Fuck this shit

>>36990459
ohai jesus

>took a lot of pills to kill myself
>didn't die

I might be a literal autist

>pills
might as well just come out of the closet to your family you faggot

>>36990459
what did you take anon ?

>>36990505
Paracetamol

Originoodles

How did they find you fagget?

If you want to die, do it when no one should be suspicious of you not being around.

>>36990459
Is there no Walmart by you or something?

>>36990505
Lithium, venlafaxine, xeroquel, valium
My mum found me in my room
They brought me back from the dead, i was pretty far

>>36990459
describe to me you 'literally dying'
vomiting? convulsions? loss of consciousness?
or did you mean it in the 'lmoa literally dying over here xddD' sense you frogposting fuck?

>>36990604
Should've locked the door, numbnuts

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>>36990503
This. If you want to be an attention whoring faggot, you could've just told them you wanted to kill yourself.

Next time, you should actually try killing yourself instead acting like a needy bitch.

>>36990606
I was in a coma for like 5 days and I started the encephalic death process

>took 70 pills venlafaxin
>almost dead
>father found me and called ambulance
>now I am in a mental hospital

>took a lot of pills to kill myself
>just end up staying up all night sitting down waiting for death
>before I know it, it's morning
>somebody rings my door bell
>it's my neighbor lady
>she wants me to watch her dog while she's at work
>don't really plan on living through the next day so just say fuck it

This dog is just sitting on my couch smoking weed all day and I'm still sitting here alive.

>>36990654
What almost killed me was the xeroquel and the lithium desu

>>36990523
Try taking less originoodles next time

>>36990673
Why must you hobbets be watching a dog?
Go away Wilfred.

>>36990673
the dog is smoking weed?

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>trying to OD on lithium

Is everyone in this thread retarded?
Lithium is salt based, all you do is 'slightly' damage your liver/kidneys.
Your almost better off taking salt famalams.

Dont kys tho, there are things to live for. Like music or something.

>>36990846
Yea, I think it's just the pills making me hallucinate. He keeps talking about sour milk and telling me not to go to my job interview. What should I do?

>>36990673
Why did you give the dog weed?

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Why didn't you atleast stream it for us like bagman?

>>36991020
story to this?

>>36990932
The dog brought the weed himself, it was in the neighbor lady's bag of care stuff. Pretty good stuff even if I haven't smoked in a while honestly.

We just went on a walk and he got the biker neighbor all mad at me and we took a shit in the guys boots and stole his weed plants. How fucked am I?

>>36990643
describe it desu. what was it like being dead
>>36990654
how do you get internet in a hospital?
>>36990673
what did you take faggot

>>36991159
>how do you get internet in a hospital?
there is internet in the mental hospital where i am.
also I can leave whenever I want so I shitpost from my home right now

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>>36991225
>also I can leave whenever I want so I shitpost from my home right now

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>>36991062

16 year old live streamed his fake suicide attempt because a girl broke up with him. drank a cup of lean and threw up a few times. put bag over head twice but claimed "primal urge" caused him to tear off the bag both times.

ended up calling 999 and told them how he tried to kill himself

tl:dr
>mom found the suicide stream

>>36991159
I dunno what I took, my sister is a doctor and she gave me a bunch of anti-depression pills and ate the whole bottle. I think I'll call her and see what she gave me.

Faggots killing yourselves in a suicide bode, good riddance. If you can even off some shitskins before you die, what good we're you anyways? That's why people who commit suicide are pathetic.

>>36991334
R-ryan? Is that you?

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>>36991383
hate to be the one to break it to you anon, but pic related

>>36990604
>>36990654

Can you OD from that garbage? I know lithium can be toxic, I had to get a blood test every month when I was taking it, but I thought it killed you very slowly.

I've been prescribed seroquel and venlafaxine for months, I don't take the pills, I'm just building up a large collection. Will 90 75mg pills really kill me? Am I finally free?

>>36991398
Who is this? Is this you Wilfred? You're right across the room from me, why are you posting here.

>>36990673
Your sister gave you fake pseudo pills man

>>36991496

OP is Ryan Newman

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>>36991480
Ha just to laugh at losers like you! Now I know that you're really a loser! Can't wait until Bear hears about this!

>>36991496
What? This is you Wilfred! I just got off the phone with my sister and she gave me sugar pills.

>>36991551
Wilfred! That's it, you can't come over anymore. Stop talking about this mattdamon stuff, you're not some kinda supernatural god being. You're not even real