whats bothering you today? i want to have a baby so so so so

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are you a grill? pls be my gf

I can't sleep because I'm hungry.
I'm hungry because I don't have any food.
I don't have any food because I'm too tired, poor, and depressed to go grocery shopping.

aww anon you made me feel sad

I'm really tired today I didn't get much sleep and fapped twice and so I have no energy and just feel awful. Going to have a nap and see if that does anything

im not gonna be able to pay rent. im going to have to take out a loan or something but i dont think im even eligible for one. i keep trying but its getting me nowhere. i dont know what to do except maybe scrape together what little money i do have for a gun and end it

I went to the shooting range and on my first shot I said to the guy next to me hey look I just shot got a bulleye on my first shot and he said no you didn't unless that x in the middle isn't supposed to be there and then I realized that I imagined it and didn't actually hit the paper at all.

Then I put my next two shots on the bulleye through the same hole but it ruined my entire day.

>>37005724
I HAVE A PRESENTATION DUE ON THURSDAY AND I DON'T EVEN KNOW WHAT THE FUCK I'M DOING IT ON AND THE STRESS IS MAKING MY TINNITUS WORSE AND I'M UNABLE TO THINK BECAUSE OF IT.

>>37005724
Yeah I plan on adopting a child when I'm financially stable. I'll most likely never have a wife but I do want one so that the child doesn't have a single parent.

A friend got away with rape. I got into a car accident driving home the hospital didn't do anything about it. I even asked to see a therapist, I even told my parents. Him and his girlfriend moved to another state.

My phone is broken and I can't text my oneitis and she is expecting a call.

Also I feel guilty about getting head from a trap

>>37005848
You got raped or did he rape someone else?

>>37005836
It's even harder for a single man to adopt than for a robot to get a gf.

>>37005883
I'm willing to take those chances

>>37005724
post pick, impregnating someone is my fetish

>>37005724
I'm the quiet weirdo at work and today one of my coworkers who I've literally never talked to tried initiating a conversation. I completely avoided eye contact and just waved it off. I must have looked like such a dick. Also I realized "how are you" is rhetorical and saying "good" like I usually do makes me look dumb.

I say retarded shit all the time. I have a good job and a fiancee but I hate myself because I embarrass myself on a daily basis and ruminate constantly.

Goddamn women are all whores, every single fucking one of them

>>37005911
>Also I realized "how are you" is rhetorical and saying "good" like I usually do makes me look dumb.
God fucking damn it
How the fuck was I supposed to know that
Fucking normie cunts and their stupid social bullshit I want them to all burn in hellfire

>>37006064
"good" is the typical response they expect.

mfw tell them "it could bet better" every time

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>>37005731
ok i doubt anyone from this town is here

there are two ways this can go:

ill become the next "would you" meme and you are disgusted, if thats the case; im sorry

or you could think well thats not TOO bad, you attention whoring roastie reee but i can explain why it is ive been bullied and left alone for being ugly and weird for 10 years. if i go out a lot of people point at me and laugh at me, sometimes i disgust people so much they flip me off so i dont. its really scary and sad times. i have no contacts besides the doctor, my psychiatrist and my mom. im not willingvto even try, talking to people in private or public is really hard and its not worth the struggle. im dead before im 25, no babies for me.
also i tried to look a little bit less of an monster, so this is not 100% what i usually look like in other peoples eyes, but you can see many flaws anyway.

holy shit this is long i am so sorry i will never do that again

i also dont want any "reee you could just improve,and go out, do you have any idea how much harder it is for ugly guys?" comments because i already know. i may be an ugly ass motherfucker but i am not an ignorant stacey

>>37006297
I think you accidentally posted a picture of your little sister, OP

>>37006297
How fucking old are you?

original content

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>>37006317
what????? im the only kid on the ward, my sister is hundreds of miles away

>>37006332
im 18 i swear!!! do i look like a 40-year old baby or what

pls no very much bully

>>37006375
You look like you're fourteen to be honest.

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>>37006388
oh so thats what its all about. well its better than looking 38 i guess. all 14 year old finnish girls are either watching arttu lindemans videos on youtube or trying to escape an institution.

>>37006451
How did you think you looked above the age of 20?

You don't look old at all.

Having babies and contributing to overpopulation is for fucking normies. Babies are nothing but money sucking, smelly and noisy parasites.

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>>37005828
how about you make a presentation on mental health? its such a huge subject and most people on here most likely know the basics. or bunnies?

Let's get married and have kids. I could do with child benefit bennies. I'll even provide the paper bag if you are that ugly

>>37006375
>18
>want to have a baby
pick one

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>>37006510
man i dont know really desu

i just remembered today is mothers day
god bless good mothers

>>37006619
You don't look bad at all.
I'm sure you'll be able to find a good man and he'll give you children in the future.

Good luck, anon!

Sometimes I miss people I used to talk to online... but if I still talked to them I wouldn't have anything to say, at least not that they'd be interested in. Can't deny that it gets lonely though.

>>37006619
Normie scum

oregano

>>37006297
You are actually very cute to me, are you wearing much makeup?

I hope you can learn to love yourself because the way you talk about yourself is the way I used to.

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>>37006590
i wanted to have a baby since day 1063
it must be the 50% of my blood talking, gypsies are always in a hurry to marry, steal, make babies and dance

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>>37006671
dont you ever call me that again i hate normies they ruined my life

>>37006297
you look average and I wouldn't bat an eye if I saw you in the streets desu. if you were in shape ud prolly b qt

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>>37006653
thank you so much
>>37006672
WOW thank you
no i dont wear any, i dont see the point

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>>37006769
apu is so cute
and so are you

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>>37006733
thank you im working on it, i already lost 12kg. im not gonna die a fatty, thats for sure.

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>>37006787
look here is a kiwi one. always use it when talking to kiwi friends.

See OP, you just needed a little confidence boost.

You don't look ugly at all.

>>37006793
keep up the good work robot kun~ u can do it

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>>37006818
and thank you to you too
>>37006856
yes!! i can do this! and so can you, you can do anything you want to do, unless it is impossible!!

happy mothers day to all mothers and wannabe-mothers and people with mothers

LDR of 3 years, previously met, shut me out without warning a week ago.

I feel somehow paralyzed and insanely volatile at the same time. I took something today and can't think straight now, jittery as hell. I'm oddly grateful because I've wanted to sever all my emotional connections a long time ago (avoidant), and with this it's probably going to happen. Gets easier every time.

>>37006297
you are such a cutie :)

>>37006985
God I realized how stupidly teenage-drama whiney that came off as. Sorry.

It is true that I've been good at remaining detached with almost all friends except this one person, and now that attachment isn't going to be fed either.

>>37005724
I'll put a baby in you, OP

>>37006297
I think you're good-looking, makeup or no, since your cheeks are one of your best features IMO.

>>37006297
Not even ugly at all.
Probably a bit overweight, but that's fixable.
I'd have children with you if you weren't mentally ill.

This is why I can never trust women's own perception of their appearance.
They're always saying that they're ugly, and they look fine.
But I know the one time a girl says that and I call her bluff she'll be deformed or something.

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OP you are a qt but it makes me sad that its so easy for girls to get compliments but not guys. why the fuck do women have it so easy? its not fair

>>37006297
I SENSE CUTE HANDS

POST HANDS

>>37005724
I learned at dinner today that a cousin of mine hung himself. It bothered me but I didn't think too much about it, until I realized just who it was.

Last I saw him, he made me a Doctor Who shirt. It was around the time Scott Pilgrim was gonna come out. He was a little autistic but he was a good guy.

I feel awful now.

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>>37005724
I've been telling friends online lies about my life so they don't know how much of a loser i really am in real life

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>>37007215
Same here but with multiple personas at once
The real me doesn't even exist anymore I don't think
I've lived the lives of about 6 different people

I also have an essay due tomorrow that I haven't started and will fail the class because of it resulting in me repeating my final year

>>37007566
Which also means I will become an even bigger laughing stock

Everyone is having sex but me.

I don't really wanna have sex. I don't mind not getting laid. I just hate that I'm the only one not doing it. Feel like some kind of alien.

>>37007615
Same. In any room of friends I'm in I become acutely aware of how I'm the only virgin in the room and it makes me insecure as all fuck.

I still see it as something I should fall into naturally, but to do that I'd have to become a fucking normie and I'm still pretty far out from that camp.

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>>37007099
yeah, it sucks, i wish that wasnt the case. i will always compliment an insecure robot, especially the boys since the girls get complimented so much more.

my moms ex man got beaten up by his new girlfriend but she got away with it because she is just a harmless little woman too :^) i hate the western world of today

>>37005724
Its Prom night for my high school and the only gilr ive ever loved is going with some scrawney manlet faggot. i hate myself and ill spend tonight setti g hammered out of my mind.

>>37007760
i try to not hate women but they deserve it.

>>37007798
>oneitis going to prom with a scrawney manlet faggot

Wow, you must be fucking disgusting to look at then.

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>>37007106
not that cute at all desu. chubby hammers.

>>37007085
>>37007093
thank you SO much!!! i havent felt this okay in a while, i really appreciate your words, robots

>>37006297
U look like ur 12. Go hit the gym and fix ur skin and then no problemo u will manage to get a BF

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>>37007818
its good that you are tryin

>>37007939
do you have eczema?

>>37007939
what traits are you looking for in a bf?

>>37008010
luckily no, just dry skin and some small scars

>>37007969
thank you, sensei

Met a guy online. Went to meet him, he was really aloof the whole time and I felt like I'd wasted my time. I could cry

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>>37007939
Huomiohuora. Tiesit tarkalleen mita olit tekemassa aloittaessasi langan. Kerrot olevasi nainen ja sitten alat postailemaan kuviasi. Oksettava narsisti.

>It's a thinly veiled validation and attention orgy thread made by a fembot episode (again)

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>>37008040
i want him to be a robot so we can hold hands when going grocery shopping because we are both scared shitless.

i have no height, weight or race preference but it would be hard to be with a super skinny boy because i would be really ashamed of not being the small one.

a hairy finnish bear (man) would be perfect. id cook and clean and he could play vidya or shitpost on 4chin. and after i would be done we could play games or watch movies or anime together.

a gf would be okay too. but id like her to be somewhat sane so we could adopt.

im just dreaming, i wont be out of the ward in a long, long time.

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>>37008198
i did not know someone would ask for a picture, i didnt specify my gender in original post. but im sorry. i wish i was a boy.

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The woman of my dreams doesnt know i will meet her soon and im scared she will walk out of my life.

>>37008251
same here (I'm the "cute cheeks" poster). kills me every day. I've taken some steps towards medical transitioning but stopped before anything serious happened because I realized I was being a faget and I'll just ruin the functioning body I have now in exchange for being a cheap simulcrum with added medical conditions.

i do cry at night over this though. Friends, family, work, some degree of self-esteem, and the pain will probably never completely go away.

>>37005805
It's sad nobody responded to this. I'm struggling with rent now too anonkun. sorry I dont have any real advice besides trying to earn on menial jobs on craigslist, but hang in there anonkun.

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>>37008198
>>37008251
whoopsies i forgot this part
>oksettava narsisti
PYH ja PAH!
mie tieran et oon ihan vitun paska ihminen, MITAAN en vihaa ni paljo ku itteeni. hassu seta.

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>>37006451
>suomi
oh shid :DDDDD

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>>37008521
oh thank you and im so sorry. i wish you all thebest.


i will be replying to the other users posts later today if this isnt deleted then already. i was so busy answering to the posts replying to the post about my face i completely forgot to pay attention to the other part of the thread. i am so sorry, im a bad person but ill try to get better at this stuff.

>>37005805
oh my god that is horrible!! please hang on sweetie. you should try making some kind of "asking for donations" thingy on one of the sites dedicated to it. if a girl can raise money for coming up with the words "on fleek", i am sure you can get some help there too.

my phone is taken away again so its time to say bye bye

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>>37008557
suami on paras, vittu saatana ja heipatirallaa

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I jizzed blood yesterday. Deciding if I should test fap today to see if it is still there.

>>37006297
Don't even care how old, maladjusted or what gender you, just go wash that hair ffs.

>>37006297
You looks like a baby, you frighten me a little desu

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Failed out of school by 2% the other week. Had to lie to my family so they dont know.
Reapplying on my own today.

Also my 1 friend, the only person I talk to outside of work/school, got diagnosed with brain cancer and was told they have 6-9 months to live on friday.

I feel empty and purposeless. Everything that brought me joy has been destroyed or has left me.
Once my friend dies, my family will be my only contacts and they barely even know me.

>>37007760
>i will always compliment an insecure robot
Most of us will take that for a hidden barb in that 90% of the time, or look at you like you just told us about your daily life on Alpha Centauri. Just as fair warning.

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>>37006297
>if i go out a lot of people point at me and laugh at me, sometimes i disgust people so much they flip me off

Absolutely untrue, attention seeking, pls gib sympathy points, roastie bullshit. No one has ever done this to you and probably never will unless I see you on the street because I will now.

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>>37008750
I say go for it and if it happens again you should go to a doctor. Was it just a little bit mixed in or was it just all blood? This is honestly one of my biggest fears.

>>37009038
It was mixed. It came out like a caramel color. I did not feel like I was over rigorous or anything. Researching on Google I found that it could probably get better on its own, or be very serious.

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>>37009074
And how do you feel about those odds?

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Just coming down from some LSD I took Earlier

It's 3:37 am and I took it around 3:40 pm

Not a bad trip for my first time, I had a lot of fun desu but the only thing bothering me was the person I was with. it was her first time as well and everything was cool
she's a lesbian and it's getting hard for me to ignore my primal instincts. I think I love her but I know it's something I'll have to take to the grave

>>37009096
Since I'm under 40, my odds are optimistic. I found a few others online that's have experience the same thing and come out okay. If it continues I will go to the doctor, but it seems like every time I go they do all kinds of tests and come up with no solution. I've been to doctors for my back, I've been to the doctors for my wrist, and all the tests, the trials, physical therapy's, and they haven't been able to fix me. I think if you get hit by car I need to be put back together doctors are pretty useful, but If you've some strange thing going on they are only marginally useful.

The fact that I woke up, I wish I could sleep forever.

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>>37009144
Did you try the testfap?
>>37009129
Why are you hanging out with lesbians dont do that

>>37009186
No, I should probably try that now.

>>37009186

I don't hang out with lesbians she is literally the only one I know

She acts and looks like a regular girl though

>Tfw she tells you that her mom told her "you guys spend so much time with each other that what if you're soulmates but God messed up and made you gay"

>Tfw you have to laugh it off but really you wish it wasn't true

>>37009186
>>37009197
I still have blood in it. :o(

>some weird as fuck story
>from funland

everitiem

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>>37009231
I'm sorry anon but at this point you're doing it to yourself. At least you aren't cumming blood.
>>37009305
Fuck man I hope you get better. What were some of the "non-serious" causes?
>implying penis blood is anything less than defcon 1

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>>37009399
Thanks
>What were some of the "non-serious" causes?
Could be a popped blood vessel, or just some inflammation at the least. Worst scenario is prostate cancer.

Guess it's time to talk to my dad about the blood in my semen.

>>37006297
Why do you need to adopt a baby, just shave your head and you'll be your own baby

>>37005724
another roastie complaining. fuck off

I've got a kidney infection and the hardcore antibiotic the doctor gave me is making me nauseous, so I'm not eating. Since I stopped eating, my blood sugar is low. Since my blood sugar is low, I have a headache. Not to mention my mom is going to force me to go to her mother's day brunch even though I feel like shit.

I want to die.

>>37007116
I'm sorry man. I hope you are doing OK.

>>37008650
Are you the finnish girl I talked to on kik?
J? Are you still doing okay?

Is it social anxiety if I just decide in advance that a lot of people are boring and that I don't want to talk to them because of it? My mom keeps insisting that I have social anxiety and that I am shy, but I don't agree.

>>37008650
>>37008210
Fuck I think I know this girl. I'm >>37011065

God it's tragic what she's going through. Pure tragedy. Please hold on. Survive please.

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>>37008841
damn i just realized i havent washed it in days. thanks for reminding me. its clean now ffs.

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>>37011118
oh shit really??? who are you?

>>37011065
Oh yes!! its me
god I pissed my pants thibking it was someone from this town

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>>37011167
From kik you remember?

>>37006297
You look kinda chinky. Go date an Asian man, I assume they're into the chinky look because that's how all their women are.

>tfw I have two beautiful daughters
>tfw one is still a baby that give me baby cuddles every night

>>37011177
why are you so afraid to be found out in your town?

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>it's a totally original """fembot"" thread

>>37011193
I'm Asian and I would definitely date her if she's really 18.

>>37011208
That is ths most vile thing I have ever seen

>>37006297
>tfw living in a small poor town

>>37005724
I got to end the best friendship I ever had today

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>>37006516
t. 17 yo consumerist baby I

Also
>Overpopulation
It's not a thing, the planet is fine and society is making incredible improvements each year with resource consumption and industrial production. East Asia is overpopulated. India is overpopulated. Nigeria is overpopulated. The return of the world is not overpopulated.

>Oy VEY you white peoples must not breed together because a bunch of curryniggers 15000km away from you live in a shantytown

getting cucked by a close person yet again

>>37011478
*The rest of the world is not

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>>37009156
that day is gonna come some day, dont you worry

>>37009859
oh no, anon. thats really scary, i am crossing my fingers its nothing serious.

>>37011004
i dont know what to say, really. i dont think my words can make you feel much better, but i will be praying for you too. all the best.

>>37011077
unless you get anxious around the people, its not social anxiety.

>>37010957
sorry.

>>37008938
>absolutely untrue
you cant really say that when you dont know. i understand the "sometimes i disgust people so much they flip me off" part sounds fake. it only happened once, but it did happen. maybe i shouldnt have included it. sorry.
maybe i posted it to get sympathy or maybe it was to prove a point. i dont remember. but i want everyone to get sympathy and support, thats why i made the thread. I know i donyt deserve support or the nice comments. I had no idea there was going to be so many, most of my threads die really quickly anyway and i didnt think most people would not find my face at least a little bit disgusting.

i dont remember i dont know what i felt or feel my brain is all fuzzy but i am sorry about this mess and i wont post mt fat face after this and i dont expect any "its ok" replies

I hope you all have a good day and im sorry

>>37011774
I am going to find you irl and personally flip you off with a look of disgust on my face

wait for me

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Its mothers day and my mom passed last year in august I just wanna die I'm only 18

>>37011195
wooow that sounds amazing! god bless the little angels.

>>37011204
they would probably make fun of me i guess, nothing special.

>>37011208
nice!
>>37011399
do you want to tell more about it? what happened? im really sorry about it.

>>37011489
oh man. how about you, do you want to talk about it? I doubt my words can help but opening up can feel good sometimes

>>37011809
okay, im waiting. if you wanna beat me up thats fine too but it should be done in a more private place so you dont get arrested.

im in kajaani, finland. sotkamonkatu 13. the hospital is my home at the moment. message me on kik when you are here and ill meet you outside. my kik is kiggerusername.

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>>37011837
anon... i really dont know what to say. thats my worst fear. im sure it hurts like hell. can i help you feel better in any way??

>>37012129
You're helping all now by talking to me that's why I love the internet
I just wish she were here you know, to just spend time with. Cherish her while she's still here, anonymoo

>>37012359
You're a good catch. I wish I had a friend like you.

>>37012359
oh. i know. you just have to hold on to the good memories. at least she is at peace now.

i really hope heaven exists and we can all meet our loved ones there. that would be lovely. its just scary to think about spending a forever there.

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Whenever I look at something beautiful, it's like being sterile. It's a reminder of the life that I could be living. I've long abandoned the idea that my views of the world are the correct ones. It's not like I've stumbled on some ultimate knowledge that's it's all futile and lame. My biology just isn't functioning right, and as a result, several years of my life have been wasted because I don't feel the right way.

How are you supposed to cope with the fact that you have nothing to live for in the current moment, other than the vague hope that things will improve?

my grandfather, the man who raised me when my parents abandoned me, has recently been diagnosed with cancer.

>>37011967
Can I really beat you up? What about raping you?

>>37011967
Why are you living in a hospital?

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>>37006297
I hate r9k's desperate beta little cunts being pleasant to this person for the sole reason that it's a girl

Go fuck yourself, you disgusting cunt

Its going go be 11 am, havent slept because spent the whole night playing vidya. Have 2 exams this week and I'm probably failing them awfully. I gotta stop fucking up my hours of sleep on weekends since the rest of the week I have to be up at 7 am.

>>37012666
It blows my mind how many (you)s a girl can get just by being a girl. For a board notorious for their hatred of women robots sure do like being nice to them for no particular reason

>>37012490
Hey thanks man :) nobody really tells me things like this haha. Hope you have a nice day dude

>>37012532
I like to think that shes in a place like there desu. I mean if its such a good place shouldn't u want to be there forever

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>>37012568
yes but no rapey.

>>37012666
sorry, lucifer. i wish i had a penis, too. i recognize the problem and am sorry.

>>37012714
im rooting for you! maybe you will fail but nothing really matters and in a hundred and fifty years we will all be dead so it is just fine

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>>37012564
dang. i dont know about your and your grandpas religion but i will include him in my prayers.

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>>37012643
beacause im sick

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I failed my test that would of given me a nice comfy career and am now having to take a good hard look at my life. This is the 6th time I have failed this thing.

>>37013368
I hope you get well soon. Are you getting any visitors?

>>37006297
Lose weight and fix your hair.

You welcome.

>>37013242
What about just a little succ?
You're cute and I want your nudes senpai.

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I know i'm going to end my life at some point, maybe with an exit bag or just drink myself to death.

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>>37013489
no

>>37013516
im workin on it senpai. hair saloons are really scary desu. the last time i cut my hair i did it with a butter knife.

>>37013524
you arent the guy i originally responded to, are you?

>>37013578
I'm >>37012568
What are you willing to do on kik

>>37013578
>im workin on it
You wouldn't be complaining if you were making progress and if you're not making any it's because you're not working hard enough. Start eating only one meal a day, drinking 3L of water a day and do some exercices.

>>37013578
>>37013489

>no

for fucks sake. i forgot to thank you
thanks anon

>>37013516
and you too, thank you!

>>37013524
and you! thanks for the compliment but thats something i cant do

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>>37005724
What's bothering me?
I can't excape the realization that death is personally coming for me

>>37013628
Post a picture of you smiling.

I'll never be with the girl I'm hopelessly in love with, and in about a month I'll probably never see her again. I have no real interest in pursuing other girls right now, and even if I did the only one who might be interested is a roastie with an angry, jealous ex-boyfriend.

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>>37006297
wait for puberty before you try an hero
like seriously man

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>>37013628
Show the soles of your feet please.

ori

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>>37013615
oh. i dont know desu i gave it so the original guy could message me, im not much of a slut nor am i good with words

>>37013626
thanks for the support and tips! ive lost 12 kilos so far but i still hate me, thats why im complaining. hehe. and sorry.

>>37013772
Do you want to get lewd with a guy on kik? Tell me about your secrets

>>37005724
just started a job in a warehouse. it is killing me because i've done nothing for years and in such bad shape. It's only a short term contract anyway, so it isn't a massive deal, but i really want to quit. But my mom will be angry if i do because i've been unemployed so long.

it's so difficult to get a job when you've been out of work for so long. and the rest of life is shit too, obviously

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>>37006297
Eh, you're alright. You look 12, but maybe it's just the photo and pudgy cheeks. Do you have a skin condition? What's those red mark(s) on your face and hand?

Do you take care of yourself? Between the skin and the hair, seems like you need to do a bit better in the self care department lass.

>>37013813
go to /soc/ you desperate fag

>>>>>>>>>>>>>/soc/

5.26% original content

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>>37013813
no im scared of stuff like that

>>37013647
>>37013691
maybe later

>>37013846
im rooting for you, anon! just think about the moneys

>>37013866
thanks. i dont have a condition, i just cant stop picking my skin. you are right i dont take good care of myself. i always think about how i'll be dead soon so it doesnt matter but thats a pretty dumb mindset and im gonna start changing it. thank you for being nice.

>>37014071
>no im scared of stuff like that
But I'll make you feel comfortable. It'll be fun

>>37014071
GET OFF THIS BOARD, DON'T LISTEN TO ANY ONE HERE AND NEVER, EVER COME BACK REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>37014071
It's a strange paradox, but when I started taking better care of myself, I also felt better. I'm not saying I felt great, but for sure better. Try doing opposites of stuff: if you don't take care of yourself, dedicate some time to self care. If you don't get outside, go outside. If you don't eat well, eat well. Try to break negative cycles.

For the weight loss you talked about earlier, try >>>/fit/fat

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I saw a heavenly woman today and work and it made me incredibly sad. I have had 1 manipulative/abusive gf and I am 21.

As I was leaving the store, walking past the vegetable section, there was a woman who was doing her grocery shopping and her looks caught me off guard.

>6 feet tall(2~ inches taller than me-I'm 5'10)
>Yoga pants/sweater
>pretty curvy thighs, tummy, and butt
>no makeup on(?I am not sure?)
>shoulder length slightly curly brown hair

Her whole appearance to me just screamed motherly, affectionate, sweet, comforting and attractive.

I mostly ignore women, but she captured something inside of me and it crushes me knowing that I will never have a girlfriend/wife like that. One that makes me feel safe, loved, and comfortable just by being in her presence.

This is the only time I ever have posted on /r9k/ about a woman, or feels relating to a woman.

I am very sad today.

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>>37011208
It looks even worse since I last saw it

I've been straight my entire life but recently I've started to develop feelings for my best friend and I'm so confused he's all I can think about. I've never felt this strongly about anyone not even a girl.

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>>37011533
>oh no, anon. thats really scary, i am crossing my fingers its nothing serious
Talked to my doctor today via text, he said it's probably nothing serious but to make an appointment with a urologist and gave me a few names. Really awkward had to talk to my dad about fapping and blood in my jizz. I think he was more uncomfortable than I was "i-its o-okay t-that's j-just life you should text the doctor"

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A friend sent me a picture last night of him in a graduation gown and cap in front of our uni that had a caption: "just graduated!"
At the time i was really high and eating frosted flakes while leaning in my bedroom wall.
I'm graduating in December but still..

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>>37014088
>this guy IRL
she already said no you fucking freak.

>>37014071
>im rooting for you, anon! just think about the moneys

the pay is shit and i still have good savings from my last job

i just want an easy office job

>>37014179
>...and it crushes me knowing that I will never have a girlfriend/wife like that.
You dont know shit bro. You miss all the shots you dont take, just focus on improving urself instead and you will manage to gain the girl of your dreams.

>>37006297
Your hair is nice greasy
Be my wife, I'll give you kids

>>37014259
I can attract women, but not the ones that are good..

I do not have self esteem or body whatever bullshit image faggot shit, but I just want
a warm lovely, comfortable woman like that one. Not one that just wants to have sex with me because
of nmy face.

I don't think I articulated what I properly meant too well.

I just really want a loving, maternal partner which that girl gave vibes too me of.

I killed a guy. Real scumbag, serial rapist. Stumbled across him in a back alley, he drew on me, but I was carrying too and I shoot IDPA matches, so I'm a hell of a lot faster than some strung out lowlife. Clean shoot, clean kill, no charges filed.

Problem is, now I know what it feels like, and I wanna do it again. Don't worry, I'm no serial killer in the making. It ain't the killing I enjoyed, it was putting a piece of shit like that in the ground when the cops couldn't. It feels like being a damn superhero, and it's getting hard not to tuck my CZ into my wasteband and go for a walk in a shitty neighborhood...

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>>37014123
i wont post pics of myself on this board no more. dont worry about it. but also
no. this is my home whether you want it or not!!

>>37014145
thanks again, ill break them for sure!

>>37014179
oh thats so cute, i hope she notices you next time and you guys get married

>>37014218
its okay, anon. you will be fine. liking boys and girls is totally okay

>>37014225
im glad the doctor said that
that sounds pretty awkward but you both survived anyways and im really proud of you, son

>>37014230
thats fine, anon. your time to shine shall come one day

>>37005724
I've got a presentation to do tomorrow. I think I'll do alright but I still fucking hate doing them.

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>>37014252
oh damn. if you want to quit then just do it. you are an adult and if your mom gets her panties twisted then let her do just that. i doubt she will be mad for long, unless shes crazy.

>>37014322
>tuck my CZ into my wasteband and go for a walk in a shitty neighborhood...
I mean, you could. You would just be putting yourself in a very dangerous situation.

>>37008210
That's actually really cute.

10/10 wife material

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>>37014541
Let's see those suomi soles.

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>>37014281
i washed it already! where are you from?

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>>37014730
i already promised i wont post pics no more hahahaa
dont worry they aint that cute

>>37014755
America, the north-west coast of the USA to be precise

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>>37006297
can you post a full length picture? Not asking in a pervy way, but then we'll be able to get a better idea of what you look like and give advice. I'm a girl too and love fashion and stuff like that hahah.

You have such a pretty face by the way. Whatever it is that makes you ugly, it's not your face, that's for sure. I think you'd look really great with a fringe and your hair done all nice. Can't see any flaws in your face to be honest other than the red mark.

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>>37014876
https://clyp.it/vyvyimjf

my phone is taken away for the night again

sleep well, robots

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>>37014859
>i already promised i wont post pics no more
I insist.
>they aint that cute
Let me check.

>>37015067
Sleep tight future wife <3

>>37015067
Kek you are 12

>>37015067
gn, op.
nice thread.

>>37005724
>>37005724
fuck you OP, this enrages me. i would do ANYTHING to have a finnish baby (i'm american yeah whatever go fuck yourself).

>>37006297
The face by itself isn't ugly; it'd look fine on a toddler. The fact that it's attached to an adult woman is highly disturbing and is causing the ugly alarm bells to go off in our brains.

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>>37015044
aw i love you anon um okay ill post it pls gib tips
sorry to the one anon i made a promise to

okay now its time to say good night for real

>>37015121
anon said i am twelve but i said no no no
you know agatha is 18 too

>>37015383
Your body looks sexy future wife
I have no tips, save that you need my contact

>>37015383
what the hell, you are so skinny.
Maybe your mental health is affecting how you see yourself in the mirror?
If you wanna be sexy wear a cute sundress or a crop top and high waisted jeans. Honestly don't know what other advice to give you; you could wear anything and look good at that weight. Stop covering your features with baggy shirts, and go to a hair salon! Maybe even get your nails done if you're feeling adventurous.

I know it's such a typical woman thing to say and people on this board won't like it, but dressing up a bit really makes you feel more confident. You don't have to even wear makeup- all I ever do it moisturise and use concealer for spots.

Stop complaining dude, focus on your mental health. A positive appearance may even help with that

>>37015383
also, if money is an issue for clothes, go to charity shops. I only ever wear designer labels, but all my clothes are from charity. You just gotta be smart about it!
Not meaning to be condescending in any way btw.

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>>37015383
What about the suomi soles?

I sharted maybe 5 minutes ago.
The warmth is fading and I have yet to get up to clean myself. I have not shat myself since I was a kid so this is all a bit weird. It's starting to stink in here so I better get cleaning.

>>37006297
isnt it nap time for you?

>>37015383
You're a cute gal! Your ass seems to have deserted you, but you aren't ugly.

Mr. Bbc

I can't find the NEET vs wagie thread

>>37015383
I will be your gf if you wenrent so skelly

>>37005724
OP is a stupid roastie slut looking for attention. Please kill yourself and get off /r9k/

>>37014318
>I just really want a loving, maternal partner which that girl gave vibes too me of.
iktf. I fell for my oneitis partly because I got a lot of those vibes from her, she just has that really sweet and lovely personality while also being really cute and fun to be around. Of course I'll never be with her so I've got to keep looking.

>>37013444
>would of
Wanna know how I'm not surprised you failed that test 6 times? Just give up already.

>>37006297
you actually are legitimately ugly. A total rarity amongst fem"bots. Congratulations you are probably one of the only women that belong here.

Also you should probably do something with your hair

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Honestly I was just thinking back to this girl I was really into about a year ago

>while back hit up girl I went to HS with after seeing her post about music we both liked
>had a bf but honestly I just was looking at reconnecting with people I went to HS with
>Realize how much I click with her and connect with her, but bf and to be frank I can't really do the homewrecker thing anymore, so just deal with it
>just stay friends
>Learn more about her, has a pretty serious illness but become good friends regardless
>somewhere along the line, leaks that she was crazy about me in HS. I never would have guessed considering we never talked
>eventually they break up
>we keep talking, I start going crazy for her after going out with her on a """date""" one night
>one night, she just flat out asks if I wanted to sext
>agree because i had been drinking and shitty night
>we continue doing this and talk like I imagine a rabbit in heat
>try to make time to meet up and bang but falls through

A detail was missing though. I don't remember where this falls; somewhere between the sexting thing

>start spilling my feelings to how much I'm into her after finding out she hooked up with her ex
>she tells me that she just isn't ready for a relationship, particularly with me since "I waited for you"
>Tell her along the lines I don't think I can keep going with the sexual shit because if this isn't going anywhere, I don't want to ruin a good friendship (because I didn't)
>Gradually begins to distance herself from me
>no longer talk
>new bf

Honestly, I hate to sound like a fucking permavirgin fucktard but stuff like this but it just seems inhuman. This happened about a year ago anyways, but it just feels like I was used. I think this was the final tipping point for me and my views on women. I loved her unconditionally, and look at where it got me.

Biggest regret is not meeting up with her and fucking her senseless now since she liked to be "used"

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>>37006297
I tried my best. Seems like the gookiness is what's killing your looks. A bit less jaw / cheek and you're a top cutie. Would cuddle.

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>Experiencing some minor form of aphasia where I will accidentally say one word instead of another occasionally

>Had trouble remembering two words and one term

>Had a terrifying feeling in my head that I've felt before, it felt like something was buzzing around in my head.

The problem is that I've experienced this before three years ago and went to the hospital for it and they performed an MRI and they didn't find anything.