Homeless cooking

>you will never eat sugar bits and powder in a back ally while also sipping on some fine hand lotion

>>36998365
Lotion? More like hand sanitizer stolen from a pharmacy

>>36998365
Im going to mix them up in a sludge. So far the gems taste like rock candy 8/10 and the funfetti powder is just as goos as i remembered 10/10

>>36998343
why are you homeless anon?

oritiginalalalll

>>36998422
I don't want to live near other people. I am ultra frugal and work so i could afford to but i dont want a home. My ford focus is good enough

>>36998365
Why would you drink hand sanitizer?

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>>36998520
Its lotion which has a tangy sauce flavor to add to the powerful sweetness from the other ingredients

party cake icing is the most addictive substance known to man

>>36998572
Why just not get take-away?

>>36998716
I eat this every Saturday at 8pm. I already had taco bell for lunch

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you'll become a qt trap if you keep up this diet

>>36998732
Where do you sleep, carparks?

you should eat some vegetables

>>36998782
Truck stops and ive never had a problem except sometimes people follow me and i have pto speed arouns and switch places

>>36998572
>Its lotion which has a tangy sauce flavor to add to the powerful sweetness from the other ingredients
u cnt b fukn srs

>>36998818
>sometimes people follow me
why?

>>36998894
I am. The main ingredients are oat and flour so those alcohols and chlorides kiat add some tang. Its a unique flavor ypu wont get anywhere else. It improves fecal quality too.

>>36998938
Provide evidence of actually eating this death concoction or I'm calling bullshit.

>>36998895
I don't know but i have done things in the past which might be cause for concern. Nearby truckers name their hotspots stuff like FBI van and it scares me

>>36998938
>fecal quality
you sound like an interesting but also scary character op, do you have a job?

>>36998963
Its just sugar powder.... its not like i am takinf anything even remotely harmful or gross. Its just different.

>>36998972
Yes it pays enough for me to invest half of my income which i do very well in. Its very important to study your poop to lake changes in diet. I have a constant schedule of pooping and rarely need to wipe.

>>36999046
I imagine that you have a detailed excel spreadsheet of every bowel movement for the last 10 years.

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I tried mixing in coffee but that was a huge mistake. The warmth snd smoither texture ruined the batch.

>>36999318
Well no but the rest of my life is tracked on an excel sheet. Every penny ive ever spent is categorized and analyzed. I live on $10 a day for everything

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>>36999342
Ooops. No dinner for you tonight I guess.

>>36999342
dude it can't be fucking healthy to be eating this, it's hand lotion and colored sugar

can you please stop? jesus christ

>>36999427
Im fine my teeth are perfect and i am slightly underweight. What's worse for me is my back seat doesnt allow me to sleep fully reclined so my back hurts bad

>>36999375
Can we see a tiny part of it? Obviously if you can blur any revealing details - do you not crave luxury sometimes, living on $10 must be quite limiting(?)

>>36999400
>implying i dont have backup icing under my seat for such occasions

>>36999454
You say you invest half your earnings that do well. What does this mean? Do you make enough that you could have an apartment, is it just that you're homeless by choice?

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I have been way overspending lately and a phone bill to explain these high numbers. These are automaticallt made sums from the raw data entry sheet. My graph doesnt work on mobile but it does trend tracking for me

>>36999493
I invest over half of my income (2/3ish) in stock options and have made a ton. I would prefer car to apartment.

>>36999587
don't you get lonely or scared in a car? what if someone is peeking through the windows when you are sleeping or getting dressed? do you have any form of protection?

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>>36999477
Here is my input sheet with every useful quality to a spending item. It takes me 30sec a day to update.

>>36999454
I just looked up the ingredients of that lotion and several are toxic. Literally why eat it?

>>36999640
I dont get lonely because i have long distance gf (not a meme). I dont get scared of people nearby because i am armed and not afraid to defend myself and these truck stop people are nice. I use sheets to cover windows and sometimes they fall but idc if someone sees me the worst they can do is ask me to leave.

>>36999652
Im smarter than you and i say its okay. Ive done it each saturday for months and im fine.

>>36999716
I've literally formulated skin lotions and believe me they're far from edible.

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Here's my investments

>>36999756
Im alive so i dont care

>>36999830
You're slowly killing your body by eating chemicals like in the lotion you're buying. Which by the way is just cheap emollients and thickeners and probably costs them 5 cents per bottle to make.
Give it some time and you'll start seeing the results of ingesting toxic chemicals.

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Can someone screencap this for me please I'm at work