>Daddy can I take a dance class? All my friends are doing

Sure, but take your younger brother with you. He needs to learn what to do with a woman

Only if you bring your 13 year old qt girlfriends to a sleepover at home so i can impregnate them!

Dance on me I'm you and your children's father

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Daddy, can you drive me to my barista job?

>>37001364
Where am I? I don't have a daughter what the fuck are you talking about.

Leave me alone.

>>37001364
you need to get some white friends

>>37001364
>What do you say?
I make that dumb slut take ballet so she learns discipline and how to not be a tubby chubby fatty patty.

I'd tell her no, explain why it's degenerate, then sit down with her and show her how to see if a Jew has organised or financed it.

Girl in the polka dot shirt is the cutest and probably a virgin.

>>37001768
Be my daddy then please?

>>37001364
Anyone have a source for this?

>>37001364
What kind of dancing?

My answer is dependent on her answer.

>>37002018
daggering

>>37002018
Booty popping and crotch grinding.

>>37001877
Don't you have a trap thread to be contained in fagtron

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>>37001750
Good god dat ass.

I'd even tolerate her braps for a chance to squeeze her buttcheeks.

>>37001876
>tfw you made me look
>tfw she looks like my dead ex gf
fugg

>>37002048
>>37002035
"No, honey"

Organic flower dumbbell pasta

>>37002070
You must be a teenager. That ass does nothing for me.

>>37001750
aren't you 38 years old?

>>37002061
I don't have a penis, but you do right?

>>37002084
>not rerouting her to traditional dance, thus fooling her into thinking she got what she wanted and keeping her spastic ass busy with something wholesome

>>37002070
>tfw US society is so cucked that it would be labeled child abuse to buy this for your 12 year old now

>>37002106
All dancing is sensual and degenerate.

>>37002104
>I don't have a penis
what happened to it? greentext please

>>37002097
No, mid 30's. You must be in your early 20's. The older I get the more gigantic hips and asses drive me wild.

>>37002108
>school shooter training device
It should be outright illegal.

>>37002127
>mother was fertilised with a second X chromosome
>was born without a benis as a result

>>37002106
That's how boys work, with a girl they'd think they won, and that'd feed into the "I always win" thing.

I'd teach my daughters that they're not special. Unlike 99% of America.

>>37002108
But it's A-OK to send them to baboon mating display dancing class!

>>37002123
Anything kinesthetic is "sensual", moving the body will arrest the fucking senses, but you don't want a big fat ugly blob for a kid, do you?
Ballet- largely aerobic, takes up a fuckload of time, no unsavory cultural elements, girl gets so skinny you don't have to waste your money buying her tampons anymore.

>>37002241
Gymnastics, track and field, soccer, etc. Dancing is a mating ritual.

>>37002273
>Gymnastics, track and field, soccer, etc.
Nice dyke daughter there, anon.

>>37002296
Better than a slut daughter, at least dykes can (sometimes) have class.

>>37002296
That's the goal. I'm not raising my daughter just for her to get filled with cum.

>>37002317
>>37002335
>raises daughter to be miserable bitter hag who gets the tits slapped out of her by another bitter miserable hag
>doesn't just want a daughter to find a reputable fellow to marry and make beautiful grandchildren with
???

>>37002401
There's a happy medium, anon. Traditional dance would just make her think she won.

>>37002335
Ya, I gonna raise a daughter who is going to be filled with my cum, wow they gonna arrest me.

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>Honey will you go pick up Tyrones daughter for me? Pleaseee baby it would mean the world to me! Im so tired, me and Tyrone were fucking until about 5 in the morning and I just woke up at 3pm.
>Fine....
>Walk into sweaty, steamy room
>Cant figure out which ass is my wifes daughter.

What do?

>>37002175
>mother was fertilised with a second X chromosome
lewd

>>37002469
You should fertilise me daddy.

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>>37002464
You kill yourself.

>tfw it's not original

>>37002500
A new incest family, lewd and awesome, can't wait for the lawsuit.

>>37002500
>You should fertilise me daddy.
ok

>>37001750
>Nosering
It's too late, she's already lost.

Where's my fake (you)

if i have a daughter she will be a lesbian case and point

>>37002241
Ballet also completely destroys your joints and fucks up your feet

>>37002789
this made me bust up laughing

>>37001364
Go get that pussy, son