>tfw always got picked last in P.E
>>>/a/
/r9k/ is a normalfag board
>incredibly frightened of PE and worry about it all week until it comes
>usually managed to avoid it though
>forced to play football
>can't even kick the ball properly let alone focus on the game for more than a few minutes
Am I dumb? P.E. was worse than hell.
>getting changed for pe once
>get pantsed
>pe in indoor gym
>normies acquiring target
>calculating trajectory
>see if they can bounce a ball off a wall that hits me
>playing soccer by my own choice
>slip on mud
>dislocate knee
>terrified of all sport forever from then on
>zombies playing football
>I'm walking nearby them
>their ball rolls towards me
>I try to kick the ball to them
>the ball goes further away
>one of them has to get it
>speed walk away
>look at the grass in shame
>>37009272
>incredibly frightened of PE and worry about it all week until it comes
You had PE only once per week? Where do you live?
I live in shithole with cult of sports and had it even 4 times a week
Same OP.
Hated gym, was always forced to play sports that I didn't like playing with a bunch of jocks and preppy cents. Was always picked last, laughed at and considered a weirdo chubby kid. And they'd get mad if I didn't try but then when I did I'd just fuck things up worse. Absolute worst years of my life. Hated cross country too where I'd have to race other kids...ugh.
>>37009571
Yup, if you played, you got yelled at because you're Bad, if you didn't play, you still got yelled at for not playing.
>somehow end up in top set for PE despite being a skinnyfat asthmatic unfit weakling
>high jump this week
>teacher sets the bar low to start off with
>"if you make the jump go sit over there, if you don't then go sit over by the bench"
>tfw only person in the class to fail the jump
>tfw have to sit on the side and watch the rest of the class advance to the next round where the bar gets raised
>>37009067
>not using those negative feelings as fuel for motivation to improve yourself
this is why you're a cuck
>>37009067
>tfw you and your band of virgin numales got together, no matter how socially awkward we were we would try our best to defeat chad
>Our school in kanagroo land has a cricket carnival in a couple of weeks
>We assigned ourselves in this group
>We would each pick out positions
>I got bowler
>We trained week in week out
>Cricket carnival comes
>first team was easy
>I perfected my spin bowling and got Ethans team out, the indians were very impressed
>Next match, chad coach looks worried, knowing the virgin force in numbers
>Next match team with brad in it and bully
>destroy them with ease
>I hit a six for the first time in my life
>Semi final against one of the indian teams
Will continue
>>37010111
>Dev, vikas and his gang bat first
>They hit sixes and fours
>Me and my friend (love ya albert) managed to use our fast bowl, spin bowl technique well
>They get around 100 or so
>highest score yet
>chads are already destroying other indian team
>We bat up
>We are doing well
>last 2 batters, both have never batted before
>around 90
>suddenly these 2 wimps manage to get a heap of runs
>We win with 122, highest score chads got below 100
>fat kid in PE
>everyone laughs while running laps
>football time
>unleash revenge
>>37010141
>final
>Robots vs Chads
>chad cricket coach worried, feels like the schools cricket team will be put to shame
>Chads bat first
>(hajime no ippo tense music)
>They are hitting spectacularly
>Chad coach gets an idea
>Switches them around
>All of them can play all positions
>Our team trained our own
>Chads get around 80 runs
>Coach Chad has a smug smirk
>"We switched around so now you"
>We are moaning
>Quiet 4'8 kid pipes up
>NO WE TRAINED THESE POSITIONS WE ARE NOT MAKING THE CHOICE
>Principal asks us to, we refuse
>Our turn batting
>All of us bat poorly
>up to 50, half way
>We decide to make a plan
>>37010188
>We will all sweep the ball behind us
>We sweep the ball, their wicket keeper gets hurt
>Another bowler gets hurt, has to subsitute their special needs kid
>Special needs kid bowls only wides
>Up to about 79 points
>Chads hanging heads in shame
>autist hits a six, defeating the chads
Thats the day All of us beta numales defeated the chads
>tfw wasn't really picked first more than a couple times in gym class
Feels autistic.
>>37009335
Did you use to toe-poke the ball? Use to play that all the time as a kid and I never realized how to kick it properly until I was 13.
>>37010111
>>37010141
>>37010188
>>37010207
Wish I could have seen it, sounds like a good movie anon.
>>37010144
I know this feeling so well, its great when your fat only adds to the momentum as a kid, you don't get overly slowed down and so can decimate people with the ball, unfortunately end up in defense half the time though since the chads see you as a meat-shield for the goal.
>>37009067
>tfw extremely good at sports
>tfw still got picked last to near last because I'm a sperg.
Life is suffering and nothing but.
>>37009067
>Britbong
>Weird school made us do compulsory Rugby
>I'm fucking awful and everyone hates me if I'm on their team
>Too skinny to be at the front
>But also unfit as fuck and the slowest person in the group
>Couldn't even catch the ball that was larger than my head
>Even if I did I would immediately throw it away towards someone else or get fucking destroyed by the big guys on the other team
>Overhear teammates talking about throwing the ball over my head to the guy behind me so I couldn't fuck it up
>>37009067
>tfw always skipped P.E. to wander around campus
>>37009067
>happened to be one of the fastest runners in class
>not picked last
>sometimes wanted on teams
>>37009571
Jock here.
I taught the chubbys to throw their weight around.
Suddenly, they become worth picking.
Some become good enforcers - just plow right over assholes.
I'd jump in to prevent fights.
Peeps looked up to me.
It's all about using what you got.
>>37010351
>year 7 PE rugby
>have the ball
>in a ruck
>remember seeing on TV how rugby pros throw the ball through their legs behind them
>launch it behind me into no man's land
>teacher blows the whistle and looks baffled as fuck
>>37010229
A few times in the beginning of a school year, I was one of the first to be picked for a basketball team because I was tall. However, people soon found out I'm very bad at sports.
>>37009067
I got away with not doing PE and sports day for a year by just saying I had an in growing toe nail. I hated doing sports.