Oh, hello there, wagie! Here again for your morning coffee? Of

>>37014155
>wagecucks at starbucks

hmm, this meme is getting too close to real life, when I was a wagie I really spent a good part of my money on coffee and products from that shit

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>>37014155
Here's your coffee sir

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>>37014645
Fucking idiot, you wrote your own name on the coffee. Hand it over, and I'll take another on the house.

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>>37014645
I told you not to speak, boy.

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>>37014970
Ok sir here you go mr shekelberg will take this one out of my paycheck

>>37015076
It's shekelstein you mongoloid.

You were so close to that .05 raise too

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>>37014155
This triple vanilla latte makes me feel all pumped up.

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>>37015539
You were saying something?
*sluuuuuurp*
*sluuuurp*
No talkie
*slurp*
'til I've had my coffee!
*sluuuuuuurp*

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>>37015611
>be wagecuck at mcdonalds
>hating life
>Stacie orders a coffee
>she sits down
>takes a sip
>yells 'FUCK'
>throws the coffee at the window and storms out
>have to clean it up

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>work job with a base wage and really good commission
>unlike pathetic fast food cucks I get paid more for actually trying
>only work like 20 hours a week but make as much as some full time idiots
>mfw buying food on my lunch breaks

How do people who don't get paid any differently no matter how hard they work even live? That sounds like hell.

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>work 12 hour shifts only 3 days a week
>make $31 an hour
>some neetcuck surviving on $800 a month for autism thinks he's better than me
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

>>37015904
or is it $600 a month? I have no idea how much autism checks get you. Have fun being in constant fear of Trump taking away your checks too.

>>37015808
>>Stacie orders a coffee
>>she sits down
>>takes a sip
>>yells 'FUCK'
>>throws the coffee at the window and storms out
Too funny (and not in the "making fun of wagecucks" kibd of way).

>>37015904
>>37015932
What is your job? Sounds comfy.

>>37015959
Nursing. It has become more comfy over the years with more Nurse Assistants and students being hired to do the manual care.

>been trading stocks online since I was 13
>portfolio now valued at half a million dollars
>spend about an hour or two a day on my laptop trading, then just dick around and play vidya or whatever I want all day
>made $50,000 off NVIDIA stock last week alone

feels good man, I'll probably go to Starbucks tomorrow and laugh at the wagies as I make my monday morning trades

I work 17 hours a week in a greenhouse. Have my own place. No daily cuts though

>>37015992
and by manual care, I mean feedings, bed baths, cleaning them and helping them go to the bathroom.

>>37015904
how the fuck does someone get that much an hour

>>37016047
By not being a useless fuck? I make 35$ an hour doing IT

>>37016002

How do you get into that. Isn't that risky?

>>37016047
by going to university for a useful degree

>>37016083
It's have rich parents: the job

>>37016002
>g-guys looks at me i-i'm really r-rich haha

>>37016083
I started doing it in middle school in an after school club where we used pretend money to invest with and competed against other schools to see who could make the most profit in a year, my school won, and then my dad lent me 10k out of my college account to start trading with, been doing it ever since. Anyone can do it, not that difficult, and not really that risky as long as you diversify your assets.

>>37016002
That """wealth""" is just ephemeral though. The market is ripe for a crash and I'll bet that you'll be one of those societal parasites who kills himself when it happens.

>>37015904
>pic related is my savings
>live in million dollar home for free
>zero stress, everyday is a weekend for me. Time for anything.
>going to my parents beach home in Costa rica over the summer.
>going to build a $3,000 4k gaming pc too this summer.

Mad, wagie? And I never had to work a single day in my whole life. Enjoy slavery.

>b-but I'm contributing to society!
No you're not less than 5% of people in the workforce are actually contributing anything meaningful.

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>>37016212
Here's my savings account. My parents give me 1k a month in food and spending money also.

>>37016234
that's a screenshot of a bank balance from a facebook post made 6 months ago and for some reason everyone here on r9k uses it and it gets shit tons of replies

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>>37014155
>you can no longer distinguish weekdays from the weekends

I tried to picture a NEET saying this and died laughing.
- posted from my HellPhone 6

>>37016212
>lives in a million dollar home
>only hast $150K in the bank
How're those property taxes, goy?

>>37016252
It's a picture of my computer monitor taken by my phone. I only do banking on my computer or laptop. And I only use 4chan on my phone.

I enjoy these threads, let us laugh at wagecucks together.

>they don't know I work 40 hours a week Friday through Monday, with a triple shift on Sunday

Boy am I glad to have more freedom days than the average wagekekker.

>>37016283
I don't pay property taxes. But I think they are around 23k a year in the house I live in, because it's on the water. It's my parent's 2nd home. I don't pay anything for it. And 155k is more than enough for someone my age with little to no expenses.

>>37016348
What do your parents do for a living, parasite?

>>37016348
>Perfect life.
>Also posts on r9k.

There's hi-jinks afoot boys. I think this chap might very well be lying on the internet

>>37016212
So what? I work less than half the week and I make 60k a year. My parents are middle class, but my parent's house is worth over 1.5 million so that's not too bad.

I live very comfortably, i'm not complaining.

>>37016402
They are both retired. But my father used to Own a company. My mother never worked though and was a stay at home mom. (Aka NEET) yet she bothers me about being a NEET sometimes. I would never get kicked out though. If they hint it I can always threaten suicide. And they wouldn't ask again.

>>37016212
I'm from a pretty well-off family as well, and don't really need to work, but I actually enjoy it. I'm good at what I do and I enjoy the satisfaction of being good at it and the feeling of being respected by my peers and subordinates. (And before anybody says it, I'm in a field that has no connection to my family and they had nothing to do with my job. )

I like when the work gets hard and goes into overtime, too. I dunno quite how to describe it, making it through makes me feel badass.

>>37015808
You should not have talked to her before she got to that coffee, my man

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>>37016234
Even if this guy is shitposting, there are some anons out there like this. I have my housing, car, bills, alcohol and weed paid for and my parents give me $1500 extra a month for any other expenses.

Feels good that my dad set up a trust fund before I was born.

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>>37016212
People really think that they are "(((contributing)))" to society, people need food, shelter, clothes but most resources are wasted for normies, chads and womyns pleasure like buying over priced brand clothes, alcohol, cigaretes, weed, dildos, concerts, drama movies, luxury cars, watches, glasses ....etc

You are basically working so womyn and normies could have rat race with each other who is better in life, most resources are wasted on these zombies with over inflated egos pursuing materialitic lifestyle while some people dont have anything to eat.

But normies also like to virtue signal so they will take even more of your money to give them to poor Niggers

>>37017135
But what if I also enjoy some of those luxuries, like alcohol, weed, fleshlights, glasses, cars, computers, etc.

I'm working to provide for myself, but at the same time paying taxes so that society has order. I don't care about about the second part, but that's what "contributing to society" refers to for most people. Paying for police stations, education, roads, etc.

I live in Canada though, so maybe it's different for you down south.

>>37017320
Most of these "contributions" are fucking useless, most government in worlds take more then half of you make and spend it on bullshit and other parasites.

Just how much money goes into charities for africa, and other shitholes all these huge sums of money that you fucking broke your back just so government can reward fresh of boat immigrants then their own people.

I am in Germany currently and I am quitting my McShit job because I constantly see these rapefugees wandering around town in new branded clothes, latest smartphones they have free housing free schooling, everything free while I have to slave away and destroy my mental and physical health just so FUCKING NORMIES could virtue signal how good they are.

System is rigged against you, more you work more you are punished, I wont have shame anymore in cheating and abusing system because that is only reasonable way to go.

>>37017834
I get the feeling that you don't know what virtue signalling is

>>37014155
Yo NEET. What are you on about? Me, my girl and our parents are just enjoying a morning coffee together before we all go to an out door Church service.

>>37018100
I fucking hate FUckoing dumb normal faggots that write one liner after I wrote whole blog post.

Jesus fuck stop responding to irrelevant issue you stupid dumb wagie fuck go delude yourself that cleaning toilets is fun thing

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>>37014155
Please neet lord,.after my cup of Joe please

>>37018455
I get the feeling that you are homosexual

Do i get jelly of neets or other cucks who have sweet setups and comfy lifestyles. Yeah but im complacent. I work, play vidya, fight w/ my wife bang afterwards then repeat next day. Only way out is by my own hand and im to lazy to change that. Im ok with this. Unless i win some lottery money then ill truly be comfy.

I have to go to college and get a stressful job as a doctor. Congratulations, you gave me another reason to kill my self

>>37019337
why do you have to be a doctor? the first 10 years of studying and residency is fucking hell