Why is there tick on snake
>>37009331
because there's blood-sucking parasites for all of god's creatures
mice ticks, snake ticks, cat ticks, poly ticks...
>>37009331
snek go in grass
Man
Nature is fucking terrifying
>>37009331
dunno but i wanna throw salt on them and watch them writhe/ shrivel.
also i wanna scrape them off with a butter knife, or poke them with pins, or poke them with a red hot pin, or sprinkle chilli powder on them, or tug at them and see how strongly they're attached to snek
I wonder with so many in a small space on it's head if it can feel it's lifeblood being sucked away. Would be horrific to say the least.
>>37009462
real life headcrabs fuck me
>>37009331
Get this disgusting content off my /r9k/.
>>37009462
I wonder if it can feel it, Jesus fuck me Christ I can't type.
>>37009471
Just beat them with shampoo!
>>37009420
>Throw salt on a tick
>Expect them to react in any way
Ticks aren't gastropods, Anon. They're arthropods. The only thing that would do is waste salt
>>37009517
tick no snek is v stubborn so tick go on snek who does not give fuck
>>37009575
I mean, if you wanna save the snake. You gotta find some vaseline, coat the whole tick in it and wait a while.. Eventually the tick will run out of oxygen, let go, and die. Remember that the next time you go into the woods and you happen to take back an unwanted guest with you. Also be sure to disinfect the wound afterwards. Lyme disease is a very real danger. Stay safe, Anon.
>>37009331
Woaaaah that's sick
Big fleas have little fleas,
Upon their backs to bite 'em,
And little fleas have lesser fleas,
and so, ad infinitum.
>>37009782
We must create the super flea that will only feast on other, smaller fleas!
>>37009331
This picture is so satisfying, I fucking hate snakes.
Got more?
>>37009667
Can't I just pull it off?
>>37009331
nice retic, shame the poor bastard has ticks. I always rescue blue tongue skinks with ticks on them.
>>37010094
Yes, but don't leave the head in
>>37010093
No. Only pictures of ticks getting bitten by hoards of snakes
>>37009517
you learn something new every day
>>37010740
What did you learn yesterday?
That snake looks pretty ticked off
>>37011620
that peanut butter, jelly and ham sandwiches aren't as good as they sound
>>37009347
tick ticks
>>37012258
I found a tiny pseudo-scorpion crawling off a tick i pulled out. There was probably at least another layer of parasitism on the pseudo-scorpion before it got to the bacterial level
>>37009331
Oh fuck, poor snake. Something that small shouldn't have parasites.
>>37010093
>I fucking hate snakes.
Why?
>>37012086
Peanut butter, pepper, liverwurst, crunchy onions.
Thank me later.
>>37013695
I thank you right now for ruining my fucking life you ass. Give me one reason why I shouldn't kick your butt right this instant?
>>37013727
Because I live on another continent and coming here would cost you a lot of money.
Wish I could eradicate all ticks from Earth. I can't go walking in the woods behind my house without getting a few on me
>>37013775
No lyme yet?
>>37013821
Nah, they're usually on my pants. I had one my arm once but got it off before it could bite
>>37013861
Insufferable creatures.
I live in a Dutch forested area and the ticks here are unkillable. These last few hard winters couldn't even off them, our vet actually collected some for testing because it was impossible for ticks to survive those.
>>37013913
Yeah, I live in Tennessee and I swear I've had more ticks on me this year alone than in my entire life. Definitely seems like the population has exploded
God I fucking hate ticks.
The bites itch for weeks.
Ticks are fucking faggots.
>>37013913
>These last few hard winters couldn't even off them
I'm Dutch and we haven't had a ''hard winter'' for years.
>>37014075
That's not what I said though.
>>37009331
>stop sucking on my lip. You are making me horny. I'm a snake godamit we can't even mate
>>37013977
They always go for the balls for some reason, maybe they like the moisture.
Had to stop fapping in the woods.