ITT: the worst accident you ever saw or experienced at school?
>in Juniors school we had a dinner que area with a railing
>this railing faced a window
>kids used to climb on the railings and such all the time
>saw one kid known as matt stand on the railings and try to jump over his friend
>he cleared his friend and went straight through the window
>I saw a pane of glass physically split his calf open
>>37009251
>grow up in shit appalachian town
>big drug scene
>roastie owed school benzo dealer a lot of money
>he decides her times up
>him and two other niggers mercilessly gang rape and beat her in a bathroom
>didn't see the roastie but there was a standing pool of blood in the hallway
>>37009251
>we had a long fence that closed off the back field in our HS
>it had a gate on it with a metal tube to hold the gate in place
>i remember a kid falling chest first onto that tube
>it was only like 3 inches sticking out of the ground but it went straight into his ribcage
>surprised it diddnt puncture a lung or some shit
>>37009251
dumb fucks in the tech lab story
>moron tier individuals
>deciding to mess with the big circular sander
>throwing things at it and shit or sticking things in it
>one of them decides to see if he can stop the sander with his hands
>why he did this i have no idea
>i figure he thought it would stop as a safety mechanism or something
>pretty much sanded his hands straight to the bone
>was the first and hopefully last time i will see exposed bone and ligaments
>>37009318
What the fuck...I hope the police was called.
>>37009251
Not an accident but a fight
>year 7 induction
>huge mob fight between goths and chavs
>bottles bits of debris flying around
>>37009318
Deserved.
Fucking whore
>>37009406
>one of them decides to see if he can stop the sander with his hands
>>37009731
>Engage in activity outside the scope of the law
>Surprised when action is taken outside of the scope of the law
Why should the police be called? She should have paid.
>>37010112
>Why should the police be called?
because a crime was committed in public?
>>37010128
So? Was she supposed to just get away with being a degenerate junkie who didn't pay denbts?
>>37009318
There are niggers in Appalachia?
Saw a kid fall onto a nail ass first
it was more funny than anything
>>37009251
Broke my radius and ulna, my knuckles hit my elbow. All in all not that bad, led a pretty charmed life.
>we had a parkour 'fad' at our HS
>one kid did it really well as he was actually wanting to be some sort of extreme sports coach
>everyone else copied him
>stupid stuntas got stupider
>one guy decided to jump and roll off the first story up of the the art department
>i have only ever seen someones shin bone rupture through their own leg once and its not something i want to see again
>>37010148
>Drug user = degenerates
>Drug pusher = fine upstanding citizen who should not be responsible for their actions
And this is forgetting that we exchanged civility for our right to personally exercise violence as a basis of building our society.
>>37009251
>We had this sand pit for the triple jump and stuff at the back of my high school field.
>This kid, bit autistic and doesn't have many friends, says he's going to do a front flip. >People said he did it before, so we were just ready to witness it.
>dude does his run up
>owo what's this?
>some kid threw a ball at him
>he ducks a little but keeps running
>his speed has decreased
>he jumps like an angel
>brace for impact
>he slams right on his back and neck area
>he tries to get up but falls straight back down
>airlifted out of school
>I leave school, but I see him on the bus a couple of months later in a full body and neck brace
>>37010305
>Drug user = degenerates
>Drug pusher = fine upstanding citizen who should not be responsible for their actions
Strawman
>And this is forgetting that we exchanged civility for our right to personally exercise violence as a basis of building our society
Whatever you say pussy lol
>>37009251
Saw a kid get run over very slowly. Basically just went down and within seconds there was a crowd. Amazing to witness how people crowd accidents like a fly to shit.
>>37010439
Except you apparently thing the pushers shouldn't be held accountable for their actions and the abdication of our right to seek vengeance as we see fit is one of the foundations of civil society. The fine upstanding citizens part was hyperbole, not a strawman.
Some kid fucking blew his toe off playing with cherry bombs.
>>37010524
>our right to seek vengeance as we see fit is one of the foundations of civil society
Which is why that bitch had a train run on her and got slapped. What's your problem white knight statist pussy
>>37010524
Play stupid games, win stupid prizes.
bloxxy did nothing wrong
Chick at my school didn't pay her drug debt, offered her dealer the ability to do "anything" with her body.
He had about 5 people hold her down whilst they raped her cubt and arsehole with a cricket bat handle.
I was downstairs (standard autismo standing in a corner at a party) and had no idea until the video started spreading and the cops came to the school.
>>37010642
>the abdication of our right to seek vengeance as we see fit is one of the foundations of civil society.
>the abdication of our right to seek vengeance
Are you legit retarded or just LARPing as a retard?
>>37010749
>It's okay to steal from people if they're drug dealers
This fucking guy. Keep defending the cunt though lol
>>37010699
Is that much more fifth than a normal dick? Anyways sounds kinda hot desu
>>37010813
Girth* not fifth
>>37010813
Thinner, but cord wrapped wood doesn't make for a pleasant dildo, especially with no lube.
>>37010795
>The punishment for theft should be rape and beatings
Whether you think she was right or wrong, surely you can't think the punishment was proportional the crime.
>>37010844
>All theft is the same
Stop now.
>>37010891
Are you fuckwits really arguing that all crimes shouldn't be punished. Dealer should be reported for dealing, addict ahould be reported for buying, rapists for raping.
>>37010439
First off, there are no 'pushers', dealers sell to customers looking for product. They don't advertise because then you go to jail. They also don't cajole people or hand out free samples, because thats shitty business. The drug dealers you heard about from propaganda machines like D.A.R.E. are bullshit. Make no mistake, dealers aren't usually what youd call good people, but they don't corrupt the innocent. They only provide the means for the corrupted to further destroy themselves. As for all the violence and death, thats mostly a side effect of it being illegal. Look at prohibition.
>>37010524
Buddy, 'upstanding citizens' are invariably nosy douchebags.
>school gets a new playground
>brand new seesaw
>first day of having it
>like 20 kids are on it at the same time
>kid ends up with one of his legs underneath the see saw and gets the weight of the see saw and like 10 kids on his femur
>heard a loud crack
>kid screamed louder than i ever heard anyone scream
>he had to be in a wheelchair for like 2 months
>>37011006
I don't quite know what you're attempting to convince me of or what impact you think what you said has on the conversation, but thanks.
>middle school
>big tall ass mother fucker with a broad body, looked strong
>had smokey black hair with a natural white streak through it
>smaller student is bugging the shit out of him
>big guy finally gets fed up and tells him to gtfo and hits him in the back
>smaller boy go into seizures
Kek. He was okay and the big guy felt terrible about it. But smaller guy deserved it, he was a shit head who got the girl I had a crush on pregnant.
>>37011068
>Keked by manlet
No wonder you're here.
>>37011104
I don't deny it. I belong here.
>>37009251
this was at scouts, but i was at school at the time so i figure its close enough
>sittin in boat shed with some sea scouts, while other and visitors are playing around the pier outside
>we hear a scream, and see some fat kid being helped out of the water by adult
>someone remarks that hes too fat to climb out by himself
>turns out he didnt jump off the side off the pier like everybody else
>he jumped off the end of the pier where there are jagged rocks, and ripped his knee to the bone
>probably would have been too fat to get out regardless
I broke my femur completely in half playing grass hockey
>teacher put covered me with a blanket while we waited for the ambulance because it was a cold day
>people were looking at the accident from the school windows
>assumed that the teacher was covering me because i died, rumor then spread around school about it
>doctor looked at the x-ray and thought I was in a high speed car crash
>needed 2 surgeries
>in a wheelchair for months, followed by months of physical therapy
worst pain ive ever felt desu
>>37010924
>see an addict buy alcohol
>Report it
>No one cares because alcohol is a legal life destroyer
Your opinions are stupid and so are you.
Had physical education and the teacher had shit to Do, so he left our class alone after opening up this "Garage " within the Sports hall were all the stuff is, he told the class spokes- dude to make us play either ping pong or socker and otherwise keep the door locked. Of course some morons took the Keys from him and they found these heavy medicine balls that look like pumpkins and started throwing them around. One dude got in an autistic rage because another one threw too hard, the guy was just laughing, thinking he was just overreacting or sarcastic. Autist then threw the Ball at his face, all of his tardstrength channeled. His victim screamed like crazy and started hyperventilating how he couldnt see anymore. They brought back the teacher and the ambulance came. The crazy fucker somehow managed to knock his eyeball partly out of his socket.
>>37011032
I merely meant if everyone minded their own fucking business we'd have far less problems in society. You colossal bitch.
>>37011464
wow, its almost like the legal system and life itself is completely arbitrary bullshit. or are you one of those people that says addiction is a disease, and addicts shouldnt be persecuted, even thiugh they infected themselves?
>>37011301
How exactly did it fracture? Hit with the hockey stick?
I broke my femur from a ~6 foot fall, but I have very brittle bones
>>37011548
me and a player from the other team both went for the ball, hit into each other and fell
I landed on my right knee and somehow it concentrated the impact completely onto my femur or something
>>37011523
No, I'm one of those idiots with common sense who would rather some junkie killed himself with shitty heroine under a bridge rather than have him be arrested and waste my tax money on his 'rehabilitation' when he doesn't want to be saved.
>>37011582
>"your" tax money
the majority of tax money is taken from big businesses
>>37010305
Everyone who is involved in that scene is worthless and drags society down. They all should die.
>>37009251
>be me
>get born
No exactly an accident, but...
>be a junior in high school
>go to school basketball game
>during the game, one of our players collapses
>he's rushed to the hospital
>he dies of heart failure
>I don't feel bad about it, cuz he used to pick on me in grade school
>>37011647
>this means its okay to waste tax payer money on people who don't want it
Just shut the fuck up you statist bootlicking shill
Saw a kid cut 8 of his fingers off in shop, only had thumbs left. Also like 5 different kids killed themselves in one year
>>37011647
>>37011647
except they dont pay taxes
>>37011669
>it's okay if people who are mean to me die
>>37011722
its not that its not okay, its just that i dont care
>>37009251
>5th grade
>gym class
>bathrooms in gym have heavy as fuck metal doors
>kid sprints towards the bathroom door
>another kid coming out of the bathroom opens the door
>running kid hits the edge of the metal door headfirst
>everyone runs up to see what happened
>huge part of his forehead plus eyebrow is just scrapped off laying on the ground
everyone didn't know what the fuck just happened and freaked out when they saw his flesh on the floor
>>37009251
>be 16
>played some game with 20 people that involved running really fast
>2 kids run into eachother at full speed
>1 kid was a really fat kid, he was fine and got nothing
>the other kid was a weak chubby boy
>this kid lost consciousness for a few minutes, was bleeding out of his mouth and face, and had to be taken to the hospital
>he had a brain concussion
>>37009251
I work in a major trauma centre in the north west of England so I've seen a few big injuries.
>Guy who was shot in the face twice, had a lot of it missing but was still alive, dead later
>Lady who jumped off a bridge, sustained bilateral open femoral fractures, bilateral open humerus fractures and fucked up most of her face, still alive but probably won't walk again
>Guy who feel from height of 30 feet through glass panes, face was completely lacerated to bits, had no recordable BP and taken to emergency theatres after clamshell in A+E, had laparotomy and lung laceration, didn't make it in the end
>elderly guy hit by driver who was off his face on something, sustained ankle and femoral open fractures and C-spine fracture, died after stabilising his lower limb
>you guy who was running away from a gang, his shoe came off and he went back to try and get and was slashed by a machete, had an aterial injury when he came in and ended up with an above knee amputation
>old guy working in a tree with a chainsaw, feel and chainsaw took of most of his arm, ended up with a below elbow amputation
A lot of stabbings as you might expect but most of them manage to get away without any serious problem. Seems like people in the north west use stabbing as a warning rather than actually wanting to kill someone.
>>37011781
Amputations are sick as hell desu
>>37010439
you gotta be over 18 to use this site
>>37011706
Wow so edgy were you too kewl for reddit?
>>37011722
He used to go out of his way to make me miserable on a daily basis. So why should I feel bad? Enjoy the void, Tony.
>girl has seizure
>Entire School locks down
>22 caliber bullet found in boys bathroom
>Entire School locked down, police search everyone, we go home early, phone calls and letters sent home
>That's the worst of it
>>37010128
>being this new
Fuck off moralfag. I'd have raped her as well
>>37011161
Are you the guy who told the dildo in the forrest story and all that other scouts shit?
Your cool
>>37009251
kid in my school in elementary slipped on the jungle gym then fell down one of those ladders. he landed on his nuts on one of the bars of the ladder and he was fucking screaming, funny though
>>37009318
Is the joke that she accidentally got pregnant?
>>37011068
How hard did he hit him? I'd have thought going into shock like that would need a fairly hard impact, even if he hit him right in the spine.
Probably not the worst thing Ive ever seen but the funniest
>Lunch time in high school
>Some kid brings a bottle of some kind of crazy nuclear hot sauce
>Offers this other kid $20 if he drinks a spoon of it
>Kid immediately falls to the ground and cant breath. Starts thrashing around
>Ambulance comes and he gets taken out on a fucking gourney
>>37009251
>be me, 7th grade
>grew up in half-rural area
>lots of hills that are abandoned farms
>kids decide to bike-joust
pedal down opposite sides of a ditch carrying a stick in one hand
>goal is to try and knock over the other person
>two kids are actually good at it
> they decide to joust each other
>they slam straight into each other
>hear a snap
>ambulance come, say they both got thrown off by mud
>1st guy broke 1 arm and a leg. Lots of bruises
>2nd guy broke his nose and got cut along his forehead
>he also broke an arm
>>37012177
4chan has always been edgy newfag
>>37012448
Hmmm, can't imagine why he'd pick on you
>>37009251
i made someone trip while playing football and he lost some teeths
kek
>>37011648
>I want a selection of people I've arbitrarily lumped together based on obvious misconceptions and biases to all die and this doesn't somehow make me worse
Bet you sleep like a baby.
>>37011647
And it all goes right back into their pockets while I'll never see that chunk of my paycheck again because it went to paying the undertrained, power mad cop to violently arrest the terrified kid with a bit of molly in his pocket who has never hurt anyone in his life. And now another chunk has to be taken out to pay to 'help' that kid by forcing him into a program THAT IS PROVEN TO NOT FUCKING WORK EVEN IF HE WANTED TO CHANGE.
>>37012177
>I'm too stupid to put a real argument together so I'll just parrot those buzzwords I see everyone else use, that'll get him!
Don't forget to call him a cuck and a pleb.
>>37012944
The joke is that the druggos didnt realize that people can't pay you if you hospitalize them.
>>37011661
Rekt
Oreganaldo
>>37013479
>He gets ad hom'd
>Better respond with sound argumentation, that seems like it won't be a waste of time.
>>37013433
>he dindu nuffin!
If it's against the law then why is he doing it? What are your peoples' thought processes?
If you can't do the time, don't do the crime.
>>37013593
Thanks for the (you), babydick.
>>37013660
It is if a bunch of people file into the room, hold you down whilst you're screaming and shove a piece of sporting equipment up your clacker.
>>37013603
>Laws are celestial guidelines sent down from on high by the utterly perfect beings that watch over us
Nope, they're all written up and enforced by people no smarter than you who each have their own personal agendas. Following them blindly not only makes you a bitch, it makes you fucking stupid too.
>>37013511
Yet, once you are hospitalized the doctor will write you a prescription for legal drugs...
>>37013783
Yeah, she was screaming in the video.
Couldn't understand much between "sorry" and "help" - plus the video was only about 40 seconds long.
>>37013986
Never heard.
She didn't show up to school on the Monday, video started circulating - cops hit the school the next week "interviewing" people to find out who started spreading the video (this being back in the day of the RAZR, everything was blutooth).
We all got pulled into a big assembly where the cops told us that having the video could send you to prison, make you a sex offender, etc regardless of your age.
Fucking 500 kids pulling out their phones and deleting that shit immediately.
>>37011781
would you say that based on your experience you'd rather be stabbed or shot?
>Guy tells something to my fat classmate
>She goes into autism rage
>Throws a fucking rock at him
>Broken skull and blood everywhere
>Got off the hook with just teacher telling her not to do it again
If I did shit like this I would probably immediately go into children reeducation centre
>>37011647
>majority
Fuck the majority
If even a single fucking cent of my tax money goes towards something I don't approve of, I at least have the right to complain
>Be me
>8 years old
>A couple of friends and I were playing kick the can
>The can was in this case a wooden pole, 2 meters high
>I was the only one left
>The tagger saw me
>Had to make a run for it
>We both end up touching the pole at the same time, resulting in a full 180 spin and headbumping
>I was a bit taller than him
>I was hit right on the eyebrow and pic related
>Concussion, bump, couldn't open my eye for weeks
>Probably brain damage
>Other guy was fine, smaller bump on his forehead
you can still see a deformity at the location of the bump. never had surgery.