femanon feelz

Periods are hot though.
>tfw barely any porn featuring it

Cool.

>had birthday this week, not celebrated in any way
>classmate asks if I want to go to an organised party, I'll treat it as a delayed birthday thing
>go and pre drink, low key hyped because it's my first night out in years
>get to line at the club
>"oh anon, I didn't realise but you can't buy the tickets here, sooo..."
>"that's cool, I'll go to X friend's house" (lie)
>go to the park and try sober up a bit
>get sad

>>37006000
you are worthless apart from your cunt

>>37006135
>low key
>hyped
>friends
>club
Why are you here and why are you complaining?

>shave and get ready for all-day masturbation sessions
>even do enema because why not anal
>everything is scrubbed and ready to go
>stealth period

this has happened twice only, but i usually get ample warning i'm gonna start

>>37006135
it's a club and you're a woman. Unless you are old, fat, or ugly they'll let you in

Kys so you don't get tempted to make a display of your retardation again

>>37006146
And what exactly do you have to offer?

>>37006000
Is that good or a bad thing?

>>37006135
That just sounds like they wanted to ditch you wtf

>>37006175
The satanic blood rituals gotta arrive before you do the dirty deed

>>37006218
a hard cock to put in your cunt

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>find BF wearing my clothes
>now he wants me to cuck him
hmph

>>37006268
Which is worthless, dicks are a dime a dozen. That was a rhetorical question: you have nothing to offer.

>>37006281
That sounds gay. I'd be worried.

>>37006110
This.
f
dasfdsa

My last girlfriend seemed to especially want it when she was on her period. Which was fine with me, since who cares about a little menstrual blood on your cock/condom? There's a distinctive smell, when a girl's on her period, but it isn't bad or anything.

>>37006312
>worthless
>a dime a dozen
>worth a little over 0.8 cents
stupid fucking roastie lmao cant even count

>>37006315
he tore my fave panties with his fat ass

period sex is great imo, im always super horny and who cares about a bit of blood?

God damn it I want a dog friend. Cats are too independent and it's more obvious that they use you.

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Hey there,

Diplomat from /literallyanyotherboard/

Ya'll are some sad motherfuckers

>>37006000
post pics of your moonblood

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>>37006000
checked

What does a girl's period taste like?
I've tasted human blood but never a girl's period.

>>37006000
>tfw no maternal instinct at all
All the men I've ever dated freak me out by talking about wanting children, but I just don't. What's wrong with me?

>>37006573
I don't see the problem with that.
You don't want to have child and you just want a cozy relationship.

>>37006573
>Woman who doesn't want children
Then just what use are you, cunt?

>>37006603
More use than you, I imagine.

>>37006573
>>37006603
This, dated a girl and found out she didn't want kids, huge turn off, had to break up with her

Basically saying "hey, I can barely take care of myself and don't want us to have all those loving memories of raising out children. Let's just go die and be old and shit"

>>37006607
Being a man I am already of more use than she is.

A woman that does not want kids is literally useless.

LITERALLY

>>37006632
I can take care of myself fine. I earn a lot, am self sufficient and have my own house. I just don't want to have children, don't want to bring them into a shitty world and don't want my body to be fucked up. I have no innate desire to breed that overrides my intellectual reasons to not have children.

>>37006175
Doesn't rule out the anal

>>37006652
I'm a doctor, pay taxes, save lives, vote etc. I contribute to society just as much as anyone else and considerably more than some.
What do you do?

>>37006713
Math major, any job I want, 300k starting.

>>37006573
I don't care if my woman doesn't want to have kids desu. I hate kids too.

>>37006719
>Math major, any job I want, 300k starting.
Evidence for that? Why do you get 300k starting?
Also, what exactly would you contribute to society?

>>37006686
"I have no innate desire to breed that overrides my intellectual reasons to not have children"

H-o-l-y SHIT
Do you have some fucking fedoras and name your vibrators?
Go trim your neckbeard

>>37006573
>All the men I've ever dated freak me out by talking about wanting children, but I just don't.
At least you get that conversation out of the way early.
I know a lot of people who have been with somebody for years, under the impression they both wanted children at some point, and it turns out one of them doesn't.

>What's wrong with me?
Most Jewish influence on our society and culture.

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>>37006719
>300k starting

original content

>>37006607
**tips fedorette**

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>>37006719
found the summerfag.

>>37006713
Wow really a female doctor browsing r9k

how old are you and what brings you here ma'am?

>>37006740
stupid roastie thinks this is serious and not a joke! wow so women really do have smaller brains

>>37006573
Nothing. It's normal not to want kids. They're a huge burden on you, and unpleasant too.

>>37006775
>how old are you and what brings you here ma'am?
I've been coming here since I was a teen, and basically got so angry at myself for being a fuckup I made myself do something with my life.

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>>37006740
>>37006745
>>37006770
Newfag alert! Newfag alert!
Please lurk moar next time before posting.

>>37006778
>jokes on you i was only pretending haha!

>>37006770
That's no way to introduce yourself.

>>37006812
I knew about the math meme. I just wanted to give him a (you) cause it makes me laugh every time I see it.

>>37006344
That's what I'm saying. Folks can just lay down a towel if they're worried about a mess.

>>37006803
How is that going for you? Are you an actual doctor or still in college?

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>femanon feelz
>Literally just a thread jerking off a narcissist

>>37006885
I can smell the original jealousy from here

>>37006885
a narcissist who posts no pics, and is anonymous and unresponsive?

Femanons are superior beings

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>>37006899
>critizism
>"ur just jealous"

Where'd you come from, Justin biebers comment section

>>37006910
She's pretty fucking responsive.

>>37006926
Keep telling yourself you aren't jealous, buddy.

>>37006926
Fair enough. I guess I wasn't paying attention to her responses.

>>37006899
>>37006926
>>37006940

whiteknights kys pls

>>37006840
Actual doctor.

>>37007018
Jelly jelly chu jelly

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>>37007054
are you actually still lurking this near dead thread waiting for someone to respond negatively so you could respond "jelly"

I'm not having any feels related to my fucking vagina, just a shitty headache and feeling down, if that counts.

>>37007082
Apparently you're still here and as jealous as ever. Kek

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>>37007054

go suck your own dick, kid.

>>37007119
Chu jelly cannot be used as an item on its own. Jelly jelly

>>37006146
Fantastic fucking post. Good prosody and everything.

>>37007115
You didn't really answer my question though

>>37006000
But that makes your period easier, with the blood not sticking to the hairs and drying like that. Shit hurts.

>>37006325
Levels of testosterone increase around that time (hence the anger), making women generally want it more around that time.

>>37007168
No need to, Jellyboy

>>37007143
The fuck does chu jelly even do in the games? I got like 30 jelly things

>>37006175
You put more effort into masturbation than my wife put into our wedding night.

>>37006281
He's not a man.

>>37006573
Still trying to convince my wife that we don't need kids.
She just seems to be planning because it's just what's done.

>>37007262
It makes potions.

>>37006573
I'm with you there, but from the other side. I'm in my early 30s and can't seem to meet women that aren't looking for a father for their kids. (Well, aside from the daddy issues teenage/early 20s girls that have suddenly started paying attention to me, but they're too much trouble.)

>trying to cum
>normally have no problems but suddenly can't
>start choking myself
>cum
I can't wait to get beaten.

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>>37007480
I bought shackles and a gag for myself and it's crazy how much easier it makes orgasming.

>>37007480
>>37007548
Why can't my wife be like you.

>>37007594
Well I don't know about >>37007480 but I'm a dyke so I doubt you'd want to wife me really.
If you mean BDSM stuff generally, have you ever brought it up? I think lots of people would at least be interested in trying it. And most women are submissive after all.

>>37007594
I have a daddy, he's not around to beat me though. It sucks. Is your wife really vanilla? Have you tried introducing stuff to her?

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>>37007266
>having a WIFE

reeeeeeeee

>>37006439
like fish and stink and blood

>>37007619
>>37007634
I've tried, she's staunchly against it.

Like, silk ribbon bondage is too much.

Previous girlfriend was ridiculously kinky, bought herself clover nipple clamps.

>>37007708
I'm sorry to hear that anon. I guess not everyone's kinky. I wouldn't say it's super important to me personally (and lolvirgin anyway so who cares) but I'd still prefer it to have a gf who's into a bit of BDSM too.

>>37007681
>fish
I want to suck a used tampon rn

>>37007735
I didn't think it was a big deal, until we got married and it really hit home.
I place a lot of intimacy in sex, and not being able to be me with her or feel desired by her really makes me feel shit.

>>37006439
Ever had not quite cured blood sausage?
Combine that with sex stank/mustyness depending on the level of hygiene involved.

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>>37007769
>not being able to be me with her
Yeah when you say it like that it sounds really shitty, I'm sorry anon.
I'm always kinda surprised how passionately against something they've never even tried people can be.

>>37007784
jesus CHRIST why do you know this

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>>37006778
>hahaha i was only pretending to be retarded
origionoloioi

>>37007800
Yeah, but if I have to coerce or convince her to get her to that point, it wouldn't be what I want either.

I saw another anon in the same position post last week, there's a difference between being desired and being sated.

>>37007810
I love going down on girls and last girlfriend called me on it during on of her depression spells.
Told that bitch I'd drink her blood, and so I did, but it was a lot more dried/curdled blood than fresh - blood clots stick to beards BTW.

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>>37007871
Well, discussing it isn't necessarily coercion. Maybe she'll come around. I mean. Who doesn't like being helpless and at someone's mercy once in a while, right?

>>37007909
Her, apparently.

We have discussed it, and she's just completely against it, I'm sure if I pressed the issue she might try it, but I don't want that (con/noncon is one thing, being an abusive arsehole is another).

>>37007957
Well, then I applaud you for putting your sexual satisfaction behind her comfort. You're a good husband but I still feel bad for you.

>>37007994
Thanks, I don't know if I'm going to be able to stick it out though.

I want to make it work, but being in this position just reaffirms how important sexual compatibility is.

>>37008066
Yeah it definitely is. Almost makes me glad I'm gonna end up as an old cat lady.
But maybe there's a chance, I mean people change and I've heard getting more adventurous in the bedroom as time goes on is pretty standard.

>>37008094
There's a slight chance, but to give you an idea - my tamest fetish is a a girl masturbating as she sucks me off.
She will not even do that.

>>37008135
...how can she even resist that though? I'm pretty sure I couldn't not touch myself if I ever got to give oral. I figured everyone feels that way desu.
Honestly I don't understand some people.

>>37008135
>my tamest fetish is a a girl masturbating as she sucks me off.
>She will not even do that.
Jesus, she's vanilla. I hope you can stick it through anon. What will she do then?

>Finally do the laundry
>Get period the moment they're done
Happens all the time

>>37008162
You have no idea how vanilla some people are.

Doesn't even like oral.

>>37008172
Consensual sex in the missionary position, titfuck (she doesn't enjoy that though), doggy style if we have lots of lube and I don't go too deep, blowjobs - that's about her entire sexual repertoire.

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>>37008207
Did you marry an Amish without knowing it?

>>37008207
Do you think she even enjoys sex? I kind of have to wonder.

>>37008207
Has she had some sort of traumatic experience with sex or something?

>>37006331
Not her but stop being so autistically hung up on idioms

>>37006000
>tfw boyfriend turned out to have a giantess fetish
what did I do to deserve this should I dump him he's into creepy stuff

>>37008244
Post your tits you absolute fucking whore

>>37008244
>giantess
>creepy
you're too innocent for this world.

>>37008244
At least it wasn't a foot fetish. Footfags are the worst.

>>37008244
Doesn't seem like a valid reason to dump, everyones got kinks and it's not like he's forcing you step on his face

>>37008220
Italian girl, raised in a half evangelical half catholic household.
She's religious, but it doesn't affect her daily life.

>>37008224
Well I know she cums, she doesn't cum from penetration, but she does from clitoral stimulation, and I spend a lot of time on that before and after intercourse.

>>37008229
Not as far as I know, and after a few years together, I'd hope she wouldn't hide anything from me.

>>37008288
>>37008294
no he's into that too
over the last half a year together found out he's into pretty much anything that gets posted on /d/ but this is the first I found out about his unrealistic fetishes

>>37008301
>catholic
Well, that answers that. sorry for your lots

>>37008301
Long shot but does her name start with a G? That story sounds awfully familiar.
Either way sorry to hear that.

>>37008244
Whilst I don't get giantess shit, the very he's going to do it make you wear a sumo costume to bed once or twice.

Footfags are honestly more trouble than vore/giantism.

>>37008315
>unrealistic fetishes
Who cares about unrealistic fetishes? As long as he does what you like in the bedroom. There are a lot of things I fap to but wouldn't care to actually do.

>>37008315
What I meant was that unless hes forcing you to act out his fetishes then I dont see a problem

>>37008316
Well, I wouldn't call her catholic, but she was raised partially in that environment.
>>37008324
Her maiden name did.

>>37008344
No, I was talking about first name. Phew, would've been too weird anyway.

>>37008353
I know one of her highschool friends is a Seagull, so I wouldn't be surprised if I bump her here.

>>37008315
>Footfag
(F)

>>37008334
>Have BDSM piss fetish.
McFucking kill me.

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>>37006000
Don't Boast the Roast, Femnormie

Sage

>>37006281
>BF
Get the fuck out of my board.

>>37008644
>tfw no one else is into bloodplay.

>>37008698
I am
but only if I'm making the guy bleed

>>37008737
>but only if I'm making the guy bleed
are you a grill
you can do that to me if you want

>>37008737
How do you feel about blood mixed with KY as lube?

>>37008757
it always comes down to this

why does anybody even bother, the odds of an e-girl wanting to pursue a random relationship that also lives in your state is pretty much zero

another day being a fujoshi neet and accomplishing nothing

hooray...

>>37008772
blood coagulates
sounds like trying to use it as lube is a bad idea

Anyone here have any experience with extended stays at mental health hospitals? I hate my life but don't have the courage to kms. I figured being admitted into a psych ward for a few years would be a step up.

>>37008822
If you're a fujoshi can I send you pictures of me kissing a man.

>>37008865
>psych ward
>few years
Even if you actually tried to kill yourself you'd be there a few weeks, maybe months at the most. They'd basically just get you medicated and stable and out the door. There's no such thing as a vacation from life.

>>37008822
oh! i got dubs
im gonna pretend thats an accomplishment

>>37008878
eh, 3dpd desu
unless ur both really cute

>>37008898
Yeah I know people tend to just stay there for a few weeks but I'm looking for something long term. I'm willing to pretend to be severely mentally ill if needed.

>>37008878
Can i see too

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>>37006110
>>37006324
>periods are hot
it really, really isn't

>>37008936
I am a man of refined tastes

>>37008698
I've never tried it with anyone else but it's kinda hot

>>37008845
Mixed into KY it doesn't too much, oil based lubes tend to cause it to coagulate pretty quickly.

>>37008936
periods stop nothing but a sentence.

>>37008936
Better than being a footfag.

>>37009072
lemme licc ur toes

>>37008926
They would put you on medications that could potentially have permanent and terrible side effects, so that really doesn't seem worth it to me.

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>>37009252
go on, fuccboi
It won't lick itself

>>37008865
Eh, try a few weeks and a fucked up life.
If you want permanent care, kill a dude.

>>37008315
Shitting dick nipples?

How is this comment not original?

>>37008135
Bruh... What even is she?

>>37008094
So if I want a sex crazy girlfriend I gotta court a cat lady?

>>37010482
Definitely. There's nobody hornier than virgin cat ladies.
Shame I'm a dyke.

>>37010541
>There's nobody hornier than virgin cat ladies
Seconding this as a virgin cat lady. But I'm also a dog lady.

>>37010541
impossible, first lesbians would exist before you could be a lesbian

>>37010559
Ostensibly, what are the differences?
Would you do ass to mouth for the right guy?

>>37010559
I have a doggo too actually.

>>37010572
Oh yeah, silly me.

>>37010594
>Would you do ass to mouth for the right guy?
Enthusiastically yes.

>>37010673
>I have a doggo too actually.
What kind of doggo?

>>37010686
What is the appeal of licking someone's butthole really

>>37010686
be my ass to mouth gf

>>37010720
Ass to mouth is fucking a girl in the ass and then having her suck your dick fag

>>37010686
A Western Highland Terrier. He's a total qt.

>>37010686
How do you feel about painplay?

>>37010720
I don't think you know what ass to mouth is.

>>37006281
date me instead pls

>>37010720
See
>>37010734
It's mainly about eroticized humiliation.
Most of the time an enema is performed beforehand, so it's clean, but the important part is the humiliation.

T F W
F
W

NOT EVEN
ONE
OF THESE "FEMBOTS"
WOULD DATE ME

>>37010798
Describe yourself.
Be honest.

>>37010720
Because it makes them feel good?

>>37010745
Aww, what's his name? I have a big golden. Do you consider yourself a cat lady or are you on the fence like me?

>>37010750
I made this post >>37007480 which I think says it all.

>>37010781
I poop on a plate. Then I run water over it. Would you eat dinner off that plate?

>>37010819
Would you fuck a dog - trying to find limits here.

>>37010830
Were I a sub and that was a part of the play, sure.

>>37010815
>23 yo
>6'4 FUCKING LANKLET
>steady job
>no life outside of work

if only i wasnt a lanklet i could have been a normie

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>>37010819
I'm a bit on the fence. We have two cats too, Norwegian forest cats. They're nearly bigger than the doggo, lel. His name is Levi.

>>37008233
>whiteknighting betafag permavirgin KEK detected

>>37010860
Nope. Other things I don't like include poop and age play (eg. pretending to be a toddler).

>>37010897
10/10 would give pats to. I had to look up that breed of cat, they have such lovely coats! Requesting kot pics if you will.

>>37010923
I don't have any cat pics on my phone, sorry. But rest assured they're super cute (although kinda bitches to my doggo sometimes)

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>>37010923
I have a cat and she's objectively better than anyone else's

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>>37011050
my cat is best

>>37011101
no my cat is the best
objectively
if you disagree you're wrong

>>37011210
oh boy you're so wrong

man i wish i could see a femanons pussy
if ya know what i mean

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>>37011255
Does your cat have feet THIS cute?

>>37011321
I don't follow your train of thought here.

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>>37011362
>footfag/furry
REEEEEEEEEEE

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>>37011389
>this jealous of qt cat feet that you ad hominem
told you mine was objectively cuter

bf's cat comes in second place

I hate feminism. I hate hate hate hate feminism. It's literally a brainwashing product for the masses created by the Jews. Feminism is against our nature, stops our reproduction and makes our lives miserable. Feminism is not your fucking friend.

I do believe in equality, but men and women are born differently. We are not 100% biological identical and therefor we shouldn't be treated 100% the same.

Feminism makes us ugly, fat and pathetic. Both girls and guys. It's rare to meet someone that actually takes care of its appearance. Feminism is the reasons behind this board culture. Feminism is the reason there are fewer and fewer whites in Europe. Feminism is the reason everyone is so fucking childish and slutty. Feminism is the reason for the over-sexualized society. Feminism is soon the reason for legalization of pedophilia. I HATTEEEE FEMINISM


I'm going to move to Poland

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>>37011424
Post a picture of your VAGINA!!! Holy shit!

also i hate basic people

the worst kind of people

this whole thread just reinforces my belief that females are the most garbage of people

>>37008898
The only sure way to get committed long term is to do something criminally insane like trying to kill someone, but you'd more likely end up in prison. Otherwise, hospitals are too expensive, even the state-run ones. You end up there a couple of weeks until they determine you are no longer a threat to yourself or others and then they let you out.

If you are seriously contemplating suicide, don't hang around a place like this where people are prone to say "kys" every few posts. Look for a good in-person support group and some online resources, like the Icarus Project. See a therapist. Get meds. Take care of yourself. Mental health is deadly serious.

>>37010923
Tame.

How about piss play?

>>37011389
That has to be, objectively, the worst possible entry on the fetish matrices.

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>>37011480
i have listened to that women while thiking the same thing....

>>37011568
Wasn't into it at first but now I love it.

>>37011690
giver or taker?
or both?

>>37011750
Preferably taker but wouldn't mind giving.

>tfw it's your strongest fetish to lick a girl off and get nothing back
Are there fembots who would actually like a relationship like that.

>>37006000
>bf is horny
>I'm horny
>He want to lick me out
>Haven't washed in days and pussy stinks
>Say I have a headache
>Crisis averted

Jew rubbing hands.jpg

>>37011900
Would you mind if your partner lick your sweaty boot dry after a long day of working out?

>>37012017
I will assume you meant booty, and yes. Only if he shoves my face into his sweaty armpit or crotch after working out though.

>>37011987
or maybe you shouldve told him that you want to take a shower first
sounds more like you didnt want to get fugged to me

>>37011987
how stinky? like fish stinky?
would totally eat that.

>>37011987
>femanon cucks herself
good stuff famalam

>>37006573
You're dating the wrong kind of men. I don't ever want kids, not that I am offering myself because I've been hardcore gay for years due to spite towards women but I know a bunch of guys specifically looking for women to never have kids with while still in a relationship

>>37006000
>periods WITH pubes
What is wrong with you? Pubeless periods are the best and the most hygienic

>>37012352
Don't you love the feeling of your pubes clumping together into a bloody, matted mess

>>37011923
Duh.
Unfortunately I'm gay

>>37012607
Obviously the question was for civilised people only.

While it would be really nice to have a GF and know her and all that, society has taught me I'm as disposable as the next guy. Not really enthusiastic unless I can find someone who will put up with me.

>>37012607
I had a semi-long term relationship with a lesbian who only used me for oral.

I'm submissive so it was basically my dream scenario. I didn't get anything in return and never got off. She was 100% gay, so it wasn't even some fake shit where I took my dick out or got to have a say about what we did. She straight up treated me like a mindless mouth robot.

I will never be that happy ever again.

>>37012840
That's crazy, but cool that it worked out for you both. Why'd you stop?

>tfw marrying in a few months once he gets all the papers to move here from the US
>I will finally be able to see him everyday until one of us kicks the bucket
I'm incredibly happy but at the same time a little worried, I hope we won't change after marriage

>>37012924
how long have you known him?

>>37012924
Question, do you meet his needs in bed?

>>37012924
>I hope we won't change after marriage
Prepare for the ride.

Also,
>tfw another euro fembot is taken by a burger

You eurofembots need to advertize yourself better, there's tons of euro robots here who want a gf.

>>37013070
Since 2012

>>37013130
Yes, when we're together I tuck him in every night and tell him a story, plus I don't snore

>>37013300
So, diaper fetish eh?

>>37013360
You'd think he would have the weirdest fetishes as he's someone I've met through 4chan, but no he's only into tame stuff surprisingly

>>37013621
If you think he only likes tame shit, then he's not telling you about the crazy shit.

>>37013621
Would you still marry him if you found out he's into loli?

>>37013673
Lolis are cute! CUTE!
There aren't fetishes I have strong opinions about, so we can talk about it if one day he discovers he's into crossdressing or scat

>>37014149
>crossdressing or scat
another innocent one

>>37014149
Sticks to bricks, would you eat a bite of shit to satiate him - if only just once?

Why do these normalfags post on this board again. These posts literally make me want to kill myself.
I also want to be a doctor.

>>37014539
No, but I'd pay a prostitute to do it for him, if he were into illegal stuff we could travel to another country for a week or two

>>37014731
Good answer, definitely wife material.

>>37014704
Just pretend everything I've been saying is a lie or pretend he's been cheating on me with his grandma or something

>>37014731
>willing to get cucked by a prostitute
It looks like you're totally in love. How Chad is he?

>>37014731
Would you travel to vietnam so he could fuck a child?

>>37015050
Toddler, preteen or teen?

Or full AWWWWWRITE?

>>37015129
All. Raping a baby to death. Why not. And then a few preteens.

>>37008865
I stayed at one for around 6 weeks
it gets old fast

>friends are long distance/rare now. only people that i talk to are people that arent my age because the people my age dont live in my area.
>guy i lost my virginity to gave me herpes. i like a guy and i think he likes me back but he told someone he would never date a person with an std so feelsbadman
>no job. crashing at moms place. shes a horder and the house is disgusting. im tired of cleaning up after her.
godammit i needed this thread. ive been feeling like shit recently but im taking a week of me time to turn my life around. thnx anon <3

>>37015129
>full AWWWWWRITE
I like you.

>>37015030
He was a kissless virgin back in the days, but more importantly I-I'm not a cuck if I'm the one paying for the service!

>>37015050
As long as I have a place to stay and good food... Shit I'd totally be a cuck even if he let his beef wild on a kid wouldn't I?

In the end I get cucked in both cases
Is this what being in a relationship really means? You lose, whatever happens, you can't win and the only way to free yourself from the loop is to break the relationship, but being alone is no good for me
It seems I have lost

>>37015567
Where do I find pushover girls like you who would pay for their boyfriends pedo urges? I'm in Europe and you should've been with me.

You're in an abusive relationship if that happens desu senpai

>>37015567
>Not a cuck if I'm paying for the service.
It actually means you're both a cuck and a paypig.

>>37012840
Let me sit on your face anon. Suck on my clit nice and hard

>>37015735
I wouldn't pay to go to vietnam wtf, if he's the one who wanna go he'll have to pay for us, he's a good boy who dindu nuffin he deserves good things
I'd pay for the whore only because I'd enjoy the show

>>37006000
Isn't that a good thing since you wouldn't get blood on your hair?

>>37006182
It was a ticketed thing, definitely not just try and sneak in thing.

>>37006171
Because of all the words around the key ones you picked out?

I'm at uni and decided to go to a party for the first time in weeks even though I hate them.
I'm not great at getting on with other girls because I can't relate to them, I can't dance and I hate bitching.
So I went outside to sit on my own and this guy came up to me, looked like he uses 4chan. Turned out he studies maths, so I drunkenly blurted out 'I bet you love 4chan!' and turns out he comes on this board.

We were getting on really well, the first person who's spoken sense in a long while. I wanted to be friends so badly.

By the end of the night, he got very creepy. Touching me, following me around, and whispering 'your boyfriend doesn't exist' and 'lets go fuck' and he started dragging me away trying to force me into bed.
I yelled to my friend for help, and she kicked him out.

Moral: never speak to robots.
Drunk men don't take no for an answer

>>37006355
Wrong thread femsempfamalam