>enter my backyard to take a piss >take out my dick >hear

shit, that happened to me a couple of times because my neighbour's window have a full view of my backyard, also when there are working mans on the roof, I cant stop pissing in the backyard is so comfy

>>36975172
Ikr, my basement has a walkout door so I don't even have to walk upstairs to take a piss. No need for pissbottles here

>>36974998
I urinated in a toilet, which has never seemed like an accomplishment until today.

>>36974998
>>enter my backyard to take a piss
This is one of those sentences that makes sense while you're skimming but if you actually think about it it's fucking bizarre

>>36975650
just a normal day in the life of me

Writing a final paper. Have all the information and sources, have everything organized and it's only 7-8 pages double spaced. Took me all day to type 2 pages because i got distracted by everything

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>>36975338
>implying you don't shit and piss in your garden to save nutrients

i want normies to leave