>dad keeps talking to himself

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>dad is just a voice in your head

>dad bought into the flat earth stuff and now he ends most sentences with on gods flat earth.
I swear its just a bullshit movement to see what people are willing to believe.

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>>37014784
>mom keeps forgetting things more and more often

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>>37014784
>uncle steve keeps inviting you to play backgammon

>>37014784
>yfw your dad is talking to himself in your head

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>>37014784
>dad just had a weird seizure thing
>got an MRI the other day of his brain
>radiologist hasn't given us results but parents are being really secretive when I ask about shit

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>>37014784
>get out of shower
>walk by mom and go downstairs in a towel to get my clothes from the wash
>she says "ohhh, mommy like"

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>parents are visibly aging

I don't want my dad to die

He's my best friend

>>37014885
Same here. My dad also thinks almost everyone in hollywood is a test tube illuminati transgender made by the 1% sent to fool the populace into homosexuality to weaken the USA and take it over with satanic muslims who will force us into hell through marked surveillance, fema camps and torture and spends his days running a youtube channel where he analyzes celebrity bone structures, talks about how NASA is fake and space doesn't exist and religiously follows apocalypse prep rituals.

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>useless deadbeat dad isn't dead yet

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>>37014784
>see dad eat a slice of pizza from the trash

>>37015146
wtf is wrong with him??

>>37015153
he's le eccentric genius meme with a phd from Stanford

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>>37015028
>parents have looked the same for years

>>37015085
Your Father is a great man anon. An American icon.

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>>37015176
>genius
>eats bacteria infested garbage

>hear him saying your name
>probably talking about how much he hates you.

>>37015315
Believe me I hate him and think he's an idiot

>dad's thriving company goes under after the 2008 recession
>family goes from high class to low class over 3 years
>lack of money in house mans parents argue all the time over menial shit
>dad ends up doing low tier sales work very far away because he can't find a job because old and nobody willing to hire
>family moves far away into a shit area because it's closer for dad
>dad works long hours trying to upkeep the new house because the old one sold to break even with mortgages and loans
>dad is literally a wageslave now, all he does when he gets home is watch shitty dramas on tv then sleep, then wake early to go to work again
>weekends is him getting bitched at to do shit by his wife (they sleep in different rooms)
>mfw he used to have fun and go out and do fun things, he has no time for that now
>he's getting on 60 now, still has to earn money to pay off house and my student debt since I'm still at uni
I just wish he'd find a mistress or something and be a bit happier, the guy works hard day in, day out, and comes home to a facefull of bitching till he sleeps and has no fun whatsoever in his life.

>>37015085
I need to see that channel, link it up

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>>37014915
Could be a Kagedama. Does she have trouble sleeping too?

>>37014940
toontown god damn it takes me back

>>37015085
>posting all that shit
>not linking the channel

i want to believe

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>>37015393
i bet you also think you are le smart but lazy amirite?

>>37015521
Toontown, what would YOU do??

>>37015410
maybe having less of a failure of a son would make him more hopeful.

Why don't you try to change yourself for your father, anon?

>>37015534
not at all. I think I'm lazy and retarded

>>37015559
i still play toontown rewritten sometimes

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>dad has cancer
>lays on the couch all day and sleeps
>looks like a corpse when he is sleeping

>>37015563
Still in school, and I'm not the favorite son out of two kids. The favorite son is on track to getting his masters in engineering and my dad is real proud of it. I'm the kid they brush over when bragging about kids to other people, they don't really hate me or care about me but I don't mind it, I'm completely fine with being left alone.

>>37015085
Your dad's Alex Jones?

>>37015085
are you from new england?

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>>37015590
>>37015559
>>37015521

>tfw toontown was the original "wat do?"

>>37015606
fug, I passed for that too anon.
He died in the end, but hey at least I have a good memory of making him some coffee the morning before going to the hospital for the last time.

>secretly read dads personal journal
>constantly talks about weird shit, seems to imply being friends with a demon and having done small criminal stuff regularly
>completely normal besides that

Mask of sanity i guess.

>>37015656
No, I'm American.
>>37015647
He watches Alex Jones but he thinks he's just a puppet and uses him for material to point out their subliminal messaging.
>>37015532
>>37015458
Fuck no. There are so many channels exactly like his in a strange niche of equally schizophrenic and paranoid people. You'll get the same effect watching any one of them.
>>37015314
But he even thinks Donald Trump, George Bush etc. are transgender. Seriously, the sheer amount of people he thinks are in on the deception is mind boggling. It's almost every single celebrity.

>>37015794
>But he even thinks Donald Trump, George Bush etc. are transgender. Seriously, the sheer amount of people he thinks are in on the deception is mind boggling. It's almost every single celebrity.

Does he think you're in on it too?

>>37015657
OKAY
HOLD ON
THERE ARE ROBOTS WHO PLAY TOONTOWN?
WHAT IN THE FUCK
IM NOT ALONE

>>37015794
>implying the rest of this mongrel country is real America. Sad.

>>37014978
you know what to do senpai

orogonial

>>37015794
holy fuck he doesn't know New England is in America

>>37015816
No. He analyzed my bone structure and took my measurements and I came out clean. Sometimes he thinks I'm possessed by a demon though if I say something he doesn't like and talks to me like he's facing the devil. He'll disregard my existence, look into my eyes and start pray-screaming and tell me to get out of my body and let his son be freed from satan's clutches. Sometimes he turns off the internet because he thinks the devil is circulating through it and entering my body.

>>37015934
Shit. I really didn't. I was homeschooled so I don't know a lot of stuff like that and often make mistakes, sorry.

both parents left me with grandparents when i was 5 months old.

only spoke to my dad once in the last 10 years

>>37015484
Nothing that has appeared as of late as far as I know. But she has always been a sleep walker

>>37015974
Sorry you have to deal with that bullshit anon. My dad is a crack smoking drunk so I can relate to the ramblings. He's still my dad so a part of me is hoping he'll get better, but I doubt it.