What's the best way for me to give my gf anal pinworms so

>>37002396
How about you just throw a used condom into her trash and then accuse her with that? That way it won't be illegal.

>>37002396
Why not break up without being a fag about it?

>>37002483
>wont be illegal
Maybe she shouldn't have cheated. Why isn't that illegal?

>>37002526
Because you're not married? I mean even then it's sorta legal, but you could take her to court and get empathy from the judge or something and get most of the shit in the divorce,

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>>37002396

I can't get rid of my pinworms. I've done everything. I can typically be free of them for a month and then they come back. Just fuck my shit up senpai.

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I've never ever had pin worms
I don't know how you guys get them
Use a bidet

>>37002396
>pinworms
If you can find a place to buy non-damaged eggs then you could put it in her food.

I sometimes find little white bits on my anus but they don't move and are very small so I assume they're toilet paper residue from wiping too hard. But how can I really tell the difference?

>>37002643
I'll ask her to fuck and put the eggs in her astro glide. I will be wearing the condom this time.

>>37002704

Put them by a cracker. Check back on them in a few hours to see if they are on top of the cracker eating it.

>>37002747
> mom walks into kitchen
> sees toilet paper dingleberries next to lone cracker on counter
> anon what's this?
> h-happy mothers d-day

>>37002396
Just dump her straight out, why go through all these hassle for a shitty excuse? If you found out you'll get sued the fuck out.

>>37002827
How nice of grandson anon to make me a snack

>>37002571
Kill your dog.
It's the sole solution I've found.

Maybe stop being such a baby and live with it like the rest of us do. I had them almost 3 years now and it doesn't bother me one bit.

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>>37002906
This site is full of turbo retards.

>>37002827
I just died

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>>37003032

I don't have any pets

>>37003309
Kill all the people you live with that may get in touch with animals.
Or kill said animals.

>>37003110
>B-but muh pinworms

They aren't hurting anyone. You faggots need to grow up. Pinworms are normal and nothing to be ashamed of.

>>37002396
>cheating on me again
Nigga, you had an excuse the first time around.

I am not understanding the correlation between pinworms and cheating here. Just be like FUCK OFF REEEEE and keep ree'ing until she leaves. No need to do this convouted plan where you have to spike her food then wait then ask to see her asshole to instigate the breakup confrontation jesus

>>37003309
Wash your clothes in hot water, The eggs are what gets you.