What's under his blanket?

chiseled physique of a greek

>>37000535
No penis for sure

Fat unwashed smelly NEET body

>>37000535
Did you ever watch Eraserhead?

>>37000535
Childhood neglect and bullying have contributed to his self imposed isolation, and he wears that blanket to avoid revealing the hollow shell of who he once was

If he took it off, would he die?

>>37000535

The machines that are keeping his head alive.

https://archive.org/details/Experime1940

He's working out and eating healthy so probably good looking body.

his parent's dissapointment

>>37000644

It would be extremely uncomfy.

oreganeet

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A guitar.

>>37000535
Haircuts and haircut accessories

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just meat

>>37000535
wouldn't you Iike to find out

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>>37000535
His impressive wealth

>>37000858
how did he acquire all that wealth as a NEET

Wagekek wife giving him a blowie joey

>>37001121
>>37000858
these are the real answers, originally and very good

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>>37000535
Like this very original post you are viewing

>>37000858
>Wealth by having no income

When did autists become this backwards and dumb?

>>37001179
Looks like one of those /fit/ gymcels that looks terrible even after years of lifting. Cuck genetics

>>37001206

I don't work but I still have income. I know, it just blows you little cuckold mind doesn't it, cucky? Try not to cry now. I need your visual acuity at it's best so you may continue working for me, taxes don't pay themselves after all.

>>37001276
The government cuts you off after a certain threshold. So you are literally bragging about making a few thousand a year. Try again NEET

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With his ample free time, the NEET is able to sculpt his body to a constitution matched only by Adonis

>>37001446
Timestamp pic? Lets see that Greek body NEET

>>37001431

They obviously don't, but I'll allow you to hold this mistaken belief if it's the only thing keeping you from suicide.

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>>37001482

Here you go, ugly fat cuckie.

>>37001483
Lets see that timestamped paper tax return then

>>37000644
No, but it would be extremely /uncomfy/.

>>37001588

As much as I dislike wagies I'm not an asshole. Why would I call my accountant at this hour? He has to wake up early and work for Noseberg so he can give me more money.

>>37001991
The fantasies of a suburban loser are truly fascinating.

>>37001991
Indeed. Time stamped tax return, where do they get this shit? Wagies never cease to amuse me.

a rock hard cock

>>37002201
Do you parents do your taxes for you?

>>37001179
when will NEETlets ever learn?

>>37000535
another blanket

>>37000591
No, why?>>37000591
Yes, why?

>>37003618
Not gonna lie, during my few months NEETing it up I did this regularly.

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>>37001179
I tried to make it look like he was wearing his blankie as a cape, didn't turn out very well though

>>37004068
kek, keep making these

they crack me up