Who else here /friendswithchad/?
>be me
>friend with guy who's 6'3, plays for the basket ball team, confident
>visits here once
>thinks he's a robot
>I'm 5'8 lanklet
>"just gotta be urself bro"
Anyone else got a friend like this?
>>36985569
just be urself bro trust me on this one it works
>>36985599
Really? Will this work anon?
>>36985569
Seriously though the dude on the left's facial aesthetics are utterly god tier.
I legit popped a boner
>>36985628
Yeah it will anon.
I was an autistic sad frog before, and after i got confident, my pepe improved.
>>36985671
What about the right guy? Surely he just needs to be confident? Right?
>>36985708
>>36985569
The guy on the right is abnormally ugly. Almost alien. That doesn't count
>>36985708
Oh yeah totally.
The only reason left guy even looks like that is because it's a manifestation of his inner confidence. Right guy just needs to embrace the way of the bee and his physical form will morph into a beautiful entity.
>>36985737
Buzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz buzzz
Yeah
>>36985569
>5'8
>lanklet
what did you mean by this
>>36985800
Short and skinny
>>36985821
lanklets are tall though
>>36985837
>>36985821
This. You're actually a manlet
>>36986163
So are you desu
Original
>>36985628
It does. I was once a buttmad autistic virgin manlet robot, just like you.
One day I finally decided to be myself instead of not being myself. The moment I opened my eyes after making this decision, I knew without a doubt that I would smash some pussy that night.
With my instincts now unleashed thanks to the power of just being myself, I immediately went out to the mall, approached the most beautiful girl I could find and, in my most natural seductive voice, asked "wanna smash?" We immediately went to her place and had rough animalistic sex for a few hours. Then her mum came back home, caught us in the act and, entranced by my all-natural sexual prowess, decided to join. You'd be surprised at how good sex feels when you're just being yourself.
So yeah, anon. It will work. Just let yourself be you.
>>36986215
I'm 6'0 without shoes mate. Sorry.
>>36986358
>6'0
>not a manlet
Yeah sure thing buddy
>>36986378
This is obviously shooped. Here's the original.
>>36985671
I don't get how everyone sees this. He looks weird as fuck to me. Obviously attractive but still weird as fuck
>chad wingmanned you to your one and only kiss
I wish I seen him more often because he's a genuinely cool guy
>>36986878
My mistake
>>36986986
I got a friend just look that, real genuine guy but also Chad