recently and the girl never complimented me about it so i'm starting to think i'm delusional

>>37017739
>I need to see them doing something physical that requires a lot of strength and high energy.
fuck are your dates at a powerlifting gym?

>>37016715
The average internet size used to be 6'', now it's 7'' (see >>37016645), despite any credible research papers reporting that's it's actually 5.5''.

>>37017620
>needle dick
>Peyronie's
>turtle neck

Things are not looking good, amigo

>>37017218
Howd you get any pussy w/a 4incher?

>>37017620
Stop jerking off and it'll return to normal

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>>37017831
just bee yourself bro


original commentroo

>>37017767
well how big is it measured?

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>>37014794
And these whores need literally nothing special to have, even the short "booblet" girls with tiny butts want chads. It's fucking annoying.

>>37017767
Girls won't compliment it unless you're 8"x6"+.

They expect 7" nowadays and thats normal.

>>37017620
put it on the right side in your pants so that way it'll turn straight its not rocket science

>>37014934
Women can sense it from a mile away though.

>>37018115
i am very sad cause i will never find love

I cant tell if anybody is genuinely falling for any of this baitfest lol

>>37018831
point out whats bait faggot. theres literally tons of drawbacks when you are a peenlet

>>37017566
You're actually an awful person

>>37017425
It's definitely bait. Very good, high quality bait, but bait nonetheless

>having sex for other reason then reproduction

degenerate cucks

>became self aware of it
>gave up on love and sex
>just fap when I have to
>pretty sure I will have to get hookers in the future
I mean if I get a hooker I can get sex without having to please anybody but myself, and there is no drawbacks about rumors of my size getting spread.

It does however feel like shit that even in the rare event I meet a girl I really like and shares the same interests as me, I will have to reject or give up on her as I'm not man enough to please her. At least until they find a way to reliably increase size, I hope that's like 10 years from now.

All the ones I like are taken anyways, so no big deal for now.

Lolol find yourself a woman who doesn't have a cave for a vagina. My gf has a super tight vagina and we have the best sex even though I'm well in the average range.

When she's on her period I hit her cervix.

>>37015615
5'10.5 here and a 6 inch dick

I'm completely average. I actually don't want to get taller because I fear my dick wont grow if I grow.

>>37018905
Honestly anybody acting like 7 is the norm. 5.5 is what has been proven to be the norm.

>>37019383
That's because she haven't met a 7 inch that sends her a dick pic yet. You are meant to get cucked at some point.

>>37019514
5.5 may be average, but who cares about average? Look at the average person. They are pathetic aren't they?

My IQ is higher than my peers and I feel vastly superior in that area, and people flock onto me to do group work.

Just like they flock onto me for work, girls flock onto the guys with big dicks. It's that simple. Nobody is going to rather get a 5.5 than get a 7 or 8, just like nobody is going to choose a 100 IQ over my 13X.

>>37019653
holy shit that may be the most fedora thing i have ever read

>>37019228
the humane vitae says that sex is for both reproduction and the cultivating of love within marriage.

>>37019537
why do you seek to destroy good things

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>>37014794
>mfw penis too big for sph
>still inferior to superior bbc

>>37019801
Not my problem that you scream "fedora" at anything that shows you the cruel reality of life.

If you have a small dick you better just give up on love and sex. You are meant to fail. You can live without that though, even if you feel a little empty inside sometimes. There are other things in life, sex and love aren't everything. When you are busy having fun or working you don't have time to regret and cry about being lonely.

If your penis is small get a small woman

Problem solved

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>>37014899
>You have been muted for 2 seconds, because your comment was not orignal.

>>37019512
>Adding half inches to your height

>>37019947
it was the "muh superior iq" that made it sound fedora.
>when you are working you don't have time to feel lonely
wrong

>>37019889
I am just being realistic. Wouldn't you also cuck her if some 8/10 qt showed you tits and told you she wanted to fuck?

You are at disadvantage in this regard, don't be suprised when you hear the bad news. The saddest part is that's not even love, she might legit love you, but the 7 inch gives her far more pleasure than you ever will, love will not change that.

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>>37019947
Yeah, I'm sure no girl ever chose a guy with a 5.5 inch dick over one with an 8 incher.

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>>37016062
>this will never be you

Feels good man. Most girls wouldn't go near that thing. They dont wanr to feel lile tgey're giving birth while they fuck you

>>37017824
>wanting to get rid of 20,000 nerve endings

Dumbass.

>>37020027
People brag about dick size, why can't I brag about IQ?

>wrong
How? I have seen enough people completely lose their social lives because of work.

>>37020039
no you fucking asshole i would never cheat on people it is wrong. even if this world is cruel that doesn't mean i have to be. also if she is willing to cheat on you for a greater pleasure she never loved you. i get this world is cruel everyone knows this, we as human beings try to make it better and that is much harder. anyone can poke holes it is so much harder to patch them.

>>37020141
maybe it is just wrong in my case. i work but i am still miserable. i guess i am just sad. i have literally nothing going for me, i hate my job, i hate my mind, i hate my body, i am just hateful bitter, alone, and inept. >inb4 you should kill yourself
i know i should it is very hard

>>37020047
It is legit true that too big is bad too. A friend of my cousin literally can't fuck because of his huge size. Even hookers don't want to fuck him. That must be a sad outcome.

However 7 is still fine 8 might be legit pushing it though, not everyone is going to like that.

>tfw ok with my dick size
>fucking insecure about my circ scar
I am too ashamed to even shower with my peers after games, any solution or am I stuck like this forever?

5.5 master race here
originallo

>>37020141
>People brag about dick size, why can't I brag about IQ?
it's a dick thread

I don't understand why people thinking having a small dick is the worst thing possible. I would take a small dick any day if I meant I wasn't ugly.
Having a small dicks only means some people won't enjoy fucking you, but if you're ugly then no one will like you period and you never get a chance to fuck in the first place.

>>37020215
Yeah, my dick is just under 6 inches but still big enough to hurt her at times so I guess a 7 or 8 incher would have a much worse time of it.

>>37020275
I was just using that as an analogy. It's quite obvious the average is not what anyone wants to be though.

>degenerate cucks try to make other degenerate cucks feel bad about their dick size because they're incompetent morons who need to make themselves feel better

Woo boy do you guys actually give this much of a shit, stay losers.

I know you guys are into SPH and all but who fucking cares. Anything close to 6 is okay. And if your dick is really that small then you better pratice eating pussy or something.
Or get a single mom that doesn't care about your dick or sex because that is what it always comes to anyway, you just skipped the fun part of the relationship because someone else lived through that with her.

>>37020346
It depends on the girl, but I can bet girls able to take a full 8 inch are as rare as the amount of men having a 8 inch.

>>37020330
well you see, beauty fades and sooner or later, we all become ugly to different degrees. A small dick tho, can't be more than what it is

>>37014794
Get really rich, hire bunch of scientist to work on some solution that will enlarge penis, pour funding on that mother fucker like crazy and voila, you have your cure for dicklets that you can now sell to make up for the investment you used on finding the cure and a healthy profit

>>37020330
>if you're ugly then no one will like you period
That's not true though. You do serve a purpose, people might go out with you to make themselves look better to others.

>you never get a chance to fuck in the first place
You would if you sent a dick pic of a monster cock. Never seen how many apes go around with 7/10 girls these days?

>>37015086
>Ducks Unlimited

She only grows more beautiful inside and out.

>>37015615

Manlet for sure, I'd love to be a tripod.

>>37020496
>You would if you sent a dick pic of a monster cock.
My god why do you even pretend to know what you are talking about? Have you ever actually talked to a girl?

>>37018115
that's the thing
i measured and it's 24cmx16cm

>>37016385

That doesn't even exist desu.

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>>37014794
Is this an alright size?

>>37016423
>Also, my wife is only 5'2" so it's good that my cock is as small as it is, otherwise I would be bottoming out her cervix, which is not a fun thing to do.

then how are the female midgets in porn able to take 8-9 inches?

I'm a mtf. I always tell people that I was born a girl. That is a lie. I became a mtf because I had a small dick and was very feminine.

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>5'7''
>5 in. dick

>>37020589
You don't know how many girls have told me that some guy we know sent them a dick pic, they clearly love it when it's a big one.

>>37019653
Yeesh dude idk how you wrote this out unironically.

My point wasn't that average is best, but it's average. and it isn't small. It will pleasure most women if you know how to use it right.

>>37020439
Attractive people get to enjoy life before they get old and ugly at which point life sucks for everyone anyways.

>>37020496
>people might go out with you to make themselves look better to others.
With slightly below average people, but not ugly ones.
Monster cocks are extremely rare and I don't have one.

>>37020886
>You don't know how many girls have told me
Yeah I do. 0.

>>37014794

Im not even sure how much my cock measures, but I really never got past courtship.

Did you guys actually got past it? Im from "another" /r9k/.

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>>37014794
You can get dick lengthening and thickening surgery tho.

If it bothers you that much.

6" length
6" girth
and 6'4 tall

>>37018658
this
they can tell because guys with real big dicks are confident, and they can tell when guys are fake confident.
shit's eerie.

>>37020712
muscle relaxant drugs

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>>37014794

SEND HIM TO THE CAGE!

>>37021070
And still posting on angsty incel board despite the 666.

What are you doing with your life?

>>37021052
the only surgery i've heard about is one where they sever something inside and bring out those extra inches inside of you. However, this make it so that when you get hard, it doesn't become erect, it's just hard while flopped down. Sounds pretty pointless and miserable to me. Idk though if there's another one, I haven't heard of it.

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>>37021080
I can't tell if you people are retarded for real or just have let your own projection of insecurities getting the best of you.

>>37021108
Despite being Chad tier of my race (north indian, been called a 9/10 multiple times)
i was shunned for my race cuz i grew up with white kids

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>>37021122
There are, they insert some implants in it. Look it up.

>mwf the pieces to the continuum of interest between the jew, porn industry, cosmetic surgery industry are all coming together now

>>37020959
>you haven't talked to a girl but I surely have
Epic argument there. Totally legit, everyone should believe you.

>>37021210
>guys are willing to further mutilate their dicks just to give extra pleasure to some fucking whore who doesn't even care about them
Cucked beyond belief.

>>37021175
Anon, just throw curry stink bomb into their windows and cars and shit on their street, they will never bother you again. Also, set up a network of cheap foreign IT workers and start a business to take over the local IT industry.

>>37021122
>it doesn't become erect, it's just hard while flopped down
I have seen a lot of dicks in porn that are just like that.

>>37021247
It's really about being honest with and knowing yourself, most don't realize it's about themselves, and not the others.

>>37020921
>It will pleasure most women
Most women are also average. I wouldn't go out with average.

>>37021257
I've also heard a lot of pleasured noises and seen a lot of pleasured face from women in those same porn. Coincidence? I think not.

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>>37021290
I think you can't drop the mask of retardation now, if you truly want to scale women up in term of their vaginal depth, by all mean do it, I just wanna wish you deep happiness.

>>37021304
lmao if you think that 90% of the noises in porn are real... or do you really think girls get extreme pleasure from being titty fucked...

>>37021290
you say this like you even have the choice

>>37021383
I mean there are lot of nerve-endings on them melons, right? And throat.

>>37021348
>he legit thinks a 7/10 will go out with his 5 inch microdick
There are hundreds of guys with 8 inches throwing themselves at her.

>>37021383
>like you even have the choice
I did in the past. Got fat now so I don't get compliments about my looks anymore.

>>37021512
7/10 in term of how stretched they are lol

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yall are obsessed with peens baka

>>37019321
Size..? Origari

>>37022336
5.4 length 5.2 circumference.

>>37022170
full pic ? and also sauce ? please ?

>>37022170
why do bunnies have chest boobs?

>>37020265
Hey, there's foregen in 2-3 years. They plan on regenerating it with stem cells.

>tfw 5.5 pencil dick
I've come to terms with the length but the girth ruins it

>>37014964
This makes me sad. I've got a nearly five inch pencil dick and I've never had a girl leave on me.

I took a good picture of it for a girl I met online once, made it look considerably bigger than it actually is. She was dead excited to meet. I spent like two hours doing everything that didn't involve my cock because I was scared she'd laugh / slap me / leave, but she didn't.

Anyway, after the unusually long foreplay she gave me a condom and invited me on board, but we didn't fuck because I put the rubber on and went soft. Partially because I dislike rubbers, but mostly because I was still embarrassed about my tiny cock and how I lied about it by carefully orchestrating a clever picture of it.

We didn't meet again after that.

Anyway OP I know what you mean. I'm less bothered about it because I know it's not that big a deal (plus being in a good relationship for once helps a ton) but I still wish I had an unreasonably long, thick cock sometimes. I just think it'd be cool to hit things with it. Plus I could enjoy more positions, many aren't possible for me. Reverse cowgirl, for example, which annoys me.

>>37014794
How does his cock look so fucking dry even after she has sucked on it?

>>37023490
Because she's not that into it, probably. If she was she'd be slobbing all over that meatus. Or maybe she's just shit at giving head.

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>>37015451

I've read a shit ton of places that I'm above average but the dick rate threads have made me feel otherwise.

6.5x5 point something

Any bots have input?

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>>37023741
>black dick
>white skin
??????

>>37023741
Looks nice anon, perfect length and shape, just a shame you were cut is all, and so far down the shaft as well.

>>37023772
No I'm black anon

>>37023741
>literally looks almost the same as mine but a little bigger at the base
>5.5 length at best
Is 1 inch really that little? Why do girls obsess so much over inches then?

>>37023772
Pfft, it's black dick brown skin, not unusual.

>>37023741
Fine mate, nobody should complain about that.

>>37023810
They don't, you do.

>>37014794
My cock has perfect size could maybe be a bit bigger, but I don't get to use it.

>>37023793

>and so far down the shaft as well.

If only I could get my hands on the bastard holding those scissors

>>37023793
I should probably stop jelqing then. Another thread here has sp00ked me and I don't know if all the non-proven positive anecdotes are enough motivation to risk ED

>>37023841
>They don't, you do.
/thread

>>37023892
Dude, check out Foregen. Modern medical science is amazing.

>>37023741
Either you've got freak sized hands or your dick is smaller than you're saying senpai.

>>37023841
>They don't, you do.
You actually believe this? No way you can actually believe this shit.

They do care about size, I have no idea why after seeing how little difference it makes.

No because you need to realize porn is fucking up your expectations and there's more to relationships than sex.

Check my 4

>>37024003
My hands are LITERALLY huge and make my dick pics look unfortunately unconvincing.

From the bottom of my hand to the top of my middle finger is 8 inches

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>>37015615
>tfw manlet and hung
>still manage to get laid

Don't know why everyone thinks it's so bad. People respect you if you also know how to take a joke and bring the banter.

>>37024088
>bring the banter
oh god you sound like such a cunt

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>>37024113
I'd rather sound like a cunt than someone that's insecure as fuck

>>37024145
don't know who you think you're replying to but that was my 1st post in this thread

>>37024185
Fine let me rephrase it.
I'd rather sound like a cunt than insecure as fuck like I used to be

>>37024261
fair enough, you're probably a good guy and not a cunt, it's just a pet peeve I have for people using the word "banter"

>>37015615
>tfw 6 feet tall with a 4 inch pecker
would literally give up 4 inches of height just to put into my dick. the fuck is the point of being tall when your dick doesn't complement the height.

>>37023741

You're a dark guy.

>>37016524
Chads don't have 5 inchers. Having a big dick is a prerequisite to being a Chad.
Chads can be manlets, hairlets, wristlets, etc, but they always have big dicks.

>>37024412
>>37024412
lmao chads cannot be manlets you delusional dwarf

>>37024412
>Chads
>Manlets

delusional

>>37024434
I'm not even a manlet, but the most intimidating guy I've ever met was like 5'2" or 5'3". Then again he wasn't the typical fratboy tier Chad, just a bad boy alpha male who had spent over a decade incarcerated.

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>>37024073
Sorry buddy, you're measuring your dick wrong or have the worlds biggest thumb.

>>37024678
I don't see what that picture's supposed to prove besides corroborating that my hand almost maxes out the average

>>37024756
>LITERALLY huge
>almost maxes out the average

Plus my dick's 6.5" x 5.5" and looks bigger than yours does.

>>37024319
Im in a similar position desu 6'0" but 4.8" my girth is 5" kek

> do we kill ourselves because we are genetically inferior?

>>37016524
>Chad
>5 inch dick

Lol no

>>37016625
Anything under 6 is sucide tier

>>37016631
Lol
I love when Mandingos always use this excuse

>whhhaaa I'll never have sex cause I'm uuuugly

Fuck off
You can LITERALLY get laid by virtue of having a big dick alone.

>>37016940
I'm gay and can confirm this
Maybe not to the extent this anons said it, but women do talk about dick size and sex everytime a bf is mentioned.

>>37017457
>t. Anon with a 6 inch dick

>>37015615
Manlet. Short fit guys with big dicks are way better than tall and small penis.

my dick is 6.5 inches long is that good or bad. i am told it is good and i am told it is bad. i just want to be big enough to be loved by someone, you know to have someone say this is the dick i want to spend the rest of my life with

True story I sort of had sex with a guy with a tiny penis and the condom just fell off because it was so small. Lol. I think it was about 3 inches. 5 inches isn't small imo. Isn't that like average?

>>37025706
That's a good size.

>>37015615
>people saying manlet
5'8'' prince of manlets here with a 7in cock. Would trade three inches of dick away for three inches of height in a heartbeat.

Funny how we have reached the stars but still can't increase the size of a fucking dick. At this rate we will increase our brain capacity before we manage to get a real dick enhancement method.

>>37025730
Fuck right off normalfag. tbo

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>>37017566
Such a role play trollfeesing off your insecurities don't even reply to this trap faggot.

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>>37025730
5 inches is small, why don't you get it?

>>37022841
as opposed to what, ass boobs? its so I can fap to it normiekekold

>>37016230
>>37022808
Sauce already posted here: >>37016688

Mine is 7x6 but flat on top, so it would feel weird in a girls hand.

>>37023741
I'm 5' 8", skinny and white but my dick is 8 inches long and 6.25 inches around. not that it really matters though.

black with a 2 inch penis. Why am I still alive

It's not worth anything if you can't use it. I'm 8x5.5, 6'1, 200, I lift, etc. but no girl has ever been interested in me in any way. My facial attractiveness is terrible, probably around 2-3/10. It's all about facial attractiveness.

I'm also probably too socially alienated to keep a girl interested in the first place.

>>37027370
>black with a 2 inch penis

as in two inches soft, or hard?

>>37027817
>My facial attractiveness is terrible, probably around 2-3/10. It's all about facial attractiveness
Iktf. It sucks losing the genetic lottery and not being able to change your fate.

>>37027946
I won it in other ways, I'm well off materially and I'm working towards my PhD. Not having a girlfriend doesn't bother me, I don't think I could bear having to entertain her all day. But you still have the physical urge to fuck.

>>37020707
>those bumps
Nigga what the fuck???

>>37027817
You're probably just absorbed by being insecure about your looks. Honestly with pretty much everything else it's something you can't hide but imagine being a decent looking guy with a decent personality, all knowing it's for nothing because you pack 4 or less inches.

>>37028052
Who cares once you're inside the girl? I mean, they might leave you later, but it's impossible to be good enough for any girl unless you have elite looks, money, social status, confidence, muscle, and penis size, so getting excessively attached is pointless.

>>37027881
2 inches h

>>37015762
I've sucked a dick smaller than that and I'm not even a faggot.

>>37028241
Kys normalfag. Quit ruining the board.

>>37028052
I think you mean anything under 6 inches.

>>37014794
It's all relative, you won't be considered sexual but you can still have a life. It's up to you honestly.

>>37028104
>Who cares once you're inside the girl?
Geez, I dunno, maybe me? Feeling inadequate at a fundamental level isn't very uplifting. Unless you use women like a better onahole, then it wouldn't bother you, I guess.
>>37028371
I'd like to strangle you so that nobody needs to endure your low effort shitposting anymore.

>>37028390
Humans need affection and love, though. I mean you won't die like babies do if you deny them human interaction, but it will fuck you up on a very basic level and you'll wither away. Doesn't mean that you'll eventually off yourself or anything, but you'd live your life with a plethora of psychological issues and would have that nagging feeling that there's something very important missing.

>>37028281
How the fuck do you ruin a board that has a +250 reply count to a thread about dicks?

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>>37028140
damn anon

im sorry

originale

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>>37014794
How small is dicklet? You can still be taken seriously and can even secure a smoking qtpi girlfriend if you're confident, motivated and in shape.

Don't get me wrong having a big dick is super nice but it's by no means a golden ticket.

Pic related

>>37017566
Do you think life is without justice and God ? If life doesn't give you the proper justice of being a whore, hell will.

>>37029281
>super nice
>but it's by no means a golden ticket.

>>37029858
>god
>hell

>he's so hurt by some random roastie he has to fall back on religion to pacify his autism

>>37014794
>>37014794
>>37014794
SAUCE PLEASE!!

original comment sauce

>>37029874
You still need to able to talk to women and have some sort of career success if you really want to slay.

>>37029944
here's a hint, its been posted ITT

>>37028621
Amen.
Preach it brother.
Original comment.

>>37029926
Do you think everyone can just be evil and not get consequences ? Do you think life is without justice ? Like why don't i just scam people and rob banks then ? Life has to be balanced, it can't be just like a jungle. Good deeds will reward you with something, bad deeds will invite consequences. There's no way you can just get away with it. It's really not fair that people can just get away with doing bad things. There's no way life is that anarchist

>>37029281
Makes me feel so bad I'm circumsized... Why.... Why is male genital mutilation still a thing.

>that feel when I'm getting head and can barely feel it
>that feel when she'll never be able to run her tongue inside your foreskin

>>37014794
Small dick? Learn the clit and gspot and they wont care. I've had like 5 girls tell me they dislike big dicks because they can only take so much before it hurts

>>37029957
Or you can just send them dick pics. Do you think women are some sort of angels with pure good personalities ? They're just g spots.

>>37029987
By 'big' they meant 9 inches.

6-7 inches is the only acceptable size for them and it's above average

>>37029281
5.5 to 6.5 is ideal. 5 inches is probably still okay for many but less than that and many women would probably jump shit before things got serious.

>Don't get me wrong having a big dick is super nice but it's by no means a golden ticket.

But being a dicklet - and I mean dicklet in the statistical sense, not what penis enlargement ads try to tell you - is a no go.

>>37029976
>It's really not fair that people can just get away with doing bad things

Ok I'm not even gonna be all inflammatory or respond rudely. I'm going to take back my insult of labeling you autistic and apologize for that. Because that statement right there is just pure naivety. Have a good night anon.

http://lmgtfy.com/?q=just+world+fallacy

>>37015627
>hydromax

Do it. Got a bathm8 a year ago and doing it WISELY along with supplements and what not made me go from 5.5x4.5 to 6x5

>>37021070
Wow same, were probably related
Master race amirite?

>>37030035
If nature or life can just let us all slip away being criminals then why aren't we all raping women and stealing clothes now ? The west is the best because you taught the whole world about christianity and God. The only peaceful civilization is the one who's doing religion in the right way.

Just like God, there can't be God if He's gonna do bad, God has to be good. Same with life, it has to be about fairness and justice. Tell me, why do we do good things and not bad things ? Why aren't you scamming people or raping drunk women right now ? Because it's just "wrong" ? What does "wrong" mean without God ?

>tfw downward curve and fordyce spots

>>37014794

I've wanked to this video so many times

>>37015668
hmmm this chart makes me feel rly good about myself

>tfw southeast asian and very racist towards WMAF couples but jerk off to asian women being hurt by big white cocks

There's a weird sensation of anger and pleasure. What is wrong with me ?

>>37015938
I guess there is a fate worse than death.

>>37030188
Okay, you can feel good about something, how does that make you a robot ?

I can barely feel good about anything about myself

>>37020215
ok just wondering how does this kind of shit come out like does he complain about it or what.
also if it was me (which its def not my dick is comfortably average) i'd just get into porn i guess

>>37030121
The people who brought Christianity to the west had all kinds of shades of intentions. Many were well intentioned but many did exactly as you stated. Criminal acts raping women and stealing more than clothes. Read A People's History of the United States. It pulls from tons of primary sources as to the atrocities committed by people who adhere to the christian god. People have been absolutely capable of acting in accordance to basic human decency without believing in the christian god.

Looking at it from a broader perspective, there doesn't have to be a god in order for mankind to do good. Good isn't the default behavior by everyone that's for sure. Altruism seems to be a learned behavior the minute you are exposed to other people and realize how beneficial it can be. You don't need god to recognize the sensation of sympathy. Tell me one moral act a christian can do that a person of a different (or no faith) cannot.

Sure there might be a god but any jump from a deism stance to a theistic stance ALWAYS carries too much baggage by jumping to specific conclusions that always cause conflict.

>life has to be about fairness and justice
Only because we've realized how beneficial legislation can be to our survival. But its not ALL about that. It's first and foremost about survival and procreation.

>>37029957
No you don't
Most women are submissive and docile as fuck
Its easy to be confident when you have a big dick.

This is the correct formula :

Self worth = (musical talent + looks + height + confidence + personality + physical health/strength + etc etc) x penis size.

So if penis size scored 0, there's no self worth, no matter how handsome or tall or talented you are

>>37030210
imo theres multiple avenues to robothood.

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>>37029977

Do foreskin restoration like me. Yeah, you won't get back your frenulum, ridged band, and nerve endings, but it's better than staying with a dry tight cut dick. Girls will be able to run their tongue inside your new faux foreskin. Takes forever though.

>>37030627
(3 + 6 + 2 + 4 + 5 + 7) * 4

My self worth is 108

>>37029977
just restore bro it works

>>37029994
Still need to be able to talk to women, because a dick pic by itself will only net you faithless size queen sluts. pump and dump

>>37030011
I'd say 7-8 is ideal.

Girls will spread rumours about you and you'll be able to get laid just with dick pics

>>37030392
You can be confident / dominant without a bit cock you know

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I feel ya OP. After doing the /fit/ meme and still being rejected or literally laughed at when I expose my small dick I just gave up. I can't do anything with my 4-5" pencil dick. I can't even rape a woman with this shit. There's no point. I just accepted that I'll die alone and if I want pussy, I'll pay for it. Sure, they'll laugh or gasp at the sight of my dick, but at least they don't know who I work with or who I am so they won't ruin my life, as other roasties have.
My benis so thin that I can't even use a condom. I feel nothing. Erection gone in less than a minute. Even if I fuck a loose whore without a condom, I lose it. No point.
I was hoping that my only hope of reproducing, which is all we have to do as men, is gone. Even if some whore let met stick my pencil dick in her without a condom, I won't cum. I even looked at looking for girls with small vaginas, it's an actual condtion, but unlike small dicks, there are procedures to fix that AND not ruin your sex organs. Sad.
I could literally go out right now and try to rape a woman and nothing would happen with my small pencil dick. There's no point ... Not even anal is satisfying.
Fuck this life.

>>37031051
Have you actually been laughed at?

How the fuck are you supposed to keep a boner after that?!

My cock is 4.5" and pretty thin but the only girl I've been with was okay with it. I couldn't get her off through intercourse but I prefer 69 anyway. She said it was cute.

>>37031159
Yes. I've taken drunk whores home and they literally laughed at the sight of my dick and left. One girl, that wasn't drunk, saw my dick and tried to contain her laughter. You can tell with their faces. That ruined my boner. No point.
Fuck roasties.
and I'm 28, I feel bad for younger dicklets, when I was 16 in 2007 and Myspace was the thing, it wasn't as bad as it is now

>>37031216
Damn bro. That's a pretty rough hand to be dealt. Had any good experiences in spite of your size?

Why do you think it's worse now with MySpace?

>>37030868
>I'd say 7-8 is ideal.
That's not what scientific studies suggest, though.
>Girls will spread rumours about you
Depends. Generally speaking, people like it when others think their partner is the best, so if a girl likes you she will exaggerate to make her friends jealous. If she doesn't like you then she will tell everyone you're shit.

>>37014794
>tfw 7inch
>moderate case of peyronies
nah, I would rather have a 5inch dick, than my literal captain hook dick schlong.

>>37031482
My experience is only anecdotal but desu I don't put stock into studies like that. Being 7.5" has been enough of a wow factor for girls to get really horny / excited - using Snapchat they'll sleep with me based on my size alone.

I think it's a bit of a novelty and for that reason you get laid and return customers more frequently.

>>37031216
They laughed at 5inches?? Fuuuark my life I don't even care about making her cum I just don't want to be the awkward guy with the little dick

>>37031653
what the fuck are you even doing here, I mean really. You're chad so ofc you'll get laid without any effort.

>>37030772
How far along are you?
Any tips?
What's it like and how the fuck do I start?
...Pics?

>>37030064
What supplements? Don't get my hopes up please, if it really works I could feel so much better about myself.

>what the fuck are you even doing here, I mean really. You're chad so ofc you'll get laid without any effort.
Because I want to invade / take over / ruin / normify your board

Reeee reeee get out

>>37031746

Forgot your (you) lmao I'm such a newfag!!1!
>>37032362

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>have small penis
>makes me want to kill myself
>if I kill myself, the people at the morgue will see my small penis

FUCK

>>37030887
No you cant
A small cock is constant attack on your masculinity
It's literally impossible to be sexually confident when you have a small dick

Hence why so many small dick guys turn gay, trap or cucks

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>Be me
>Be 6'4
>Have an about 6 inch dick with below average girth
>Be forever insecure

Am I bitching for no reason robots?

>>37032557
Proportionally you're a dicklet. Can't help but feel girls would be expecting more from you and ultimately end up being disappointed.

But they'll still let you stick it inside them

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>>37032604
God dammit this is my exact fear too.

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>>37031910

https://www.reddit.com/r/foreskin_restoration/

Yeah, I know it's reddit, but it's actually helpful. Read the wiki and the methods. Andre's method is popular there, it's basically doing some manual tugging for 2 minutes every hour as often you can. I've been restoring since last August, so 9 months. I do manual methods, you don't need to buy a device. The problem is you have to be dedicated, it's potentially a several year process depending on how consistent you are, your methods, how tightly cut you were, etc

I'm 9 months in and I'd say I have about another year. It's not so bad because I'm a NEET, I like to tug while watching YouTube vids.

>>37015615
manlet everyday
>tfw king of manlets + >4" dick
I have zero confidence and when a girl starts a conversation with me or looks interested I have to turn her down cause I'm too afraid to show my dick even to a whore

>>37030627
scale for penis size?
I'll take (x-5) inches for penis and (x-6) ft for height
(0+4-.5+0+1+0+3(meme extras))x-1
-7.5 is my value for women
you forgot money I'm poor af so it's another zero for me

My dick is 4.5" and i don't really have fear about women seeing it. It's just that i always feel like i don't deserve any girl that i'm attracted to.

Talented and intelligent guys are usually small dicked, big dicked men are usually just talentless normie with fun personalities

>>37015615
dicklet.

I'd hate to be shorter than 6'

>>37014794
is there any add-on, that could turn my dick into a cat-like one. that is withmany small rounded spikes and shit

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>>37026225
"Hatred is nothing but the place where men who can't deal with sadness go."

>>37021210
Penile implant is to regain function, not to make it bigger.
If anything your penis will be shorter after implant surgery.
If the implant put in is bigger than the penis itself, you're going to be in severe pain and probably rupture something.

>>37015615
I am both.
5ft
5inch dick

>>37015712
you must be ugly as fuck if you truly believe this

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>>37027183
i'm about the same as you but 7.5inch,