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old talent show story greentext 2017-05-13 03:38:48 Post No. 36979671
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>be me
>11 years old
>in talent show
>2 acts before me have to take a shit
>think i should hold it
>didifartorshit.jpg
>panick
>go to bathroom
>wipe my ass and nothing comes up
>decides to shit because i'll probably make it
>shits, feels good
>i think there's one last shit but idk
>I wipe my ass after attempting
>there's too much shit
>all of a sudden i'm fucking panicking
>decide to speedwipe my ass
>think i got everything out but still could do touchup but it's my turn to act
>shit.jpg
>wash hands
>run out, blow crowd away with flame raps
>freak out and realize shit was still in my ass
>no one noticed
>feelsgoodman
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>7th grade
>play spanish guitar song for beginners I found in a songbook
>roasties win most creative choice though for some generic dance performance
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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>>36979694
you just gotta write raps, i drowned in pussy after that, life tips
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>>36979720
rapping is for the crackers
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>>36979762
nah, i rapped and i'm a nigga, so fuck yall for fukcin me medium
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got an interesting recital story
>piano recital, fifth grade
>girl playing piano
>getting ready to play
>girl pisses all over the seat
>walk up
>sit down
>feel the piss being absorbed
>in shock
>have to play though
>do it badly
it wasn't the worst day of my life
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