Halfway through my first cup of coffee today, but you may not

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>>37008462
*takes cup and breaks it*

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>>37008516
Did I say you could do that? I have not had my coffee yet. You will have to wait.

>>37008516
That's not very nice anon, sit back down and wait for OP to finish his cup.

>>37008462
Is it bulletproof coffee?

I've had my morning smoke so you can speak to me

>>37008462
Good god I hate people like that

>>37009245
I hate reporting people, but here it goes...

>>37009245
saved for shitposting at a later date

Please faggots, you might wait until after my coffee.

You know how grouchy I get

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>>37008462
HUSH! I still haven't had my fresh Mentos(TradeMark)

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Guys, shut the fuck up.

I'm still consuming this lemon tea.

Once I'm done, come back and let's talk

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PLEASE
L
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A
S
E

...not until I have my coffee

Got myself a SECOND cup of coffee. You know what that means, right? In case you don't, let me spell it out for you, dumb ass.

D O N T T A L K T O M E UNTIL I F I N I S H M Y C O F F E E

Got it?

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>>37010429
>mfw there are people who haven't finished their first cup yet in this thread

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>>37011190
my cup has transcended ordinal numbers, it is neither my first nor a later cup

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Going to my local Costa coffee.

So I might ask that you wait, as I WIL NOT BE TALKING TO ANYONE until after

Your patience is appreciated

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Please my friend, I have three suicide bombings I have to do this morning, please no conversation until I'm done with my qahuww.

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Ground Control, I am enjoying my first cup of coffee, please cease transmission until further notice.
You know how I get, over.

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Gentlemen please be quiet, you are aware of the utmost importance of finishing my morning coffee before you can all engage in conversation.

>>37012290
*Radio static*
>But sir if you dont t-
*The neet turns the knob to power off his radio but then decides it would be more fun to hear their bitching*
>Sir you mus-
*SIIIIIIIIIIPPPPPPPPPPP*
>What was that g.c?
>The rocket's c-
*blows bubbles while humming*
>Not until my coffee ala mode is done wagie

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PLEASE Ribbentrop. I will not sign off on Operation Barbarossa until I'm done my first cup. You know the rules.

Hey boss I'm just wondering what exactly I'm paid to do here. Could you he...
Oh, sorry. Didn't realise you were drinking your coffee. Oh well, back to being paid to shitpost on 4chan

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Oh do shut up esquire, you might wait untill I have completed consumption of coffee, before you converse.

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What, you're having problems with the Russians again? Do be quiet Trump, I'll address the issue after I finish my Earl Grey

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Let me finish my 12th cup of the day before I assess your immigration applications

Guys, nearly finished my Cappuccino.

Please, converse with me.

Sorry to those who have read this before finishing thier coffee

>>37012769
Ah hello there sir how are you doing today? How is your current affairs treating you?

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>>37008462
> drinking coffee
> not the jew's ear juice
Never gonna make it faggot

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WE WANNA TALK
WE WANNA TALK

WHAAT DO WE WANT?

A CONVERSATION

WHEN DO WE WANT IT?

NOW!

>>37012874
Why are Islam people so angry

Muh victims

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Gentlemen, I am pleased to announce that I am now halfway finished with my coffee.

You might converse, however please keep it simple for I have yet to finish my cup

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>>37012946
Hello roastie, I might have finished my first cup of ol' brew but I'm pouring my second just now so please refrain from speaking until I've imbibed sufficiently.

>>37013024
I'm not of the female gender. Please don't agitate me like that as I have not finished my cup

>>37008462
dis is muh favoreet nu may may.
>Sorry friend, you should be done with that first cup by now

Your cup should surely be cold by now. I demand a conversation.

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Tomorrow, before I start wagecucking, I shall obtain he sweet sweet coffee.

So please, no talkie tomorrow before my consumption of coffee.

Please

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i yearn you not acquaint yours truly unless the cup is empty.

once thats out of the way - go ahead.

>>37014069
Tell me then faggot, advise me when your finished

I've got really important news.

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>foreigners trying to raise the price of their tea and coffee exports again
This is what you get for interrupting my drinking, slavies

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This coffee tastes like shit.

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>>37008462
sitting down doing the same thing anon, just got up and poured myself a cup living with my uncle i have to go to work in about two hours so i might as well get ready to start the day

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This has to be the most retarded meme ever to exist.

Excuse my grumpiness, I haven't had my first cup of coffee yet.

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>>37014314
I agree this is a stupid meme its so stupid in fact that it makes me cringe. Like, what if you're going to a funeral that day and youre mom dies and some jackass is sitting in the church drinking his coffee and all of a sudden tells the preacher "shhhh i havent had my McCafe' yet" i mean what a jack ass are you SO important that YOU of all people have to finish YOU'RE coffee first i mean their are niggers and niglets in africa who get up every day and snort an ounce of crack before they get out of bed they are too poor to afford coffee they just stir nigger shit and water and drink it. I hate this meme

>>37014418
It's meaning is to mock normies who say it

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*Honk honk honk*
Please, my friend, no merging until I finish my morning quart, please

>>37008516
You are doing God's work, anon

Now don't talk to me until I've finished my coffee