What's the most normie thing you could do/say in your eyes?

>If you've got nothing to hide then why do you care if the government has access to all of your private data

>>36985652

Typical java slut sentiment desu senpai.

>>36985572
Caffeine makes my head ache really bad, even the smallest amount of it. And it's only getting worse. I can't even drink tea anymore. (Only fruit "tea" that has no tea in it actually.)

I hate smokers btw. Fucking scum.

>>36985572
Seems like coffee is just an accessory for a lot of normalshits. Stacies used to bring those iced coffee drinks to school and rave about how delicious they were but at the end of the day their cups were still full.

>>36985572
I actually really like the taste of black coffee, but i'm no person that goes all "waaaa i haven't had coffee so i'm basically not alive yet waaaa", i drink coffee when i feel like it.

>>36985724
I like the taste and it does help slightly with dealing with another day in this shit world.

>>36985754
>it does help slightly with dealing with another day in this shit world
It's more placebo than anything.

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no speaky before coffee

>>36985772
are you a retarded child?

>its a sport match tonight so we juuuusssttt have to buy beer and snacks and watch it

>>36985754
Without the coffee the world is shitty, with coffee the world is still shitty but now you're jittery.

>>36985783

no normie ever

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>>36985572
Do i look like i finished my fucking latte ?
Please, anon. Restrain from making any threads until i am done with my coffee.

You may speak but keep it short and respect the others anon who didn't finish their latte.

>>36985803
I never want to face another day, at least after a coffee I have enough motivation to have a shower and make some lunch.

>>36985785
fuck off, newfag

originalladasdadad

>>36985572
that i'm taking my coffee without cream or sugar for a week and i want to tell everybody :^)

>>36985835
i wonder if it is just one anon spamming all those NEET stuff

>>36985843
are you underage anon? origini

>>36985865
reddit pls go reeeee

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Whenever I drink coffee I get a stomach ache and need to take a big watery dump afterwards. I don't understand how people at work can down several cups of that shit in a single morning. Maybe I'm sensitive to caffeine or something.

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>>36985835
My friend, please, you might converse after coffee

>>36985891
explain your reasoning child

>>36985909
sounds like you enjoy having a cock up your butt

>>36985941
I can neither confirm nor deny that.

>>36985572
The first one is definitely the most "normalfag" from a theoretical point of view. Remember, what's annoying about normalfags is less the things they enjoy and more the fact that can't fathom that everyone else automatically enjoys them too since it's the "normal" thing to do
That said, Am*rican """coffee""" is fucking awful

>if you REALLY wanted that, you would have it

caffeine is a shit tier stimulant, I feel like I'm in constant fight or flight mode when I use it. adderall is much better for alertness desu.

>Watching network TV
>"Politicians are all the same."
>Getting dessert at a restaurant

>>36985909
Same. Hot beverages in general make me have to shit.

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>>36985572
COFFEE HAS TWO GENDERS