Washing my butt

>>36977073
lol i cup some water in my hands from the sink and wash my ass with it, i don't give a fuck just let it fall to the floor

Jack Kerouac used to do this and he required everyone visiting him for a while to do the same. He developed this whole philosophy behind why the world was shit and it was because people went around with shitty asses all the time.

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>>36977073
>>36977125
>>36977129

If you don't shower/bathe after you shit you're an animal

and when you have sex he/she will know

>>36977125
I do it in the bathtub though

>is it weird that I clean shit off myself?

Fucking Americans

I had an ex who would have to shower every time after he took a shit. As a result he could only poop at home, and only did first thing in the morning. One poop a day, and then I guess just held it until the next morning. It always kind of weirded me out that he just couldn't poop when he needed to.

>>36977322
It's like they've never played the sims

>>36977474

>>36977474
I'm the same, except I poop whenever I feel like it at home. Also as long as a bathtub is at wherever I am, it's fair game.

This made my life difficult in dorms though

>>36977073
In murica nobody teaches you clean your ass?

>>36977073
why is this a fucking question

>>36977784
Nope, toilet paper is seemingly enough to most