What is the most fucked up thing you've ever done, /r9k/?

>>36997750
was supposed to babysit my sister but ended up leaving her crying on the couch as i went to play vidya. keep in mind she was less than a year old at the time

One day...

I tried...to LIVE....

I raped my mom's friend's daughter and convinced her not to tell.

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>>36997750
I mutilated my face.
I now live in eternal regret as I watch an aging monster in the mirror.

Anons, I don't want to die. But I don't want to live like this.

>>36997933
post pics or your lieing
>i-i d-dont want to
so your lying then.

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>>36997750
>>in class
>>teacher assistant pointing to something
>>she back up on my dick
>>do nothing for a minute or 2 while I cum
>> after climaxing I back of and she turn around
>>"oh sorry anon."
Not her but you get the idea

>>36997933
spooky

pics or it didn't happen

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>>36997933
arseface is that you? second times the charm friendo

>>36997750
Wow this eromango ep is fucked.
Fuckin horriblesubs puts it out after I leave for work so I can't get it till tomorrow.

>>36998002
>your lieing
ew
>your lying
well, at least one of them is correct now

>>36998002
>post pics
I haven't taken a picture of myself in 11 years, and I'm not taking one now.
>pics
No.
>arseface is that you?
No idea what you're on about.

>>36997750
Told a girl I loved her

>>36998120
Shit, I forgot to add their numbers...
Fuck it, they'll figger it out or not...

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Pooped into syringes and injecting them into my pee pee hole.

>>36997865
Lol thats it?
Guys we have a "bad ass" over here lmao

>>36998120
can youi atleast give an example of something you sorta look like
like show me an ugly celebrity or a horibbly disfigured person, so i know atleast what level your ugly.

a knife which is used to cut a rope once

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>>36997750
I once had a best friend that I met on internet. We were both the same age and virgins. He wanted to lose his virginity so bad that he fucked and went to live with a woman 11 years older in a different country.
Said woman would hit on me occasionally while being in couple with him. One day, our friendship fell apart and he acted rather badly about it. I decided to give in to his gf's flirting and I fucked her in their bed, multiple times.

I've done other things that are probably worse given that they're illegal in some way but I'm pretty sure they're common around here. This kind of thread makes me realize how much I'm hiding from other people.

>>36997750
In a drug stupor I molested my friends gf.

>>36998502
Hi five pal me too.

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>>36997750
there are several things but i don't have enough fucks to list them all so here goes the worst one (also i've already told this on another thread but it died shortly after, so if you were in that thread ,hi)

>lost a bet with chad friend
>next party i'd have to go no matter what
>and dressed up as a girl
>his stacy girldfriend gets the make up done
>i borrow some of her clothes
>11/10 tomboy blonde trap by the end of the process
>she goes to the party with chad before me
>wait for them to leave and proceed to take several pictures in the mirror because holy fuck do i look good
fast foward 1 hour
>chad & stacy mad at me for arriving late
>we go in
>as soon as i step into the mess someone grabs my ass and vanishes into the crowd
>chad and stacy vanish to hell fuck mountain
>starts drinking
>gets kinda drunk but not really
>alcohol forces me into the trap mindset
>"i'm already knee deep in shit, why not go 'till the shoulder just for kicks?" i thought
>started acting slutty on the dancefloor
>stranger comes in and starts to grind his junk on my ass
>gropes my ass while doing it
>pop boner
>it' lifting my skirt
>stranger GTFO
>didn't even notice
>the thought of everyone seeing my fully erect shaft and how my cock felt while it swung across the whole dancefloor got me going 200%
>cum hands free
>meet chad and stacy in chad's car
>hand over stacy's clothes and tell her i spilled a drink over it
>she buys it
>eventually chad drops me at home
>goes back to my regular self
>still drunk
>monster erection hits again due to exorbitant amounts of alcohol
>beat my meat to previously taken photos of my trap version
>bust a massive nut
>pass out
>wake up the next day couvered in cum
>ask myself why in the actual fuck and delete all the photos because i couldn't delete myself

why

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>>36998026
>arseface

Kek

>>36998120
Do you look like this?

Masturbated and coomed in a bathroom at a bar in a toilet

>>36998771
more than once to clarify

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>>36998643
you slut

origami jabroni

>>36997933
Where did you mutilate yourself? It is actually noticeable?