Someone tossed this old tv out, so I grabbed it and took it home.

>>36976904
Try sticking your dick in the coax port. It should fit perfectly.

>>36976977
I'm not ready for a sexual relationship yet.

Take it out to a secluded area and use it as a shooting target. I bet it would be very satisfying to shoot a tv like that.

>not keeping on the static 24/7
become one with electricity

>>36977115
All I have is a SKS with no ammo though.

>>36977157
But It has been on 24/7 though ever since I got it.

>>36976904
I haven't watched The Ring but isn't that the one with the spooky haunted VHS? That isn't one of those sick tvs with the built-in VCR so you'll need an external one

>>36977213
>but it has been on 24/7
keep it going, son

>>36977349
I wonder how long it would take to die if I just left it on indefinitely.

>>36976904
Play SSBM on it.