How many of you have actually attempted suicide? What was being

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>attempted suicide
>still alive
???

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>>37007101
>attempted
do you know what that word means anon

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>>37007170
>Make an effort to achieve or complete
>An effort to achieve or complete a difficult task or action.
If you're actually ATTEMPTING to kill yourself, how can you be alive? How can you possibly fuck up something as simple as killing yourself?

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>>37007210
A-Anon. Are you actually autistic??

>>37007063
>drove drunk and tripping on research chemicals the wrong way down a motorway
>woke up in my car at my house
>turns out I got in my car and started it, then idled it until it ran out of gas and fell asleep.
My attempt was just a hallucination

>>37007210
holy kek this is killing me

Attempted suicide once
Died once a while ago from blood loss
Still suicidal

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>>37008059
at least you won't have to do it yourself

Attempted once 10 years ago. I am no longer suicidal

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>>37007063
me sorta, I decided to purposely walk from my house all the way to woods in the middle of nowhere and eventually die from dehydration ( i live in the desert)

Before I even made it out of the city, my feet hurt like fuck, so I wussed out and took the bus back home.

I am actually pretty proud for making it so far.

I was in a Coma and on Life support for about a week.

Not a suicide attempt.

Was surreal experience. Can go into details if anyone wants.

>>37009640
Yeah sure, let me just comfy in bed and switch to my phone :3

>>37007170
>meet guy
>"l've attempted suicide 16 times and it's all recorded so l can't get away with it.."
>"how did you fail so many times ?"
>"l don't know l think that the pills weren't strong enough"

If you're gonna kill yourself at least use an efficient method.

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>>37009721

I basically fell asleep one night and slipped into a coma.

It is a bit like a dream, except it just goes on and on and on. Experiencing something like this completely changes your perspective.

Basically, you feel helpless. Its a really weird feeling, but it is similar to being helpless and confused. I remember being in a dream state, and I was at some sort of basic training camp. I would keep imagining myself climbing something or crawling through something and it would be really painful and hard (probably due to what was happening to me physically) but I couldn't stop doing it, I was forced to keep going.

I can't really explain this well, but its understandable why people believe in hell or heaven. It really felt like hell, being trapped in pain without knowing why/how/where, and not knowing when it will ever stop, not even knowing about existing. I had no concept of me, I couldn't work out was happening. This is why I say its like a dream.

Maybe not so comfy but eh. Don't commit suicide. There are far worst feels out their then being ugly

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>>37007063
I'm going to do it next weekend when my parents are away on vacation, i just hope i can get a nitrogen tank without issue because i hear most shops ask you basic questions about what it'll be used for before they sell it.

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>>37007210
the body is surprisingly resiliant

If you fail to kill yourself, you probably didn't want to die in the first place

It's the same reason men successfully kill themselves at a much higher rate than women. Women just dont have the guts or willpower to actually want to die, men will always take the methods that work when they want to die like hanging or gun.


If you try to kill yourself and fail, you didn't want to die anyways.

>>37008643
>choosing a painful way to die
Fucking retarded, of course you will puss out.

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>>37007063
Never attempted it, though I did have this weird lucid dream where I hung myself over my bed, woke up as I started hanging, one of the strangest experiences in my life.

>>37010243
I have a reoccurring dream where I fall a long distance and wake up right as I hit the ground

it's calling to me

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>>37010187
also 95% of the world will try to stop you and they're too late they'll resuscitate you if you're in the process of dying.

>>37007210
How do you know? You have never tried it before, otherwise you wouldn't be posting here

>>37007210
suicidal people aren't typically the most rational and capable specimen.

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>>37008643
i am proud of you anon.

Muted for 2 secs.

>>37008643
>i live in the desert
what country are you in?

>>37010101
Just tell them you wanna test it on your car.

>>37008643
>>37010224
Dehydration isnt painful, after the 3rd day your body stops giving out signals for food and water. The only thing you should do is rinse your mouth and put wet tissues on the lips.
>Source: me

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>>37010359
what part of the car do i use it for? the exuse i have in my head now is that I was just gunna say i'm using it for my welding kit (don't actually have one)

>>37010201
I don't want to hang myself, it is spooky and will hurt. There are no guns here.

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>>37007063
I attempted to hang myself.
When the rope pressed very hardly on my throat, i couldn't breath anymore and my body began gesticulating until i felt on the ground.

The survival instinct is so strong once it kicks in. I am still suicidal, though i don't think i will try to actively kms next time.

>>37010417
Remember anon, suicide is to be used as a last resort.
Nevermind what i said, cars use liquid nitrogen not the gaz one.

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>>37010551
>suicide is to be used as a last resort.
I know, but im 98% sure that in the future I'll never get married and have a happy life, so ending it now is the most rational decision i can make.

>>37010676

Are you going to at least hire a prozzie before you go?

>>37010710
too autistic, will probably embarress myself as soon as we start talking

>>37010456
What about wrist slitting when you're drunk?